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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.25 20:55:00 -
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"Want to train this? Sure! Go ahead!"
It's just ridicilous. There' no classes, no specialisation, nothing. If you want to train another races secret ships, you can! If you want to train to use ANYTHING in the game, you can! There's simply no reason to ever start another character, just for the reason to seek other aspects of EVE. I can't even begin to say how daft the developers must have been to make it so that you can train anything, anytime, any way you like! In other games you need to start another character to be a miner, to be another class, whatever, but not in EVE! Oh noooou. Just stupid!
"Need a vacation? No worries, we'll keep you going along."
Skills, even if you're offline, keep on going. It's like you've got yourself an automated robot grinding away those pesky levels. How on earth did they think this is a good idea? Now anyone can just get online, train, and go away for a week or even, heck, A MONTH! and they STILL keep on advancing in the game. If i wanted something like this, i'd install progress quest and leave it on another computer. Complete bull! But if you try to train two characters?! Ofcourse you can't! Why the hell can't i then use this "magnificant" idea to train a character while i play my other one! BEcause that would be too EASY for the character sellers....GRAH! Because of some "great" idea of a dev, that selling characters could help people play easier and maybe have a reason to have another account, I can't train my other character on the account i paid for!
"Want to switch professions? Suuure!"
And about training, you can start off as a miner, then suddenly, with only a few clicks, be out hunting noobs in your megacruiser. All it takes to get in a cruiser, with NO previous skills, is a couple of skills you can achieve in a day. A DAY! You know there's a reason why other games have different classes and the need to think what you spec in, it's called "avoiding brainless monkeys playing the game"! Gees! What's next, you can become a titan pilot just 'cause you want to?!
"Come in, come in, we got a plethera of ships!"
The amount of ships in this game is ridicilous! Not only can your character, with any race it has, fly ANY of these ships, the amount of ships is just stupendous. How the hell is someone supposed to concentrate on anything, when there's so many ships to choose from? It totally ruins the game experience when there's no set skilltrees, no REAL progrees you have to follow, but you can just switch and hop, train this and that willynilly. NOT TO MENTION, the training times for some of the ships is just stupid. Even with the ridicilous offline training, you'll still be waiting weeks to fly that mothership all others are flying. Such elitist bull that it makes me want to puke.
"Free fitting? Surely not!"
Yeah. Right. A minatar ship with amarn lasers! What the ***? Just when you think this game can't get any more annoying and stupid to say the least, you see that you can fit basically any module on any ship! What the hell?! It's like some wizard running around in plate armor! Come on! And some of the items don't even cost more then 10000! You can fit one frigate with only one level 1 mission loot! There's just no problem in anything you do, just o what you want, forget challenge!
"Sandbox gaming? Isn't that soooo 1990s?"
Last time i heard about sandbox gaming, was in another "brilliant" game, fallout. Bullcrap idea. ou can go anywhere, do anything, be anyone you want. What the hell?! That's so ridicilous that it breaks all the rules of gaming everywhere! "Oh suuure, start your own corporation and do what you like!", what the hell?! Where's the all around war and quests leading to it?! THere's nothing! Just some grayganking people camping some gate!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.25 20:56:00 -
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"Only one server?! Where will i ever fit my behind?"
Why can't there be another server?! It's ridicilous that i'm forced to stick with these morons i see everyday and have nowhere else to go! Something like 30 servers would be SO much better, then atleast i could get away from the people i don't like. Also i can't even start another character on another server! I want my healerpilot and my warriorpilot on different places so i can gank noobs and not get any trouble for my other pilot about it! Not to mention theres people everywhere, what is this, some kind of co-op bull game?
"Yes, we are the Devs, we exist."
Devs, always just chatting away on the forums and not doing their job! We don't pay you to communicate with us or tell us the things you plan to do. Bull! Just ridicilous how much there's communication between the devs and the players...please...only good devs never talk and do things in secret so the noobs can't whine!
"We, the community, speak our mind."
YEah yeah, the community has ideas, they tell whats wrong, they say what could be a nice idea. The devs don't need that! The devs should know what to do because they are trained for it! They don't need the community telling them whats wrong or what might be "fun", it's a game, it's not supposed to be fun you morons!!
"Free expansions?! Blasphemy!"
YEah let's give the players free stuff! LOL! and LOL! again, the devs needs money to make more expansions and with this free stuff bull, this game will fail faster then every other stupid space simulator that tries to be friendly and give stuff free. Get your act together!
"The final word."
This game is so filled with stupid stuff that even hello kitty would puke rainbows. It's so ridicilous that i'm gonna go back to playing CS and actually feel good about myself! You all are just a bunch of sheep, following this game with it's free expansions, offline training, no need for other characters cause you can train for the thousands of things you can do, thousands of possibilities for fame and fortune and the huge amount of ships you can fly, keep your dev-community discussions and interactions from the devs, and while you're at it, keep your upcoming content and the evident years to come with this bull game! Keep your EVE, i don't want any part with this kind of gaming! Ridicilous!
Disclaimer: This post was brought to you by the Temporary Brain Defect of Sheriff Jones, all donations to fixing the brain are appreciated.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Galactic reporter
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.10.25 20:58:00 -
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This is what makes eve unique. The only thing i do agree with if too much ships ingame
PEITION AGAINST THE CARRIER/MOTHERSHIP NERF!
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.10.25 20:59:00 -
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wow, what jackasses CCP are... they should all be dragged out through their mailslots by anti carrier nerf fanatics 
 Originally by: Liz Kali
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking
I owned someone on forums!!!  |
JamnOne
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.25 20:59:00 -
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LoL - This is good. I will contribute to fix the Drain Bamage the next time I log in to the game.
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
Hah! Vengeance is sweet! 
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Izo Alabaster
GREY COUNCIL
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.10.25 20:59:00 -
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Edited by: Izo Alabaster on 25/10/2007 20:59:16
say whaat?
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Acoco Osiris
Gallente
Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:01:00 -
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This guy suffers from major brain damage, especially in many of his skill time related points. I don't know what he's smoking to believe that training to do something else is easy.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:01:00 -
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I'm hereby enacting a class action lawsuit against Sheriff Jones for violating my copyright on sarcasm, irony, and humor in original forum posting.
See you in court turdmuffin.
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Reem Fairchild
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:04:00 -
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I'm assuming this is sarcasm. It's well done enough to where I'm only 90% sure. So, if it is, good job.
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Beowulf Scheafer
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:04:00 -
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Edited by: Beowulf Scheafer on 25/10/2007 21:07:26
mhhh, play WOW then?
can i have your stuff pls, i don't like wow unfortunately :-(
IF this is sarcasm, its cool, but i don't see the reason for its existence...
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Kaminari Mikaboshi
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:05:00 -
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you sir (the op) is an idiot. you have no idea what you are talking about and Everything you whined about is what makes eve unique to all the other cookie cutter mmo's. So i hope you are joking and really not an idiot as everything you said makes no sense and is the total opposite of the actual truth. If you aren't joking then play something else, eve is not for you.
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Johli
Caldari
AWE Corporation
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:05:00 -
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Edited by: Johli on 25/10/2007 21:07:28
Go back to WoW, but leave us your ISK. <3
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Helsir Qyrdun
Caldari
The Graduates
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:06:00 -
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I'm glad I trained up Sarcasm V before entering the forums, otherwise I'd be unable to spot it when it's caked on all over the OP. GG, guys. GG.
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Claska
Amarr
Rising Tibetan Star
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:07:00 -
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down rover, but seriously, you've just named some of its better features :P
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:08:00 -
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Actually, I'm keeping track of this thread now.
I'm making a huge list of names of people who are too dumb to understand a forum post. =p
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SoftRevolution
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:09:00 -
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Hehehehe. Jealous of Tarminic?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:10:00 -
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Hey Curzon, can we keep muffins out of this plz? 
Originally by: Liz Kali
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking
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Jovoich
Towers Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:10:00 -
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Edited by: Jovoich on 25/10/2007 21:09:55
Question - Whats REALLY wrong with EVE?
Answer - Nothing!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
I'm hereby enacting a class action lawsuit against Sheriff Jones for violating my copyright on sarcasm, irony, and humor in original forum posting.
See you in court turdmuffin.
Oh but it's an homage man, an homage...or is it a fromage
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Claska
Amarr
Rising Tibetan Star
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Actually, I'm keeping track of this thread now.
I'm making a huge list of names of people who are too dumb to understand a forum post. =p
i know he's talking oppisits, hence my reply :P
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Acoco Osiris
Gallente
Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:14:00 -
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I dunno, maybe I'm burned out by all the serious idiots to recognize the sarcastic idiots.
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Cailais
Amarr
VITOC
Fang Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:14:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Actually, I'm keeping track of this thread now.
I'm making a huge list of names of people who are too dumb to understand a forum post. =p
Just stick me down dax, I fall for sarcasm posts on a daily basis. 
C.
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Marius Damocles
Ninja Ratz
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:15:00 -
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G/J Sherrif, I'm glad someone finally lay'd out all the things that are wrong with this game... thats why i play just about every day, god this game sux!
BTW: nice post
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Mark Lucius
Forbidden Lore
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:15:00 -
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Oh crap. Mr Jones found my stash of Mindflood.
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Ravenal
Mechanus Works
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:18:00 -
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*feed the trolls*
thats not whats wrong with EVE, thats what EVE is doing good!
*/feeding the trolls*
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Insidi Us
Amarr
Suicidal Mercenaries
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:18:00 -
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Players familiar with the usual rabble on this forum can recognize sarcasm better than others, unless it's Jenny Spitfire (who I think is on version 4.0 right now). It's like when I saw Tarminic responding to yet another carrier thread about how he's taking his 5 accounts with him when he quits. I know it's sarcasm because he really has 12 accounts.
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Cmdr Delrox
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:19:00 -
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"This game is so filled with stupid stuff that even hello kitty would puke rainbows. It's so ridicilous that i'm gonna go back to playing CS and actually feel good about myself!"
So... you spent two whole posts working up the "last word" which is you're leaving to play CS. Wow. Newsflash mate, if you like CS that much, chances are pretty f-in large EvE is way to complex for you. Thank you for playing, say hi to all the FPS'ers for us.
respectfully,
-the Eve community. (yup, im taking the liberty to include everyone else here, in order to end this idiotic waste of forum space and take away the need for anyone else to post any more)
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Gentle Glide
Naughty 40
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:21:00 -
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Oh, This thread.
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Sixtina KL
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:22:00 -
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Hi OP. I see what you did there. 
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Neon Genesis
The Landed Gentry
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:24:00 -
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Just trash everything, the game is awful.
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