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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.05 21:16:00 -
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Greatness carries its own penalties
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.07 16:24:00 -
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.08 22:25:00 -
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First one to reply here before my next bump again gets 20m
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Reznik Palle
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Posted - 2008.01.09 00:42:00 -
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do you run the carrier jumps to get stuff pretty frequently?
(also, first)
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.09 17:11:00 -
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Reznik Palle has been sent 20m, and yes we jump very often
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Reznik Palle
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Posted - 2008.01.10 01:34:00 -
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tx for the isk.
Are you guys GBC, Tortuga, or neutral? I'm aware you don't do pos warfare, but do you have a stance on the 'great' war?
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.10 16:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Reznik Palle
tx for the isk.
Are you guys GBC, Tortuga, or neutral? I'm aware you don't do pos warfare, but do you have a stance on the 'great' war?
We are mostly neutral to most of the world so were not involved in that war you speak off
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:33:00 -
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Finally weekend and beer
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.12 16:58:00 -
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16:56:24 Notify You fail to dock because you are cloaked.
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.13 19:36:00 -
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LOL that sounds so carebearish
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.15 19:35:00 -
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Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever
come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
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bluecheast
Four Rings
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Posted - 2008.01.16 16:51:00 -
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That's not gneiss!
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.17 18:28:00 -
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Did anyone get that or?
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.19 18:57:00 -
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A Nanny-goat went out to fill her empty milk bag
And graze newly sprung grass,
She fastened the latch tight,
Warned her Kid saying:
"Do not, upon your life,
Open the door unless you are shown
This sign and told this password:
'Plague on the wolf and his breed!' "
As she was saying these words,
The Wolf by chance prowling around,
Overheard the spoken words
And kept them in his memory.
Nanny-Goat, as one can well believe,
Had not seen the glutton beast.
As soon as she departs, he changes his voice
And in a counterfeit tone
He asks to be let in, saying: "Plague on the Wolf,"
Believing he'd go right in.
The canny Kid looks through the *****,
"Show me your white paw, else I'll not open."
He shouted at once. (White paw is a thing
Seldom seen in wolfdom, as everyone knows.)
This Wolf, aghast upon hearing these words,
Went slinking home the same way he had come.
Where would the Kid be now, had he believed
The password, which by chance
Our Wolf had overheard?
Two guarantees are better than one,
Even a third one would not be extreme.
Better be sure than sorry
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.20 20:51:00 -
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Yawn
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.21 19:17:00 -
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Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.
9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "***."
7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."
6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"
5. Deny the existence of chemicals.
4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.
3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.
2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid
1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.22 18:27:00 -
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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.23 21:55:00 -
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I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in thirty minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs. Would you take him for me please?"
Now picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses that day. People scattered not only trying to change planes but also trying to change airlines!
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.24 21:02:00 -
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To view your message here send me 100m isk
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.29 17:43:00 -
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Edited by: bluecheast on 29/01/2008 17:43:27
updated
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.01.30 23:18:00 -
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Lazy bump
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.01 21:05:00 -
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Shock and Awe
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.04 22:21:00 -
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I might do that 20m thing again soon, if i get motivation
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.05 16:56:00 -
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So should i, or?
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.06 15:46:00 -
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So nobody likes me to do that?
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Brother Samael
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Posted - 2008.02.06 18:01:00 -
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I for one have been enjoying your jokes. 
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:40:00 -
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lol ok heres more
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.09 18:04:00 -
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A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.
Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."
The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."
The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
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bluecheast
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Posted - 2008.02.11 20:59:00 -
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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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bluecheast
Four Rings
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Posted - 2008.02.12 20:09:00 -
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Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, from the looks of people who inserted cold masses of gelatinous glop into a mouth that was expecting sweets, the experience is unexplainably horrifying! Some claimed to be nauseated by the feel of it; others politely swallowed.
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