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GPerson
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.09.08 00:55:00 -
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This thread would have been more relevant if you just randomly slapped your keyboard. 'Least then we could laugh at you for being drunk. 
~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~ I highly recommend drunken posting. This sig has been unhighjacked since 2005. |

Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.09.08 01:14:00 -
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haven't been to a party in a while, but i can hold alot of vodka.
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jnb
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:05:00 -
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Originally by: Shi Lang I have no problem against BoB, them getting devs to give them t2 BPO's doesn't concern me, BoB fighting massive wars with alliances of alliances only drives up the prices so I make money by them ganking being ganked, however I do know that many people do to one hilarious degree or another have a vendetta so i discovered an auto complaint generator and decided to have some fun, people think BoB are criminals, its arguable it can go in this forum, so you can stay in the thread and whine proving your newbs, or you can away and play with your dolls like nice girls.
And the winner of the longest sentence in history is....  ---------------------------------------------- Hulk Combat - When Carebears Attack! |

Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:17:00 -
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when I'm paid to be grammatically correct in a forum, I'll pull up word and spell check it.
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Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.09.08 02:18:00 -
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also Hemmingly, famous author wrote an entire book with only 3 sentences.
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Lord Zoran
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.09.08 10:42:00 -
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i looked at the huge blocks of paragraphs and cried --------------------------------------------- no sig for you !!!
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Corvois
Caldari Coalition of Nations Mass Destruction.
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Posted - 2007.09.08 11:09:00 -
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Can someone sum it up in a sentance? All i was getting was "BOB blah blah random text"
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T'Renn
Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.08 11:26:00 -
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Nadjar
rotten rogues
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Posted - 2007.09.08 11:40:00 -
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I hope that was autogenerated somehow because if not, you're a bit odd.
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Ezy Dyo
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Posted - 2007.09.08 12:36:00 -
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BOB (born July 6, 1946) is the forty-third and current President of the United States of America. Originally inaugurated on January 20, 2001. BOB was elected president in the 2000 presidential election and re-elected in the 2004 presidential election. He previously served as the forty-sixth Governor of Texas from 1995 to 2000, and is the eldest son of former United States president BOB H. W. BOB.
Following college, BOB worked in his family's oil businesses before making an unsuccessful run for the U.S. House of Representatives in 1978. He later co-owned the Texas Rangers baseball team before returning to politics in a campaign for Governor of Texas. He defeated Ann Richards and was elected Governor of Texas in 1994. BOB won the presidency in 2000 as the Republican candidate in a close and controversial contest, in which he lost the nationwide popular vote, but won the electoral vote.
As president, BOB pushed through a $1.3 trillion tax cut program and the No Child Left Behind Act. In October 2001, after the attacks on September 11, 2001, BOB announced a global War on Terrorism and ordered an invasion of Afghanistan to overthrow the Taliban, destroy Al-Qaeda, and to capture ***** bin Laden. In March 2003, BOB ordered the invasion of Iraq, asserting that Iraq was in violation of UN Security Council Resolution 1441 and that the war was necessary for the protection of the United States.[1][2]
Running as a self-described "war president" in the midst of the Iraq War,[3] BOB was re-elected in 2004;[4] his presidential campaign against Senator John Kerry was successful despite controversy over BOB's prosecution of the Iraq War and his handling of the economy.[5][6] After his re-election, BOB received increasingly heated criticism. His domestic approval has declined from 90 percent (the highest ever recorded by The Gallup Organization) immediately after the September 11, 2001 attacks to a low of 26 percent (in a Newsweek poll taken in June 2007),[7] the lowest level for any sitting president in 35 years. Only Harry Truman and Richard Nixon scored lower.[8]

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ViolenTUK
Gallente Vindicated Exiles 3asy Company
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Posted - 2007.09.08 14:19:00 -
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No-one has time to read a thread like that. I didnt read it.
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Static Scream
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Posted - 2007.09.08 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Shi Lang This one is not: Many people are convinced that Band of Brothers's double standards have a devastating effect on the poor, the sick, and the elderly.
Dude, wtf, your thread is irrelevant, completely pointless, and you use of long words does not actually make you sound any smarter, this sentence for example shows that the writer is most likely a 12 year old, not getting enough attention so decides to write a long random bs post, and hope that no one reads it and will be like "Woheyy, we love you!!!111" you write long ass posts about nothing
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Kyozoku
Mutiny.
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Posted - 2007.09.08 17:51:00 -
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∧∧ ( ಠ_ಠ) う~TL;DR. ⊂ つ (つ ノ (ノ |

Celvice Klein
The Hand Trade Alliance FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.09 00:56:00 -
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Posting in the 2nd page of an un-epic thread.
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Spitzerr
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.09.09 01:19:00 -
[45]
****! who gives a **** bout bob anyway? _______________________________________________
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Steve Hawkings
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Posted - 2007.09.09 01:21:00 -
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Wall of text perfectly strikes you wrecking for 8679286.
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Devian 666
Sectoid Technologies
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Posted - 2007.09.09 04:43:00 -
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Originally by: Niobe Don't mean to sound rude, In short what did he say?
Ahem here's the concluding sentance "Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: I'm truly bewildered by the flippant nature of Band of Brothers's memoirs."
The auto complaint generator takes BoBs memoirs to task.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Most people have missed the point that this is Mobsters Online and that carebears are at the bottom of the foodchain. |

Galan Amarias
Amarr Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.09 07:37:00 -
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I am nearly ashamed I read that wall o text critically. I was curious if ut actually said anything. And yeah, it's an injunction against the memiors of bob. So far as I know they haven't published one..
Anyway it did remind me of a funy story, happened back in California not too long ago. Berkly of I recall, but I could be wrong there.
At any rate, police found several SUV (small trucks that look like stationwagons for those of you blessed not to have to dodge them on the highway) flamed out with obscure mathmatical grafitti.
The arsonist believed that their supirior intelicet would bewilder the hapless police with mathmatical puzzles they could never hope to comprehend.
Sadly there were only three students in Berkley who would have access to those mathmatical equations, and only one of those belonged to ELF. (ELF is PETA's terorist wing for those of you blessed not to have to deal with the nut cases)
In short order a pompous ass tried to act supirior and landed himself in prison.
Reminded me of our OP. With his mighty forrum trolling mojo.
Oh and as an aside, the story above hasn't been fact checked so I may be off on a few details. Still the main point, pompous ass gets self imprisioned for agregious stupidity is accurate.
-Galan
Oh and your EVE lawyers idea was stupid too. Gotta have laws to have lawyers.
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Marisal
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Posted - 2007.09.09 10:17:00 -
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I look at that impression of "I don't like BOB" WAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHH "Actually im jealous of BoB and want to have their babies"
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2007.09.09 10:19:00 -
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Originally by: Shi Lang also Hemmingly, famous author wrote an entire book with only 3 sentences.
Hemmingly
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty.
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Devian 666
Sectoid Technologies
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Posted - 2007.09.09 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Wind Ictiva
Originally by: Shi Lang also Hemmingly, famous author wrote an entire book with only 3 sentences.
Hemmingly
The OP's gardener who ran away to Australia with his lover.... which is a goat.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Most people have missed the point that this is Mobsters Online and that carebears are at the bottom of the foodchain. |

Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: Galan Amarias I am nearly ashamed I read that wall o text critically. I was curious if ut actually said anything. And yeah, it's an injunction against the memiors of bob. So far as I know they haven't published one..
Anyway it did remind me of a funy story, happened back in California not too long ago. Berkly of I recall, but I could be wrong there.
At any rate, police found several SUV (small trucks that look like stationwagons for those of you blessed not to have to dodge them on the highway) flamed out with obscure mathmatical grafitti.
The arsonist believed that their supirior intelicet would bewilder the hapless police with mathmatical puzzles they could never hope to comprehend.
Sadly there were only three students in Berkley who would have access to those mathmatical equations, and only one of those belonged to ELF. (ELF is PETA's terorist wing for those of you blessed not to have to deal with the nut cases)
In short order a pompous ass tried to act supirior and landed himself in prison.
Reminded me of our OP. With his mighty forrum trolling mojo.
Oh and as an aside, the story above hasn't been fact checked so I may be off on a few details. Still the main point, pompous ass gets self imprisioned for agregious stupidity is accurate.
-Galan
Oh and your EVE lawyers idea was stupid too. Gotta have laws to have lawyers.
Your the perfect example of a stupid forum troll, firstly my thread is not an actual complaint against BoB, it was me merely remarking how funny a random complaint generator can be and using BoB as the example.
Secondly, it is "superior" not 'supirior' and it is "forum", not "forrum", "intellect" not "intelicet" use a spell checker before playing with the big boys.
The fact that few if any people seem to take any of my idea threads critically or offer suggestions but instead criticize it all to hell and insult the OP is really telling just how brain dead this forum actual is, your afraid of even the smallest change and keep threatening CCP about leaving if they nerf pirates x% more, well when you leave contract me your stuff.
This thread doesn't even involve the other threads, and yet for some reason you bring it up, your basically the perfect example of what being a troll in reality is, and in finality your story doesn't even make sense nor is it actually relevant to this thread, because I am not trying to pretend to be smarter or know more, I don't have to type long walls of text to do so, merely you posting here demonstrates what true stupidity is just fine.
The purpose of this thread is to laugh at the mere existence of a complaint generator, to poke fun at those who continuously rant against BoB, and of course against single, living at home with their parents trolls with no life because they have nothing better to do then grief other people in their threads.
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Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:30:00 -
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And yes, it is Hemingway.
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Welshdog
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.09.09 20:46:00 -
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I don't want to be rude or disrespectful, and I definitely don't want to start an argument, but Shi Lang's goons operate secretly so as not to excite suspicion. One of his objectives is to stop Band of Brothers at the gate. Although we can occasionally tie the retailers of pharisaical new claims to older fabrications, there is unfortunately no shortage of new rumor. Whenever Shi Lang tries to pollute the great canon of English literature with references to his nerdy epithets, so do cranky utopians. Similarly, whenever he attempts to call for a return to that which wasn't particularly good in the first place, negligent, rotten prophets of defeatism typically attempt the same. I do not seek to draw any causal scheme from these correlations. I mention them only because our battle with him is a battle between spiritualism and clericalism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that we must stop Shi Lang's encroachments on our heritage. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to speak up and speak out against him. You must be the one to shine a light on Shi Lang's efforts to bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive. And you must inform your fellow man that I know some jealous rotters who believe they once overheard Shi Lang say, "I want to undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of superficial conspiracies quicker than you can double-check the spelling of 'anthropomorphical'". That's just a fancy way of saying that Shi Lang cannot be reformed. That's clear. But Shi Lang loves getting up in front of people and telling them that we should avoid personal responsibility. He then boasts about how he'll turn us into easy prey for logorrheic four-flushers in a matter of days. It's all part of the media spectacle that is Shi Lang. Of course, he soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, Shi Lang would not hesitate to take control of a nation and suck it dry if he felt he could benefit from doing so.
Shi Lang says that he has been robbed of all he does not possess. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie. Never have I seen such a gross error in judgment as his decision to lure the incontinent into his club. His occasional demonstrations of benevolence are not genuine. Nor are Shi Lang's promises. In fact, the reason he wants to rip apart causes that others feel strongly about is that he's utterly ignorant. If you believe you have another explanation for his anal-retentive behavior, then please write and tell me about it. A great many of us don't want Shi Lang to expose and neutralize his enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his discourteous teachings.
Be honest; can you in any way believe Shi Lang's claim that the moon is made of green cheese? I cannot, mainly because there are some abusive creeps who are spineless. There are also some who are polyloquent. Which category does Shi Lang fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both". It strikes me as amusing that he complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! Shi Lang does nothing but complain. Here's the heart of the matter: His claim that it's okay to suppress controversy and debate is factually unsupported and politically motivated. The moral of the story: Mr. Shi Lang, who is astonishingly adroit at twisting words, has been able to convince scores of people that onanism is the key to world peace.

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sov68n
Caldari Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.09 21:32:00 -
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I lol'ed..... hard...
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Shi Lang
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Posted - 2007.09.09 21:34:00 -
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Nice :) 
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Galan Amarias
Amarr Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.10 07:42:00 -
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Originally by: Shi Lang
Originally by: Galan Amarias ...
Your the perfect example of a stupid forum troll, firstly my thread is not an actual complaint against BoB, it was me merely remarking how funny a random complaint generator can be and using BoB as the example. [/q] Actually it was just a big, nearly undecipherable, wall of text. You didn't claim to be making a joke till people started flaming you.
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Secondly, it is "superior" not 'supirior' and it is "forum", not "forrum", "intellect" not "intelicet" use a spell checker before playing with the big boys. [/q] Nah, I stick with proper grammar and the best spelling I can manage quickly. You aren't worth the time for me to dump this into word and attacking my spelling does not invalidate my ideas. It's just a weak form of the very pompous stupidity my story highlighted. [q] The fact that few if any people seem to take any of my idea threads critically or offer suggestions but instead criticize it all to hell and insult the OP is really telling just how brain dead this forum actual is, your afraid of even the smallest change and keep threatening CCP about leaving if they nerf pirates x% more, well when you leave contract me your stuff. [/q] Good ideas I debate, but I've seen you "debate" and it's pure emotion. You don't offer logical reposts. You belittle your agressers. You've made several personal attacks on me in this post alone. That type of response indicates that I have made you feel threatened; and I didn't even raise my voice.
As for that drivle about change, we adapt. Always will.
[q] This thread doesn't even involve the other threads, and yet for some reason you bring it up, your basically the perfect example of what being a troll in reality is, and in finality your story doesn't even make sense nor is it actually relevant to this thread, because I am not trying to pretend to be smarter or know more, I don't have to type long walls of text to do so, merely you posting here demonstrates what true stupidity is just fine. [/q] Caling me stupid isn't the same as prooving I'm stupid. Still the above sentence begs a few excerpts. In "reality" and with "finality" you have not actually said anything substansive above. You claim that I am a troll and stupid but you speak as though these assertations are self evident. I assure you they are not. [q] The purpose of this thread is to laugh at the mere existence of a complaint generator, to poke fun at those who continuously rant against BoB, and of course against single, living at home with their parents trolls with no life because they have nothing better to do then grief other people in their threads.
Here it looks as though some of those calling you out have drawn blood. The puropse of this thread was pompus spam; until you were called on it when it was translated for those w/o the time or inclination to read it. Then you went off about the funny complaint generator you found. Ok yay you found a funny complaint generator. Anyone who tried to use that program seriously should be laughed off the planet. It's worthless. If you really ment to show us all how funy it was the title of yoru post would have been "Hilarious complaint generator for those of you still whining about BoB.
Incedentally I don't see a whole lot of BoB complaints here in C&P why didn't you post in GD?
As for bringing your other ideas into question the only one I've seen, or read I suppose, would be that nonsense about lawyers. I found it on a break at work but sadly by the time I got home others had already shot you to ribbions and there was no point repeating them.
As for intelectual debate, lets remember simply saying I am wrong, or dumb, or living in my parrents basement alone with my tragic lack of self esteem and a bin of cake frosting, isn't actually a refutation. It's just pompous name calling and should be beneath you if you are generally the intelectual you so desperately want to be seen as.
-Galan
The answer to empire ganking
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Galan Amarias
Amarr Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.10 07:48:00 -
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Edited by: Galan Amarias on 10/09/2007 07:50:58
Originally by: Shi Lang
Originally by: Galan Amarias ...
Your the perfect example of a stupid forum troll, firstly my thread is....
Actually it was just a big, nearly undecipherable, wall of text. You didn't claim to be making a joke till people started flaming you.
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Secondly, it is "superior" not 'supirior' and it is "forum", not "forrum", "intellect" not "intelicet" use a spell checker before playing with the big boys.
Nah, I stick with proper grammar and the best spelling I can manage quickly. You aren't worth the time for me to dump this into word and attacking my spelling does not invalidate my ideas. It's just a weak form of the very pompous stupidity my story highlighted.
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The fact that few if any people seem to take any of my idea threads critically or offer suggestions but instead criticize it all to hell and insult the OP is really telling just how brain dead this forum actual is, your afraid of even the smallest change and keep threatening CCP about leaving if they nerf pirates x% more, well when you leave contract me your stuff.
Good ideas I debate, but I've seen you "debate" and it's pure emotion. You don't offer logical reposts. You belittle your agressers. You've made several personal attacks on me in this post alone. That type of response indicates that I have made you feel threatened; and I didn't even raise my voice.
As for that drivle about change, we adapt. Always will.
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This thread doesn't even involve the other threads, and yet for some reason you bring it up, your basically the perfect example of what being a troll in reality is, and in finality your story doesn't even make sense nor is it actually relevant to this thread, because I am not trying to pretend to be smarter or know more, I don't have to type long walls of text to do so, merely you posting here demonstrates what true stupidity is just fine.
Caling me stupid isn't the same as prooving I'm stupid. Still the above sentence begs a few excerpts. In "reality" and with "finality" you have not actually said anything substansive above. You claim that I am a troll and stupid but you speak as though these assertations are self evident. I assure you they are not.
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The purpose of this thread is to laugh at the mere existence of a complaint generator, to poke fun at those who continuously rant against BoB, and of course against single, living at home with their parents trolls with no life because they have nothing better to do then grief other people in their threads.
Here it looks as though some of those calling you out have drawn blood. The puropse of this thread was pompus spam; until you were called on it when it was translated for those w/o the time or inclination to read it. Then you went off about the funny complaint generator you found. Ok yay you found a funny complaint generator. Anyone who tried to use that program seriously should be laughed off the planet. It's worthless. If you really ment to show us all how funy it was the title of yoru post would have been "Hilarious complaint generator for those of you still whining about BoB.
Incedentally I don't see a whole lot of BoB complaints here in C&P why didn't you post in GD?
As for bringing your other ideas into question the only one I've seen, or read I suppose, would be that nonsense about lawyers. I found it on a break at work but sadly by the time I got home others had already shot you to ribbions and there was no point repeating them.
As for intelectual debate, lets remember simply saying I am wrong, or dumb, or living in my parrents basement alone with my tragic lack of self esteem and a bin of cake frosting, isn't actually a refutation. It's just pompous name calling and should be beneath you if you are generally the intelectual you so desperately want to be seen as.
-Galan.
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Galan Amarias
Amarr Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.10 07:49:00 -
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Darn character limit.
My apologies for cropping your first reply. I needed the chars to get the quotes straight. For any of the rest of you who actually care it's just over my response. He called me "Dumb".
-Galan
The answer to empire ganking |

Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.09.10 08:04:00 -
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Galan Amarias 1
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"Where are you guys going in your battleships?" "We are going to camp in Amamake; kill 500 carebears and 1 NPC" "Why are you gonna kill an NPC?" "See, nobody cares about the carebears!" [BEES] |
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