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Foxy CEO
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 00:57:00 -
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ANNOUNCEMENT
Altcenaries Declares War on Valiant Logistics, Inc.
Altcenaries has accepted a contract to declare war on Valiant Logistics, Inc. The vote was just cast, though will not close for another day. (that's an annoying rule, btw)
Client
Foxy CEO
Reasons for Hiring
1) Prince Valiant always confused me. It's a comic strip that's not supposed to be funny. What's up with that?
2) We have a similar element in our corporate logos. Clearly, they have infringed on my intellectual property. This cannot go unavenged.
3) 118 of them and 5 of us, and they have valiant in their name. No way they hide in stations.
4) Opportunity to use goofy Prince Valiant picture in CAOD announcement banner.
5) A mercenary who hires himself has a fool for a client. Or is that a lawyer? I forget
Duration of Contract
1 week
Objectives
1) To bring Valiant Logistics to its knees
2) To force Valiant Logistics to change its logo
3) To travel to mysterious, distant lands, to meet new and interesting people, and to die horribly at their hands.
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Bluestealth
Minmatar
BlueLabs
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Posted - 2007.07.23 01:20:00 -
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Go get em Valiant? 
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Moe deLawn
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2007.07.23 01:37:00 -
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Edited by: Moe deLawn on 23/07/2007 01:37:37
Well, I guess we're in business then! We shall crush their puny warships, with verbiage and inanity!
(oops, member of Altcenaries, don't know why it isn't showing up yet!)
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Strategos
Banned Society
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Posted - 2007.07.23 01:49:00 -
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I like you, and to prove it, I will contract you 2 Trit every time you lose a ship. That is DOUBLE, yes, DOUBLE what the insurance gives. Please EVE Mail me all death mails (if there ever are any) and I will be sure to contract the minerals ASAP to keep you guys rolling along.
---Sig---
I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
-F.O.B.
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Barry Uhmenema
Caldari
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 02:28:00 -
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Edited by: Barry Uhmenema on 23/07/2007 02:29:44
 Originally by: Strategos
I like you, and to prove it, I will contract you 2 Trit every time you lose a ship. That is DOUBLE, yes, DOUBLE what the insurance gives. Please EVE Mail me all death mails (if there ever are any) and I will be sure to contract the minerals ASAP to keep you guys rolling along.
Excellent, for every two ships we lose, we can by one LEAD CHARGE S :) At least we'll have some ammo!
F1, F2, F3... why am I back at my home station?
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Bumkin
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 02:52:00 -
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kick ass vlinc!!
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Bumkin
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 02:52:00 -
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kick ass vlinc!!
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Hammertime24
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:17:00 -
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Edited by: Hammertime24 on 23/07/2007 07:21:07
have no idea who you are but tell me where you live and ill come play
thanks Joijoi for tellign me about this post 
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Riftburn
Caldari
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:19:00 -
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Now this should be fun.
CO-CEO Valiant Logistics Inc. |
Ipsimus
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:23:00 -
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ummm, more targets ftw?
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SettingSky
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Hammertime24
have no idea who you are but tell me where you live and ill come play
Lets go Hammer, I smell fresh meat 
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Riftburn
Caldari
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:23:00 -
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Ya know, this could be real fun, their CEO is hawt hawt hawt
CO-CEO Valiant Logistics Inc. |
Nicholas DW
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:24:00 -
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lol
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels -Shufo ([email protected]) |
Roofish
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:32:00 -
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due to unseen events (getting war deced) I have decided that I must remove all my roles as director and uninstall eve. I can only hope that the rest of the eve universe is able to cope with such fear and discontent brought to our corp by Altcenaries.
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Sgt Ginga
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Posted - 2007.07.23 07:56:00 -
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War dec'd. i got all excited.  for a minute
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Foxy CEO
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:21:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas DW
lol
Oh, you laugh now, but wait until you feel the wrath of my reaper.
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Jonis Sinmaker
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 11:38:00 -
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Have fun boys.
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Semper Fi,
Jonis Sinmaker
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Aceformat
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 12:16:00 -
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The Schwartz is non-existent in this one ummm yes
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Dangar Lagmoth
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Posted - 2007.07.23 13:39:00 -
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Good luck guys. Give Jonis a few good poddings for me.
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Quasar Black
Minmatar
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.07.23 13:40:00 -
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Damn alts. That's me up there.
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Foxy CEO
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Aceformat
BTW, hasn't the ALT corp thing been done before?
This isn't a sham ALT corp but a real ALT corp. We will be flying real ships and firing real bullets, just with less than 900k SP. We'll be taking real contracts and providing ships around empire, allowing our Altwaffe to be no further than 5 jumps from any target at any time.
If that sort of thing has been done before, though, please let me know. I'd like to look at their business model.
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SlackerOGF
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:04:00 -
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"Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt"
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Foxy CEO
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: SlackerOGF
"Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt"
Oh, we shall give you both barrels, however small and poorly skilled they may be.
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Micro1394
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: Micro1394 on 23/07/2007 14:18:27
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Foxy CEO
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:32:00 -
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Can the mods relax the no alt posting rule for my threads? As you can see, the enslaved masses are yearning to break free and participate as full citizens in the EvE universe.
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Johnnny B
Caldari
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:44:00 -
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This should be lots of fun i hope..
i was getting bored too.. yaay for war decc's
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BuckStrider
Caldari
Wreckless Abandon
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 14:46:00 -
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Originally by: Foxy CEO
Originally by: Nicholas DW
lol
Oh, you laugh now, but wait until you feel the wrath of my reaper.
"Don't fear the Reaper!"--- Blue Oyster Cult
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Anton Marx
Caldari
Bulgarian Mafia Squad
The OSS
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Posted - 2007.07.23 15:14:00 -
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Go Go Go Go Vlinc!!!
- Omega Security Syndicate -
[BULG]Anton Marx |
SettingSky
Valiant Logistics Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.23 15:25:00 -
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I'd like to take this moment to mention our kill of the week last week. Watch the Navy Apoc kill unfold before your eyes
In other words, I would <3 if if you guys would come and play 
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Foxy CEO
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.07.23 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: SettingSky
I'd like to take this moment to mention our kill of the week last week. Watch the Navy Apoc kill unfold before your eyes
In other words, I would <3 if if you guys would come and play
Deadspace-tanked faction BS ratting in low sec makes Foxy CEO cry. I'm afraid we won't drop very good loot, but we'll do our best.
My main said he will let me use his locator agent if I'm really nice, so we should have no trouble finding you.
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