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Jean Debrusc
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:11:00 -
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You just jumped into a 0.0 sector and find yourself out numbered and out classed 10 to 1 and there is a warp statis field in place.
What do you do?
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Ki Tarra
Caldari Ki Tech Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:12:00 -
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Check to see if my clone is up to date in order to decide how long of a explanative string to use. 
Quote: No misfortune is so bad that whining about it won't make it worse
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:13:00 -
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Writeup a whine post on eve-online forums! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |

James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates Betrayal Under Mayhem
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:14:00 -
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MWD back to the gate and jump.
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Yamichi Wiggin
Caldari Rising Knights SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:15:00 -
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about 6 monts ago I jumped into a 40-man goonswarm gatecamp while I was in my badger. My response was to say "Hey guys, any chance I get just go on through?" in local. One guy laughed. One guy asked if I was serious.
28 of them were on my killmail. ------ Pain is weakness leaving the body.
There is no love in fear |

Mr Krosis
The humble Crew Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:15:00 -
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Activate my cov ops cloak and warp off.
Tell a funny joke.
-- Mr Krosis The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge. |

Ninja Otaku
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Ninja Otaku on 26/07/2007 22:15:49
Originally by: Jean Debrusc You just jumped into a 0.0 sector and find yourself out numbered and out classed 10 to 1 and there is a warp statis field in place.
What do you do?
Align and cloak simotaneously via F1-F8 keys. Then MWD and power your way until your outside the bubble and run for your ever loving life.
*EDIT*
Originally by: Yamichi Wiggin about 6 monts ago I jumped into a 40-man goonswarm gatecamp while I was in my badger. My response was to say "Hey guys, any chance I get just go on through?" in local. One guy laughed. One guy asked if I was serious.
28 of them were on my killmail.
  
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Mr Krosis
The humble Crew Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:21:00 -
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Thank your god the gate camp is blue 
-- Mr Krosis The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge. |

An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:21:00 -
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Shoot the hostage.
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Lady Natacha
Minmatar Water and Power
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:22:00 -
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Logoffski?
oh.. wait.. 
Cats do play EVE. Where did you think player names like asdfghjj came from? 
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Judas Lonestar
Ganja Labs Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:24:00 -
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"ECM Burst, dont fail me now!"
Either that or threaten them with total desctruction of all ships and pods if they dont let me pass.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Jean Debrusc You just jumped into a 0.0 sector and find yourself out numbered and out classed 10 to 1 and there is a warp statis field in place. What do you do?
Kill them all ? 
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Complaint vs whine | Char creation guide | Stacknerfs explained |

Vincenzo Delloro
Amarr Lux et Veritas
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:26:00 -
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In all honestly? Laugh and hope I don't lag so much I can't watch myself explode.
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J Ripper
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Jean Debrusc You just jumped into a 0.0 sector and find yourself out numbered and out classed 10 to 1 and there is a warp statis field in place.
What do you do?
Take it like man!! then get back into empire for the rest of your EVE life :)
my sig: --- Jon Johansen --- |

dragonssbane
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:29:00 -
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If I can not cloak, and i am basically going to get my ass handed to me...I would be putting out as much intel to my guys to warn them about the camp. Let everyone know of there position, ship types, corp, alliance. And then tell nasty disturbing jokes until I wake up in my clone vat.
Then join up with the gang that just formed to bust up that camp based on the information had given out.
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Grentho
Caldari Wook Recon
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:32:00 -
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i would self destruct my ship and leg it in my pod no kill mail for them lol and if you selfdestruct you still get insurance i believe and all your mods get destroyed i could be wrong about the mods thing
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Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:35:00 -
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CTL-Q
log in with an alt?
- - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |

Imode
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:38:00 -
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Pop your cyno and pwn the camp with your capital fleet.
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Vitrael
Stormriders Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:39:00 -
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WTB Titan pilot post in this thread.
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The Pointless
Gallente Plastic Toys
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Posted - 2007.07.26 22:39:00 -
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Remove my glasses and promptly doink my head off the desk. Once. 
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"Breaking News! The Pointless hates GIFs!" |

Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.07.26 23:29:00 -
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Act as if nothings wrong calmly ask if they got any good kills. When they start locking start yelling your blue to them or your a blue alt. It will give you time to get back to the gate while they debate if you should be blue or not. (works best in multi-alliance camps) Why are you still reading? Its over. Continue to the next post.
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Bohoba
Caldari Dragons United Pure.
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Posted - 2007.07.27 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: Jean Debrusc You just jumped into a 0.0 sector and find yourself out numbered and out classed 10 to 1 and there is a warp statis field in place.
What do you do?
laugh and mwd back to gate, or have fun and do the best ya can :)
The Dark Force is strong in EvE But it will fail
Get Into the Game it makes it fun for all |

Hiesi
Cryo Crypt inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.27 01:05:00 -
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Offer to sing them a song on TS, that or a nudie dance.
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LaCoHa
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.27 02:25:00 -
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Activate my "Mother joke" Module (i have rigs for it.. so its pretty sweet), and smile all the way to the clone bay. 
LaCo
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Sm0kE
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Posted - 2007.07.27 02:28:00 -
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Tell my 40 friends on the other side ship types, etc. Then call primary and have them jump. DUH.
How could you not see a 40 man gatecamp? Open your intel channels. ------------------------------------------------ Anyone got a good compression tool for EVE sigs? |

SirSpectre
Gallente Laughing Leprechauns Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.27 03:12:00 -
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Bend over and kiss my arse good bye and welcome the station.
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WGAnubis Marrith
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Posted - 2007.07.27 03:29:00 -
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Tell them that you are a confidental booster mule and if you get popped they can kiss the super cheap inflow of boosters goodbye.... and when they do pop you finish off with a zinger like "you will live to regret this!" just as your pod explodes.
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R'olyat
Gallente Four Rings D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.27 03:30:00 -
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stick my repper drones on them and start blastin. -------------------------
I make sigs! Contact me ingame if you need one made. |

Novemb3r
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.27 04:02:00 -
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Shoot the hostage. Take him out of the equation -
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Iron Guerilla
CRICE Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.27 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jean Debrusc You just jumped into a 0.0 sector and find yourself out numbered and out classed 10 to 1 and there is a warp statis field in place.
What do you do?
Call Derek.
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