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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2007.08.15 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: Lord MuffloN on 15/08/2007 01:23:17
Tired of actually having to type when whining? Don't have access to Dark Shikaris forum posting script? Then do I have a deal for you! At the moment I'm working on a program that allows you to chose your type of whine and by up to 5 clicks and then chosing what you want to whine about, you've got own forum post, ready and loaded to just paste into the Message box! A sample can be seen here
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Of course it will be worked on and to look better and while this program indeed is in the beta stages there is something I need!
And that is nothing else then Whine, pure concentrated things to whine about that I can add to this program.
When it's released it will require Microsoft netframe 2.0 atleast, but most have it as EVEmon uses it
(Yes I'm aware this could have been made with php, but I wanted to do *something* with Visual C++, also, many thanks to #c++.se@Qnet)
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SiJira
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Posted - 2007.08.15 01:24:00 -
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this thread is t2 win
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.15 01:40:00 -
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So, like Mad Libs, just not humerous in any way at all?
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.08.15 01:41:00 -
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Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2007.08.15 01:51:00 -
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Added another screenshot before going to bed.
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EglantinFinfleur
Northern Intelligence
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2007.08.15 02:19:00 -
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I lol'd hard reading the sentences, good job
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Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.08.15 02:22:00 -
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Not bad, not bad. Even got the "I WILL CANCEL MY X ACCOUNTS AND SO WILL MY XX FRIENDS"
Missing the "I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER" but that can slide...
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If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO
BOOO!! - Ductoris
Neat look what I found - Kreul
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2007.08.15 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Frug
Not bad, not bad. Even got the "I WILL CANCEL MY X ACCOUNTS AND SO WILL MY XX FRIENDS"
Missing the "I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER" but that can slide...
If you read the post again you'll see I'm looking for suggestions! And I take that as a suggestion!
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Ilea Celentay
Exiled.
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Posted - 2007.08.15 04:56:00 -
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Your auto Whines contain too much punctuation and paragraphing to be official whines.
Otherwise, funny idea for sure.
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Origim
Caldari
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.08.15 05:52:00 -
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Edited by: Origim on 15/08/2007 05:53:59
Complaint generator
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Sir Dancealot
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Posted - 2007.08.15 06:42:00 -
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Thats awesome, a few things:
a: MOAR
b: Capslock is CRUISE-CONTRLL 4 COOL
c: What? No exclamationmarks?!
d: Remember to tell CCP how the changes / lack of thereof affect your RL. If theres one thing CCP listens to, then it has got to be histories of the consequenses. It truly is horrible, that you cannot do barbeques with your family anymore because the new Khanid ships cant have range + damage. It is outraging!
e: Demand. I think I'll repeat myself: Demand!
f: We might do it once more. Demand.
g: Maybe you could also drag in alliance-politics, that'd be ace. Clearly only the opposing side has access to Nos = instant nerf. You might as well compensate the offended! Come to think of it, thats a brilliant idea. (ALSO a brilliant idea, ahem)
h: This actually goes with my idea ''g'', ALWAYS relate everything in the game to real-life-mechanics. I do not need to elaborate.
Originally by: Incantare
Thread does not deliver. I was expecting a story, funny, surprising or otherwise interesting. Instead I got to read Kehmor's smacking. Awesome.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2007.08.15 07:29:00 -
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You look like you would fit right into the Eve GUI Team.  
(just kidding, dont slay me)
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, thats what hello kitty online is for.
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Sensemann
eXceed Inc.
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.08.15 09:52:00 -
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I personaly support this...
it will safe me so much Time.
Time i can invest in Loca-Smacktalking for example.
I hope you will do such a program after you finish this baby. 
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.08.15 10:14:00 -
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I might do a spreadsheet version, but I'll wait until a decent interval has passed. In the meantime, if you spot any good whines, pass them to me ingame and I'll start compiling them.
My research services
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Goyser
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Posted - 2007.08.15 10:19:00 -
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thats funny 
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Kalazar
Amarr
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.15 10:23:00 -
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Pure, unadulterated win to be honest
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hango
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.08.15 10:43:00 -
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A real whine thread generator should post, auto-log in with a couple of other accounts and spam "omg noob" "IBTL" "IBDS" and of course "screw the mods!".
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Yuleth Gix
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Posted - 2007.08.15 12:14:00 -
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My complaint about Mr. Origim I
It used to be frustrating. Then sad. Now it's just plain funny. Every time Mr. Origim I tries to leach integrity and honor from our souls, like clockwork, his faithfuls defend that sort of depraved behavior. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that the point at which you discover that his comrades have the audacity to reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that produce a large number of absolutely oppressive extravagancies, most wretched indecencies, and, above all, the most overbearing blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. Is there a way to counter his gutless, bumptious sentiments? Oh yes, there is a way. It's really quite simple and can be done by any individual. It doesn't cost a thing, monetarily. It requires only time, diligence, and a desire to grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest.
The really interesting thing about all this is not that Origim's handling of the situation has not been a comedy of errors, but a tragedy of errors. The interesting thing is that on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "I regret not writing this letter sooner." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Origim prepare the ground for an ever-more vicious and brutal campaign of terror. It makes me want to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by him, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that I cannot compromise with Origim; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him, and with a warning he must unequivocally take to heart: If Origim believes that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune, then it's obvious why he thinks that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to curry favor with conniving rubes using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other aberrant nonsense.
I try never to argue with Origim, because it's clear he's not susceptible to reason. He uses the word "preterdiplomatically" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that if Origim wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "schizosaccharomycetaceae", for example, and expect us to be scared. While I believe that he has every right to his refractory opinions, if he is going to make an emotional appeal, then he should also include a rational argument.
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Yuleth Gix
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Posted - 2007.08.15 12:15:00 -
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In the past, people like Origim would have been tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail for trying to muster enough force to create anomie. When it comes to his apologues, I undeniably suspect that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of pessimism. The sooner we do that, the better, because not only does he separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities, but he then commands his thralls, "Go, and do thou likewise." While others have also published information about dishonest blackguards, permitting juvenile rabble-rousers to condemn innocent people to death is tantamount to suicide. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that Origim's philosophies are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth.
My usual response to Origim's shell games is this: I, for one, hate Origim's constant misuse of historical analogies. However, such a response is much too glib and perhaps a little subhuman, so let me be more specific. I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset Origim. Here's what I have to say to them: Origim has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for him. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of their character when you least expect it. I know some arrogant quiddlers who actually believe that it's okay to defile the air and water in the name of profit. Incredible? Those same people have told me that the few of us who complain regularly about Origim's protests are simply spoiling the party. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that the human community has had the same basic problem with mandarinism all along, ever since the second human being walked erect. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: His disciples give him credit for things he hasn't done.
I don't mean to condemn anyone's beliefs, but if Origim can one day scrawl pro-Jacobinism graffiti over everything, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness he is mongering. We need to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms. Origim is a mythmaker, an illusion builder, or to put it less politely, a trickster. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that we must reach out to people with the message that this is one letter that Origim doesn't want you to read. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to put an end to unbalanced, wily parasitism. I have a soft spot for simple-minded dipsomaniacs: a bog not too far from here. Origim has been trying for some time to convince people that he can override nature. Don't believe his hype! Origim has just been offering that line as a means to needle and wheedle what I call abhorrent, deranged heresiarchs into his club.
I think I am not alone when I say that my love for people necessitates that I do what needs to be done. Yes, I face opposition from Origim. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. He wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, Origim plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, his beliefs are like an enormous faddism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. and stray from the path of conventional wisdom, because it has been brought to my attention that Origim presents quasi-scientific and pseudointellectual justifications for his grotty*****-and-bull stories in order to convince peo
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Yuleth Gix
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Posted - 2007.08.15 12:16:00 -
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I just felt I should try that wine-generator out but there's 2 more posts... i don't think I could do that to you guys.
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Kalazar
Amarr
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.15 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: hango
A real whine thread generator should post, auto-log in with a couple of other accounts and spam "omg noob" "IBTL" "IBDS" and of course "screw the mods!".
TouchT.
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Taipan Gedscho
Muzzletov Gewaltski Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.15 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Origim
Edited by: Origim on 15/08/2007 05:53:59
Complaint generator
lol you can create automated complaint letters, just to get an automated "tough luck" response from customer support!
OH THE TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT!
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Felysta Sandorn
Caldari
System-Lords
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:09:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
You look like you would fit right into the Eve GUI Team.
(just kidding, dont slay me)
Hey Devs, to punish him, give him the same GUI that I have!
Oh wait...
Latest Video, Click Here!
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Gutsani
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:26:00 -
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we trained you well in CR
did you steal this idea from me when i started pasting whine templates in whine threads? not that i would have writen a program for it
gj mufflon
next step, forum posting bot, to whine while being lazy
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:28:00 -
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Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in Mr. Lord MuffloN's claims, I must qualify Lord MuffloN's character, his sources, and even his personal frame of mind towards me. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Lord MuffloN presents himself as a disinterested classicist lamenting the infusion of politically motivated methods of pedagogy and analysis into higher education. He is eloquent in his denunciation of modern scholarship, claiming it favors morally crippled Lord MuffloN clones. And here we have the ultimate irony, because he uses big words like "interchangeableness" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Lord MuffloN's revenge fantasies may reek like a skunk, I have always been an independent thinker. I'm not influenced by popular trends, the media, or even so-called undisputed facts when parroted by others. Maybe that streak of independence is what first enabled me to see that what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Lord MuffloN and his subordinates, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that after hearing about Lord MuffloN's neo-unstable attempts to convince people that their peers are already riding the Lord MuffloN bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don't climb aboard, too, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. It is common knowledge that it would be downright immoral for Lord MuffloN to initiate a reign of overbearing terror. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. Let me close by reminding you that the statements I made about Mr. Lord MuffloN in this letter are in earnest. I will not equivocate. I will not excuse. I will not retreat a single inch. And I will be heard.
For serious though, that program is composed directly of awesome and catalyzed by Jesus. Please let me know when it's done.
Also, do you have a counter-whine version planned? That would be more usefully to me. 
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Whiners - Unite!
Tarminic - 25 Million SP in Forum Warfare. |
PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:40:00 -
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would it be too lazy to ask for an autogenerated "no" reply?
Peace WithinSo if the theory of relativity is true, shouldn't i arrive at my destination before i warped in the first place?
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ry ry
StateCorp
The State
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:42:00 -
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screw the mods!
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ry ry
StateCorp
The State
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:44:00 -
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IBF[Error: Object not found! See "/debug.log" for details.]
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Mangtraxx
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Posted - 2007.08.15 14:52:00 -
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Dude, your a legend.
All it needs now is a "go play wow" button, and maybe a function generating trash talk against a corp/alliance.
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Scott Ryder
Omen Incorporated
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.15 16:08:00 -
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Doesnt ccp already have a automatic petition responser :p?
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