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Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
784
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:41:00 -
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Thorn Galen wrote:There's a link on the Something Awful forums to the full and proper process for applying to Goonswarm. Any deviation from that established process and you're simply asking to be scammed. You first have to be a paying member on SA Forums as well, just btw.
hmm, what do you smoke?
Please try to get some more information on the internet about space ships scum, space ships silly peoples, deviation and funny stuff alike ^^ You'll see by yourself, like I did after some serious researching it's not that serious stuff 
All I can tell you is that someone got scammed with this "propaganda" but once you know it it's funny.
Quote:There is no other way, it's via the SA forums or nothing, unless The Mittens himself holds your hand through the process.
I know, I've read through it several times, there is no way you should be scammed the way you have been if you had followed the proper recruitment procedure. Perhaps some research into it before jumping-in should have been done ?
o/
Sry but nothing of what you just said here is true, and you should know by now I will not hesitate to send some gravel/baseball bat on no matter the goons if it's just some crap individual, and unfortunately for their reputations they have far too much racism/slaver fans, but there are some really awesome people in too with you can have good and serious discussions and even "honorable" internet spaceship fights.
This is a good start for whatever you want to have as opinion
As you can see a quick research doesn't need you to be Harvard graduated
Man I'm doing their fracking job... fracking goons ! |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
325
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Posted - 2012.01.19 01:51:00 -
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OH NOES!!!!!! THEY ARE EATING HER, then they gonna EAT ME!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!
What is this 2006 all over again? 
What's next, PLIGHT OF THE CAREBEAR repost?
Lemme skip that phase and see if we skip to Carrier nerf whine, The Templar, A fighter used by Amarr carriers, MY RAVEN WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING , Because of Falcon, NERF NANO, and ... oh wait ... man EVE really goes in cycles
I think I have been here too long 
If Jenny Posts here too I'm eating a whole apple pie.
Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco:
http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
22
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Posted - 2012.01.19 04:09:00 -
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Andski wrote:Kaylyis wrote:Joining goons: Prove you can troll eve.
train covert ops bombers
Train bomb launchers.
Scribble resume on bomb in crayon
find goonswarm blob
Fire.
They will receive your resume and act upon it post haste.
Enjoy the fruits of your victory. snot shot's been trying to get into goonwaffe that way, it hasn't worked ((
With a name like snot shot? I do understand that GSF has standards. |
Mars Theran
EVE Rogues
EVE Rogues Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.01.19 05:27:00 -
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Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that. |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
22
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Posted - 2012.01.19 06:00:00 -
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Mars Theran wrote:Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that.
Somehow I doubt even the Goons are willing to play with RL fraud and felony theft charges by emptying out your bank account.
I am willing to attibute trollish, and assholish shenanigans to them, but not outright Real-life stupidity or criminal conduct. But there's always the chance I'm wrong there.
However if you're stupid enough to pay for access to a forum? That's your call.
That's the legit way to scam right there kiddies. charge for exclusive access to something that's functionally useless to you. |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1586
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Posted - 2012.01.19 06:13:00 -
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Mars Theran wrote:Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that.
because everyone in something awful, a forum with 160,000 registered users, plays eve online |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1586
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Posted - 2012.01.19 06:15:00 -
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Kaylyis wrote:Andski wrote:Kaylyis wrote:Joining goons: Prove you can troll eve.
train covert ops bombers
Train bomb launchers.
Scribble resume on bomb in crayon
find goonswarm blob
Fire.
They will receive your resume and act upon it post haste.
Enjoy the fruits of your victory. snot shot's been trying to get into goonwaffe that way, it hasn't worked (( With a name like snot shot? I do understand that GSF has standards.
Thereisnogod PurePwnage
xXxSePhIrOtHSSJ420xXx W33D4LYFE
both of these are mains (or spies w/e) |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
23
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Posted - 2012.01.19 06:52:00 -
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I was making a joke. |
Mars Theran
EVE Rogues
EVE Rogues Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.01.19 07:03:00 -
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Andski wrote:Mars Theran wrote:Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that. because everyone in something awful, a forum with 160,000 registered users, plays eve online
I take it that's the excuse to charge 9.95, potentially +9.95 for platinum membership for a total of ~$20 to be a forum member. I understand exclusivity of the forums, but $20? Let's see: 160,000*min. $9.95 = $1'592'000.00 = Someone is getting rich of you poor saps. |
Alticus C Bear
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2012.01.19 07:06:00 -
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Seems a bit odd
Is it just me or was the OP character just sold and transferred.
I smell troll doings. |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
24
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Posted - 2012.01.19 07:07:00 -
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Mars Theran wrote:Andski wrote:Mars Theran wrote:Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that. because everyone in something awful, a forum with 160,000 registered users, plays eve online I take it that's the excuse to charge 9.95, potentially +9.95 for platinum membership for a total of ~$20 to be a forum member. I understand exclusivity of the forums, but $20? Let's see: 160,000*min. $9.95 = $1'592'000.00 = Someone is getting rich of you poor saps.
**** me, i wish I'd thought of that first. |
JC Anderson
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
161
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Posted - 2012.01.19 07:26:00 -
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Heh.... I was browsing through the general forum and saw the title of this thread.
Before I even clicked on it, I said to myself "Goons". |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
Reckless Ambition
149
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Posted - 2012.01.19 08:50:00 -
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I smell troll:
ISK 1.4bn is an awful lot of money for a true beginner in this game 
NO to Drake and Tier 2 Battlecruiser nerfs.
NO to Alliances in Faction Warfare
NO to "wormhole mass-stabilisers."
**** NO to the cancers that are sov-nullsec Alliances metastasising throughout EVE! |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
24
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Posted - 2012.01.19 09:30:00 -
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Lyrrashae wrote:I smell troll: ISK 1.4bn is an awful lot of money for a true beginner in this game
that's two game time codes or four plex. Even a newbie can find the stuff for that while setting up an EVE account on the main site. |
Ai Shun
144
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Posted - 2012.01.19 10:36:00 -
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Kaylyis wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:I smell troll: ISK 1.4bn is an awful lot of money for a true beginner in this game that's two game time codes or four plex. Even a newbie can find the stuff for that while setting up an EVE account on the main site.
On the 4 PLEX thing; good point - it's only what - $80? Quite feasible; but then they'd have to know how the market works, how much PLEX are selling for, what PLEX are (And there are players that have played a long time that doesn't understand where a PLEX comes from ... )
Fortunately the OP has been active since early 2008? So definitely not a newbie, just blind to New Eden. Or maybe just logged in for the first time in 4 years yesterday.
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Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
24
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Posted - 2012.01.19 10:39:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:Kaylyis wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:I smell troll: ISK 1.4bn is an awful lot of money for a true beginner in this game that's two game time codes or four plex. Even a newbie can find the stuff for that while setting up an EVE account on the main site. On the 4 PLEX thing; good point - it's only what - $80? Quite feasible; but then they'd have to know how the market works, how much PLEX are selling for, what PLEX are (And there are players that have played a long time that doesn't understand where a PLEX comes from ... ) Fortunately the OP has been active since early 2008? So definitely not a newbie, just blind to New Eden. Or maybe just logged in for the first time in 4 years yesterday.
2 60 day game time codes is about 60 bucks and are currently selling via secure transaction for 850 million isk apiece. or they were last I checked. |
Dbars Grinding
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
335
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Posted - 2012.01.19 10:53:00 -
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lolersnakesonabike. Every time i see a recruiter for a corp ask for a interview and full api i die a little on the inside. |
Alphaphi
Lost Society
Get Off My Lawn
8
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Posted - 2012.01.19 11:11:00 -
[108] - Quote
https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe
Direct from the goons website, you should read their stuff through before even considering joining any major 0.0 alliance....
and it is written in such way that you CAN'T miss it.
You kindda asked for it yourself.-¿
and i mean really, you got asked by the goons to join them.... everyone knows that the goons are trying to ruin YOUR eve. |
000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
0
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Posted - 2012.01.19 12:27:00 -
[109] - Quote
It happened before... goonies are well known for these pranks!
If a corp/alliance actually asks u for iskies, then don't join... just... don't mkay? |
Gerald Taric
F-H Schwerindustrie und Sicherheit
KRAUTZ-FEDERATION
28
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Posted - 2012.01.19 16:21:00 -
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Dbars Grinding wrote:Every time i see a recruiter for a corp ask for a interview and full api i die a little on the inside.
An interview seems legitimately to me, as this is only a conversation in order to determine, if you would fit into the corp; to introduce each other. No harm will be done here.
A full API key demand however is something to worry about (insight into foreign emails). |
Ocih
Space Mermaids
61
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Posted - 2012.01.19 16:27:00 -
[111] - Quote
If it's true, CCP made $45, goons got thier lulz, another member of the human race hates EVE Online.
If it isn't. Troll thread number 2 million for the record. |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1589
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Posted - 2012.01.19 16:30:00 -
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Mars Theran wrote:Andski wrote:Mars Theran wrote:Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that. because everyone in something awful, a forum with 160,000 registered users, plays eve online I take it that's the excuse to charge 9.95, potentially +9.95 for platinum membership for a total of ~$20 to be a forum member. I understand exclusivity of the forums, but $20? Let's see: 160,000*min. $9.95 = $1'592'000.00 = Someone is getting rich of you poor saps.
you're dumb if you really think SA is a gaming community at all
oh and guess what you pay $15/mo to play eve online lawl |
Tyler Clinton
Marketing Corp
State Of Union Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.01.19 20:55:00 -
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i just got scammed with this but only on a lesser value meaning 249 million isk. i feel stupid for not reading this first.. thank you for posting this for all like me. |
quickshot89
No trouble in the midst
STR8NGE BREW
9
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Posted - 2012.01.19 20:57:00 -
[114] - Quote
@ OP
Welcome to EvE |
Klandi
Consortium of stella Technologies
43
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Posted - 2012.01.19 21:44:00 -
[115] - Quote
I really hope more ppl come to the forums and read your of experience, so they can then say "I should have taken notice of that persons situation" before they get scammed with this well advertised and well known scam.
What gets me though is that people don't do anything when the first or second "alarm bell" goes off - that does not compute
I am aware of my own ignorance and have checked my emotional quotient - thanks for asking |
Tyler Clinton
Marketing Corp
State Of Union Alliance
0
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Posted - 2012.01.19 21:53:00 -
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i juat thought hmm 3.2 thousand have done it i guess it cant be a scam D: |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
Reckless Ambition
155
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Posted - 2012.01.20 07:08:00 -
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Kaylyis wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:I smell troll: ISK 1.4bn is an awful lot of money for a true beginner in this game that's two game time codes or four plex. Even a newbie can find the stuff for that while setting up an EVE account on the main site.
Do most true beginners know about PLEX, though? Granted, this is anecdotal, but I and most I started the game with didn't know about GTC-for-PLEX for at least a few months--mind you, if memory serves, the accounts-management page was a bit different/less-intuitive then, too...
NO to Drake and Tier 2 Battlecruiser nerfs.
NO to Alliances in Faction Warfare
NO to "wormhole mass-stabilisers."
**** NO to the cancers that are sov-nullsec Alliances metastasising throughout EVE! |
Lord Mandelor
Consolidated Holdings
War Ensemble.
108
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Posted - 2012.01.20 07:37:00 -
[118] - Quote
I thought of the Goons when I saw the topic, and I was not disappointed.
It's the gift that keeps on giving!
ConHo Daily: http://conhodaily.blogspot.com
Stories ranging from midgets inside your Damage Control to drones becoming self-aware. |
Karadion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
325
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Posted - 2012.01.20 15:01:00 -
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Mars Theran wrote:Andski wrote:Mars Theran wrote:Got a 20 on that Aspergers test; guess I'm not fit for the Goonswarm Offensive Logistics.
..that's a joke by btw. Honestly, $9.95 just to register for the forums, and the Goons want people to pay online with CC or something. Yeah, right; like I'd do that. because everyone in something awful, a forum with 160,000 registered users, plays eve online I take it that's the excuse to charge 9.95, potentially +9.95 for platinum membership for a total of ~$20 to be a forum member. I understand exclusivity of the forums, but $20? Let's see: 160,000*min. $9.95 = $1'592'000.00 = Someone is getting rich of you poor saps.
Because we work so hard for Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka to help him make money for no damn reason other than out of the goodness of our hearts. Any idiot can register for Something Awful (which it's a good deal anyways. Paying to be in a community with less idiots. Then again that's not true). |
Tore Vest
Vikinghall
138
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Posted - 2012.01.20 15:08:00 -
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Everyone that want to join goonswarm deserves to be ganked/scamed...
So...
I suport this recruitment scam  |
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