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Benco97
Gallente
Nova Inc.
Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.08.10 12:54:00 -
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OMG i've never freaked out so much in my life.. i was sitting here at my computer when I saw something moving at the bottom of one of my screens out of the corner of my eye. I looked at it and it was a spider ;.;
it had long long long spindly little legs that were just HORRIBLE OMG ;.; it rushed at me across the desk and I flipped out of my chair ont othe floor.
I was so upset by this thing that I had to run out of the room and back into the main office (Where they now think i'm a complete ******).
A few mins later I was a little calmer but nobody would help me get rid of it despite my pleas so I went back in.
IT was sitting on my desk, it's legs flattened out away from it's body in a star.
In a fit of fear induced rage I grabbed a handful of papers and tried to smash it but I missed and it ran off and hid under some more papers on the desk.
I grabbed a screwdriver and beat at the desk in the area it was hiding with the handle whilst screaming at the horrible horrible monster.
I hit it and it smeared across the sheets.
I just stood there for a while silently and twitching but now i'm back to my senses i'm itching all over ;.;
Writing this here has made me feel better, thank you.
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:11:00 -
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Damn, sounds like a big spider. You fought well young padawan.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Trinity Nova
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:13:00 -
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it seems to be a big spider, but YOU EVIL PERSON YOU!
what have the spider did to you to kill her like that? 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:20:00 -
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My condolences to your pile of papers.
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Benco97
Gallente
Nova Inc.
Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:20:00 -
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I know I know.. I love all forms of life normally..
i'm sorry that I ended the spider's life I truly am and i've said a prayer for it.
I was so scared at the time, I HAD to kill it.. I couldn't have stopped myself.
I am very afraid of spiders ;.;
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Mary Makepeace
Caldari
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:28:00 -
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always loved this comment
On average, people fear spiders more than they do dying. However, statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by the bite of a poisonous spider.
but then, i grew up in Australia, i knew where the venomous spiders were, poking them with a stick was fun. Same sort of rush as running a gate camp. 
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LeMoose
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Mary Makepeace
always loved this comment
On average, people fear spiders more than they do dying. However, statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by the bite of a poisonous spider.
but then, i grew up in Australia, i knew where the venomous spiders were, poking them with a stick was fun. Same sort of rush as running a gate camp.
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:50:00 -
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i hate spiders, there's a huge one in my room somewhere under my bed i think. I'll be damned if i'm hunting it though.
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The SpaceAce
Soldiers Of Darkness
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.10 13:53:00 -
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I saw a big black and orangy one yesterday in my room which is strange because i'm in scotland...
So i hit it with some papers and i thought it was dead, then i looked away, but when i looked back it was gone.
I keep constantly looking behind me, its probably looking for revenge.
Still you know whats worse? Centipedes
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.10 14:03:00 -
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2007.08.10 12:50:33 Combat Your Screwdriver 1 glances off Creepy Spider, causing no real damage.
2007.08.10 12:50:36 Combat Your Screwdriver 1 misses Creepy Spider completely.
2007.08.10 12.50:42 Combat Your Screwdriver 1 hitts Creepy Spider perfectly, wrecking for 412.7 damage.
2007.08.10 12.50:45 Notify Creepy Spider is no longer present.
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
The Church.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 14:04:00 -
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I saw a black smudge on my webcam image once, looked behind at my wall. Jet black spider the size of my hand... basically shat myself..
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Zaqar
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Posted - 2007.08.10 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
2007.08.10 12:50:33 Combat Your Screwdriver 1 glances off Creepy Spider, causing no real damage.
2007.08.10 12:50:36 Combat Your Screwdriver 1 misses Creepy Spider completely.
2007.08.10 12.50:42 Combat Your Screwdriver 1 hitts Creepy Spider perfectly, wrecking for 412.7 damage.
2007.08.10 12.50:45 Notify Creepy Spider is no longer present.
lol
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Kalazar
Amarr
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.10 14:23:00 -
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I've never been that scared of spiders personally, although for some reason loads of people are petrified of them. Why is that?
Oh, can remember a few years ago sitting around with one of my friends, and she was saying that she was afraid of spiders, and at that moment this Enormous spider crawled onto the back of her chair and stopped right next to her shoulder. I was like "Don't turn around right now." "Why?" "Just don't." So of course, being human she turns her head, shrieks like a banshee, leaps up and pretty much jumps to the other side of the room (I'd never seen her move that quickly :P) where she proceeds to throw stuff at it. I laughed my ass off at that.
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Xanorok
Minmatar
mega mining corporation
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.10 15:39:00 -
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There is nothing like the primal rage.
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Admus
Mobius Construct
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.08.10 15:41:00 -
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I remember the days back in the Core Collective when you were strong, Benco! Look at what you have become!
Well I guess the reality of it was that Straloin was our desk, and YANKS were the spiders...
Fricking skRooster and his damn Moa. I have no idea how he managed to kill so many with it.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:13:00 -
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I remember one time my GF was sitting on my lap and we were talking and she points out a spider that was peeking at us from the kitchen. I get up and grab a boot and walk over to notice that this thing was just disgusting as hell. It was super black and it looked like a mutant being all warped and disfigured. Then I slammed my boot on it and learned the horrible truth as 50 babies spread to the 4 winds.
My dad's garage has a seperate little room that stores the water tank, his fireplace pellets, and a freezer and I hate going in that room cause he's got some of the biggest wolf spiders I've ever seen out there and these guys will charge you. Last time I saw one on the ground and next thing I know it was sprinting right at me. I screamed like a girl and did a awesome little tap dance. My dad wouldn't stop laughing for hours.
A long time ago when Arachnophobia came out on video we were all watching it as a family and during one of the suspenseful scenes my dad got a hand behind my stepmom and started lightly touching her neck. I have never seen someone fly of a couch so fast in my life.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
My dad's garage has a seperate little room that stores the water tank, his fireplace pellets, and a freezer and I hate going in that room cause he's got some of the biggest wolf spiders I've ever seen out there and these guys will charge you. Last time I saw one on the ground and next thing I know it was sprinting right at me. I screamed like a girl and did a awesome little tap dance. My dad wouldn't stop laughing for hours.
Jesus Christ, the spiders frigging charge you?! Next they'll show up with knives or something! 
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:28:00 -
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Excellent battle report. Sounds like you fought well and snatched victory from the jaws of...well, victory. You basically ganked that poor noob spider
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
My dad's garage has a seperate little room that stores the water tank, his fireplace pellets, and a freezer and I hate going in that room cause he's got some of the biggest wolf spiders I've ever seen out there and these guys will charge you. Last time I saw one on the ground and next thing I know it was sprinting right at me. I screamed like a girl and did a awesome little tap dance. My dad wouldn't stop laughing for hours.
Jesus Christ, the spiders frigging charge you?! Next they'll show up with knives or something!
OMG, CAMPERS.
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Ichabod Crane
LFC
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97
OMG i've never freaked out so much in my life.. i was sitting here at my computer when I saw something moving at the bottom of one of my screens out of the corner of my eye. I looked at it and it was a spider ;.;
it had long long long spindly little legs that were just HORRIBLE OMG ;.; it rushed at me across the desk and I flipped out of my chair ont othe floor.
I was so upset by this thing that I had to run out of the room and back into the main office (Where they now think i'm a complete ******).
A few mins later I was a little calmer but nobody would help me get rid of it despite my pleas so I went back in.
IT was sitting on my desk, it's legs flattened out away from it's body in a star.
In a fit of fear induced rage I grabbed a handful of papers and tried to smash it but I missed and it ran off and hid under some more papers on the desk.
I grabbed a screwdriver and beat at the desk in the area it was hiding with the handle whilst screaming at the horrible horrible monster.
I hit it and it smeared across the sheets.
I just stood there for a while silently and twitching but now i'm back to my senses i'm itching all over ;.;
Writing this here has made me feel better, thank you.
Congratulations, you gained 20 experience points. 
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
OMG, CAMPERS.
****, Spiders already have warp disruption technology (webs)...the last thing I want to see is a big group of them surrounding me when I walk into a room.
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Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.08.10 17:01:00 -
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I keep thinking an alliance called "Arachnids" will be formed out of this thread and each person in the alliance will have to use a webber.
Luckily I haven't seen any spiders around here except for the ocasional Danny/Daddy long-legs which aren't technically spiders... But we've killed a possum and apparently we saw a racoon around, oh and we've had a few snakes about.
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Thomas Greiflagg
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Posted - 2007.08.10 21:59:00 -
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Yesterday i had to move som stones for my parents (had been there a while) and there was spiderweb all over it so i knew there would be spiders... therefore i put on some gloves and started working... after i had brushed off and killed three minor spiders i went to grab the last stone, and when i put my hand on it the hugest spider i have ever seen in my life (i live in Denmark so we dont really have that big spiders, but it would definately not fit under a beer glass) ran really fast away from behind the stone and under som leaves that were further away... lets just say that i freaked out and didnt get near the place for at least an hour
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krenshala
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Posted - 2007.08.10 22:10:00 -
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I don't have a spider problem where I live. My cat thinks they are tasty. In fact, she thinks wolf spiders are the greatest treat ever.
And yeah, a Arachnid corp/alliance that sets up interdiction and webbing at gates would be a pretty funny outcome from this thread. ;)
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Valan
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Posted - 2007.08.10 22:48:00 -
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Wolf spiders are evil things, a guy at college had a pet one and it would actually go for you when you tried to feed it.
I had a spider walk into the room one night while watching a film. It saw me stopped and changed direction. Thats just wrong!
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.10 22:51:00 -
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Originally by: Valan
I had a spider walk into the room one night while watching a film. It saw me stopped and changed direction. Thats just wrong!
Yeah I cannot stand it when you find one and it's staring back at you cause you know something evil is going through it's mind.
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Ray McCormack
hirr
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Posted - 2007.08.10 23:20:00 -
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Spiders deserve everything they get.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.11 00:04:00 -
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Well Not all spiders. I love messing around with the little fuzzy hyperactive jumping spiders. They're the only breed that I feel that has some actual thought process going on as they explore the world.
Anytime I see one of those guys inside the house or something I scoop em up and let em go outside. Any others can just go to hell.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.08.11 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Well Not all spiders. I love messing around with the little fuzzy hyperactive jumping spiders. They're the only breed that I feel that has some actual thought process going on as they explore the world.
Anytime I see one of those guys inside the house or something I scoop em up and let em go outside. Any others can just go to hell.
I've read that they have a sort of curiousity to them (the jumping spiders), and that they will actually watch you watching them instead of just running for it.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Trinity Nova
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.11 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97
I know I know.. I love all forms of life normally..
i'm sorry that I ended the spider's life I truly am and i've said a prayer for it.
I was so scared at the time, I HAD to kill it.. I couldn't have stopped myself.
I am very afraid of spiders ;.;
just think like this:
spiders are good since they kill flies, mosquitoes and all that kind of disease-spreading insects.
....of couse that I live in a country where usually spiders are no bigger than a thumb...
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