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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 05:56:00 -
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Now, I'm not typically a meanie. But today...TODAY the line has been crossed.
My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta.
I cheered. I love Orange soda. Now, I don't drink Coke, let alone Diet Coke, not a fan of Sprite so much, and the Dr. Pepper has its time and place. She promptly started drinking the orange soda. Not her two cases of Diet Coke, but the orange soda. MY ORANGE SODA!
Its like killing an officer fitted ship and someone else stealing all the loot. UNFAIR!
I refuse to let this blasphemous behavior continue! I hereby post the bounty of 25 million ISK to whomever brings me the corpse of this orange soda thief.
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Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.07.01 06:07:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Now, I'm not typically a meanie. But today...TODAY the line has been crossed.
My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta.
I cheered. I love Orange soda. Now, I don't drink Coke, let alone Diet Coke, not a fan of Sprite so much, and the Dr. Pepper has its time and place. She promptly started drinking the orange soda. Not her two cases of Diet Coke, but the orange soda. MY ORANGE SODA!
Its like killing an officer fitted ship and someone else stealing all the loot. UNFAIR!
I refuse to let this blasphemous behavior continue! I hereby post the bounty of 25 million ISK to whomever brings me the corpse of this orange soda thief.
Can I keep the corpse for abit...before I hand it over? ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |
Slick Flick
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Posted - 2007.07.01 06:09:00 -
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I turn myself in. 25mil please.
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Vernichtungsengel
Gefallene Engel
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Posted - 2007.07.01 07:49:00 -
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Originally by: Slick Flick I turn myself in. 25mil please.
you dont get it do you
he's asking for ppl to bring corpse of Dodiez to him. Fallen Angel...
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.01 08:38:00 -
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but I like her better alive!!!!
proud member of [BEES]
my thoughts and ideas represent your corp
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.07.01 09:00:00 -
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Stealing orange soda? That's unheard of! Baiting newbies outside the rookie stations is one thing... but stealing orange soda... UNTHINKABLE!
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maCH'EttE
Veto. Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.01 10:00:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax ...went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta.
You're clearly confused. Are you sure you didn't drink the Orange Soda yourself?
Originally by: Devil Hanzo (ISD) I got pwned [by maCH]!
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Lord Sylar
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.07.01 10:25:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Sylar on 01/07/2007 10:24:09
Originally by: Jonny 101 Can I keep the corpse for abit...before I hand it over?
Open a cold one, huh?
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.01 10:32:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta.
4 cases of soda?
2 Diet coke + 1 Sprite+ 1 Dr. Pepper+ 1 Orange Fanta =
5 Cases of Soda
Mr. Dax I Believe you have just broken MATH!
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Snodgey2004
Mega Modal M0nkeys
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Posted - 2007.07.01 13:59:00 -
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But do you love orange soda more than this guy
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.01 16:48:00 -
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Now I don't normally read in here...I'm just a carebear who likes Empire space with all it's fluffy bunnies...however someone pointed me to this thread and I must set the record straight.
Yes, there were FIVE 12-packs of soda. Not cases. And *I* bought them, with MY own money. Curzon and I do not have joint money.
Then after I spent all that time at the grocery store, I came home and made him dinner. And I did not use a microwave! I cooked for real. I also made him blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning too!
Now, I ask you fine people, doesn't that entitle me to a couple of cans of the aformentioned soda?? I like orange soda too...
And for you, Jonny 101 or whatever that wanted to "play" with my corpse...EWWWWWWWWWWW
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Faekurias
Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.07.01 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Now I don't normally read in here...I'm just a carebear who likes Empire space with all it's fluffy bunnies...however someone pointed me to this thread and I must set the record straight.
Yes, there were FIVE 12-packs of soda. Not cases. And *I* bought them, with MY own money. Curzon and I do not have joint money.
Then after I spent all that time at the grocery store, I came home and made him dinner. And I did not use a microwave! I cooked for real. I also made him blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning too!
Now, I ask you fine people, doesn't that entitle me to a couple of cans of the aformentioned soda?? I like orange soda too...
And for you, Jonny 101 or whatever that wanted to "play" with my corpse...EWWWWWWWWWWW
Curzon = Lucky Bastard
*snip* Signature removed, bodily function jokes are not appropriate for this forum. -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected]) |
Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Now I don't normally read in here...I'm just a carebear who likes Empire space with all it's fluffy bunnies...however someone pointed me to this thread and I must set the record straight.
Yes, there were FIVE 12-packs of soda. Not cases. And *I* bought them, with MY own money. Curzon and I do not have joint money.
Then after I spent all that time at the grocery store, I came home and made him dinner. And I did not use a microwave! I cooked for real. I also made him blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning too!
Now, I ask you fine people, doesn't that entitle me to a couple of cans of the aformentioned soda?? I like orange soda too...
And for you, Jonny 101 or whatever that wanted to "play" with my corpse...EWWWWWWWWWWW
Wench! This is MY BOUNTY THREAD!
Yes, you did make me breakfast. And dinner. And very cool. But that's a separate issue.
YOU STOLE MY ORANGE SODA!
Anyone wanna cash in on this bounty?
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Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.07.01 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez And for you, Jonny 101 or whatever that wanted to "play" with my corpse...EWWWWWWWWWWW
Don't knock it until you've tried it baby, nothing loosens up those inhibitions like a little death ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |
Clara Mismer
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Posted - 2007.07.01 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Wench! This is MY BOUNTY THREAD!
Yes, you did make me breakfast. And dinner. And very cool. But that's a separate issue.
YOU STOLE MY ORANGE SODA!
Anyone wanna cash in on this bounty?
Your claim has been weighed and measured and found lacking, You mis-identified the soda in question - it's quantity and size.
Your only claim to said soda is that it was apparently within 1000 feet of your person and not actively being consumed by another person.
So adding in those two factors and the fact that she would blow me up and then laugh at me I will officially decline to pursue this bounty and go back to making big rocks -> small bits -> large ships.
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Haitchi Allamut
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.07.01 18:10:00 -
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Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.01 18:16:00 -
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Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
Hrm. How can I thief my own soda? I may have let him have one CAN out of the 12-pack, but I surely didn't give him the whole thing. I paid for it, I have the receipt, therefore I claim ownership.
Cheers!
Jonny 101, you're still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
Hrm. How can I thief my own soda? I may have let him have one CAN out of the 12-pack, but I surely didn't give him the whole thing. I paid for it, I have the receipt, therefore I claim ownership.
Cheers!
Jonny 101, you're still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Whoa now...
1. Approximately 1 - 1.5 hours before you went to the store, I took up keys, wallet, and shoes, and prepared to go the store myself to buy soda...ORANGE soda. You told me not to because you would pick some up for me. 2. I let you go to the store by yourself because you were in a grumpy mood all day. 3. Ownership dictated by whose wallet paid for it is nonsensical. Um...you have to use napkins instead of toilet paper because you bought one and not the other? No, doesn't work.
And besides, me purchasing soda has never stopped you from drinking it before. Every time I get a 2 liter of something, I have a glass, and then its gone. Just GONE! Either the fridge gremlins had at it, or someone named DODIEZ thiefed it!! Or at least, communally shared in it.
Don't be fooled folks, she's a sneaky soda pirate!
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Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.07.01 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
Hrm. How can I thief my own soda? I may have let him have one CAN out of the 12-pack, but I surely didn't give him the whole thing. I paid for it, I have the receipt, therefore I claim ownership.
Cheers!
Jonny 101, you're still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Godamnit, if you live your life up tight like this you're going to wake up some day, with a 67 year old geezer named Curzon nexto you and realise the kinkiest thing you ever did was makeup sex infront of computer for having stolen orange soda, is that the kind of sex life you wanto look back on when you're old? is it?!
You know what, dead chicks don't say no, have no fear Curzon, i'm going after her, but no money is needed, this just became personal. ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |
Ryan Darkwolf
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:04:00 -
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Curzon...can you hold the ransom for another 15months...that way when I'm done out here I can partake in the bounty? I too have been a victim of soda theivery...and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
You may cook our dinners...rub our backs...and many other things that must not be mentioned do to small children reading the forums....but you must never...N E V E R drink a mans soda....it just isnt right -----------------------------------------------
Burning with wrath, He stepped down from the Heavens To judge the unworthy, To redeem the pure. |
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:06:00 -
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Edited by: Dodiez on 01/07/2007 19:06:26
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Wench! This is MY BOUNTY THREAD!
Yes, you did make me breakfast. And dinner. And very cool. But that's a separate issue.
YOU STOLE MY ORANGE SODA!
Anyone wanna cash in on this bounty?
Yarrrrr!
*Edit* And Jonny 101...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Jo0n
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:15:00 -
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This thread = foreplay
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta.
All i can say is damn u really like your 'soda'. Hate to see you dental bill
DE
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Major Stormer
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:28:00 -
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Dont ditch the corpseplay until you have tried it.
After all, we cant harvest implants yet, they has to be used for something.
--------- Its just a game. Get over yourselfs. www.eve-tribune.com Dont get too excited now.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: Curzon Dax
My girlfriend (Dodiez) went to the store and brought home 4 cases of soda. 2x Diet Coke, 1x Sprite, 1x Dr. Pepper, and 1x Orange Fanta.
All i can say is damn u really like your 'soda'. Hate to see you dental bill
DE
Have never required dental work. :) Well, no cavities at least. I was a gymnast in college, and broke a tooth flying off the parallel bars once, that required me to get a cap, but other than that, my teeth are quite healthy. :)
Dodiez has more dental work than I do. =p
And the contract is still open. She ADMITTED to yarring my soda!
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:50:00 -
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Well in that case mail me the case of Dr Pepper and i'll see what i can do
DE
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Haitchi Allamut
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.07.01 19:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
Hrm. How can I thief my own soda? I may have let him have one CAN out of the 12-pack, but I surely didn't give him the whole thing. I paid for it, I have the receipt, therefore I claim ownership.
Cheers!
Jonny 101, you're still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I find this kind of egoism insulting. The man obviously claimed owership of those cans way before you, and you just went there and toke away his dreams of delicious orange refreshments. Horrible miss, Simply horrible. When I get you, and I will, You will pay for this horrible crime!
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.07.01 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Haitchi Allamut
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
Hrm. How can I thief my own soda? I may have let him have one CAN out of the 12-pack, but I surely didn't give him the whole thing. I paid for it, I have the receipt, therefore I claim ownership.
Cheers!
Jonny 101, you're still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I find this kind of egoism insulting. The man obviously claimed owership of those cans way before you, and you just went there and toke away his dreams of delicious orange refreshments. Horrible miss, Simply horrible. When I get you, and I will, You will pay for this horrible crime!
It was my orange soda...
Now people want to hurt me.
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Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.07.01 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut
Originally by: Dodiez
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Orange Soda?! The line has truly been crossed. I shall not rest until the theif meets her dimise! No payment needed Curzon, I'll do it for free!
Cheers.
Hrm. How can I thief my own soda? I may have let him have one CAN out of the 12-pack, but I surely didn't give him the whole thing. I paid for it, I have the receipt, therefore I claim ownership.
Cheers!
Jonny 101, you're still EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I find this kind of egoism insulting. The man obviously claimed owership of those cans way before you, and you just went there and toke away his dreams of delicious orange refreshments. Horrible miss, Simply horrible. When I get you, and I will, You will pay for this horrible crime!
It was my orange soda...
Now people want to hurt me.
I wouldn't say I wanto hurt you, just give you my special brand of love is all. ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |
Wodan Kasten
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Posted - 2007.07.01 20:49:00 -
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I turn myself in. 25 mil plzkthx.
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