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Garviel Lokken	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:21:00 - [1] for those of you who have seen/read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, well im attempting to write one for eve. so far i have 29 entries in three major categories: people, places, everything else. entries so far: everything else: blob, gate camp, goon swarm, planets,skills,PVP,PVE,ratting people: basically the four major races and links to the EVE website, the descriptions of the ships, repair systems, and eventually will have entries on the individual sub races... but that ones a little hard to come up with. also have a category in there called everyone else: agents, carebears, BoB, CONCORD, jove, miners(astroid miners, ice miners, macro miners),pirates, traders. places: asteroid belts, EVE gate, high sec space, low sec space, Jita, minmatar channel, rens, map of the universe, stain (though the stain entry could use some work). what im trying to do is to remail aloof while not having a bias towards any of the entries. so that way when you read them it doesnt seem..well.. bias. this isnt a newspaper its just something to have around and have fun with. if you want to add some entries EVE mail me or post on here, ill have a look at it and see what i can do. hell at this point ill take almost anything. however it doesnt have to be bust out loud funny or super serious, though there are some serious entries. you can either make it or i can, or ill edit it or ykno ill have a few of the editors (yes i have editors ) look at it ;). happy flying!
Brutor Shaun	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:27:00 - [2] DON'T PANIC! Bookmark Idea - My skills
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:41:00 - [3] Your entry for Earth! "Mostly Harmless" Originally by: Brutor Shaun DON'T PANIC! Fixed. ------------ LAG - Hopefully teen-appropriate now. IBTL! IBDS/DC! IBTC! 1st in a BoB post! And other such forum tom-foolery.
Doktor Quick	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:50:00 - [4] Edited by: Doktor Quick on 10/07/2007 19:49:55 wrong char
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:50:00 - [5] Only in the Eve universe, the answer is not 42, its SoonÖ. :) --- Originally by: CCP Wrangler You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, thats what hello kitty online is for.
Hyldabrand	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:52:00 - [6] So long, so long, so long and thanks for your stuff!
Haradgrim Caldari The Wild Bunch KA0S Theory	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:53:00 - [7] In the beginning, EVE was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. That.which.does.not.bend.breaks
Doktor Quick	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:53:00 - [8] Edited by: Doktor Quick on 10/07/2007 19:52:42
Cybarite Gallente Aristotle Enterprises Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2007.07.10 19:55:00 - [9] you should get people to write articles on random stuff and pay for them by either selling PDF's or access to a website with the guide on it, set up an alt corp to fund and administrate it, drop me an eve mail, I'd love to help with this one, just the kind of crazy thing I'm into. You may log out, but you can never leave
Sian Tairnesh Gallente	Posted - 2007.07.10 20:17:00 - [10] What does the guide say on Goon Swarm? Mostly Harmless? :P -------------------------------------------- We're sorry, something happened. -Sincerely, CCP
Raydn James CAD Inc. Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2007.07.10 20:26:00 - [11] Don't forget your MWD, er... towel.
Gerome Doutrande Rue Morgue	Posted - 2007.07.10 20:34:00 - [12] Originally by: Sian Tairnesh What does the guide say on Goon Swarm? Mostly Harmless? :P "The Goon is a creature that hails from the planet of Fofofo, and will eat anything. If you are to encounter a Goon, the Guide tells you that it's impossible to slay, so you should wrap a towel around your head. This creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you."
RtoZ	Posted - 2007.07.10 21:11:00 - [13] Well, we had an Isk problem, so we solved that by adding more drones. The only problem now is it takes 3 freighter loads of minerals to buy a peanut.
Glassback M. Corp M. PIRE	Posted - 2007.07.10 22:47:00 - [14] Edited by: Glassback on 10/07/2007 22:46:28 "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what Eve is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." G. If Eve was just a game, it would have a pause button.
My Grandad	Posted - 2007.07.10 22:53:00 - [15] "...Destroy the ship immediately." "What about Shraek?' "Well," said Goon brightly, "Shraek's just this guy, you know?"
Stitcher Caldari legion of qui Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.10 23:57:00 - [16] "Deteis are amongst the most unpleasant bloodlines in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, vicious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own CEO from the ravenous BoBblatter beast of Traal, without orders signed in triplicate, sent back, lost, found, subjected to enquiry, lost again and finally shipped off to the minmatar republic by mistake and recycled as ship components. The best way to get a drink out of a Deteis is to stick your fingers down his throat, and the best way to annoy him is to feed his CEO to the ravenous BoBblatter Beast of Traal." ***
Sh'ger	Posted - 2007.07.11 00:03:00 - [17] well - h2g2 exists and it's here Hitchhikers guide... go add to it - that's what it's there for - virtual or not.
BluOrange Gallente Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2007.07.11 05:53:00 - [18] Originally by: Glassback Edited by: Glassback on 10/07/2007 22:46:28 "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what Eve is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." Ahhh, I see you've read the 'Patch Day' entry! Recruitment FAQ
Arimus Darkhart Caldari	Posted - 2007.07.11 06:57:00 - [19] Originally by: Stitcher The best way to get a drink out of a Deteis is to stick your fingers down his throat, and the best way to annoy him is to feed his CEO to the ravenous BoBblatter Beast of Traal." Most Deteis would see this a way to gain promotion and would be so busy trying to get to the top of the greasy pole they would happily feed their family to the beast if it meant they could rise in the ranks. Entry for Jita: Jita has become a major hub for all lifeforms, pleasant and not so pleasant to congregate. In fact it is so crowded that trying to move your arm will immediately result in hundreds of people getting concussion as you hit them. For some reason people think Jita is the place to be. It is not. When you are tired of life visit Jita - you will be ready to die happy then knowing that life can be far worse than anything else you can imagine. -- Users are like a virus - each causing a thousand tiny crises until the host finally dies.
Garia666 Amarr T.H.U.G L.I.F.E	Posted - 2007.07.11 07:19:00 - [20] 41 right? ->My Vids<-
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.07.11 07:21:00 - [21] Originally by: BluOrange Originally by: Glassback "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what Eve is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." Ahhh, I see you've read the 'Patch Day' entry! 23 Member EVE Video makers: save EVE-files bandwidth! Use the H.264 AutoEncoder!
Merchant Banker	Posted - 2007.07.11 07:26:00 - [22] the eve univesrse was created by putting the number 42 into a genertae that created all the systems, so it realy is the the awnser to life the univser and everything. no one say the question damn it, or it'll all go away and be replaced and something even more complicated and confusing :(
no1knowsWho Gallente	Posted - 2007.07.11 07:54:00 - [23] don't forget to mention a Templar, an Amarr fighter. It is a combat drone used by carriers. also a Firbolg, a Gallente fighter a combat drone used by carriers deserves its place in your guide.
CaptainSeafort Gallente Through the Looking Glass	Posted - 2007.07.11 08:03:00 - [24] wasnt that in elite where they used 42 for the system generator? meh =) anyway, just look at my sig. genuine 100% patch notes copyage =D "Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE!
Mithfindel Amarr Ordo Crucis Argenteus	Posted - 2007.07.11 08:11:00 - [25] Edited by: Mithfindel on 11/07/2007 08:13:01 EVE-History and EVE-Chatsubo wikis might be useful, too, if you want to find (brief) descriptions of more or less known personalities. http://wiki.eve-chatsubo.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page - It reads Don't Panic! there, too! http://eve-history.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page EDIT: To avoid double-post, I think they tried several in Elite, but they kept getting random-generated profane planet names. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_(computer_game)#Gameplay)
Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2007.07.11 10:45:00 - [26] Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 11/07/2007 10:45:24 Originally by: Brutor Shaun DON'T PANIC! Well, there IS a Vogon in us all. Which mean trying to get a lift would prove difficult. TBH. I think the chances to find yourself floating in space is larger... Originally by: Eldo Davip PORTRAITS OMFG WOOT. WE R GONIG FOR MROE BREEE!!!!11
Ashraaf Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2007.07.11 11:01:00 - [27] Edited by: Ashraaf on 11/07/2007 11:00:59 Originally by: Tarminic Your entry for Earth! "Mostly Harmless" Yes what can i do for u ;)
Garviel Lokken	Posted - 2007.07.11 16:17:00 - [28] Originally by: Stitcher "Deteis are amongst the most unpleasant bloodlines in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, vicious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own CEO from the ravenous BoBblatter beast of Traal, without orders signed in triplicate, sent back, lost, found, subjected to enquiry, lost again and finally shipped off to the minmatar republic by mistake and recycled as ship components. The best way to get a drink out of a Deteis is to stick your fingers down his throat, and the best way to annoy him is to feed his CEO to the ravenous BoBblatter Beast of Traal." thats from the book too... no copy rights sorry..
Garviel Lokken	Posted - 2007.07.11 16:19:00 - [29] Originally by: Arimus Darkhart Originally by: Stitcher The best way to get a drink out of a Deteis is to stick your fingers down his throat, and the best way to annoy him is to feed his CEO to the ravenous BoBblatter Beast of Traal." Most Deteis would see this a way to gain promotion and would be so busy trying to get to the top of the greasy pole they would happily feed their family to the beast if it meant they could rise in the ranks. Entry for Jita: Jita has become a major hub for all lifeforms, pleasant and not so pleasant to congregate. In fact it is so crowded that trying to move your arm will immediately result in hundreds of people getting concussion as you hit them. For some reason people think Jita is the place to be. It is not. When you are tired of life visit Jita - you will be ready to die happy then knowing that life can be far worse than anything else you can imagine. got my entry for jita :just dont go unless apsolutely nessesary. trading hub of EVE. ill toss that in though thats pretty good :).
Garviel Lokken	Posted - 2007.07.11 16:20:00 - [30] Originally by: no1knowsWho don't forget to mention a Templar, an Amarr fighter. It is a combat drone used by carriers. also a Firbolg, a Gallente fighter a combat drone used by carriers deserves its place in your guide. no offence but whats so special about em...? they ugly?? cool?? really good?? unbelievably cheap??? gota explain this one to me lol

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