LocalHost
Empirius Enigmus Navy
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.08.03 04:49:00 -
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Edited by: LocalHost on 03/08/2007 04:50:57
High-Sec Suicide Camp :
Guy gets in his car, drives by the store where he buys that cellphone he always was wanting. Thing is, at the intersection that happens to have an active police substation with cops actively directing traffic is a robber with a scanner, scanning out cars as they exit.
Suddenly, out of no where as this guy is at the light waiting for it to let him go through, 40 lincoln town cars slam into him and the police open fire even as his car starts to explode. Insultingly, as he is sitting in his pod, an SUV (hauler) pulls up and inspects his wreck, removing his new shiny phone and all of his other possessions while he watches hopelessly, the police not doing anything as the SUV hadn't actually committed the original crime.
Low-Sec gate Camp :
As you're driving through the projects in the city, with your paycheck in hand, taking the shortcut to get across town because you're lazy and don't want to spend the extra 20 minutes to get to the bank, you come to an intersection. It looks clear so you proceed across when all of a sudden, upon reaching the other side, you are surrounded by a bunch of angry thugs who proceed to box in your car, and beat it to a pulp with baseball bats. The police meanwhile appear to have substituted pea shooters for guns and are taking ***** shots at the armored cars that now have you surrounded.
Adding insult to injury, having destroyed your car, you are trying desperately to get away when a sniper opens fire and kills your pod, whereby you wake up in a dingy hospital in a no name town you don't remember, and upon awakening, you realize with horror you feel dumber, having forgotten to get your life insurance renewed (clone), thus losing 20 IQ points
0.0 Gatecamp
As you're driving in from the country you happen across an intersection. Upon crossing that intersection you all of a sudden realize that you appear to be stuck in some mud and spinning your tires as you attempt to get away and free. A bunch of guys are beating on your hull and as you are vaporized and your pod is locked and fired upon you realize that the nearest hospital where you're likely to end up next is 40 miles away (40 jumps). |