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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:24:00 -
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You've heard the rumors. You've seen the aftermath. You know that I don't do **** at work. And you know that when I'm bored, I like to use my verbal IQ to write random and entertaining dribble on a forum of internet spaceships.
And you, good forum-goer, get to benefit from my insanity!
For a small fee of ISK, I will write you a whine. That's right, you! This whine can be as random, illogical, and ridiculous as you want - the less sense you make, the better! In my capable hands and with your premise as my scalpel, I shall carve a whine out of a white hot block of highly-refined nerd rage.
Here are the specific rules:
May Be Posted in any Forum
Must obey the rules of whatever forum in which it is posted
Must not contain any content that will get me warned or banned
The Subject must be approved first; I have the right to deny a whine I find unsuitable
Must be EVE Related
No personal attacks except in good humor
These whines will be constructed and deployed in a timely manner, depending upon the volume of requests I am fulfilling at the time. Generally, expect a waiting period of no less than 72 hours. Any longer and you may cancel your request and have the right to be refunded any ISK sent in advance.
Pricing Specifics:
10 Million ISK base price (up to 4000 characters)
10 Million ISK for each additional 4000 characters
50% Surcharge for posting in CAOD (to recoup brain bleach costs)
Let the whines begin!
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Tarminic - 29 Million SP in pink Forum Warfare  |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 05/11/2007 16:28:25
Whines Completed So Far:
1. Shuttles - too fast? (Arranged via eve-mail)
2. CCP's Temperature - Objection! (Arranged via eve-mail)
3. High Sec Capitals - Playtoys of the Devs and Painful for Us (Request)
4. Doublas Adams, Clones, and the Failure of France (Request)
5. No EVE From Work? BOO! (Request)
6. Developer preference for certain members of the community (Request)
7. MC isn't out of the fight yet! But not in the way you think! (Special CAOD post!)
8. Passive Tanking and the Apocalypse of Battleship PvP (Request)
9. The Revival of Explorative RoleplayûBackdoor Bandit and Blackhole Bob (Arranged via eve-mail)
10. Haulers in Combat: How much is too much? (Arranged via eve-mail)
11. Revising Alliance Rule: A Solution for BoB and Goonswarm (Prematurely nerfed by Wrangler.  )
12. Fix Too Large EVE Fonts (Request)
13.Improve Forum Quality: Nerf Me (Arranged via eve-Mail) They DID nerf me...I now post in pink.
14. Split Weapon Systems: How Much is Too Much? (Arranged via eve-mail)
15. Help Encourage Punctual Acceptance of Sales and Purchases (Arranged via eve-mail)
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:26:00 -
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(RESERVED FOR ADDITIONAL LISTINGS)
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Arvald
Caldari
Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 -
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i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums 
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 Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams
"BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Barbaro55a
Caldari
Os Lobos
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 -
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Edited by: Barbaro55a on 05/11/2007 16:27:47
Possible first in an epic tread.
Edit, Grrrr
Originally by: ISD Valorem
If someone has hurt you out of game then please talk to family, friends or Police (if necessary)
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Vitrael
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:27:00 -
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Yes, you do spam and whine a lot.
Go away now?
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums
And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
John McDuff
Caldari
Jovian Labs
Kinetic Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:28:00 -
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hey! you're unpink-ed
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"Everyone speaks of my drinking, but never of my thirst"
Everyone can now start bowing down to me in an orderly fashion...
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Vitrael
Yes, you do spam and whine a lot.
Go away now?
If you strike me down, I shall only become stronger.
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Arvald
i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums
And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership
That works. 
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Barbaro55a
Caldari
Os Lobos
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:31:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Arvald
i hereby nominate tarminic for king of the forums
And others nominate me for president...Tarminic, we're gonna need to make some nation action going on here 'cause otherwise we'll have a problem of leadership
I do hope your going to get a Union going to limit the work hours Tar can do in one day.... I think he's overdoing it lately.
Originally by: ISD Valorem
If someone has hurt you out of game then please talk to family, friends or Police (if necessary)
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Barbaro55a
I do hope your going to get a Union going to limit the work hours Tar can do in one day.... I think he's overdoing it lately.
I do actually have a significant backlog of requests at the moment.
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:10:00 -
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I miss your pink.
Join Macrointel! |
Reticenti
The Antilles Legion
Quantum Star Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:15:00 -
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/me is said that there is no moar pink 
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 17:56:00 -
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Indeed, the age of pink is over. Saddening as it is, the show must go on.
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omiNATION
Gallente
Vanguard of the Ouroboros Nation
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Posted - 2007.11.05 18:03:00 -
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O_o the pink! it's gone!
[sig]
EVE, basically an MMORPG with prison rules.
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Cinimrat
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:24:00 -
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I, someone who is certainly not Tarminic's alt, support this thread!
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:49:00 -
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If this is really a good business, I also want to offer my services but at 3x of Tarminic for normal services and 5x for premium services. :)
I am a big fan of Tarm. 
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng.
I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |
JamnOne
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:50:00 -
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Just want to say congrats on losing the pink.
________________________
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Hah! Vengeance is sweet! 
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Velodra Gison
Firing Squad
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.11.05 19:56:00 -
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It was much better in pink. 
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.05 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: JamnOne
Just want to say congrats on losing the pink.
I kind of miss it really. 
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Karen Serasia
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Posted - 2007.11.05 21:24:00 -
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Same, as soon as my nooby hands amass 10 mil isk I'll be sure to give ya a call baby.
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SiJira
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Posted - 2007.11.05 22:07:00 -
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i support this service
____ __ ________
_sig below_
devs and gms cant modify my sig if they tried!
_lies above_
CCP Morpheus was here 
Morpheus Fails. You need colors!! -Kaemonn
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Shiner BockBeer
Go Go Gadget ForumPostingAlt
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Posted - 2007.11.05 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: Shiner BockBeer on 05/11/2007 22:15:31
You have an extra money-making opportunity here, Tarminic.
Add a pink text surchage!
**Edit ****** fingers.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: Shiner BockBeer
Edited by: Shiner BockBeer on 05/11/2007 22:15:31
You have an extra money-making opportunity here, Tarminic.
Add a pink text surchage!
**Edit ****** fingers.
Done.
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Maltitol
Gallente
Tides of Silence
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:35:00 -
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Being one of Tarminic's customers x3, i will say that he is true to his word, completes the whines in a timely fashion, and after that 'nerf me' thread made my year with pure hilarity!
Good job Tarminic, you've got a happy customer here and once i pew pew a little more and put isk back in my wallet, maybe a few more classic whines will be on the way
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Well boohoo.
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CCP Prism X
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
10% Surcharge for pink text
*Whistles an innocent tune..*
~ Prism X
EvE Perma-Meddling Database Developer,
Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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Sister Impotentata
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:37:00 -
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Whines are only possible on EVE forums? You won't do an EVE related whine on a non-EVE forum?
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Hostess
Deconstructing the Twinkie is like trying to deconstruct the universe.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.11.06 14:39:00 -
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Being a customer 3 times oer - who else but me could demand a thread proving Michal Palin, Thatcher and France were to blame for the Douglas Adams Magi style server?
I reccomend this service - given I sent money a while back for a post that never seemed to appear - could I commision in it's stead one about the ISD / Devs attacking the forums with a zeal unrivaled since Friday 13th in which the Knights Templar were wiped out?
Yours partialy insanely,
Kirjava.
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Post with your alt.
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Rogue 2
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.11.06 15:18:00 -
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Wow. Making ISK for wriing other peoples' whines. You sir, are my hero.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Whines are only possible on EVE forums? You won't do an EVE related whine on a non-EVE forum?
I would be willing to whine on other forums if it's EVE related. In fact, one of my current projects is just that.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 16:10:00 -
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I'm thinking of setting up a blog to post my whines at in addition to listing them here in the EVE forums. Good idea, you think?
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Luke Lor'aul
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Posted - 2007.11.06 16:52:00 -
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Yes, a blog is a great idea. It's hard to keep up with them here!
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Cold Sleeper
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Posted - 2007.11.06 16:57:00 -
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I won't read your posts if they aren't in pink
Pink is your color it matches your girly attitude of whining all the time 
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Ritzenhoff
Gallente
The Pink Hippo Riding Club
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Posted - 2007.11.06 17:22:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
I'm thinking of setting up a blog to post my whines at in addition to listing them here in the EVE forums. Good idea, you think?
Please do! Less rummaging required for us fans
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 18:16:00 -
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Originally by: Ritzenhoff
Originally by: Tarminic
I'm thinking of setting up a blog to post my whines at in addition to listing them here in the EVE forums. Good idea, you think?
Please do! Less rummaging required for us fans
Your wish has been granted. Linkage
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.06 18:45:00 -
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Heh, you're shameless.
Join Macrointel! |
Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Doctor
Heh, you're shameless.
Same is directly proportional to income.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 20:27:00 -
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I'm gonna give this a bump to jump ahead of all the "ZOMG FORUM DOWN!" crap.
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Haradgrim
Caldari
The Wild Bunch
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2007.11.06 20:31:00 -
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Tarminic is what happened when Chribba and Sheriff Jones collided at a relativistic velocity while submerged in a solution of undiluted w1n wrapped in an outer pink membrane of ZOMGWTFPWNBBQ!
Interestingly, early reports indicate both Sheriff and Chribba were comepletely unharmed in the incident!
Your signature exceeds the byte me limit allowed on the forums-Darth Patches
Oh Noes!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.11.06 20:38:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 06/11/2007 20:38:25
Originally by: Haradgrim
Interestingly, early reports indicate both Sheriff and Chribba were comepletely unharmed in the incident!
Hwo can you destroy that which has no life?
But i'm honored to be put side by side with The Chrib
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Waxau
Mortis Angelus
The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.06 20:48:00 -
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Lol damn fantastic!
You sir, are a god amongst nerds. :D
If only Ginger Magician was still around to register to it 
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Teneritas
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:18:00 -
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Holy **** if this guy isn't an attention ***** I don't know what is.
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Haradgrim
Caldari
The Wild Bunch
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 06/11/2007 20:38:25
Originally by: Haradgrim
Interestingly, early reports indicate both Sheriff and Chribba were comepletely unharmed in the incident!
Hwo can you destroy that which has no life?
But i'm honored to be put side by side with The Chrib
You had been mentioned above and I have zero creativity 
Your signature exceeds the byte me limit allowed on the forums-Darth Patches
Oh Noes!
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.11.09 01:10:00 -
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Another contract completed.
Apologies to those (and there are several) whose whines I have not yet written - rest assured I have not given up my profession, but they're making me do actual work at work so my time isn't quite so free. Have faith!
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Sister Impotentata
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.09 01:18:00 -
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Hi can we have an honest unbiased Forum Depth Chart?
I figured Chribba was on top, but is Tarminic a product of Sheriff? Preliminary results of my personal carbon dating led me to believe Tarminic was the senior. That's just how it appears to the nub. Inquiring minds and all.
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TANSTAAFL
Originally by: Hostess
Deconstructing the Twinkie is like trying to deconstruct the universe.
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Isiah Petrokov
Amarr
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.01.30 15:27:00 -
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/bump/
People need to read these, they are hilarious.
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aevistyne
Caldari
Solarflare Heavy Industries
Pure.
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Posted - 2008.01.31 11:09:00 -
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sent you a mail and some ISK ingame, just letitng you know here as well :)
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EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER |
Vikarion
Caldari
United Heavens
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Posted - 2008.02.13 20:31:00 -
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Hey Tarminic...I sent you 20 million ISK and eve-mailed you with a whine...just letting you know.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.13 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Vikarion
Hey Tarminic...I sent you 20 million ISK and eve-mailed you with a whine...just letting you know.
Gotcha, I'll get on it. I've had to postpone a few due to their popularity and my need to come up with additional alts, but I'll get on it.
Hrm...after my next one is complete I'll update this thread too.
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Tarminic - 32 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.3 (NEW VERSION!) |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.13 21:04:00 -
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I demand another whine about my topic. But I also demand you do it pro boner.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Frug
True Foundation
R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.02.13 21:37:00 -
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I'm sorry but eon ignoring the tarminic and prismx love affair shows a blatant disregard for GD and serious business.
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If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO
BOOO!! - Ductoris
Neat look what I found - Kreul
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.13 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: Frug
I'm sorry but eon ignoring the tarminic and prismx love affair shows a blatant disregard for GD and serious business.
As are all things on the internet! 
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Tarminic - 32 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.3 (NEW VERSION!) |
Serenity Steele
Dynamic Data Distribution
Ministry of Information
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Posted - 2008.02.13 23:04:00 -
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I'm not sure that I like your pay-me-to-whine, but it is highly original.
Bookmarked your thread and site under:
online-games>eve-online>tools
≡v≡ Strategic Maps - Outposts & Sov - Alliance Rank |
Valkazm
Amarr
Knights of Tiberius
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.03.06 01:42:00 -
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just needed to be Epic !
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Vikarion
Caldari
United Heavens
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Posted - 2008.03.06 02:15:00 -
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Where's my whine?
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Cori4n
Caldari
principle of motion
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Posted - 2008.03.06 02:28:00 -
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Tarminic, your topics would be so much better if you didn't reply to them with your main (so the thread does not die before the second page).
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Lindsay Fox
Disciples of Comus
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Posted - 2008.03.06 05:35:00 -
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I heard that Tarminic's ego is so huge it's got it's own, smaller, ego.
Just shut up.
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Father Dibbles
Self Aggrandisement Society
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Posted - 2008.03.23 10:51:00 -
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Edited by: Father Dibbles on 23/03/2008 10:52:21
Originally by: Lindsay Fox
I heard that Tarminic's ego is so huge it's got it's own, smaller, ego.
Just shut up.
Looking at some of your posts, and that, you need to take your own advice. His spoof whines hold more merit than some of the garbage you've graced these forums with.
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PEACE1974
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Posted - 2008.04.04 06:16:00 -
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Props for an original idea m8, keep up the good work! IMO 10M is a small price to charge for the time spent, but then again writing essays is usually a long, painful experience for me...
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Karanth
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Posted - 2008.04.04 06:37:00 -
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Edited by: Karanth on 04/04/2008 06:41:24
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Tarminic
10% Surcharge for pink text
*Whistles an innocent tune..*
What does this mean for people who do not do code, or understand SQL?
EDIT: As in, relevance? I'm sure I'm missing something.
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