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Dotard
Minmatar
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.22 16:43:00 -
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Reading thru the forums, which I do often, and I swear, sometimes this C&P one is more fun to read than actually playing the game, someone mentioned "...in EvE one rarely ever gets revenge on another".
While true, it does happen. I thought it would be fun to read some short stories from those to were able to get their revenge.
I'll start.
At about two months old I went snooping around in lowsec in a cruiser. I was quickly jumped on and popped AND podded.
I convo'ed my killer and gave him the GF, even though it wasn't, I was a sukin' noob and he was about eight months old in a BS. I began the "please, please teach me how to be a big bad piewat like you, I'll even give you five million ISK". That got his attention and we negotiated a bit and came to an agreement.
Lessons ensued, and, over about a week and a half, taught me to scan for victims, gave me pointers on fittings, etc, etc. Then we headed for lowsec. When we entered the first system I started convo'ing any known bigger-badder pirates I saw in local, quickly explained my need to see my new "friend" in his BS podded and asked if they could help. Offering a quick "ransom without the trouble" if they would pod him and let me go.
Didn't take long before I had a gang of pirates taking me up on my offer.
I explained to my newly hired help he was scanning from safespots. So as soon as we dropped out of warp in a SS I quickly left our gang, pirates invite to theirs. Before my victim could get a "Hey you seem to have dropped out of......." out I MWD in a random direction, whip my view around just in time to see four-five ships warping in on top of him and the pretty lights of pew-pew-pew and exploding battleship.
I warped off to hug a station just in case the honor feature was broken and I was intended to be popped also when the pirate gang-leader conv'ed me.
He stated they were getting bored having a hard time finding a target/victim when I first conv'ed him. He said I provided them a bit of entertainment, they got his pod and were able to extract a nice bounty from him but since we already made a deal, they podded him anyway explaining he had already paid my "kill-fee" for me plus some.
SWEET!!
Revenge obtained for a cost of the five million paid for my "lessons".
Nerf You! Buff Me!
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Plave Okice
Gallente
0utlaws
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Posted - 2007.10.22 17:07:00 -
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I approve of this story 
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Nomad Steel
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.10.22 17:29:00 -
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ROFL  I got to remeber that one
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omiNATION
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.10.22 17:29:00 -
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EVE, basically a MMORPG with prison rules.
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Aziz Hekato
Vitai Lampada
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Posted - 2007.10.22 17:55:00 -
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 Originally by: omiNATION
EVE, basically a MMORPG with prison rules.
This made me lol for real
And to the OP, great story. I think this thread will deliver
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2007.10.22 18:17:00 -
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you read of so much crime and so little punishment in this section. thanks dotard for the tiny shift toward justice.
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Lauren Sheaperd
Minmatar
FactorMax
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Posted - 2007.10.22 22:07:00 -
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Nice, but I think this upcoming piwat will keep away from you.
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hendrixrecreated
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Posted - 2007.10.22 22:14:00 -
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lol
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hellsknights
Hells Angels Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.23 01:38:00 -
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Very devious of you, i like it!
recruitment thread Join channel Hells Angels Inc
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AntonioBanderas
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Posted - 2007.10.23 09:28:00 -
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loool good one
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Golden Helmet
Caldari
Finite Horizon
Synchr0nicity
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Posted - 2007.10.23 11:40:00 -
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Ouch. Remind me to never give out pvp lessons to anybody
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.23 11:51:00 -
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Nice read Dotard.
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DaGambit
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.25 08:29:00 -
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Now that was a great story. Reminded me of how I got into pirating.
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Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.10.25 14:03:00 -
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GREAT STORY!
this is why it is very bad to ever help noobs do anything except travel to their clone location.
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