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Kithron
Darklite inc
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.10.26 04:51:00 -
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I was beginning to think Sheriff was a few sandwhiches short of a picnic about halfway through the first entry. But then it just kept getting more and more absurd and I knew it had to be sarcasm. By the end of the second entry, it was undeniably sarcastic. Cheers Sheriff for a post well written. Its was percfect in execution to out the hotheads that hit reply before finishing the whole thing and flame away at you as if you were actually serious. Really guys, this was probably less than 2 pages of printed text, you really should be able to read more w/o being distracted. Especially if you play EVE, a game of such magnificent complexity it boggles the most brilliant of minds. Thank you Sheriff and thanks most of all to CCP for making a game that makes every game prior look like Hello Kitty(lol), except Asheron's Call. All hail Asheron, may he invent battleships and better graphics in the near future. :)
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.26 11:27:00 -
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Yes, as some of you may have noticed, this WAS indeed done in a very hidey-dashy sarcastic way. There are a few reasons for this idea:
1: I wanted to list the things i like about the game, but in the usual "we only whine" manner.
2: I wanted to show how ridiculous(*grin*) some whines may seem, to those who see the topic of the whine as absurd.
3: I wanted to have fun.
As a whole, as Curzon said, i did do this in a style of Curzon/Tarminic "silly whine", mostly as a homage and as a test how well i could put one together.
Judging by the veterans even falling for it, i did a rather good job 
Thanks for all the thorns and roses, it's been a marvel to read, but i'm thinking at this time i'll bow out and let the more known ones, aka "pros", handle these things.
Until next time that is 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
000Hunter000
Gallente
Magners Marauders
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Posted - 2007.10.26 11:32:00 -
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Without having to read the entire thread i can tell u whats REALLY wrong with eve.
Whiners
CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Magners is now recruiting, evemail me or Dagazbo ingame.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.10.26 11:32:00 -
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I fully support this thread. 
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Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Amarria Black
Clan Anthraxx
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Posted - 2007.10.26 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
I fully support this thread.
I support Tarminic supporting this thread. Down with CCP and their "sensible" MMO ideals. Don't the devs get it? Everyone wants steadily increasing numbers that involve a disgustingly long grind!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:09:00 -
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TArminics support makes me feel all fluffy and cute inside my pants
Also would like to give a really big thank you for the people who donated to the Fix Sheriff Jones Temporary Brain Defect fund. The brain is now well on its way to recovery, with the help of all you crazy people with way too much ISKies
The donations given have been used to buy even more drugs/alcomahol to fuel the Forum Rantings of a Foolish old Drunk.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Luigi Thirty
Caldari
19th Star Logistics
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:25:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service.
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DOMINIX IS INVINCIBLE:(((( |
Troezar
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:32:00 -
[68]
Cunning ploy to smoke out the idiots, pod them all I say
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Jack Target
Koshaku
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:37:00 -
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Khes
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:48:00 -
[70]
I for one thinks the irony in the OPs post is pretty obvious.
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Stealing Honest
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:48:00 -
[71]
 Funny stuff
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KIMOSABEE
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Posted - 2007.10.26 12:51:00 -
[72]
Sheriff Jones, you funny
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.10.26 13:00:00 -
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Edited by: Fink Angel on 26/10/2007 13:00:32
LOL ... I began to think "WTF?" but remembered I recently proposed Sheriff Jones for President due to a pretty clued up post he made.
Had me going for a while though!
Edit: Why do I always spell "Sheriff" wrong the first time around? 
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Laechyd Eldgorn
Caldari
Karjala Inc.
Onnenpyora
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Posted - 2007.10.26 13:09:00 -
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Forum leeroying ftw.
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Calebes
Gallente
Calebes' Exploration Bureau
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Posted - 2007.10.26 13:10:00 -
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Originally by: JamnOne
LoL - This is good. I will contribute to fix the Drain Bamage the next time I log in to the game.
Hmm, makes me wonder if I could get trillions of isk by writing funny stuff on phorums...
Originally by: Curzon Dax
See you in court turdmuffin.
Oh snap, I *knew* there was a catch.
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Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2007.10.26 13:45:00 -
[76]
Nearly missed a epic thread!
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Lady Zaqia
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Posted - 2007.10.26 14:03:00 -
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Ithoriel
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2007.10.26 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Thanks for all the thorns and roses, it's been a marvel to read, but i'm thinking at this time i'll bow out and let the more known ones, aka "pros", handle these things.
D*mn! I'd enjoyed everything you'd written in the thread 'til that point 
I could stand to read a few more of these
High point in an otherwise horrid Friday afternoon 
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is entirely optional |
Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.10.26 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kaminari Mikaboshi
you sir (the op) is an idiot. you have no idea what you are talking about and Everything you whined about is what makes eve unique to all the other cookie cutter mmo's. So i hope you are joking and really not an idiot as everything you said makes no sense and is the total opposite of the actual truth. If you aren't joking then play something else, eve is not for you.
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ALL HAIL TO THE TECHNOVIKING
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JeanPaul Sartre
26th of July Movement
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Posted - 2007.10.26 14:58:00 -
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From this thread we can deduce that the percentage of stupid people prevalent in our greater society actually play Eve in relative numbers.
OP: funny Friday post .. thanks 
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Taylari
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Posted - 2007.10.26 15:52:00 -
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Quote:
"Need a vacation? No worries, we'll keep you going along."
This, in my opinion, is one of the best features of EVE. Catering to the casual player.
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Mordinn
The Bones Brigade
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Posted - 2007.10.26 15:56:00 -
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Khandrish
Caldari
e X i l e
Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2007.10.26 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Actually, I'm keeping track of this thread now.
I'm making a huge list of names of people who are too dumb to understand a forum post. =p
What makes it worse is that even with all of the posts that clarify that this IS in fact sarcasm there are still posts being made by people that take it seriously...Though when your done with that list can I get a copy? Would be nice to know who to keep out of your corp. |
Entreri Finwe
Raptus Regaliter
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Posted - 2007.10.26 16:14:00 -
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Nice, you just listed some of the things that makes me play the game...every one of them are making this game the best...
Originally by: jarack
I de-synced in my bathroom once, now i have no where to wash my hands
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Arthalion Thoidon
Caldari
Splint Eye Probabilities Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.26 16:27:00 -
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Sheriff Jones for president( or ftw, whatever you like). Some of the replies 'round here... don't people ever check who made the original post?
Oh, and can I get a list of Curzon Dax' list too. Just in case I ever become CEO again and need to keep people from joining a corp.
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General StarScream
THE DECEPTIC0NS
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Posted - 2007.10.26 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: General StarScream on 26/10/2007 16:31:25
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Actually, I'm keeping track of this thread now.
I'm making a huge list of names of people who are too dumb to understand a forum post. =p
1. Curzon dax
2. ..........
3. ..........
4. ..........
To the OP
Why dont you just list what you like, insted of writing it in the style of someone with the same iq as a fruit fly
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