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40 Cent
Tri Optimum
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2007.09.28 01:29:00 -
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Rules: post a Stupid Idea, more stupid then mine, and the winner will get one free tasty Quafe sponsored by me; waiting for you in Ec-p8r Freeport Tortuga :-D
ok let me start with this one:
A support Launcher module that is able to shoot a cargo container; like 160km in any direction. you could either use it as warp in; or supply your team with capbooster`s or ammo from distance.
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Garthran
Gallente
Peregrin Avionics
Division of Eden
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Posted - 2007.09.28 05:20:00 -
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A manipulative tractor beam that could be combined with your cargo container launcher... You lock the cargo container, activate the tractor, and use it to bash an enemy ship with the cargo container. The damage would be kinetic-type, and would be relative to the mass of the cargo in the container.
It'd be like a space-flail!
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Red Harvest
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Posted - 2007.09.28 07:05:00 -
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Remove Local?
I think thats a winner. 
Ok and now a stupid module idea:
- Warp Interdiction Generator
Gridwide warp disruptor with a 5min cycle time for an Interdictor BS (yeah like in StarWars).
Needs fuel o/c and works pretty much like the siege mode.
or how about:
- The Disco Module
Hi slot and activates ALL effect graphics (just the graphics) that can emanate from a ship.
The ship will look like its using all kinds of smarbombs, shieldbooster, shield hardener, armor hardener, armor repairer, sensor booster etc etc (you get the idea).
No real use but to annoy the hell out of anyone looking at it.
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Garthran
Gallente
Peregrin Avionics
Division of Eden
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Posted - 2007.09.28 08:20:00 -
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 Originally by: Red Harvest
Ok and now a stupid module idea:
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- The Disco Module
Hi slot and activates ALL effect graphics (just the graphics) that can emanate from a ship.
The ship will look like its using all kinds of smarbombs, shieldbooster, shield hardener, armor hardener, armor repairer, sensor booster etc etc (you get the idea).
No real use but to annoy the hell out of anyone looking at it.
This amused the hell out of me, simply because you named it "The Disco Module."
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Benn Helmsman
Caldari
Helmsman Engineering Company
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Posted - 2007.09.28 08:24:00 -
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Edited by: Benn Helmsman on 28/09/2007 08:24:19
put T2 BPOs in the game... oh wait...
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Jaketh Ivanes
Amarr
Do Or Die And Live Or Try
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Posted - 2007.09.28 08:34:00 -
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Safe high sec. 
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Kempeth
Gallente
Thunderbolts
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Posted - 2007.09.28 09:42:00 -
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Call CONCORD for help in a same-system combat mission.
Unfortunately I can't take credit for this idea: Linkage
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Capn Hack
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.28 14:00:00 -
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the ability to overpower the warp drive to increase ship speed in warp. to balance it out, there would have to be a chance for the ship to explode or overshoot its beacon by a very long way. dont all /sign at once now!
also, how about the ability to make ships out of substandard or scrap materials? theyd be cheap and flimsy, but theyd strike fear into anyone who might otherwise think to attack. think of it as putting a ferrari body on a lada.
to add to the realism of the game, too many sharp turns in space should cause fragile/volatile cargo to break, explode, shower the cargo hold in quafe, etc. make those janitors work for you!
ability to fire crew members of any ship just because you dont like their (randomly generated) name. they could apply for work on other peoples ships and then, if they see you again, start making their new ships weapons fire on full to smite you with their vengeance.. whether the new pilot wants them to or not :)
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Ellaine TashMurkon
CBC Interstellar
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Posted - 2007.09.28 14:31:00 -
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When walking in stations is implemented, stop working on spaceships and put all developer effort into clothes, dances and first person shooting :)
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Washell Olivaw
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Ellaine TashMurkon
When walking in stations is implemented, stop working on spaceships and put all developer effort into clothes, dances and first person shooting :)
Played Star Wars Galaxies much?
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Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
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Ellaine TashMurkon
CBC Interstellar
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Posted - 2007.09.28 15:32:00 -
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Never. I'm just trying to win this contest ;)
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Red Harvest
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Posted - 2007.09.28 16:06:00 -
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Originally by: Ellaine TashMurkon
Never. I'm just trying to win this contest ;)
The problem is, i a can actually see this comming.
Not the 1st person shooter part but the clothes + furniture will be comming for sure at some point.
Oh here is another good one:
The Auto-Logoff Module!
passiv module that logs you out instantly and automaticly whenever there is a pvp situation whithout that ugly aggression timer, no more getting ganked
It would be the ulimate module for all the peaceloving people in EVE. 
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Washell Olivaw
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Posted - 2007.09.28 16:48:00 -
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Originally by: Ellaine TashMurkon
Never. I'm just trying to win this contest ;)
Well, SWG started out without space. Added it, then completely neglected it to this date. Just checked their forums, they've been promised another spot in a major update, for the 3rd or 4th time. Meanwhile entertainers did get new dances and new clothes/armor were indeed added, etc.
Then again, if EVE follows the same line, they'll add ground and then completely neglect it to improve space. 
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Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
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Rashmika Sky
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Posted - 2007.09.28 18:44:00 -
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Edited by: Rashmika Sky on 28/09/2007 18:45:41
The Cargo Hold Disruptor: Prevents targetted ship from adding or removing items from its cargo hold. Does not cause Concord response in high sec, but flags you to the target.
Ideal for griefing miners or preventing ore theft.
-Rash
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Yilan Cheran
Gallente
Galaxy Punks
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.09.28 19:31:00 -
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Bring back proximity mines!
I still wasn't done figuring out if something useful might be done with those after all 
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Red Harvest
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Posted - 2007.09.28 20:26:00 -
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Originally by: Yilan Cheran
Bring back proximity mines!
I still wasn't done figuring out if something useful might be done with those after all
I used them fine by deploying them with a caracal on the gates in hi/low-sec.
After that i just needed to warp to a SS and wait for someone to warp right into my minefield.
After you got the killmail, you just needed to warp back in and collect the loot.
Only problem was the ammount of mines you needed to launch to pop an indy because of their low damage.
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Draydin
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.09.28 22:00:00 -
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Holographic projectors!
You fit them on your hi-slots. Each projector can display 1 ship of your choosing out to any spot within 10 km. These ships wouldnt actually do anything, but they would look like they are. When you shoot them, the projector makes it look like they are taking damage. They would also simulate shooting at you, but you wouldnt actually take damage.
So basically if you see a fleet of 20 battleships, you wouldnt know if its really 20 battleships, or just 3 battleships with a bunch of projectors. Also, this would be evil in PVP because you could fit 4 guns, and 4 dummy ships. Then your enemy has to pick which dummy ship to shoot/scramble and hope its actually a ship.
Also useful for the miner who wants to look like he has a guard.
Draydin > So, I'm going to fit my ship with nothing but lasers, cap rechargers, and heat sinks.
Pillazo > Thats crazy!
Draydin > Crazy like an amarr!
Pillazo > amarr arent crazy...
Drayin > O |
40 Cent
Tri Optimum
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2007.09.28 22:45:00 -
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oki how about a cooldown module; basicly you project this effect on yourself or another ship; so its not overheating so strong, but the more modules you overheat, the harder it is to cool down. ... you could also reverse the effect; to overheat a specific module of the enemy ship :-)
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Spoon Thumb
Khanid Aerospace Group
Khanid Provincial Authority
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Posted - 2007.09.29 01:14:00 -
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Pumpkin Launcher for halloween
Khaldari
In-game channel: khanidpublic |
Spoon Thumb
Khanid Aerospace Group
Khanid Provincial Authority
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Posted - 2007.09.29 01:16:00 -
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douyble vision module. drubnk people coming in from a night out to play eve will think the moduule giving you double vision will somehow cancel ouyt the excessive amounts of alcohol!
(p.s. tpyed whilst drunk, all spelling mistakes genuine 100%age!)
Khaldari
In-game channel: khanidpublic |
halykon
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Posted - 2007.09.29 03:38:00 -
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Decoy Drones - they take up 0.1m^3 space, and can be renamed to anything you like. They don't actually do anything but clutter space and make people waste time/ammunition on them.
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Kempeth
Gallente
Thunderbolts
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Posted - 2007.09.29 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: Spoon Thumb
Pumpkin Launcher for halloween
That is actually an AWESOME idea!
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Spoon Thumb
Khanid Aerospace Group
Khanid Provincial Authority
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Posted - 2007.09.29 12:41:00 -
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Giant Heron:
You get a special set of plates that fit onto your ship making it the same shape as a heron (only bigger). Then you can use covops cloak on any ship.
But the catch is for a battleship or cap ship, your as big as a small station
Khaldari
In-game channel: khanidpublic |
Red Harvest
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Posted - 2007.09.29 16:20:00 -
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Just had another good but stupid idea
- Messenger Drone
deployed like sentry drones
uses a drone control slot
25m¦ volume
transmits the local channel of the system its placed in within the same region
local channel scouting 4tw
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2007.09.29 17:47:00 -
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Stupid idea?
How's that for stupid:
Make it possible for tractor beams to scoop in pods. That way pirates can hold other players for ransom indefinitely.
Sounds great, eh?
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Karanth
Gallente
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.09.29 23:21:00 -
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Oh, a few good ones (I like the Disco Module), but we need just one thing to complete the game.
Be able to war dec NPC corps. Once they surrender (being full of noobs), we can force them to supply 0.0 outposts with phat NPC fuels and lootz.
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
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Spoon Thumb
Khanid Aerospace Group
Khanid Provincial Authority
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Posted - 2007.09.30 21:02:00 -
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Let NPC's Warp Out
Just like human playeers, npc's should be allowed to warp out if they get into trouble and need to escape. From now on you have to warp scramble every npc you wanna kill.
And some will have stabs too, just for balance
Khaldari
In-game channel: khanidpublic |
40 Cent
Tri Optimum
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2007.09.30 23:50:00 -
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Edited by: 40 Cent on 30/09/2007 23:52:18
Originally by: Red Harvest
Remove Local?
Removing local, (and repalce it with constallation chat); is an absolutly supereb idea so it does not count for the contest ! :D
The idea must be stupid ^_^
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Capn Hack
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.10.01 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: Spoon Thumb
Let NPC's Warp Out
Just like human playeers, npc's should be allowed to warp out if they get into trouble and need to escape. From now on you have to warp scramble every npc you wanna kill.
And some will have stabs too, just for balance
belt rats do bug out if they get scared. damn annoying it is too, dunno why they dont add it to missions.
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vinnymcg
eXceed Inc.
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.10.01 03:47:00 -
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Edited by: vinnymcg on 01/10/2007 03:47:39
Originally by: 40 Cent
Edited by: 40 Cent on 30/09/2007 23:52:18
Originally by: Red Harvest
Remove Local?
Removing local, (and repalce it with constallation chat); is an absolutly supereb idea so it does not count for the contest ! :D
The idea must be stupid ^_^
Fair enough mate its your contest but if you don't think removing local is a stupid idea you would really want to get someone who knows a bit more about the game to judge the difference between stupid and smart. You have to weigh all the pros and cons not just the stuff that suits you
Remotely Delete Jump clones tread
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