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1tommo1
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:30:00 -
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So, Im looking after my sisters house while shes in South Africa.
Trying to concentrate on the gatecamp in hand but the cat is ****ing me off, so i pick it up and throw it downstairs....however it bounces of the sloped ceiling above the stairs !!!!
Cat is old....cat dies...
Do I A) tell her
or B) say it ran away
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Samuel Carthage
Caldari
Wilde Cards
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:35:00 -
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1) skin cat
2) dawn skin
3) act like cat
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:35:00 -
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...what...
you threw a cat down the stairs..
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Fellet
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:36:00 -
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Edited by: Fellet on 03/07/2007 14:34:42
Tell her , only fair thing to do tbh :p but lie about how it happened 
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:52:00 -
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tell her the truth. maybe she'll throw you down the stairs.
it seems only fair.
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:53:00 -
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Tell her and go see a shrink about it.
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Kodiak31415
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:56:00 -
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dude, NEDM. Tell her the truth.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:56:00 -
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Jesus man, log out of Eve. Take Eve less seriously. Don't kill things.
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Lucus Ranger
Gallente
Infortunatus Eventus
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:01:00 -
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If I had to tell my sister I had bopped off her cat I'd do it on a mobile in a far off country while on the begining of a 2 month vacation... just to be safe...
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Niton Stormrider
Yona Mining Inc
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:02:00 -
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Holy cr@p. A cat killer. It didn't occur to you to maybe hustle it downstairs real quick and PUT IT down?
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Zeonos
Amarr
Fairtrade Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:08:00 -
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Edited by: Zeonos on 03/07/2007 15:08:13
wow. he killed a kitten :/
tell her. take your punishment. its the only right thing to do.
/me finds locator agent, and scan down 1tommo1, then ready his suicide ship.
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Tsavong Lah
Caldari
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:10:00 -
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nedm
I got a jar of dirt!
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Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:11:00 -
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Edited by: Sakura Nihil on 03/07/2007 15:10:40
That's terrible, but for some reason I can't stop laughing, what a crappy way to go out...
Seriously tell her... take responsibility and prepare to suffer the same fate.
NEDM indeed.
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:11:00 -
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poor kitty :(
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Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:22:00 -
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TBH cats suck, buy her a dog and she'll thank you in the long run.
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Travis050
Ferrus Syndicate
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:25:00 -
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Edited by: Travis050 on 03/07/2007 15:24:31
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:29:00 -
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Tell her and take your punishment.
In many countries there's laws against that sort of behaviour, and quite right too.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
mamolian
M. Corp
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:39:00 -
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Shame animals rights often get neglected by people..
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:42:00 -
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Well i thought it was funny...
Id have to go with tell her, but lie about how it happened....
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Grandeur
Gallente
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:47:00 -
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Step A) Tell her the truth.
Step B) Log out from EVE, biomass your character and don't return. Seriously, dude. You killed a cat for a ridiculous reason.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Well i thought it was funny...
Go to the top of a staircase.
Look at the distance of the sloped ceiling to you.
Now imagine the force required to throw a cat against that ceiling so hard that it bounces off.
Now imagine someone that you trust doing that to a treasured pet of yours.
Still funny?
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Malicious Afterthought
Aristotle Enterprises
Black Lotus Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:53:00 -
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Well, your sister must have lost the other 8 lives so she is 8/9ths to blame
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:03:00 -
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Edited by: Hellraiza666 on 03/07/2007 16:06:29
Originally by: CYVOK
...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****.
-CYVOK-
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:04:00 -
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As to telling your sister, B) it ran away or A) Go to foreign country miles away and phone her
Originally by: CYVOK
...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****.
-CYVOK-
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:06:00 -
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cats>all other pets (except BoB's of course)
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:08:00 -
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All that can be said really is that if you do have the coconuts to tell your sister the truth, I hope she reports you to the RSPCA.
You can actually get jail time for that level of cruelty to animals in the UK.
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:24:00 -
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I'd be more ****ed off if I didn't think you were just attention seeking.
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WGAnubis Marrith
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:42:00 -
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If im reading your post correctly, how the hell does a cat hit a set of stairs with enough force to actually cause to bounce upwards and hit the slopped ceiling of a stair case?
Anyway, if your telling the truth, bravo man, bravo. You just gave Jack Thompson proof that video games invoke violent behavior, way to go.
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Steve Holt
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:45:00 -
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Get a group of her friends around with her. Get them all to line up and say "everyone with a cat step forward" then point at your sister and say "step back"
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Karazack
The Littlest Hobos
Betrayal Under Mayhem
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:49:00 -
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That¦s disgusting, get help, seriously.
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