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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:57:00 -
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Make sure to tell her that her how the cat died and then let her know that she's allowed to do the same act to you. Happy landing buddy.
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Mr Jay
Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:00:00 -
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Before you do anything else, you should parade the dead cat in the street whilst shouting:
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU OTHER CATS!
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IDesert FoxI
Unknown-Heroes KA0S Theory
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Jay Before you do anything else, you should parade the dead cat in the street whilst shouting:
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU OTHER CATS!
Don't do that!
Decapitate it and put it on a spike on a spike in your garden to detere other cats from coming to the house.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:16:00 -
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Tell her the cat fell.
Have a new kitten waiting for her.
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Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:23:00 -
[35]
C. Kill yourself, ****
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Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:26:00 -
[36]
... and there was me praising Out Of Pod the other day for being adult and clued up.

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Kiera Lavode
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:29:00 -
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          You need counseling. You NEVER throw a cat at a CEILING! If its an old cat, no more than pushing it out of a chair. Biomass you characters after you reprocess everything and give me the ISK so it doesn't go to waste.
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Lance Hawke
Beyond Divinity Inc Blind Beavers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:29:00 -
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Jesus ******* christ. You disgust even me. Go outside and kill yourself you worthless piece of ****.
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Kiera Lavode
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:29:00 -
[39]
And get her a new kitty.
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Red Crown
Kudzu Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:36:00 -
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If you ,
A ) Were mad at the cat, I.E it was jumping on the keyboard, so you picked it up and tried to just "toss" it away, and it accidentally fell down the stairs, then just tell her and your absolved.
B ) Were mad at the cat, and you picked it up and deliberatly threw it down a flight of stairs in a fit of rage, you need to biomass your character and tell your sister. If you hide it from her you'll probably get jailtime.
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Steve Holt
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:44:00 -
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Man > cat dont kill yourself over a cat.... a Real life is so much more important.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: 1tommo1 So, Im looking after my sisters house while shes in South Africa.
Trying to concentrate on the gatecamp in hand but the cat is ****ing me off, so i pick it up and throw it downstairs....however it bounces of the sloped ceiling above the stairs !!!!
Cat is old....cat dies...
Do I A) tell her
or B) say it ran away
It ****ed you off because it was distracting you from A GAME, so you THREW IT down the stairs? Do the world a favour, go into the kitchen, drop your drawers and place your giggle bits in the microwave on high for about 45 seconds to a minute. Last thing we want is a loser like you doing this to a baby.
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Sereifex Daku
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:56:00 -
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Edited by: Sereifex Daku on 03/07/2007 17:54:54 Lynch yourself. Don't worry, I'll look after your property (the same way you looked after your sisters 
This is most probably a troll post, but in case it isn't...you are FUBAR. Die. Die. Die.
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Empress Aphrodite
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Kiera Lavode You NEVER throw a cat at a CEILING!
Classic advice. People take note.
Tbh, I'd say it's is extremely unlikely the OP actually did kill a cat and just posted for amusement...which it seems has backfired  Empress Aphrodite
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:20:00 -
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Oh i read that wrong, how exactly did you manage to hit the ceiling!!! i threw a cat down my stairs... he was fine.. i mean its a cat... the terminal velocity of a cat is not enough to kill them if they land on their feet.. but throwing one and hitting the ceiling is slightly harsh son.. -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
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Basileus
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:20:00 -
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Marianne Thieme... Do something about it!!
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Empress Aphrodite
Classic advice. People take note.
Tbh, I'd say it's is extremely unlikely the OP actually did kill a cat and just posted for amusement...which it seems has backfired 
I'm inclined to agree. Either way, he's sick. If I knew who he was or where he lived, I'd report him to the police.
NERF AMARR!
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SaorAlba
Cataclysm Enterprises Kraftwerk.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:43:00 -
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Excelent job on the cat but the truth might hurt her feelings and your relationship to your sister. A good coverup story is needed here. Report the cat been missing for a few day's now. Suggest the fact she is on vacation be the reason the cat is gone looking for her. Now organice a 10 Ton truck and drive a few times over the cat to cover up your tracks. Discretly dump the cat a few miles out along a road to be found by a trespasser.
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Hellraiza666
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:56:00 -
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So, the next time your cat kills a mouse or a bird, your going to tell the cat go kill itself i guess? 
Originally by: CYVOK ...Very Disappointed, I spent 2 years building a pile of ****. -CYVOK-
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Hellraiza666 So, the next time your cat kills a mouse or a bird, your going to tell the cat go kill itself i guess? 
Do you condone what this guy did? Are you defending him?
Your twisted logic shows how low your IQ is. There's such a thing as a food chain you know? If you'd attended school you might have learned about it. What this guy did was kill a defenceless cat for no reason. It does not compare in any way with a cat killing a mouse or a bird for food. If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
NERF AMARR!
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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:20:00 -
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I pet my cat everytime it kills a mouse because that is one less mouse that will get inside of my house and into my food possibly spreading disease. That's a good cat there. And yes I don't see how a cat hunting for food is comparible to a horrible person who throws a cat into a ceiling just because it wanted some attention.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Originally by: Hellraiza666 So, the next time your cat kills a mouse or a bird, your going to tell the cat go kill itself i guess? 
Do you condone what this guy did? Are you defending him?
Your twisted logic shows how low your IQ is. There's such a thing as a food chain you know? If you'd attended school you might have learned about it. What this guy did was kill a defenceless cat for no reason. It does not compare in any way with a cat killing a mouse or a bird for food. If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
So if he eats the cat, he's in the clear?
And animals do kill for pleasure. My cat kills mice, insects, and lizards all the time with no intention of eating them. He just plays with thme until they're broken. My dad's dog once killed a smaller dog for no reason as well.
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Great Artista
Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Anthropy If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat? 
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Xeios
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:33:00 -
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While i do not condone this kind of behaviour, infact i would happily throw you down some stairs for doing such a thing. It does have to be said that Steve Holt does have the correct way of telling her.
Originally by: Steve Holt Get a group of her friends around with her. Get them all to line up and say "everyone with a cat step forward" then point at your sister and say "step back"
STEVE HOLT!

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Felony Assualt
Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:37:00 -
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Best topic in a while. Made me lol
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Bob Clive
Beasts of Burden YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:40:00 -
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I have a 25 pound cat. It kills anything smaller then it that enters the yard and brings it to me. It likes to catch mice and punt them around for hours before they die.
Still no reason to throw it down stairs. 
This whole thread looks like one big successful troll attempt at this point. 
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Segmentor
Hunters Agency Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 19:44:00 -
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 I usually have my cat/s (i have two) sitting or sleeping on my lap when i'm playing eve. Awesome animals they are... really love em.
Anyway, ofc do tell her what happened, tell that you were having a very important voice conversation with someone or something like that, and didn't pay much attention where you put the cat. -
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:07:00 -
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Originally by: Great Artista
Originally by: Miss Anthropy If you'll have observed nature, animals NEVER kill for pleasure. Only for food.
Have you ever even seen a cat? 
So true, Barney pushes squirrels off the roof watches them splat and then walks away, its so, so funny. 
I'm just disappointed that i never got to go fox hunting  -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
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Sir Heavy
Dragonian Freelancers Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:16:00 -
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I lol'd, I hope it didnt leave any stains? 
Looking @ this thread: it seems everyone would suddenly join the ALF. Old cat >> would have died soon anyway. Just don't tell her while she's still on her hols, but tell her afterwards.

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Horza Otho
Minmatar Infortunatus Eventus Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:20:00 -
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Edited by: Horza Otho on 03/07/2007 21:23:11 Boondock Saints solution > all
Now all humour aside, how could you not forsee throwing an old cat down a stairs as not ending up this way?
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