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1tommo1
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:30:00 -
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So, Im looking after my sisters house while shes in South Africa.
Trying to concentrate on the gatecamp in hand but the cat is ****ing me off, so i pick it up and throw it downstairs....however it bounces of the sloped ceiling above the stairs !!!!
Cat is old....cat dies...
Do I A) tell her
or B) say it ran away
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Samuel Carthage
Caldari
Wilde Cards
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:35:00 -
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1) skin cat
2) dawn skin
3) act like cat
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:35:00 -
[3]
...what...
you threw a cat down the stairs..
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Fellet
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:36:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Fellet on 03/07/2007 14:34:42
Tell her , only fair thing to do tbh :p but lie about how it happened 
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:52:00 -
[5]
tell her the truth. maybe she'll throw you down the stairs.
it seems only fair.
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:53:00 -
[6]
Tell her and go see a shrink about it.
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Kodiak31415
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:56:00 -
[7]
dude, NEDM. Tell her the truth.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.03 14:56:00 -
[8]
Jesus man, log out of Eve. Take Eve less seriously. Don't kill things.
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Lucus Ranger
Gallente
Infortunatus Eventus
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:01:00 -
[9]
If I had to tell my sister I had bopped off her cat I'd do it on a mobile in a far off country while on the begining of a 2 month vacation... just to be safe...
/Prince of Darkness at your service..
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Niton Stormrider
Yona Mining Inc
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:02:00 -
[10]
Holy cr@p. A cat killer. It didn't occur to you to maybe hustle it downstairs real quick and PUT IT down?
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Zeonos
Amarr
Fairtrade Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:08:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Zeonos on 03/07/2007 15:08:13
wow. he killed a kitten :/
tell her. take your punishment. its the only right thing to do.
/me finds locator agent, and scan down 1tommo1, then ready his suicide ship.
Look I Hijacked a sig!! -Kaemonn
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Tsavong Lah
Caldari
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:10:00 -
[12]
nedm
I got a jar of dirt!
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Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:11:00 -
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Edited by: Sakura Nihil on 03/07/2007 15:10:40
That's terrible, but for some reason I can't stop laughing, what a crappy way to go out...
Seriously tell her... take responsibility and prepare to suffer the same fate.
NEDM indeed.
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:11:00 -
[14]
poor kitty :(
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Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:22:00 -
[15]
TBH cats suck, buy her a dog and she'll thank you in the long run.
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Travis050
Ferrus Syndicate
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:25:00 -
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Edited by: Travis050 on 03/07/2007 15:24:31
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:29:00 -
[17]
Tell her and take your punishment.
In many countries there's laws against that sort of behaviour, and quite right too.
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mamolian
M. Corp
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:39:00 -
[18]
Shame animals rights often get neglected by people..
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:42:00 -
[19]
Well i thought it was funny...
Id have to go with tell her, but lie about how it happened....
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Grandeur
Gallente
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:47:00 -
[20]
Step A) Tell her the truth.
Step B) Log out from EVE, biomass your character and don't return. Seriously, dude. You killed a cat for a ridiculous reason.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:50:00 -
[21]
 Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Well i thought it was funny...
Go to the top of a staircase.
Look at the distance of the sloped ceiling to you.
Now imagine the force required to throw a cat against that ceiling so hard that it bounces off.
Now imagine someone that you trust doing that to a treasured pet of yours.
Still funny?
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Malicious Afterthought
Aristotle Enterprises
Black Lotus Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:53:00 -
[22]
Well, your sister must have lost the other 8 lives so she is 8/9ths to blame
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:03:00 -
[23]
Edited by: Hellraiza666 on 03/07/2007 16:06:29
Originally by: CYVOK
...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****.
-CYVOK-
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:04:00 -
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As to telling your sister, B) it ran away or A) Go to foreign country miles away and phone her
Originally by: CYVOK
...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****.
-CYVOK-
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:06:00 -
[25]
cats>all other pets (except BoB's of course)
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:08:00 -
[26]
All that can be said really is that if you do have the coconuts to tell your sister the truth, I hope she reports you to the RSPCA.
You can actually get jail time for that level of cruelty to animals in the UK.
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:24:00 -
[27]
I'd be more ****ed off if I didn't think you were just attention seeking.
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WGAnubis Marrith
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:42:00 -
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If im reading your post correctly, how the hell does a cat hit a set of stairs with enough force to actually cause to bounce upwards and hit the slopped ceiling of a stair case?
Anyway, if your telling the truth, bravo man, bravo. You just gave Jack Thompson proof that video games invoke violent behavior, way to go.
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Steve Holt
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:45:00 -
[29]
Get a group of her friends around with her. Get them all to line up and say "everyone with a cat step forward" then point at your sister and say "step back"
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Karazack
The Littlest Hobos
Betrayal Under Mayhem
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:49:00 -
[30]
That¦s disgusting, get help, seriously.
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:57:00 -
[31]
Make sure to tell her that her how the cat died and then let her know that she's allowed to do the same act to you. Happy landing buddy.
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Mr Jay
Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:00:00 -
[32]
Before you do anything else, you should parade the dead cat in the street whilst shouting:
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU OTHER CATS!
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IDesert FoxI
Unknown-Heroes
KA0S Theory
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:10:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Mr Jay
Before you do anything else, you should parade the dead cat in the street whilst shouting:
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU OTHER CATS!
Don't do that!
Decapitate it and put it on a spike on a spike in your garden to detere other cats from coming to the house.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:16:00 -
[34]
Tell her the cat fell.
Have a new kitten waiting for her.
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Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:23:00 -
[35]
C. Kill yourself, ****
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:26:00 -
[36]
... and there was me praising Out Of Pod the other day for being adult and clued up.
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Kiera Lavode
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:29:00 -
[37]
You need counseling. You NEVER throw a cat at a CEILING! If its an old cat, no more than pushing it out of a chair. Biomass you characters after you reprocess everything and give me the ISK so it doesn't go to waste.
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Lance Hawke
Beyond Divinity Inc
Blind Beavers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:29:00 -
[38]
Jesus ******* christ. You disgust even me. Go outside and kill yourself you worthless piece of ****.
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Kiera Lavode
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:29:00 -
[39]
And get her a new kitty.
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Red Crown
Kudzu Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:36:00 -
[40]
If you ,
A ) Were mad at the cat, I.E it was jumping on the keyboard, so you picked it up and tried to just "toss" it away, and it accidentally fell down the stairs, then just tell her and your absolved.
B ) Were mad at the cat, and you picked it up and deliberatly threw it down a flight of stairs in a fit of rage, you need to biomass your character and tell your sister. If you hide it from her you'll probably get jailtime.
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Steve Holt
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:44:00 -
[41]
Man > cat dont kill yourself over a cat.... a Real life is so much more important.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:49:00 -
[42]
Originally by: 1tommo1
So, Im looking after my sisters house while shes in South Africa.
Trying to concentrate on the gatecamp in hand but the cat is ****ing me off, so i pick it up and throw it downstairs....however it bounces of the sloped ceiling above the stairs!!!!
Cat is old....cat dies...
Do I A) tell her
or B) say it ran away
It ****ed you off because it was distracting you from A GAME, so you THREW IT down the stairs? Do the world a favour, go into the kitchen, drop your drawers and place your giggle bits in the microwave on high for about 45 seconds to a minute. Last thing we want is a loser like you doing this to a baby.
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Sereifex Daku
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:56:00 -
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Edited by: Sereifex Daku on 03/07/2007 17:54:54
Lynch yourself. Don't worry, I'll look after your property (the same way you looked after your sisters 
This is most probably a troll post, but in case it isn't...you are FUBAR. Die. Die. Die.
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Empress Aphrodite
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:10:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Kiera Lavode
You NEVER throw a cat at a CEILING!
Classic advice. People take note.
Tbh, I'd say it's is extremely unlikely the OP actually did kill a cat and just posted for amusement...which it seems has backfired
Empress Aphrodite
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:20:00 -
[45]
Oh i read that wrong, how exactly did you manage to hit the ceiling!!! i threw a cat down my stairs... he was fine.. i mean its a cat... the terminal velocity of a cat is not enough to kill them if they land on their feet.. but throwing one and hitting the ceiling is slightly harsh son..
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Basileus
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:20:00 -
[46]
Marianne Thieme... Do something about it!!
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:42:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Empress Aphrodite
Classic advice. People take note.
Tbh, I'd say it's is extremely unlikely the OP actually did kill a cat and just posted for amusement...which it seems has backfired
I'm inclined to agree. Either way, he's sick. If I knew who he was or where he lived, I'd report him to the police.
NERF AMARR!
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SaorAlba
Cataclysm Enterprises
Kraftwerk.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:43:00 -
[48]
Excelent job on the cat but the truth might hurt her feelings and your relationship to your sister. A good coverup story is needed here. Report the cat been missing for a few day's now. Suggest the fact she is on vacation be the reason the cat is gone looking for her.
Now organice a 10 Ton truck and drive a few times over the cat to cover up your tracks. Discretly dump the cat a few miles out along a road to be found by a trespasser.
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:56:00 -
[49]
So, the next time your cat kills a mouse or a bird, your going to tell the cat go kill itself i guess? 
Originally by: CYVOK
...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****.
-CYVOK-
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:16:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Hellraiza666
So, the next time your cat kills a mouse or a bird, your going to tell the cat go kill itself i guess?
Do you condone what this guy did? Are you defending him?
Your twisted logic shows how low your IQ is. There's such a thing as a food chain you know? If you'd attended school you might have learned about it. What this guy did was kill a defenceless cat for no reason. It does not compare in any way with a cat killing a mouse or a bird for food. If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
NERF AMARR!
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:20:00 -
[51]
I pet my cat everytime it kills a mouse because that is one less mouse that will get inside of my house and into my food possibly spreading disease. That's a good cat there.
And yes I don't see how a cat hunting for food is comparible to a horrible person who throws a cat into a ceiling just because it wanted some attention.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:31:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Originally by: Hellraiza666
So, the next time your cat kills a mouse or a bird, your going to tell the cat go kill itself i guess?
Do you condone what this guy did? Are you defending him?
Your twisted logic shows how low your IQ is. There's such a thing as a food chain you know? If you'd attended school you might have learned about it. What this guy did was kill a defenceless cat for no reason. It does not compare in any way with a cat killing a mouse or a bird for food. If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
So if he eats the cat, he's in the clear?
And animals do kill for pleasure. My cat kills mice, insects, and lizards all the time with no intention of eating them. He just plays with thme until they're broken. My dad's dog once killed a smaller dog for no reason as well.
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Great Artista
Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:32:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat? 
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Xeios
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:33:00 -
[54]
While i do not condone this kind of behaviour, infact i would happily throw you down some stairs for doing such a thing. It does have to be said that Steve Holt does have the correct way of telling her.
Originally by: Steve Holt
Get a group of her friends around with her. Get them all to line up and say "everyone with a cat step forward" then point at your sister and say "step back"
STEVE HOLT!
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Felony Assualt
Nubs.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:37:00 -
[55]
Best topic in a while. Made me lol
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:40:00 -
[56]
I have a 25 pound cat. It kills anything smaller then it that enters the yard and brings it to me. It likes to catch mice and punt them around for hours before they die.
Still no reason to throw it down stairs.
This whole thread looks like one big successful troll attempt at this point. 
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Segmentor
Hunters Agency
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:44:00 -
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I usually have my cat/s (i have two) sitting or sleeping on my lap when i'm playing eve. Awesome animals they are... really love em.
Anyway, ofc do tell her what happened, tell that you were having a very important voice conversation with someone or something like that, and didn't pay much attention where you put the cat.
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:07:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat?
So true, Barney pushes squirrels off the roof watches them splat and then walks away, its so, so funny.
I'm just disappointed that i never got to go fox hunting 
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Sir Heavy
Dragonian Freelancers Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:16:00 -
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I lol'd, I hope it didnt leave any stains? 
Looking @ this thread: it seems everyone would suddenly join the ALF.
Old cat >> would have died soon anyway.
Just don't tell her while she's still on her hols, but tell her afterwards.
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Horza Otho
Minmatar
Infortunatus Eventus
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:20:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Horza Otho on 03/07/2007 21:23:11
Boondock Saints solution > all
Now all humour aside, how could you not forsee throwing an old cat down a stairs as not ending up this way?
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:40:00 -
[61]
You're a nut-job
Get help dude. The kind with padded walls.
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Araxmas
The Blue Dagger Mercenery Agency
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:49:00 -
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I sense a lie.
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Brendig
Minmatar
Team Laser Explosion
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.03 22:00:00 -
[63]
That's a podkill alright. Enjoy your new security status.
.....No really. I'd run as far as my feet can take me if I was in your shoes.
Then again if this is just a global trollheim meeting, I'd say that you should fit a tractor beam next time.
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ZeeWolf
Asguard Security Service
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.03 22:30:00 -
[64]
At least no-one got through your gate.
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Psyco Groupie
Ardent Adversary
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Posted - 2007.07.03 22:49:00 -
[65]
This thread made me lol
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Kael Hunter
Caldari
Hunter Military Industries
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.07.03 23:23:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Fink Angel
... and there was me praising Out Of Pod the other day for being adult and clued up.
Yeh I know I feel stupid too.
Ok you killed the cat in a ******** fit of stupidity, my advice to you is to call your mother, because if you are incompetent enough to simply forget about gravity you are obviously too stupid to man up to your responsibilities. I also suggest that you open some sort of draw or door place your reproductive organs inside and slam the door repeatedly... This will achieve two goals.
1> You will be sufficiently punished for your crimes against the poor animal in question
2> The Stupid gene you are obviously afflicted with can not be passed on to the next generation of Cat killing ******s...
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haysis
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Posted - 2007.07.03 23:51:00 -
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well if it was me I would tell her might as well just take the B**hing out now then later. but then agen I hate cats with a passion and wouldent shed a tear. I my self right now being as evil as I can to my roomies cat so it runs everytime I enter the room 
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Arron S
Gallente
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.07.04 00:20:00 -
[68]
Burn
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.04 00:46:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat?
It'll eat whatever it kills though right? I've had loads of cats in my life and they like to play with mice for a while. But then they eat it, unless you disturb them. My cats have come into my house with a mouse in their mouths plenty of times. It's disgusting but I've learned it's easier to let them play and eat the damn thing rather than try and chase the cat back outside; they'll drop the mouse, which you then have to hunt for if it's still alive.
Besides, even if I am wrong in my supposition it doesn't negate what the OP did. He fails at even the smallest of virtues; being kind to one's pets.
NERF AMARR!
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Layrex
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.04 02:42:00 -
[70]
You disgust me. That's horrible.
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Mad
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.07.04 03:02:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat?
It'll eat whatever it kills though right? I've had loads of cats in my life and they like to play with mice for a while. But then they eat it, unless you disturb them. My cats have come into my house with a mouse in their mouths plenty of times. It's disgusting but I've learned it's easier to let them play and eat the damn thing rather than try and chase the cat back outside; they'll drop the mouse, which you then have to hunt for if it's still alive.
Besides, even if I am wrong in my supposition it doesn't negate what the OP did. He fails at even the smallest of virtues; being kind to one's pets.
Cats kill just to ******* kill... I had a cat that I left on vacation and left a huge tub of food and water in the kitchen for it, long enough to last for probably 2 weeks.
Came back and all throughout the house was dead animals that it had killed and then dragged in through the dog door. Heres a small list: Hummingbirds ( you know how fast hummingbirds are?! seriously... ), snakes, lizards, mice, butterflies, other random birds, random insects.
Seriously... it was horrible cleaning it all up. There were butterfly wings EVERYWHERE, there were bird feathers EVERYWHERE, there were lizards dead spread out throughout the house, dead mouse bodies that smelt horrible.... seriously cats are ****** up...
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Kodiak31415
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.04 04:56:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Arron S
Burn
NEDM!!!!!!
You're sick. Unless your talking about the guy who did the kicking.
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Posted - 2007.07.04 05:05:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Mad
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat?
It'll eat whatever it kills though right? I've had loads of cats in my life and they like to play with mice for a while. But then they eat it, unless you disturb them. My cats have come into my house with a mouse in their mouths plenty of times. It's disgusting but I've learned it's easier to let them play and eat the damn thing rather than try and chase the cat back outside; they'll drop the mouse, which you then have to hunt for if it's still alive.
Besides, even if I am wrong in my supposition it doesn't negate what the OP did. He fails at even the smallest of virtues; being kind to one's pets.
Cats kill just to ******* kill... I had a cat that I left on vacation and left a huge tub of food and water in the kitchen for it, long enough to last for probably 2 weeks.
Came back and all throughout the house was dead animals that it had killed and then dragged in through the dog door. Heres a small list: Hummingbirds ( you know how fast hummingbirds are?! seriously... ), snakes, lizards, mice, butterflies, other random birds, random insects.
Seriously... it was horrible cleaning it all up. There were butterfly wings EVERYWHERE, there were bird feathers EVERYWHERE, there were lizards dead spread out throughout the house, dead mouse bodies that smelt horrible.... seriously cats are ****** up...
SELF DEFENSE.
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P3109
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Posted - 2007.07.04 05:26:00 -
[74]
Originally by: 1tommo1
So, Im looking after my sisters house while shes in South Africa.
Trying to concentrate on the gatecamp in hand but the cat is ****ing me off, so i pick it up and throw it downstairs....however it bounces of the sloped ceiling above the stairs!!!!
Cat is old....cat dies...
Do I A) tell her
or B) say it ran away
step 1 find deep hole (preferably one with rocks, sharp sticks, or other such things at the bottm)
step 2, jump into said hole head first
step 3, die
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Posted - 2007.07.04 05:35:00 -
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Cats are carnavoric predators whose animal instinct is to hunt small rodents, bugs and so forth. Heck thats what certain cats are bred for, ever hear the term mouser? Just because we humans have the ability to reason and determine right from wrong on a level not found in any other species on the planet does not mean that we can expect the same sort of restraint from the animals we have bred and domesticated. Trying to restrain a cats instinct to hunt is like telling a person not to breath or eat, its something that's ingrained, litterally, into their DNA as a survial mechanic. I find it nuts to think that some people expect an animal to behave like a human.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.04 05:41:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 04/07/2007 05:40:13
This reminds me of a joke, but it too long to type with the silly post size restriction.
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northwesten
Amarr
Trinity Corporate Services
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Posted - 2007.07.04 07:35:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Araxmas
I sense a lie.
yer me too.
Tho least she have a new cat when she gets back. I would of hang the cat at least :P then skin it.
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Valan
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Posted - 2007.07.04 08:25:00 -
[78]
The title and a fabrication for attention means you really need to get something they call 'a life'.
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I love old characters that post 'I've beeen playing the game three years' when I know their account has been sold on.
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.07.04 09:30:00 -
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Edited by: ry ry on 04/07/2007 09:30:51
i disagree with the poster above, who's a blatant troll himself*. this is a fine piece of trolling and i salute you.
unfortunately, it's my duty as a responsible forum member to report this to the borderline-fascist forum moderators.
*i thought it was that derovius varden chappie, which it clearly isn't. i really should start actually reading these threads.
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Vladimir Ilych
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.07.04 09:47:00 -
[80]
Originally by: 1tommo1
So, Im looking after my sisters house while shes in South Africa.
Trying to concentrate on the gatecamp in hand but the cat is ****ing me off, so i pick it up and throw it downstairs....however it bounces of the sloped ceiling above the stairs!!!!
Cat is old....cat dies...
Do I A) tell her
or B) say it ran away
So harsh people. The man feels remorse. Has anyone else here not done something in anger and then regretted it? He did not mean to throw it into the sloped ceiling. Foolishness and a bad throw don't make a pyschopath.
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Aerelas
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Posted - 2007.07.04 10:29:00 -
[81]
Dude, tell her! I mean, as we all know, sisters ALWAYS find out eventually...
..and one more thing, what did you do with the cat? did you throw it in the the trash or what??
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The more you touch the less you feel
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1tommo1
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.04 11:23:00 -
[82]
Edited by: 1tommo1 on 04/07/2007 11:22:53
Guys, the ones who think im an evil cat killer....I didnt throw it down the stairs baseball style trying to hurt it.
I gently threw it as i have done a 100 times before but this time the cat jumped as i threw it and launched itself into the ceiling. A complete accident.
Anyway I told her.
Shes angry....very.
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Vladimir Ilych
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.07.04 12:06:00 -
[83]
Originally by: 1tommo1
Edited by: 1tommo1 on 04/07/2007 11:22:53
Guys, the ones who think im an evil cat killer....I didnt throw it down the stairs baseball style trying to hurt it.
I gently threw it as i have done a 100 times before but this time the cat jumped as i threw it and launched itself into the ceiling. A complete accident.
Anyway I told her.
Shes angry....very.
Well done mate. Truth is the best policy.
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Neon Genesis
Omniscient Order
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Posted - 2007.07.04 12:14:00 -
[84]
Tell her and let her know what an abismal human being you are.
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Nicholas Barker
MASS
Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
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Posted - 2007.07.04 12:41:00 -
[85]
your honor is void, commit Seppuku at this very moment!
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.04 13:21:00 -
[86]
Dude wtf man, you threw a cat dow nthe stairs because of EVE. I mean it dieing was probably an accident but just throwing a cat down the stairs lol.
If you told that to me and it was my cat I would go beserk on you.
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