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Sporbie
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Posted - 2007.08.26 22:36:00 -
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Well the title explains it all, I shall start.
Today I just bought myself a carcal, I took it for a spin in an asteroid field, there I found a miner. Just because I was bored, I locked him on and scanned his cargo, and then I locked onto an asteroid to randomly shoot it (also for no reason at all), and here comes the extremly nooby part. I didn't select the rock as my active target, so I started firing at the miners hulk. Naturally his drones attacked the **** out of me and I lost the caracal. Proceed to lol at my face as I as the ultimate noob, trully deserve it. Thank you and good night to all.
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Elipsis
Gallente
The Mission Guys
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Posted - 2007.08.26 22:47:00 -
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Edited by: Elipsis on 26/08/2007 22:47:25
I tried to run "Deadly Arrival" in a cloaked industrial once.
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Some Builder
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2007.08.26 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: Some Builder on 26/08/2007 23:05:38
I fliped a can while a battlecruiser was mining into it with my little Kestrel, I got spanked...hard.
 Originally by: Nyphur
Mining is women's work, dammit!
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Some Caldari
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.08.26 23:08:00 -
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^^ I once also updated my sig and made my industry alt my default poster by accident too.
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Originally by: Nyphur
Mining is women's work, dammit!
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.08.26 23:10:00 -
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was ratting in 0.0 in my raven last night, thought to myself "ah hes just passing through ill be fine", 10 seconds later a typhoon warps in, and for the rest use your imagination
forum warrior in training
ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Tsia
Yarrr, server be down
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Laura Steel
Minmatar
Independent Interspace Industiers
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.08.26 23:54:00 -
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Attacked Concord..
6 times..
with a smartbomb
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Darn exclamation mark! I have brown hair, green eyes and a nice tan :) |
Captian Internet
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Posted - 2007.08.27 00:04:00 -
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I was ransomed by an atron in my thorax
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.08.27 00:08:00 -
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Brought a shuttle for 86million ISK.
I still have the shuttle. Its on sale for 87mil if anyone is interested.
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Eve Tribune Writer- come and read :) |
Igualmentedos
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Posted - 2007.08.27 00:23:00 -
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Chose Caldari.
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woodman az
Gallente
United Space Aillance USA
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Posted - 2007.08.27 00:38:00 -
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I used to playing Earth and Beyond; one of my frist missions in EVE sent me to a blet. I locked and fired on the first strange name I saw...another player which Concrod spanked me hard for!! BTW he laughed at me after I got Podded.
2. self destructed and wondered WHF!! 
3. ran a level 4 misson as soon as I got my frist BS. Twice.
Hope that is enough. 
Promises made > Promises Kept
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN...TRUST NO ONE
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Blythe Shaderunner
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Posted - 2007.08.27 00:55:00 -
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I set up an escro of 80m worth of minerals as well as the covetor meant to go to my alt but forgot to make it a private escro....
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Sazkyen
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Posted - 2007.08.27 01:31:00 -
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Got contract scammed several times. Always fell for different methods thoguh. The noobest was that I've accepted a courier that was impossible to fulfill because the package had a volume of over 5 million m3. Yeah, 5 millions. Bought a Snake Omega only to find out it required Cyb level 5 (the others, Alpha, Beta etc don't require L5 btw). Got angry and sold it for 150M cheaper instantly. Also bought a ROF +5% launcher implant >>> Cyb5, sold it promptly. Bought Tier2 Rigs only to find out they required L4 respective skills. Sold them. Now that I think about it, I feel like a complete loser
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Valan
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Posted - 2007.08.27 01:31:00 -
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Warped to the wrong gate in 0.0 a couple of weeks ago when I was caught by a gang ratting.
Was that appalled at my noobness I didn't even watch the kill, I hit the afterburner to decloak and got up to make a cuppa.
Actually I should've just opened up to get at least one kill and test what overloading the racks was like. But if I had been that interested I wouldn't have screwed up in the first place.
/start sig
I love old characters that post 'I've beeen playing the game three years' when I know their account has been sold on.
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Mr M
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Posted - 2007.08.27 02:25:00 -
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Phased Muon ECCM Caster
Phased Muon Sensor Disruptor
The names looks kind of similar if you only read the first part. But one of them will get you concordokken if you use it on a belt rat.
EVEgeek | EVE Tribune |
Lewis Atreides
Caldari
House Atreides trade
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Posted - 2007.08.27 02:49:00 -
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used autopilot in a 0.3 system. need I say more lol.
Am I the only one who has jumped the first time they got podded and heard the tutorial laugh at them? The darn thing startled me....of cource it probably didnt help that I had the volume up to hear the background sounds lol.
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Atomos Darksun
Kane Enterprises Incorporated
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.27 03:09:00 -
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First crusier I bought, went out there, got it, autopiloted back to the system I was in, went AFK to take a ****...died half the way back. This was totally before warp to 0...
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Roemy Schneider
BINFORD
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Posted - 2007.08.27 03:21:00 -
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filed a bug report, which i thought was reproducable
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putting the gist back into logistics |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.27 04:13:00 -
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Warped 100KM off of an Outbreak gatecamp in Providence, saw a Machariel and a Sabre, and thought "There's no way they'd reach me before I can align and warp."
The medical technicians who activated my clone disagreed. 
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Whiners - Unite! | Posting and You
Tarminic - Forum Warfare Specialist. |
Tyleritus
The Coalition Of Buccaneers
Mercenary Services
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Posted - 2007.08.27 04:27:00 -
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Edited by: Tyleritus on 27/08/2007 04:27:09
Whilst in empire war, I accidently ECm's a gang mate who was not in my corp when i was meant to Remore Rep him at teh time I was also being Rep'd so me and a corp mate got WTFCONCORDEDBBQOMG
1 T2 Fitted Domi + 1 T2 Fitted Abbadon lost.
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Chucky
Confederation of Red Moon
Red Moon Federation
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Posted - 2007.08.27 05:00:00 -
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I filed a lost ship petition once, does that count?
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.08.27 06:04:00 -
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Tought that Amarr would be a nice race to train up when I was a total noob.
CCP giving "oomph" to Amarr's: Nerffing most of ships via Khanid Mk2. Enjoy your "oomphffs" people! :rolleyes:
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d026
THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS....
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.08.27 08:12:00 -
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my alt was remote repping my raven. unfortunately i also had a gun in highs and accidentaly shot my main (only 1 volley). my main had drones out.. so it seems they started to agress my remote repping scorp. lost both ships this evening:)
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Qui Shon
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Posted - 2007.08.27 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Major Stormer
Brought a shuttle for 86million ISK.
I still have the shuttle. Its on sale for 87mil if anyone is interested.
Heh, I thought my 9mil shuttle was bad, guess not. Cheap and valuable lesson it was.
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CaperPuts
Minmatar
Life. Universe. Everything.
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 08:29:00 -
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Not me, but someone in my corp spent roughly 2 billion ISK on EMP S on accident. It was overpriced by a few extra zeros each unit lol.
He was drunk.
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Ryan Scouse'UK
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.27 08:46:00 -
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Edited by: Ryan Scouse''UK on 27/08/2007 08:47:19
Was in a desty gang in my Cat dropped a can with ammo in it to test my dmg etc.. but another guy in gang also dropped a can, I locked & fired his can went pop in 0.5 by mistake, lost my CAT 3days after coming back to eve.. it seemed alot at the time, Pool noodle was the FC at the time 1.7months ago or sumthing like that =)
Sent a faction fitted prophecy into a level 2 mission twice.. & lost it dew to reading forums while goin AFK into a mission at 7am in the morning with no sleep ,
sold 50+ gist A-type mwds for 60m each when there worth 120m now :(
erm am sure there sumthing else.
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.27 08:47:00 -
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Originally by: Blythe Shaderunner
I set up an escro of 80m worth of minerals as well as the covetor meant to go to my alt but forgot to make it a private escro....
I did that with three megathrons once. Still hurts my ego when i think of it.
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My Grandad
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Posted - 2007.08.27 09:00:00 -
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Fell asleep shooting a pos, woke up with my Dread at half structure.
Thought that being in a gang meant I could shoot someone in high sec and lost my Thorax.
Bought a BM off escrow for a 5/10 "hidden" plex and warped my brand new Deimos into a POS.
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di Medici
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.27 10:08:00 -
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Well, i was cruising through low-sec the other day looking for a gank. My mom called and i was chatting with her while i was looking for target. I jump through a gate and spot 2 hulks on scanner. Yes! couldnt believe my luck. i quickly scanned them down and warped to the belt. I engage one of the hulks and suddenly concord pwns me. Yeah, i hadnt noticed that i jumped into high sec empire. Lost a fully t2 fitted raven ^^
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Miki Fin
Gallente
Independant Union of Rangers
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Posted - 2007.08.27 10:10:00 -
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I read the eve-o forums looking for mature opinions.
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AuroraStar
RennTech
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 10:12:00 -
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This one time, at band camp...
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