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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.07 07:33:00 -
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Edited by: William Young on 07/07/2007 07:35:24 Edited by: William Young on 07/07/2007 07:34:43 In this post you will find two screenplays that I hope capture the essence of the Crime and Punishment forum. I have scoped out this forum for the grand total of two (2) days, so any and all opinions are guaranteed fresh from my ass and probably quite misinformed and stupid. But life is all about first impressions, so I'm sure you can forgive my ignorance of the fine subtleties and injokes that have surely bloomed among the denizens here.
Enjoy.
ACT 1: The Carebear whines.
Carebear1: OMFG I LOST MY SHUTTLE I LOST 5000 ISK WHAT THE HELL I HATE PIRATES I HATE YOU I QUIT EVE Pirate1: You're a carebear Pirate2: You're a carebear Pirate3: ur a caerbre Pirate4: You're a carebear Pirate5: You know what I'm going to say. Pirate6: What are you going to say? Pirate5: that he's a carebear. Carebear2: Pirates suck. Pirate7, 8, 9, and 10: You're a carebear too. Carebear1: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Random Person: I am going to give you advice that will obviously be ignored. Pirate11: You're a carebear.
--END ACT 1--
ACT 2: A tiller thread is made.
tiller: i'm awesome Guy1: STFU Guy2: I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION Guy3: I don't care. Not caring. lalalalalala Karlemgne: You totally suck, I'm better than you. klepto1: Karlemgne, STFU klepto2: I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION tiller: aren't i awesome guys? Karlemgne: I'm totally better than you. I will mention the name "Ginger Magician" fifty times in this post, because I think it will make a difference, unlike the other 27 posts I made with those comparisons in them. klepto1: We just like killing **** Karlemgne: But you suck. tiller: i'm so sexy it hurts Carebear1: I HATE PIRATES tiller: so sexy
--END ACT 2--
These are only a sample of things to come. If you find any discrepancies in the above acts, please inform me, so that I may create a more accurate portrayal of this forum. In the future, I hope to provide a simple, concise, and comprehensive guide for these forums in an enjoyable and readable format. Thank you for your time.
- William Young
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.07 07:53:00 -
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Please incorporate into act two a request from me to tiller for a personal demonstration.
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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:00:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Please incorporate into act two a request from me to tiller for a personal demonstration.
Done.
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Lord Evangelian
Gallente LEAP Corp United Confederation of Corporations
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:11:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 07/07/2007 08:13:03 OMG O JUST FOUND MY SCRIPT MAIL ME INGAME
Its an animation project. based around eve. This could be a scene...or a 'short'
All My Clones ------------------------------------------
One day I'll show you...and then you will bow down... |
tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:27:00 -
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actually quite accurate...
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info.
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 09:27:00 -
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I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION =================================
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Kha0s
Your Assets Relocated and Redistributed
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Posted - 2007.07.07 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: Kha0s on 07/07/2007 11:11:25 You're a carebear
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.07.07 11:33:00 -
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I absolutely don't care...don't care at all....lalalalalalalalala...not caring..lalalalalalala
________________________________________________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS please sign :) i want purrty colours :( |
Dr Slice
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 11:52:00 -
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lol very nice.
For some strange and odd reason, a few people think its "cool" and "hip" and "funny" to have a Ginger Magician quote as their forum sig. But what they fail to realize is the vast majority of people see that as fanboism.
Its like...uhm, get off his nuts, you know?
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zwerg
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 12:15:00 -
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William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
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Tacyon
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Posted - 2007.07.07 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: zwerg William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
Or me? IM AT LEAST AS FAMOUS AS ZWERG!
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Tacyon
Originally by: zwerg William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
Or me? IM AT LEAST AS FAMOUS AS ZWERG!
who ?
Originally by: Illyria Ambri No matter how you want to say it.. it always sounds like
*frog clearing throat* "Ve zurrendur, dunt schuut"
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Freyjan
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:39:00 -
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You're all carebears.
On a serious note though, excellent job. I laughed
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente HighTech Marines Ltd. FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:45:00 -
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Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 07/07/2007 14:48:05
Originally by: William Young
ACT 1: The Carebear whines.
Carebear1: OMFG I LOST MY SHUTTLE I LOST 5000 ISK WHAT THE HELL I HATE PIRATES I HATE YOU I QUIT EVE Pirate1: You're a carebear Pirate2: You're a carebear Pirate3: ur a caerbre Pirate4: You're a carebear Pirate5: You know what I'm going to say. Pirate6: What are you going to say? Pirate5: that he's a carebear. Carebear2: Pirates suck. Pirate7, 8, 9, and 10: You're a carebear too. Carebear1: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Random Person: I am going to give you advice that will obviously be ignored. Pirate11: You're a carebear.
--END ACT 1--
Nononononononononnonoonnooooooooo You forgot 'Can I have your stuff'
Edit: And IBTL And it being a shuttle probably also various 'shuttles dont tank very well' quotes
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Zardenim
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:48:00 -
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Edited by: Zardenim on 07/07/2007 14:50:55 Edited by: Zardenim on 07/07/2007 14:48:40
Originally by: Amanda Shadowsword I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION
Very classy William, I 100% approve of this thread.
edit: Thought it was Jonny 101 who made the thread for a sec. (Stop pirating my thoughts you bastard!!) edit2: All tillers other threads were locked. The mods fight back.
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Faekurias
Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:56:00 -
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It doesnt contain my randy rambling fail
oh well funneh! And the tiller thing bees truuees
Re-added for Dodiez :P |
Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.07 15:15:00 -
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Very nice, you should do General Discussion too. -
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Jex Jast
Amarr Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.07.07 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: Xonkra
Originally by: Tacyon
Originally by: zwerg William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
Or me? IM AT LEAST AS FAMOUS AS ZWERG!
who ?
I know zwerg...never heard of Tacyon before. Sounds like he tried naming himself after a gun.
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T'Renn
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.07 16:44:00 -
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snicker.
Also, crumplecorn - desu sig is desu. --
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P3109
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Posted - 2007.07.07 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 07/07/2007 08:13:03 OMG O JUST FOUND MY SCRIPT MAIL ME INGAME
Its an animation project. based around eve. This could be a scene...or a 'short'
All My Clones
hey i didnt know you were still working on that....can arvald still be the pirate/scamer pleeeaaassseee -------------------------------------------------- Arvald's temporary alt....damn creditcard company not letting me put money on me card >< |
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Karlemgne
The Malevolent
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Posted - 2007.07.07 21:45:00 -
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Edited by: Karlemgne on 07/07/2007 21:45:24 I object, as for the record if you actualy ever bothered to read my posts to Gigner Magician... er... Tiller, either really, I've never claimed to be better than them.
Other than I am not a self-congrdulatory a**hat. In some circles that may make me better.
-Karlemgne
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Warrio
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.07 22:00:00 -
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You forgot
Pirate 11-450: Can I have your stuff?
Sig removed due to being too freaking awsome. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Deckard Cain |
Speed Devil
Caldari Mean Machines
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Posted - 2007.07.08 02:21:00 -
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TROLL
post with your main!
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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.08 05:03:00 -
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Edited by: William Young on 08/07/2007 05:05:16
Originally by: Speed Devil TROLL
post with your main!
This is my main. I haven't played in damn near forever, and even then I rarely posted on the forums, so excuse me if I don't seem familiar to you all.
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A wiseman
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.08 09:16:00 -
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this rocks plz keep it up thou Quote: tiller: i'm so sexy it hurts
lol
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Speed Devil
Caldari Mean Machines
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: William Young Edited by: William Young on 08/07/2007 05:05:16This is my main. I haven't played in damn near forever, and even then I rarely posted on the forums, so excuse me if I don't seem familiar to you all.
i just meant it as something u can put in the acts in the first post
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:53:00 -
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ROFL still laughing at act 2 the carebear's random input
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: ReePeR McAllem on 08/07/2007 11:54:53 Double *eve-o geekin' out* post
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Ethion
Green Men Incorporated The Threshold
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Posted - 2007.07.08 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: William Young Edited by: William Young on 07/07/2007 08:41:07
tiller: i'm so sexy it hurts Carebear1: I HATE PIRATES tiller: so sexy
- William Young
That last bit was perfect
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Ryan Darkwolf
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2007.07.08 13:54:00 -
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I'm a not famous noob and forum *****....put me in your acts
BTW this thread is 1000% accurate...yes it is so accurate it goes beyond 100%....by one 0 and also...do you have psychic powers...because I believe a new tiller thread is on the way -----------------------------------------------
Burning with wrath, He stepped down from the Heavens To judge the unworthy, To redeem the pure. |
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