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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.07 07:33:00 -
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Edited by: William Young on 07/07/2007 07:35:24
Edited by: William Young on 07/07/2007 07:34:43
In this post you will find two screenplays that I hope capture the essence of the Crime and Punishment forum. I have scoped out this forum for the grand total of two (2) days, so any and all opinions are guaranteed fresh from my ass and probably quite misinformed and stupid. But life is all about first impressions, so I'm sure you can forgive my ignorance of the fine subtleties and injokes that have surely bloomed among the denizens here.
Enjoy.
ACT 1: The Carebear whines.
Carebear1: OMFG I LOST MY SHUTTLE I LOST 5000 ISK WHAT THE HELL I HATE PIRATES I HATE YOU I QUIT EVE
Pirate1: You're a carebear
Pirate2: You're a carebear
Pirate3: ur a caerbre
Pirate4: You're a carebear
Pirate5: You know what I'm going to say.
Pirate6: What are you going to say?
Pirate5: that he's a carebear.
Carebear2: Pirates suck.
Pirate7, 8, 9, and 10: You're a carebear too.
Carebear1: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Random Person: I am going to give you advice that will obviously be ignored.
Pirate11: You're a carebear.
--END ACT 1--
ACT 2: A tiller thread is made.
tiller: i'm awesome
Guy1: STFU
Guy2: I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION
Guy3: I don't care. Not caring. lalalalalala
Karlemgne: You totally suck, I'm better than you.
klepto1: Karlemgne, STFU
klepto2: I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION
tiller: aren't i awesome guys?
Karlemgne: I'm totally better than you. I will mention the name "Ginger Magician" fifty times in this post, because I think it will make a difference, unlike the other 27 posts I made with those comparisons in them.
klepto1: We just like killing ****
Karlemgne: But you suck.
tiller: i'm so sexy it hurts
Carebear1: I HATE PIRATES
tiller: so sexy
--END ACT 2--
These are only a sample of things to come. If you find any discrepancies in the above acts, please inform me, so that I may create a more accurate portrayal of this forum. In the future, I hope to provide a simple, concise, and comprehensive guide for these forums in an enjoyable and readable format. Thank you for your time.
- William Young
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.07 07:53:00 -
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Please incorporate into act two a request from me to tiller for a personal demonstration.
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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:00:00 -
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 Originally by: Curzon Dax
Please incorporate into act two a request from me to tiller for a personal demonstration.
Done.
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Lord Evangelian
Gallente
LEAP Corp
United Confederation of Corporations
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:11:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 07/07/2007 08:13:03
OMG
O JUST FOUND MY SCRIPT MAIL ME INGAME
Its an animation project. based around eve. This could be a scene...or a 'short'
All My Clones
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One day I'll show you...and then you will bow down... |
tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:27:00 -
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actually quite accurate... 
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info.
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 09:27:00 -
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I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION
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Kha0s
Your Assets Relocated and Redistributed
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Posted - 2007.07.07 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: Kha0s on 07/07/2007 11:11:25
You're a carebear
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.07.07 11:33:00 -
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I absolutely don't care...don't care at all....lalalalalalalalala...not caring..lalalalalalala
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NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS please sign :) i want purrty colours :( |
Dr Slice
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 11:52:00 -
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lol very nice.
For some strange and odd reason, a few people think its "cool" and "hip" and "funny" to have a Ginger Magician quote as their forum sig. But what they fail to realize is the vast majority of people see that as fanboism.
Its like...uhm, get off his nuts, you know?
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zwerg
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 12:15:00 -
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William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
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Tacyon
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Posted - 2007.07.07 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: zwerg
William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
Or me? IM AT LEAST AS FAMOUS AS ZWERG!
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Tacyon
Originally by: zwerg
William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
Or me? IM AT LEAST AS FAMOUS AS ZWERG!
who ?
Originally by: Illyria Ambri
No matter how you want to say it.. it always sounds like
*frog clearing throat* "Ve zurrendur, dunt schuut"
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Freyjan
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:39:00 -
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You're all carebears.
On a serious note though, excellent job. I laughed 
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente
HighTech Marines Ltd.
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:45:00 -
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Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 07/07/2007 14:48:05
Originally by: William Young
ACT 1: The Carebear whines.
Carebear1: OMFG I LOST MY SHUTTLE I LOST 5000 ISK WHAT THE HELL I HATE PIRATES I HATE YOU I QUIT EVE
Pirate1: You're a carebear
Pirate2: You're a carebear
Pirate3: ur a caerbre
Pirate4: You're a carebear
Pirate5: You know what I'm going to say.
Pirate6: What are you going to say?
Pirate5: that he's a carebear.
Carebear2: Pirates suck.
Pirate7, 8, 9, and 10: You're a carebear too.
Carebear1: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Random Person: I am going to give you advice that will obviously be ignored.
Pirate11: You're a carebear.
--END ACT 1--
Nononononononononnonoonnooooooooo
You forgot 'Can I have your stuff' 
Edit: And IBTL
And it being a shuttle probably also various 'shuttles dont tank very well' quotes
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Zardenim
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:48:00 -
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Edited by: Zardenim on 07/07/2007 14:50:55
Edited by: Zardenim on 07/07/2007 14:48:40
Originally by: Amanda Shadowsword
I SECOND THE ABOVE MOTION
Very classy William, I 100% approve of this thread. 
edit: Thought it was Jonny 101 who made the thread for a sec.  (Stop pirating my thoughts you bastard!!)
edit2: All tillers other threads were locked. The mods fight back.
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Faekurias
Federation Fleet
Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.07.07 14:56:00 -
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It doesnt contain my randy rambling fail
oh well funneh!
And the tiller thing bees truuees
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.07 15:15:00 -
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Very nice, you should do General Discussion too.
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Jex Jast
Amarr
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.07.07 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: Xonkra
Originally by: Tacyon
Originally by: zwerg
William, i am teh pwn by far... i just dont get it why you do NOT name me in your acts.
Or me? IM AT LEAST AS FAMOUS AS ZWERG!
who ?
I know zwerg...never heard of Tacyon before. Sounds like he tried naming himself after a gun.
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T'Renn
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.07 16:44:00 -
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snicker.
Also, crumplecorn - desu sig is desu.
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P3109
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Posted - 2007.07.07 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian
Edited by: Lord Evangelian on 07/07/2007 08:13:03
OMG
O JUST FOUND MY SCRIPT MAIL ME INGAME
Its an animation project. based around eve. This could be a scene...or a 'short'
All My Clones
hey i didnt know you were still working on that....can arvald still be the pirate/scamer pleeeaaassseee 
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Arvald's temporary alt....damn creditcard company not letting me put money on me card >< |
Karlemgne
The Malevolent
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Posted - 2007.07.07 21:45:00 -
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Edited by: Karlemgne on 07/07/2007 21:45:24
I object, as for the record if you actualy ever bothered to read my posts to Gigner Magician... er... Tiller, either really, I've never claimed to be better than them.
Other than I am not a self-congrdulatory a**hat. In some circles that may make me better.
-Karlemgne
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Warrio
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.07 22:00:00 -
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You forgot
Pirate 11-450: Can I have your stuff?
Sig removed due to being too freaking awsome. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Deckard Cain |
Speed Devil
Caldari
Mean Machines
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Posted - 2007.07.08 02:21:00 -
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TROLL
post with your main! 
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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.08 05:03:00 -
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Edited by: William Young on 08/07/2007 05:05:16
Originally by: Speed Devil
TROLL
post with your main!
This is my main.
I haven't played in damn near forever, and even then I rarely posted on the forums, so excuse me if I don't seem familiar to you all.
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A wiseman
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.08 09:16:00 -
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this rocks plz keep it up thou Quote:
tiller: i'm so sexy it hurts
lol
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Speed Devil
Caldari
Mean Machines
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: William Young
Edited by: William Young on 08/07/2007 05:05:16This is my main.
I haven't played in damn near forever, and even then I rarely posted on the forums, so excuse me if I don't seem familiar to you all.
i just meant it as something u can put in the acts in the first post
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:53:00 -
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ROFL still laughing at act 2 the carebear's random input
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.08 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: ReePeR McAllem on 08/07/2007 11:54:53
Double *eve-o geekin' out* post
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Ethion
Green Men Incorporated
The Threshold
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Posted - 2007.07.08 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: William Young
Edited by: William Young on 07/07/2007 08:41:07
tiller: i'm so sexy it hurts
Carebear1: I HATE PIRATES
tiller: so sexy
- William Young
That last bit was perfect
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Ryan Darkwolf
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.07.08 13:54:00 -
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I'm a not famous noob and forum *****....put me in your acts
BTW this thread is 1000% accurate...yes it is so accurate it goes beyond 100%....by one 0 and also...do you have psychic powers...because I believe a new tiller thread is on the way
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Burning with wrath, He stepped
down from the Heavens
To judge the unworthy,
To redeem the pure. |
jimmyjam
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.07.08 14:59:00 -
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Nice post dude made my lol i give it a 9/10.
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Taipan Gedscho
Muzzletov Gewaltski Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.08 16:41:00 -
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yeah, man, it's great.
but you REALLY forgot this "Post with your main or STFU" line. find some room for it!
and imho karl isnt "im better than you" but more like "im displaying superior logic and mental clarity but i might get ****ed soon"
Only you can save mmorpgs - Stop crying for nerfs today! |
tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.08 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Taipan Gedscho
yeah, man, it's great.
but you REALLY forgot this "Post with your main or STFU" line. find some room for it!
one of my fave lines, and entirely valid....
one thing I've never understood on forums in MMOs is why do people want to flame someone but scared to with their main ?
can anyone explain ?
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info.
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.08 17:22:00 -
[34]
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: Taipan Gedscho
yeah, man, it's great.
but you REALLY forgot this "Post with your main or STFU" line. find some room for it!
one of my fave lines, and entirely valid....
one thing I've never understood on forums in MMOs is why do people want to flame someone but scared to with their main ?
can anyone explain ?
They're worried about loosing 'credability' as a 'leet pvper'
I have less credability as a leet pvper than most people, but I'm still wubbed and pheared!
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Taipan Gedscho
Muzzletov Gewaltski Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.08 20:44:00 -
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Edited by: Taipan Gedscho on 08/07/2007 20:46:57
i think i always post with "my main" but really.. it doesnt matter to me...
i mean, i dont know, who the ***** behind that charpic on the left is either way, so that person might as well post as a "guest" account.
anonymous is anonymous, wether its called "Frank", and is played 4 times as much as "Steve", who gets stored under the same account data.
i couldnt care less. only thing important, is what people got to say.
and if they make better posts under their imagined cloak of extra anonimity (damn is that english?) then let them.
it just doesnt matter
Only you can save mmorpgs - Stop crying for nerfs today! |
Roast Bifcurtains
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Posted - 2007.07.09 07:17:00 -
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Post with your alt and STFU.
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William Young
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.09 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: Roast Bifcurtains
Post with your alt and STFU.
c-c-c-combo breaker?
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Faekurias
Federation Fleet
Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.07.09 07:28:00 -
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Posting and STFU'ing at the same time can prove hard
Re-added for Dodiez :P |
Dr Slice
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.09 09:51:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Roast Bifcurtains
Post with your alt and STFU.
Hi Mom
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Miss Guiding
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Posted - 2007.07.09 17:32:00 -
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hi kid
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Weix
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Posted - 2007.07.09 17:52:00 -
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Great post! I hardly ever read the 'pirate posts' anyway. These guys are so absolute brainless and repetitive, a very annoying combination. But as mentioned before, nowadays pirates arent exactly the most gifted EVE participants.
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MAYHAM
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Posted - 2007.07.09 18:58:00 -
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Originally by: Weix
Great post! I hardly ever read the 'pirate posts' anyway. These guys are so absolute brainless and repetitive, a very annoying combination. But as mentioned before, nowadays pirates arent exactly the most gifted EVE participants.
and you are a filthy alt whos master lacks the balls to even flame a pirate on a forum in person... lol
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sbreach
Gallente
PezCo - Ice Services
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Posted - 2007.07.09 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: tiller
Originally by: Taipan Gedscho
yeah, man, it's great.
but you REALLY forgot this "Post with your main or STFU" line. find some room for it!
one of my fave lines, and entirely valid....
one thing I've never understood on forums in MMOs is why do people want to flame someone but scared to with their main ?
can anyone explain ?
My guess is, they would be to embarrassed to let their corp/alliance know what they are actually saying in front of people. That and it is probably fake.
BTW act two is great, love it.
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SloBones
Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2007.07.09 19:53:00 -
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Man you hit it right on the head. But you need to add act three, The noob getting his first pod kill cherry popped and everyone giving him props...
img]http://www.sicarri.net/ZelotKB/?a=sig&i=32&s=guard_blue[/img][/url] |
Jex Jast
Amarr
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.07.10 03:43:00 -
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Originally by: sbreach
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: Taipan Gedscho
yeah, man, it's great.
but you REALLY forgot this "Post with your main or STFU" line. find some room for it!
one of my fave lines, and entirely valid....
one thing I've never understood on forums in MMOs is why do people want to flame someone but scared to with their main ?
can anyone explain ?
My guess is, they would be to embarrassed to let their corp/alliance know what they are actually saying in front of people. That and it is probably fake.
BTW act two is great, love it.
Possibly, but I'm sure more of them are people fearing their avatar's reputation being tarnished. Most of them don't actually have said reputation with their avatar because they don't post with it and do jack **** in game. So what's to fear, kids?
Tiller, for example, has a reputation with his avatar. Should he desire to be well-received in the future on the forum, he would either choose his words carefully, choose his side carefully, or flame with an alt. Instead he just says whatever the **** he wants and for that I give him props. But he is an asshat...
Anyway, on topic, I came in here figuring this would be some sucky who-knows-what (yes I came in expecting to flame or criticize) and yet, it is high quality. Props OP, keep it up.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.10 03:48:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
Posting and STFU'ing at the same time can prove hard
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