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Fortuk Monmouth MetaForge Ekliptika	Posted - 2007.07.01 20:58:00 - [31] i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely
Dano Katiria adeptus gattacus Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:03:00 - [32] posting in an epic thread... but what i realy want to say is, it ALL SUCKS, apart from coke, in cans. And they have to be aluminum, steel cans dont work. Call me fussy, but coke is coke and it must be perfect. Being nice is for ugly people - Falazi
Faekurias Federation Fleet Endless Horizon	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:04:00 - [33] Drink liquid manboobs, I say they ARE (were ?) the greatest! Screw the soda and make me dinner snip Signature removed, bodily function jokes are not appropriate for this forum. -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected])
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:16:00 - [34] Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Besides, Dodiez likes men who can write complete sentences without txtspk.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:24:00 - [35] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did??
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:29:00 - [36] ....................... Ok, its a 50 million bounty now.
lofty29 Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:40:00 - [37] Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did?? --- Project Mayhem
Haitchi Allamut The Movement	Posted - 2007.07.01 21:47:00 - [38] Edited by: Haitchi Allamut on 01/07/2007 21:45:54 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did?? You can't leave it at that! We need more! Share, we're all friends here! :)
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.01 22:30:00 - [39] Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Edited by: Haitchi Allamut on 01/07/2007 21:45:54 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did?? You can't leave it at that! We need more! Share, we're all friends here! :) Ok, but this is OUR secret, Haitchi. And you cannot flame me! Curzon and I met while we were playing WoW. I know, I know, I know...but please. We play Eve now. Give us a bit of credit. A smidge. whispers Please don't hate me...
Jonny 101 The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen	Posted - 2007.07.01 22:36:00 - [40] Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Edited by: Haitchi Allamut on 01/07/2007 21:45:54 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did?? You can't leave it at that! We need more! Share, we're all friends here! :) Ok, but this is OUR secret, Haitchi. And you cannot flame me! Curzon and I met while we were playing WoW. I know, I know, I know...but please. We play Eve now. Give us a bit of credit. A smidge. whispers Please don't hate me... Were you the sensual, yet troubled female night elf hunter, and he the handsome, rugged male paladin? And more importantly, did you have him grind you gold for mounts as part of the courtship? ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby
Golden Helmet Caldari Chaos Reborn	Posted - 2007.07.01 22:47:00 - [41] This thread gets more and more epic with every post
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.01 22:57:00 - [42] Originally by: Jonny 101 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Edited by: Haitchi Allamut on 01/07/2007 21:45:54 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did?? You can't leave it at that! We need more! Share, we're all friends here! :) Ok, but this is OUR secret, Haitchi. And you cannot flame me! Curzon and I met while we were playing WoW. I know, I know, I know...but please. We play Eve now. Give us a bit of credit. A smidge. whispers Please don't hate me... Were you the sensual, yet troubled female night elf hunter, and he the handsome, rugged male paladin? And more importantly, did you have him grind you gold for mounts as part of the courtship? Oh Jonny, you are so twisted. Hell no, to put it lightly. I was the paladin and he was the NELF Hunter. And I'm a REAL gamer-girl, which means I don't like free stuff and made all my gold on my own. He never gave me anything. We didn't really start dating until we started playing Eve. I do however, owe him LOTS of iskies...LOTS
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.01 23:10:00 - [43] First I got her a mission ship. Then officer fitted it. And she STILL runs L3 missions instead of L4s. You know the thanks I get? She steals my orange soda.
Jonny 101 The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen	Posted - 2007.07.01 23:16:00 - [44] Originally by: Curzon Dax First I got her a mission ship. Then officer fitted it. And she STILL runs L3 missions instead of L4s. You know the thanks I get? She steals my orange soda. I bought a friend of mine a CNR for his birthday, it's sitting in some hangar while he logs in twice a week to build fighters Wheres the gratitude, I didn't even get laid after giving it away, he claims he likes something called "girls" ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby
Beor0d Congregatio	Posted - 2007.07.01 23:51:00 - [45] I would like to kill her _______________________ Mining makes mad
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.01 23:54:00 - [46] Originally by: Beor0d I would like to kill her You meaniepants! In retaliation for this treachery of Curzon's, I just ate all of his Cheddar & Sour Cream chips...but he doesn't know it yet.
Beor0d Congregatio	Posted - 2007.07.01 23:56:00 - [47] Edited by: Beor0d on 01/07/2007 23:54:56 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Beor0d I would like to kill her You meaniepants! Come on :) 25m ISK is lots of money for me :) you would do the same btw. ******* fast reply //edit I love cheddar _______________________ Mining makes mad
Runix Nightwalker	Posted - 2007.07.02 00:41:00 - [48] Originally by: Dodiez Ok, but this is OUR secret, Haitchi. And you cannot flame me! Curzon and I met while we were playing WoW. I know, I know, I know...but please. We play Eve now. Give us a bit of credit. A smidge. whispers Please don't hate me... Oh, I think most of us here were on that drug, at least for a little while. But if you met while you were playing a ruggedly handsome male Human Paladin, and he was playing a "hawt" female Night Elf Hunter, well, there may be some unresolved issues for the two of you to work through. And if the two of you spent any time, or heaven forbid met, on the Deeprun Tram . . . well, let's not even go there.
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.02 01:06:00 - [49] Originally by: Runix Nightwalker Originally by: Dodiez Ok, but this is OUR secret, Haitchi. And you cannot flame me! Curzon and I met while we were playing WoW. I know, I know, I know...but please. We play Eve now. Give us a bit of credit. A smidge. whispers Please don't hate me... Oh, I think most of us here were on that drug, at least for a little while. But if you met while you were playing a ruggedly handsome male Human Paladin, and he was playing a "hawt" female Night Elf Hunter, well, there may be some unresolved issues for the two of you to work through. And if the two of you spent any time, or heaven forbid met, on the Deeprun Tram . . . well, let's not even go there. I nearly always play female toons... The pally I played was a human female. It's hard to say what gender his Nelf was, the males and females look so much alike. And sorry...no cyber in the Deeprun Tram here...we weren't on an RP server...
Beor0d Congregatio	Posted - 2007.07.02 01:16:00 - [50] Tell me where you are _______________________ Mining makes mad
Elspeth Vigneron Caldari Phoenix Logistics Industries	Posted - 2007.07.02 01:55:00 - [51] Originally by: Curzon Dax Now, I'm not typically a meanie. But today...TODAY the line has been crossed. My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta. I cheered. I love Orange soda. Now, I don't drink Coke, let alone Diet Coke, not a fan of Sprite so much, and the Dr. Pepper has its time and place. She promptly started drinking the orange soda. Not her two cases of Diet Coke, but the orange soda. MY ORANGE SODA! Its like killing an officer fitted ship and someone else stealing all the loot. UNFAIR! I refuse to let this blasphemous behavior continue! I hereby post the bounty of 25 million ISK to whomever brings me the corpse of this orange soda thief. I liked your song. But this isn't funny. Phoenix Logistics Industries 01010000010100100100010101010000010000010101001 00100010100100000010101000100111100100000010001 000100100101000101001011000010000
Jonny 101 The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen	Posted - 2007.07.02 02:16:00 - [52] Originally by: Elspeth Vigneron Originally by: Curzon Dax Now, I'm not typically a meanie. But today...TODAY the line has been crossed. My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta. I cheered. I love Orange soda. Now, I don't drink Coke, let alone Diet Coke, not a fan of Sprite so much, and the Dr. Pepper has its time and place. She promptly started drinking the orange soda. Not her two cases of Diet Coke, but the orange soda. MY ORANGE SODA! Its like killing an officer fitted ship and someone else stealing all the loot. UNFAIR! I refuse to let this blasphemous behavior continue! I hereby post the bounty of 25 million ISK to whomever brings me the corpse of this orange soda thief. I liked your song. But this isn't funny. Well I think it is, and i'm one of the most lethal forum pirates around (one one eleven) so you better watch your tounge thou who art member of corp with a suspiciously carebear name. ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby
Orange Crush	Posted - 2007.07.02 02:56:00 - [53] I wondered why my ears have been ringing!
Jodie Amille Sadist Faction	Posted - 2007.07.02 03:02:00 - [54] Edited by: Jodie Amille on 02/07/2007 03:01:32 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Fortuk Monmouth i have a nice solution to this whole thing, leave the man dodiez, come make me food and you can steal your own soda all you want! PLZ...sooo lonely Gamer chicks are few and far between. =p You might need to put down the keyboard for a bit and stop by somewhere populated by females to find one. IE, not your living room, and NOT Eve. Oh...you mean, like YOU did?? You win the forums EDIT: typo in a four word sentence ------
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.02 03:30:00 - [55] Ok...few things here. 1. Yeah yeah, she's a girl. She's cute. 2. But -I'M- the one posting a bounty for her kill. You guys aren't supposed to side with her. 3. I didn't discover until too late her nefarious plan to eat the last of my cheddar and sour cream chips. This is just adding insult to injury.
Phoenix Pryde Caldari 3-I Area 42	Posted - 2007.07.02 04:24:00 - [56] This thread clearly lacks a knight in shining armour ... To rectify that. I hereby put a 100 million ISK bounty on Curzon Dax's corpse. Should anybody aquire one by killing him, feel free to contact me ;) I do that with a heavy heart, for the 'Eve Online is for BoB' song was just brilliantly hilarious, had a good laugh. But then, it was Dodiez song ;) Naturally if you two resolve your soda issues (Dodiez cant possibly steal whats hers, i fully agree there :P) i ll be happy to wave the bounty ... oh and Johnny, you bloody attention ***** ... and dont whine about gratitude, better be honoured that the creator accepted your gift :P
Jonny 101 The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen	Posted - 2007.07.02 04:30:00 - [57] Originally by: Phoenix Pryde This thread clearly lacks a knight in shining armour ... To rectify that. I hereby put a 100 million ISK bounty on Curzon Dax's corpse. Should anybody aquire one by killing him, feel free to contact me ;) I do that with a heavy heart, for the 'Eve Online is for BoB' song was just brilliantly hilarious, had a good laugh. But then, it was Dodiez song ;) Naturally if you two resolve your soda issues (Dodiez cant possibly steal whats hers, i fully agree there :P) i ll be happy to wave the bounty ... oh and Johnny, you bloody attention ***** ... and dont whine about gratitude, better be honoured that the creator accepted your gift :P You are right, how horrible I have been, I shall rectify this at ONCE by presenting to the Creator some DG equipment for his most holy chariot! ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby
Phoenix Pryde Caldari 3-I Area 42	Posted - 2007.07.02 04:35:00 - [58] Originally by: Jonny 101 You are right, how horrible I have been, I shall rectify this at ONCE by presenting to the Creator some DG equipment for his most holy chariot! Now that sounds better
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.02 04:56:00 - [59] Originally by: Phoenix Pryde This thread clearly lacks a knight in shining armour ... To rectify that. I hereby put a 100 million ISK bounty on Curzon Dax's corpse. Should anybody aquire one by killing him, feel free to contact me ;) I do that with a heavy heart, for the 'Eve Online is for BoB' song was just brilliantly hilarious, had a good laugh. But then, it was Dodiez song ;) Naturally if you two resolve your soda issues (Dodiez cant possibly steal whats hers, i fully agree there :P) i ll be happy to wave the bounty ... oh and Johnny, you bloody attention ***** ... and dont whine about gratitude, better be honoured that the creator accepted your gift :P scoffs Click my signature - I'm offering 5 billion for someone to beat me out of a ship, no need for even a pod kill. =p Not many takers there, and I'm not even a PvPer.
Zala Hoto	Posted - 2007.07.02 05:10:00 - [60] Funniest Thread Ever

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