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Auuroa
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Posted - 2007.09.28 01:26:00 -
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So this is probably one of the last places I should be asking for help, but since no one here knows me I feel less silly. Anyway so my problem in a nutshell is that I'm a chicken **** or at least I've been told.
All I know about the girl is that her name is Katie, and I found that out once when I happened to bump into her while going to class so its all I was able to get. I see her maybe once a week randomly at the college cafeteria, so its kinda unpredictable when I get a chance to talk with her. See its like a high school crush which is kinda annoying but fun I guess. Again Its kinda random when I get a chance to see the girl since its only in the cafeteria and when ever I do catch her shes with other people and thats where me being a chicken **** comes into play.
I want to talk with her but her being with friends makes my balls hide and I lose any courage I had. So what I'm asking from you guys is any advice on this kinda predicament or even a 1 liner that I could use. I just need something that will give me the balls to go over and talk. Its all I need
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DarkMatter
Sintered Sanity
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Posted - 2007.09.28 01:33:00 -
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Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.28 01:40:00 -
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Totally agreed ^
As cliche'd as it sounds, just be yourself - girls will see right through any attempt you make at acting cool or slick. Just be sincere, and if she rejects you, then no one-liner would have done any good anyway.
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Daelorn
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.09.28 02:28:00 -
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All I can say is, you're human, and so is she, if a person would ask you out sometime to get to know you, would you say yes? (Unless they were a total creep of course) Well she would most likely say yes too. Don't be an *******, be nice, tell her you see her once in a while and wanted to ask her out to get to know her. Oh, don't be annoying.
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Sooplex
Amarr toxicology
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Posted - 2007.09.28 03:35:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
This.
Or try this...walk up to her with a ghetto blaster playing a Barry White tune, slick your hair back and use a felt tip pen to draw a tash on your top lip (a big bushy one works best I've found), don't use her given name - you don't need it, always refer to her as "Baby"...try and sound like Barry if you can. Take control, dominate her, tell her what you want...before you know it you will be spraying her with territorial juice.
Erm...actually...just do what Darkmatter said...
safer.
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InFlames Beyond
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Posted - 2007.09.28 03:57:00 -
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Just be confident, and dont be afriad of rejection. If shes not into you, just brush your shoulders off and move on, no big deal. Plenty of girls out there, and your in college damnit have fun!
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.28 04:27:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
ok I gave it a shot but chickened out as she burst into laughter as I said your name here 
1987.08.31 00:29:09 Combat Your Smooth Criminal perfectly strikes Annie, wrecking for A Crescendo. |

Rialtor
Amarr Yarrrateers Mass Destruction.
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Posted - 2007.09.28 07:53:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme
Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
ok I gave it a shot but chickened out as she burst into laughter as I said your name here 
Are you serious? wow talk about stuck up. Don't worry about being a chicken, you're not the only one, but instead of being brave I ere on the side of chicken-ness :).
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Mr Jay
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.28 09:13:00 -
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Confidence = win. -----
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Cornucopian
Gallente Orias Fringe Enterprises United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.28 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do:
See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself.
Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime.
If she says yes, ask her for a number.
If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her.
Be polite, be yourself.
Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner...
Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you.
You have nads for a reason, use them!
QFT. ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Ealiom
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.28 10:42:00 -
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When you do talk to her does she respond to you.
What I mean is does she give of those signals. If you can feel that she is then just ask her, but keep it light. Dont be so uptight, stressed and serious. If she is not giving you any signals then step well back. If you REALLY like her then continue to talk to her maybe 'maybe' you may say or do something that will make her look at you differently.
But my experience is that if she does not respond to you now she never will. It sounds to me like it is a bust but then that may be just your insecurities coming through when you recount what happened.
Oh and never ask her out in front of her friends. Doomed to failure.
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DarkMatter
Sintered Sanity
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Posted - 2007.09.28 10:47:00 -
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Quote: Oh and never ask her out in front of her friends. Doomed to failure.
Why?
I don't think so...
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Ealiom
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.28 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter
Quote: Oh and never ask her out in front of her friends. Doomed to failure.
Why?
I don't think so...
He does not know what type of person she is. She maybe the self conscious type. She may think that her friends would be judging this potential suitor. She may get embaressed then defensive.
I can think of lots of reasons why asking her in front of her friends is a bad move and I cant think of any that say asking her out when they are alone together is bad.
It's all in how he approaches the situation, he doesn't sound like the most confident guy so why put him in the position that requires the most confidence!
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Asestorian
Minmatar Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.09.28 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme ok I gave it a shot but chickened out as she burst into laughter as I said your name here 
lulz
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ArmedSolid
Caldari Generals Of Destruction Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.09.28 11:02:00 -
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ooooohhh use this ,, hey honey do you like army game,s? how about i jump in that ditch over there and you blow the hell out of me !!!
success rate so far
,one one night stand ,
3 f*** of and die,s
and one flirt the vert phone number 
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DarkMatter
Sintered Sanity
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Posted - 2007.09.28 11:06:00 -
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Quote: It's all in how he approaches the situation, he doesn't sound like the most confident guy so why put him in the position that requires the most confidence!
That's how you gain confidence, by challeging yourself...
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Ealiom
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.28 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter
Quote: It's all in how he approaches the situation, he doesn't sound like the most confident guy so why put him in the position that requires the most confidence!
That's how you gain confidence, by challeging yourself...
Not really...your more likely to make the guy crumble in on himself. You gain confidence by extending your boundaries from the area you 'are' confident in. Taking someone out of that zone and throwing them into an alien or seemingly hostile environment wont make them confident it will more likely humiliate them.
Each to his/her own, we are not really in a position to give this guy advice anyway as we dont know the girl. For all we know she may look upon the ****y swaggering types as asscakes. She may well think there great.
In which cause this guys doomed because he isnt that guy!
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Boonaki
Caldari Knights of Chaos Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.09.28 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter Here's what you do: See her, walk up to her, introduce yourself. Say, Hi, my name is (your name here), if you're available to do so, I'd like to take you out for a coffee sometime. If she says yes, ask her for a number. If she says no, tell her you're sorry you bothered her. Be polite, be yourself. Don't try to think up some stupid ass one liner... Keep it simple, and don't let your balls hide on you. You have nads for a reason, use them!
Screw the dude above, here's what you do
Get blasted drunk, walk up to her and say "The best part about being drunk is there's two of you" Throw up on her, and then say "Wanna ****?"
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Rialtor
Amarr Yarrrateers Mass Destruction.
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Posted - 2007.09.28 14:34:00 -
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You could try learning some NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) techniques. :)
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:04:00 -
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just for the record my previous post was for comedy's sake only 
the girl I'm currently interested in is dating, so I am busy sabotaging her b/f anyway 
(in my defence, he is a racist, sexist pig and she has admitted to only dating him because he has a car )
1987.08.31 00:29:09 Combat Your Smooth Criminal perfectly strikes Annie, wrecking for A Crescendo. |

ry ry
StateCorp The State
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:06:00 -
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Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:06:04 edit. just.. no.
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ry ry
StateCorp The State
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme (in my defence, he is a racist, sexist pig and she has admitted to only dating him because he has a car )
which makes her quite the catch down at Rusty Meadows trailer park, i'm sure.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:08:00 -
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Originally by: ArmedSolid ooooohhh use this ,, hey honey do you like army game,s? how about i jump in that ditch over there and you blow the hell out of me !!!
success rate so far
,one one night stand ,
3 f*** of and die,s
and one flirt the vert phone number 
I prefer to roll with "Do you fancy a shag?" and when the answer is an indignant "No!", "Well, do you mind lying down while I have one then?".
Or there's the ever popular, "Fancy going halves on a bastard?".
Success rate... erm... not very high at all... about 0% in fact. 
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ry ry
StateCorp The State
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:09:00 -
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hold out a tissue and say..
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
never fails.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Tortun Nahme (in my defence, he is a racist, sexist pig and she has admitted to only dating him because he has a car )
which makes her quite the catch down at Rusty Meadows trailer park, i'm sure.
nah she thought he was a nice guy when she started dating him, she's just very lonely and wants a boyfriend so she feels valuable
1987.08.31 00:29:09 Combat Your Smooth Criminal perfectly strikes Annie, wrecking for A Crescendo. |

ry ry
StateCorp The State
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:11:00 -
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so she's insecure too? these are big flashing red lights, fella.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:13:00 -
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meh, I've seen the flashy lights, I can deal with the flashy lights, it's the head pounding sirens that bother me, and none of those are going off yet
she's also my neighbor and coworker 
1987.08.31 00:29:09 Combat Your Smooth Criminal perfectly strikes Annie, wrecking for A Crescendo. |

ry ry
StateCorp The State
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:14:00 -
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Edited by: ry ry on 28/09/2007 15:17:49
Originally by: Tortun Nahme she's also my neighbor and coworker 
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ry ry
StateCorp The State
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:20:00 -
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i'm calling shotgun on your stuff.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:21:00 -
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psssh the only thing I have worth keeping is the pc and its registered as a work pc so it doesn't get split anyway 
1987.08.31 00:29:09 Combat Your Smooth Criminal perfectly strikes Annie, wrecking for A Crescendo. |
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