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eddie valvetino Snuff Box 148	Posted - 2013.01.28 14:01:00 - [631] - Quote Alana Charen-Teng wrote: ShahFluffers wrote: (Chatlogs of angry miner) In my humble experience, there is a discernible pattern to how highsec miners react to inconveniences like this. 1. Make liberal use of profanity and ad hominems. Call into question your attacker's sexual orientation, maturity, and financial security. Accuse them of being sociopaths. 2. Make empty threats of revenge in-game (and, if you're particularly unbalanced, in Real Life). Tell them about the powerful lowsec/nullsec friends that you don't actually have. 3. Sulk off and return to mining - don't actually follow through with any of your threats, remember your own impotence. Doom yourself to repeat this unfortunate pattern of behavior. sooo very true I have a high sec mining alt, got ganked the other day, Convo'd the guy to let him he was "my first". Had a good old chat, then the chap sends me twice the isk that my **** was worth. Was kinda fun to be on the other end of a gank. I sit in belt in high sec watching miners still at zero speed with no tank at all... while I orbit a roid with tank fitted, as yet... I have seen at least 10 muppets getting ganked and they wonder why we do it?
Deryn Angrard Mialto Corp The Last Chancers. 0	Posted - 2013.02.01 07:38:00 - [632] - Quote I arrived at my school too early and decided to check what is happening in my system and saw few mining barges on d-scan. After small change of NOS to neut on my hurricane i warped in and they had 2 thoraxes protecting the barges. Once i landed i shot down the first thorax while i didn't even tackle him. First thorax While having drones on the first barge i shot the second thorax Second thorax After thoraxes were down i opened fire on the barges i didn't have tackled, one of them was able to get away while i was killing other 2 barges First barge, Second barge After i looted the wrecks and went back to station i got convo from their CEO. [06:30:23] Victim CEO > why [06:30:38] Deryn Angrard > yarr [06:30:49] Victim CEO > **** **** [06:31:27] Deryn Angrard > i need money [06:31:49] Victim CEO > can I see your build? [06:32:37] Deryn Angrard > DA rhino [06:33:08] Victim CEO > nice [06:34:22] Victim CEO > thanks for not killin the pods though [06:34:32] Deryn Angrard > i would have killed them too [06:34:38] Deryn Angrard > but school PC lags like [06:35:28] Victim CEO > why [06:36:11] Deryn Angrard > pods can be pretty expensive [06:40:03] Victim CEO > You do know that being a pirate is pretty right [06:40:10] Deryn Angrard > yup [06:40:15] Victim CEO > Its one thing to attack people who you off but another when you just want to ruin their day [06:40:39] Deryn Angrard > i dont want to ruin your day, i want to get money from you [06:40:45] Deryn Angrard > either in loot or in ransom [06:41:00] Victim CEO > Your suppose to ask for ransom first [06:41:07] Victim CEO > before u go *** killing [06:41:27] Deryn Angrard > im not going to ask for a ransom while being shot at and other people in local [06:41:37] Victim CEO > You start a convo [06:41:41] Victim CEO > and I wasnt shooting u first [06:42:33] Deryn Angrard > im not going to wait a second if there are others in system because they might be your friends [06:44:17] Victim CEO > how about you be my friend [06:44:23] Victim CEO > so I dont have to go through that bullshit again [06:44:29] Victim CEO > 4 ships *** lost [06:44:43] Deryn Angrard > if its not me, its someone else [06:44:50] Deryn Angrard > im red to everyone in this area too [06:44:53] Victim CEO > having an extra person for security [06:44:58] Victim CEO > is always ncie [06:45:22] Deryn Angrard > i cant protect anyone [06:45:31] Deryn Angrard > locals hate me [06:45:41] Victim CEO > I can see why [06:45:45] Victim CEO > attacking without provication [06:45:53] Victim CEO > not giving someone a chance to pay u to leave them alone [06:47:13] Deryn Angrard > i will ransom if i know you cant have back up [06:48:02] Deryn Angrard > there were like 10 other guys in local, too risky to stay on belt [06:48:35] Victim CEO > what even made you check the belt [06:49:08] Deryn Angrard > D-scan showed that there are mining barges in the system [06:49:32] Victim CEO > ** d scan [06:50:17] Deryn Angrard > best tool on your ship if you know how to use it [06:55:02] Victim CEO > i g2g take care.... but I hope you get killed in the game. [06:55:19] Deryn Angrard > see you later There might be mistakes because english is my second language.
Manu Militari La Familia Alvilla 6	Posted - 2013.02.05 17:44:00 - [633] - Quote ^^ lol Goodstuff. Need moar stories, Kane where are you? My entertainment at work is seriously lacking with the slowdown
Cannibal Kane Praetorian Cannibals The Marmite Collective 1385	Posted - 2013.02.06 12:41:00 - [634] - Quote Manu Militari wrote: ^^ lol Goodstuff. Need moar stories, Kane where are you? My entertainment at work is seriously lacking with the slowdown And I do miss posting stories in here. I have not forgotten this Pirate Thread, I need to go out and do what I use to do, Right now I am more focused on the members in the corp hoping that they enjoy themselves while I plan my next solo adventures. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS
culo duro Federal Enslavement 14	Posted - 2013.02.08 13:10:00 - [635] - Quote Cannibal Kane wrote: Manu Militari wrote: ^^ lol Goodstuff. Need moar stories, Kane where are you? My entertainment at work is seriously lacking with the slowdown And I do miss posting stories in here. I have not forgotten this Pirate Thread, I need to go out and do what I use to do, Right now I am more focused on the members in the corp hoping that they enjoy themselves while I plan my next solo adventures. "The Adventures of Cannibal Kane,, now in store for only 4.99$
Diesel47 Bad Men Ltd. 476	Posted - 2013.02.10 09:54:00 - [636] - Quote Got a 0.0 small gang pvp story for you guys bored at work. (I'm going to try using zKB because eve-kill links expire or stop working for some reason.) Wasn't planning on doing any PvP tonight, but my buddy (Diezir) gets on and tells me there is a suspect gila baiting new players in a newbie system, we blow him up: http://zkillboard.com/detail/28424078/ Nothing special. But this encourages us to start a 0.0 roam. I grab a shield harbinger, Diezir takes a rupture, and one of my "Rookie PvPers" fits a stabber and we head to 0.0. After about 30 or so jumps we come across another small gang who also has three ships... Heretic, Hurricane, and bait Maller. From the sov we can tell the space is their home. After some messing about they finally get the guts to engage and send the Maller in, we accept the fight and begin shooting at the Maller. He has a strong tank and manages to get a scram on one of the cruisers. The Hurricane and the Heretic warp from a 200km pinkspot off the gate right ontop of our tackled cruiser. We lose the stabber. I order the rupture to kill the heretic right next to him (because they have very low EHP while being very expensive), the heretic goes down. But at the same time so does our Rupture. http://zkillboard.com/detail/28428129/ At this point it is the Maller and Hurricane vs me. I kite the Hurricane as best as I can with scorch to keep the Maller off of me and to try to make an escape, the Hurricane being the faster ship.. catches up but at that point hes in low armor and begins flying towards his Maller buddy in the hopes that he can peal for him. Not wanting to let him go I follow and get webbed by the Maller and the Hurricane escapes. This gives me enough time to finish off the Maller: http://zkillboard.com/detail/28428123/ Thinking that I've won that engagement (Was pretty even ISK wise) I stay back to loot the field and talk some smack to the Hurricane for selfishly leaving his friend to die.. Local spikes and a much larger gang of the same alliance pours through. The hurricane reappears on the gate, and begins confidently burning towards me with his 10+ fleet ready to warp in. I notice what is happening and I warp to celestial and start making safespots. On d-scan I see multiple ships: -Armageddon, Hyperion. -3x Harbingers, -2x Hurricanes. -Hawk and Raptor. -Tornados. -Huginn. -Broadsword, Onyx. -Some other stuff including a probing ship. I warp 100km to gate we had the initial engagement at and see the same hurricane now accompanied by an Armageddon, Hawk, and two Harbingers. I scan around for a little bit and realize that I'm effectively stuck in the system. They have every exit gate either covered by fast tackle or bubbled by a heavy dictor. I spot the wreck of one of my pilots and realize that if I burn away 30kms I can warp to it at zero. I do so and I get put much closer than I wanted right next to the gang sitting on the gate. They stop hugging the gate and pursue. My biggest threat is the Hawk who can tackle me so that the bigger guns can fire freely on my ship. I'm already taking heavy damage from the Harbs and Armageddon who get great DPS at mid-range with scorch, things become worse when the Hawk manages to land a Web and a Scram on me. My warrior IIs weren't fast enough killing his tank and my guns didn't land the best shots. At this point I activated a medium energy neutralizer on him. His scram turns off, I load Navy Multifreq Crystals in and 3 shot his ship while burning away. My shield tank very low and I'm hurting to leave. http://zkillboard.com/detail/28428330/ I also lock his pod and kill it while kiting (nice implants, glad I did ^.^ ) http://zkillboard.com/detail/28428334/ Dipping into armor I try to warp but a hero Raptor manages to get a long point on me and close in for a 22km orbit. At this point the rest of the fleet has caught up and everything is going to ****. A Huginn webs me from 50km+ plus and the hero Raptor is still on me. I do the only thing I can and put my drones on the Raptor, hes too far away to be neuted.. and my guns (loaded scorch) are having trouble tracking his ship. I overload my microwarp in an effort to gain every little kilometer I can from the enemy long range DPS (Armageddon, Harbingers, Tornados). I'm at 10% structure about to die and I hastily off-line my nanofiber giving me an extra 15% structure.. Just enough to last two more shots from a Tornado. My drones were digging into the Raptors armor and I think he panics and decides to burn away? I manage to land a perfect shot on him and he blows up. I instantly spam the warp button (Was already aligned) and warp out. I live with 14% structure. http://zkillboard.com/detail/28428346/ I believe this entire ordeal greatly angers the 0.0 residents and they bring even more ships to hunt my pesky Harbinger down. Every gate out now has some sort of bubble on it and they bring in dedicated scanning ships to find me. I'm forced to bounce safespots for 15 minutes until I can safely log off at a far away moon. I take a deep breath and explain the story to my two wingmates and they felt alot better about losing their ships in the previous fight. Instead of an even trade they ended up losing 3x more ISK than us. This turned out to be alot longer than I expected. Hope you guys enjoyed it, I know I did.
Daisai The Riot Formation Unclaimed. 72	Posted - 2013.02.14 11:44:00 - [637] - Quote Now thats a proper pvp story, unlike some fail suicide ganking of miners.
culo duro Federal Enslavement 15	Posted - 2013.02.14 12:02:00 - [638] - Quote This isn't really a good story, but great tears. We found this Hulk, Covetor and Orca mining in high sec, needless to say. Orca got murdered. However that isn't the funny part, cause the pilot was understanding and more or less like, thanks for teaching me a lesson. Here's the great part. A random WH alliance guy convo'd me later that day, with this message, we're not even at war with them. [19:54:32] culo duro > o/ [19:54:35] Unknown relation to kill > Howdy [19:54:44] Unknown relation to kill > Well done on the orca kill [19:54:50] culo duro > Ty. [19:54:50] Unknown relation to kill > She is upset tho [19:54:55] Unknown relation to kill > eh [19:55:00] Unknown relation to kill > It was deserved [19:55:19] Unknown relation to kill > They are a noob corp, just shedding spies before they join AOE. [19:55:26] Unknown relation to kill > Hopefully soon. [19:55:31] Unknown relation to kill > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=alliance&name=Acquisition+Of+Empire [19:55:43] Unknown relation to kill > Then we get to teach them how to fly. [19:56:00] culo duro > KB REMOVED This is where i come from. [19:56:13] Unknown relation to kill > You guys seem like you might be interested in more than highsec wars yourself. [19:56:45] culo duro > We don't do high sec wars for the pvp, doing high sec wars for the pvp is like walking a dog like sitting on chair. [19:56:48] culo duro > We do it for the isk. [19:56:56] Unknown relation to kill > WOOT 5 weeks till marmite goes back on sale for me! [19:57:13] Unknown relation to kill > Im so excited. Its been our for over a year since the earthquake. [19:57:41] Unknown relation to kill > And how exactly do you make isk out of it? [19:57:56] culo duro > Loot, ransoms. [19:58:18] Unknown relation to kill > You certainly seem like highsec war folk. [19:58:26] Unknown relation to kill > Not seeing much in the way of null on there. [19:58:33] Unknown relation to kill > Or wormholes. [19:58:54] culo duro > Marmite is a high sec merc alliance, that reached Top 13 in EON Magazine on alliances. [19:59:50] Unknown relation to kill > Yeah? AOE is wormhole alliance [19:59:58] Unknown relation to kill > Congrats on killing the noobs [20:00:23] culo duro > So what type you flying in? [20:01:03] Unknown relation to kill > Well we just finished evicting some ruskies from a C4 for a new corp in our alliance. [20:01:26] Unknown relation to kill > *** of a wormhole to get to, never any nice statics. [20:01:46] culo duro > So why exactly are you convo'ing me? [20:02:04] Unknown relation to kill > Just wanted to see who exactly is bothering such a nice mining corp. [20:02:21] culo duro > we're only in it for isk. [20:02:30] Unknown relation to kill > Oh ** really? [20:02:33] Unknown relation to kill > the isk [20:02:36] Unknown relation to kill > Just hte isk [20:02:47] Unknown relation to kill > You know incursions can make you 100m an hour? [20:02:56] Unknown relation to kill > Im sure thats better isk. [20:03:05] culo duro > It's repetetive. [20:03:16] Unknown relation to kill > Yeah but its all about the isk right? [20:03:53] culo duro > Yeah and i spent 5M scouting out that orca, which gave me 40M. [20:04:01] Unknown relation to kill > Killing noobs is repeditive too. [20:04:12] Unknown relation to kill > Yeah? and how long did that take? [20:04:26] culo duro > it took 5Min. :p [20:04:47] Unknown relation to kill > took 5 min today [20:05:27] culo duro > I can login use 5min of my day find a ship and kill it, or people pay a considerably low ransom. [20:05:50] culo duro > besides what i enjoy is the hunt, not the killing. [20:06:35] Unknown relation to kill > The hunt? type in name-fly to system-kill Achivement unlocked! Mighty Hunter! [20:06:44] Unknown relation to kill > Thats about it right? [20:06:58] Unknown relation to kill > You couldnt handel real pvp where the enemy fights back. [20:07:23] culo duro > I'm going to ask again, so why are you convo'ing me? besides smack talking? [20:07:53] Unknown relation to kill > Wanted to find out what your like, all my concerns have been smoothed out now. [20:08:03] Unknown relation to kill > Your just compensating. [20:08:11] Unknown relation to kill > o/ Fly safe nub. [20:08:14] culo duro > i'm compensating for what? I then proceeded to know what 'real pvp' is, so i looked up his KB, and noticed he had mostly only got 30 vs 2-3 guys on his KB. Re: Re: Question From: culo duro Sent: 2013.02.12 20:16 unless there's several hours between thoes kills where some of them get killed within minutes in between i'd say that's some pretty weird fleet fights. Re: Question Sent: 2013.02.12 20:15 To: culo duro, However you miss the part where those are fleet fights, and there are 20-30 people a side, those kills arent 30 people vs 1 It happens when the FC calls a primary and the primary dies. Question From: culo duro Sent: 2013.02.12 20:14 Does real Pvp mean blopping other players? because that's what you seem to do, i can't find a single kill on your killboard which is a fair fight. He didn't respond to my last question though.
Daisai The Riot Formation Unclaimed. 74	Posted - 2013.02.14 13:19:00 - [639] - Quote I dont see any tears in that except some small amount from you because you got trolled a little.
Reppyk Yarrbear Inc. BricK sQuAD. 357	Posted - 2013.02.14 14:28:00 - [640] - Quote culo duro wrote: [20:06:58] Unknown relation to kill > You couldnt handel real pvp where the enemy fights back. [20:08:03] Unknown relation to kill > Your just compensating. [20:08:11] Unknown relation to kill > o/ Fly safe nub. It's not tears, but still entertaining.

Cannibal Kane The African Terrorist 1422	Posted - 2013.02.14 18:10:00 - [641] - Quote Reppyk wrote: culo duro wrote: [20:06:58] Unknown relation to kill > You couldnt handel real pvp where the enemy fights back. [20:08:03] Unknown relation to kill > Your just compensating. [20:08:11] Unknown relation to kill > o/ Fly safe nub. It's not tears, but still entertaining. I get that alot.... "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS
Manu Militari Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx 12	Posted - 2013.02.15 07:47:00 - [642] - Quote So, i finally think I had an experience worthy of sharing. I chuckle when I look back at it and hope you all do. So I was traveling through hi sec recently, in search of new pastures when I came across a pretty comedy opportunity. As I am a pirate, yarr, I was traversing through in a swiftly fit atron bc the faction police do not take kindly to me being around. Anyways, as I landed on a gate I realized there was a pod slow-boating in from about 14km away. Well since the po po were nearby I jumped through and held cloak while I checked the pilot's info. I was shocked to learn he was over 3 years old and was apparently afk traveling in a pod. I thought this couldn't be right. After some debate I decided to jump back through and try to make contact with the pod traveler to warn him of the dangers of traveling in a pod particularly while afk. As I clicked his name on my overview, the unthinkable happened. My cat decided to come say hello and well he jumped on my keyboard and before I knew it, the pod was gone, all that was left was his cold body floating in space. The gentleman I am, I went to scoop his body in hopes of re-uniting it with his family when concord pounced upon me. It wasn't until hearing from concord that I realized that my cat had accidentally caused me to destroy the poor soul I was trying to help. In the end though, I was quite happy that he perished as he failed to see the good intentions in my actions and proceeded to bombard me with accusations and slander. [02:13:57] ********* > what's wrong with u? [02:14:29] ******* > You have problems ? [02:14:48] ******* > Hello? [02:14:50] Manu Militari > sorry my cat jumped on my keyboard [02:14:55] ******* > right [02:15:02] Manu Militari > dude so sorry [02:15:04] Manu Militari > ill reimburse [02:15:11] ******* > okay 150mil [02:15:24] ******* > at leats jeez [02:15:29] ******* > 350 mil in implants onge [02:15:38] ******* > just wow man [02:15:50] Manu Militari > dont autopilot through space in a pod [02:15:51] ******* > didnt even lok at the kill sheet 350 mil in implants [02:15:56] Manu Militari > its not safe [02:16:09] ******* > I didnt I looked away from the keyboard [02:16:25] ******* > Not the point anyway why would you do something liek that other than to be mean [02:16:36] Manu Militari > its ok you did, lesson learned. you were 15km from gate slowboating in aka autopilot [02:16:39] ******* > so you have 350mil to credit me then? [02:16:58] Manu Militari > ya i gotta log on alt n then ill send it [02:16:59] ******* > I dont need you to teach me anything [02:17:02] ******* > yeah right [02:17:13] ******* > whatever man what comes around goes around go back to your pathetic life [02:17:32] Manu Militari > o7 [02:18:03] ******* > I'll never understand people like you, got a screw lose or something wrong with you daddy didnt love you something [02:18:35] Manu Militari > (MANU MILITARI 6MILL ATRON KM - CONCORD) dude i got killed right after fuckkk [02:18:38] Manu Militari > i didnt realize [02:18:49] Manu Militari > gna cost me to replace that ship sorry cant reimburse [02:19:10] ******* > I feel sorry for your family and the people who care about you in real life I bet you're a total douche [02:20:57] ******* > wtf do u want [02:21:01] Manu Militari > cry all u want [02:21:05] Manu Militari > but no need to insult me irl [02:21:07] ******* > shut the up talking to me [02:21:16] Manu Militari > u noob [02:21:19] ******* > LMAO [02:21:22] Manu Militari > autopiloting through space lol [02:21:26] Manu Militari > thanks for the KM [02:22:04] Manu Militari > 3 years old and you dont have noobie sense to not autopilot haha [02:22:06] ******* > I really dont care, it's not about the money, it's not about the implants it's not about any of that, it's the fact that you did it. It's the thought process going through your head when you did it [02:22:18] Manu Militari > i TOLD YOU IT WAS MY CAT! [02:22:26] ******* > That's how i KNOW your family hates you and you are DOUCHE [02:22:52] Manu Militari > why bc we have a cat who wants to be pat? [02:22:58] ******* > so enjoy you're PATHETIC life reject because anyone who does stuff like that just to be mean will end up ALONE and REJECTED [02:23:16] ******* > You're a LIAR and if it was an accident then give me 350 mil right now [02:23:22] ******* > thought so [02:23:23] Manu Militari > i TOLD you i would [02:23:28] ******* > then do it [02:23:31] ******* > stop talking and do it [02:23:33] Manu Militari > but my ship got destroyed by those damn faction police [02:23:37] Manu Militari > and i need to see how much my alt has [02:23:42] ******* > o wow an atron lmao [02:23:50] Manu Militari > if my cat could cough up isk he would and this would be settled [02:24:08] ******* > Ignorance is blissfull huh ? [02:24:23] ********* > Pathetic [02:24:24] Manu Militari > funny my cats name is bliss lol thats so weird Wha!?
culo duro Federal Enslavement 19	Posted - 2013.02.15 07:56:00 - [643] - Quote Manu Militari wrote: [02:22:18] Manu Militari > i TOLD YOU IT WAS MY CAT! [02:22:26] *********** > That's how i KNOW your family hates you and you are DOUCHE Well it seems you can now become a Douche by having a cat. Aw man, that's just awesome.
Reppyk Yarrbear Inc. BricK sQuAD. 359	Posted - 2013.02.15 09:50:00 - [644] - Quote Manu Militari wrote: [02:22:52] Manu Militari > why bc we have a cat who wants to be pat? [02:22:58] *********** > so enjoy you're PATHETIC life reject because anyone who does stuff like that just to be mean will end up ALONE and REJECTED Aha ! I GOT CAT ; NOT FOREVER ALONE
Liam Inkuras Chaotic Tranquility Casoff 158	Posted - 2013.02.15 13:41:00 - [645] - Quote Confirming that cats are awoxers in disguise that sit on your keyboard at the worst possible times.
Reppyk Yarrbear Inc. BricK sQuAD. 360	Posted - 2013.02.19 09:28:00 - [646] - Quote This lack of content makes me sad. I browse different killboards, to check what (and how bad) my favorite victims are doing in EVE. And I found this : http://www.echoes-of-nowhere.net/killboard/index.php/kill_detail/12130/ Note that mining in Teo/Gelfi is not the smartest choice, because it's next to the MoldenH lowsec, and when pirates get bored, ganks happen. Well it was juste an untanked retriever (and a pod). A few days later, I had to come in the area to move a few ships. I saw him in local and remembered the killmail. "Raztout's retriever" on dscan. Ok, where are my -10 toons ? One hour and 2 catalysts later, I got this : http://www.echoes-of-nowhere.net/killboard/index.php/kill_detail/12189/ The loot was worth more than my catalysts and the fits :soon-spacerich:. You may notice that he didnt learn at all and was still using an untanked, cargo-riggued barge. 5 minutes later, he undocked in a third retriever. Really ? http://www.echoes-of-nowhere.net/killboard/index.php/kill_detail/12190/ Ooops. This time I used T2 guns, because he probably refitted in a tanky setup. Oh wait. Most of the guns dropped, and I made another few millions of it. This time he got mad of it, and insulted me in (an approximate) French. Basically I'm a terrible player that cannot PVP, that I should go in lowsec or 00 to learn to pewpew (lolwut?) and that next time, he'll be waiting for me in WSK (which is one of the most remote area of EVE). Well the next day, he was still online, but not in Teo... Hmm... Where is he... Oh, got it. http://www.echoes-of-nowhere.net/killboard/index.php/kill_detail/12206/ http://www.echoes-of-nowhere.net/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12205 (his alt) Cool, I don't have to go there.
culo duro Federal Enslavement 19	Posted - 2013.02.19 09:33:00 - [647] - Quote Reppyk wrote: I read his corp name as "sense of stupidity". Can't believe he undocked 3 times into the same system right after. :p
Cable Udan The Tuskers 142	Posted - 2013.02.20 23:12:00 - [648] - Quote Alana Charen-Teng wrote: ShahFluffers wrote: (Chatlogs of angry miner) In my humble experience, there is a discernible pattern to how highsec miners react to inconveniences like this. 1. Make liberal use of profanity and ad hominems. Call into question your attacker's sexual orientation, maturity, and financial security. Accuse them of being sociopaths. 2. Make empty threats of revenge in-game (and, if you're particularly unbalanced, in Real Life). Tell them about the powerful lowsec/nullsec friends that you don't actually have. 3. Sulk off and return to mining - don't actually follow through with any of your threats, remember your own impotence. Doom yourself to repeat this unfortunate pattern of behavior. I want this in my bio. http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog
Pannax Ni Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth 0	Posted - 2013.02.22 02:17:00 - [649] - Quote Took a recent dive into FW, sometimes I look for other things to do. Started suicide ganking the near by high-sec miners. One came off as funny. Scout scanned a retriever with no tank and nothing worth of moduels either. Then I remembered to check the bounty, Corp had a 300m bounty. Quick market check gave a hull price of 30m, my thoughts were that at 20% that would cover my costs. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16469875 My wallet flashes, 13m bounty, heh I think to my self. Bounties could hurt miners. Scout wallet flashes, 13m bounty. What!? I check the KM I check the cargo. Maybe I should have cargo scanners on my scout.
Reppyk Yarrbear Inc. BricK sQuAD. 365	Posted - 2013.02.22 03:23:00 - [650] - Quote Goldrush : you can find tokens deep inside the veldspar.

Helgur void. Happy Endings 0	Posted - 2013.02.22 11:18:00 - [651] - Quote Time to contribute with a little story. This happened some time ago when I was roaming around trying to find a can to flip. It is worth to mention that the corp I was in at the time, was actually called "The State", adding to the confusion :D Helgur > Hello Miner > oh man u got men cornered Miner > if i take u just gonna kill me :P Miner > this is the second time ive been done over Miner > the exact same move Helgur > I am sorry sir, the reason I'm here is because The State have audited your tax logs Miner > ey? :P Helgur > you have recently been falling back on your taxes to the The State and I have therefore been sent to confiscate your ore Miner > wat Helgur > You do understand as a government official I require your full cooperation in this matter? Miner > dont bullshit man Miner > can i have it back Miner > whats going to happen? Helgur > I am sorry, this ore is now the property of The State if you want to make a complaint you are free to do so through official channels and by sending in form RF-31119 Miner > u gonna kill me Miner > wat Helgur > yes, if you interfare with an governemt official, retaliation will be swift Helgur > now please move along Miner > what Miner > hang on Miner > look i know u can just kill me in one hit Helgur > I am glad we have come to an agreement and that you are fully cooperating in this investigation Miner > can u just give it back Helgur > as I said, I am here with authority from The State Helgur > it belongs to the government now Helgur > allthough you are offcourse free to send in an complaint if you so wish Miner > how Miner > ill get concorde over here Miner > :P Helgur > Concord has no authority in internal civic matters concerning The State, this is Caldari space Miner > so what shall i do Miner > i dont really want to leave this stuff, ive spent ages getting it Helgur > hold on, let me check up on our internal records regarding your files... Helgur > ah... Miner > and tbh this feels like a big scam Helgur > this is more serious than I thought Helgur > you currently owe The State 12 million ISK in backtaxes Helgur > minus the ore i've just confiscated Helgur > you are due a total sum of 8.320.000 ISK Miner > wat is backtaxes Helgur > taxes sir, we all have to contribute a little bit to make the Caldari nation the pride and glory wich it is Helgur > and you have fallen back on your taxes, as it seems Miner > what u on about, i dont control whether i pay taxes Miner > its automatic Helgur > that is untrue, for players with direct contract under an agent yes Miner > what Helgur > but for freelancers as yourself you are responsible to pay your taxes by your own means Miner > no im not Miner > selling my crago, tax is automatically take off Helgur > yes that is sales tax Helgur > we are talking about income tax here, sir Miner > wat income Miner > omg wtf Helgur > please hold on sir Miner > stop killin him Miner > what did he do Helgur > while I deal with this criminal EVE System > Channel changed to Veisto Local Channel Helgur > HOLD IT RIGHT THERE Helgur > PULL YOUR GOD DAMN SPACE VEHICLE OVER, SIR!! Miners Corp Mate > u steal from my freind ill steal from u :D Miners Corp Mate > and all uve done is give me money :D Miners Corp Mate > im coming for u :D Miners Corp Mate > sucks to be you Helgur > interference with official The State business is a serious crime, sir. Please stay out of this for your own good Miners Corp Mate > shut up mate Miners Corp Mate > taking the game a bit too serious Miners Corp Mate > lol Helgur > now, now, there is no need for that kind of language Miners Corp Mate > why dont u give the stuff back to hairy Miners Corp Mate > and dont start BSing about 'the state' and 'how i have no life' Vrawynn Krosectorr > L2eve Miners Corp Mate > ? Vrawynn Krosectorr > L Vrawynn Krosectorr > 2 Vrawynn Krosectorr > Eve Miners Corp Mate > im not following Vrawynn Krosectorr > the letter L Vrawynn Krosectorr > the numerical value of 2 Vrawynn Krosectorr > and the sci fi MMORPG Vrawynn Krosectorr > Eve online Vrawynn Krosectorr > L2Eve Miners Corp Mate > yes i no Miners Corp Mate > but i dont get L2eve Miners Corp Mate > what does it stand for Muffser > lol Miners Corp Mate > alright gays Saltysailor Funaila > LOL haha u complete idiot *** =P Miners Corp Mate > lol Miner > he;s the criminal? Helgur > interfering with a government investigation is a serious crime, he also was cought redhandidly stealing from The State Miner > where can i bring up my records Helgur > your records are on file, and can be retrieved by filing a petition for them Miner > how Helgur > go to http://www.eve-online.com Helgur > go to the forums Miner > if ur from the state, why are you red Helgur > under eve general make a new post with the title: petition for personal tax records: HairyMemberHairy Helgur > and state your request there Miner > kk Helgur > you may also include this chat log for reference, it might speed up the request Miner > could u just put all the ore back in the carg container Helgur > This is government property now Helgur > another State official will come by shortly to pick it up Miner > y Miner > hello Miner > y u picking it up Helgur > yes Miner > y Miner > wat the hell man Miner > common Miner > now this has all been a scam but why Miner > u dont need the money i bet Helgur > thank you for your cooperation sir o7 now keep in mind that if your backtaxes are not payed by the end of next week our officials might need to pay you another visit very soon Miner > lola Miner > gottcha Miner > wont happen again sir Helgur > Thank you, fly safe o7
culo duro Federal Enslavement 26	Posted - 2013.02.22 11:51:00 - [652] - Quote Helgur wrote: -snip- GENIUS
Haedonism Bot Revolutionary Front New Creation Collective 196	Posted - 2013.02.22 13:11:00 - [653] - Quote Helgur wrote: Helgur > HOLD IT RIGHT THERE Helgur > PULL YOUR GOD DAMN SPACE VEHICLE OVER, SIR!! Funny Join the Revolutionary Front and liberate New Eden from it's stuff.
Reppyk Yarrbear Inc. BricK sQuAD. 366	Posted - 2013.02.22 15:53:00 - [654] - Quote That's why we need the old Comet model back.
Amanda Rekenwhith Brave Newbies Inc. 5	Posted - 2013.02.22 19:32:00 - [655] - Quote I as salvaging NPC rats in Hek when I find someone doing the same thing but he had a suspect flag. Killmail I then scram his pod and pop that too just because I've never don e that before. Pod Five minutes later i get my first taste of tears [19:00:41] Amanda Rekenwhith > Hey buddy [19:01:02] Dead Guy > you made a huge mistake [19:01:12] Amanda Rekenwhith > I'm good at that. [19:01:27] Dead Guy > im out there salvaging and you kill me unprovoked [19:01:48] Amanda Rekenwhith > You were a suspect. I'm laying out justice [19:02:20] Dead Guy > b*s* your going to get murdered now [19:02:47] Amanda Rekenwhith > Shouldn't take stuff that doesn't belong to you. Bad things happen [19:03:13] Dead Guy > im salvaging npc wreaks you idiot [19:03:37] Dead Guy > and you shouldnt shoot people when your only 8 days old (I think he meant that he's only 8 days old. I'm nearly a month old myself) [19:03:38] Amanda Rekenwhith > salvage is ok. stealing the cargo, no so much. if i did bad stuff i'd be concorded [19:04:19] Amanda Rekenwhith > don't you read the papers? kids with guns kill people all the time [19:04:57] Dead Guy > funny still you should leave hek else i will drop you [19:05:12] Amanda Rekenwhith > nah. i like the attention. [19:05:26] Dead Guy > ok then [19:05:39] Amanda Rekenwhith > you're noob too so it's not like you're gonna come with much [19:06:39] Dead Guy > keep thinking that [19:07:22] Amanda Rekenwhith > thinking is too hard. i just pew pew when i see blinkys. i gotta run someone is stealing stuff and they need punishment. fly safe. 7o Delicious. I can't wait to do it again. For dessert we're offering humble pie. -áWould you like some after you're done eating crow?
Liam Inkuras Chaotic Tranquility Casoff 167	Posted - 2013.02.22 22:32:00 - [656] - Quote Amanda Rekenwhith wrote: I as salvaging NPC rats in Hek when I find someone doing the same thing but he had a suspect flag. Killmail I then scram his pod and pop that too just because I've never don e that before. Pod Five minutes later i get my first taste of tears [19:00:41] Amanda Rekenwhith > Hey buddy [19:01:02] Dead Guy > you made a huge mistake [19:01:12] Amanda Rekenwhith > I'm good at that. [19:01:27] Dead Guy > im out there salvaging and you kill me unprovoked [19:01:48] Amanda Rekenwhith > You were a suspect. I'm laying out justice [19:02:20] Dead Guy > b*s* your going to get murdered now [19:02:47] Amanda Rekenwhith > Shouldn't take stuff that doesn't belong to you. Bad things happen [19:03:13] Dead Guy > im salvaging npc wreaks you idiot [19:03:37] Dead Guy > and you shouldnt shoot people when your only 8 days old (I think he meant that he's only 8 days old. I'm nearly a month old myself) [19:03:38] Amanda Rekenwhith > salvage is ok. stealing the cargo, no so much. if i did bad stuff i'd be concorded [19:04:19] Amanda Rekenwhith > don't you read the papers? kids with guns kill people all the time [19:04:57] Dead Guy > funny still you should leave hek else i will drop you [19:05:12] Amanda Rekenwhith > nah. i like the attention. [19:05:26] Dead Guy > ok then [19:05:39] Amanda Rekenwhith > you're noob too so it's not like you're gonna come with much [19:06:39] Dead Guy > keep thinking that [19:07:22] Amanda Rekenwhith > thinking is too hard. i just pew pew when i see blinkys. i gotta run someone is stealing stuff and they need punishment. fly safe. 7o Delicious. I can't wait to do it again. Great to see you starting young
culo duro Federal Enslavement 27	Posted - 2013.02.22 22:33:00 - [657] - Quote Amanda Rekenwhith wrote: -snip- Your corp definently fits you.
Amanda Rekenwhith Brave Newbies Inc. 7	Posted - 2013.02.23 04:52:00 - [658] - Quote culo duro wrote: Amanda Rekenwhith wrote: -snip- Your corp definently fits you. About an hour later he messages me again calling me out for a duel. I guess he fitted his PvP frig. Killmail I kited him at 25km. He only got me to 80% shields before my railguns and drones ate him up. Now I have a 1mil bounty on my head. Not sure if space is safe for me anymore, but I'm willing to lose a few ships to find out. For dessert we're offering humble pie. -áWould you like some after you're done eating crow?
culo duro Federal Enslavement 27	Posted - 2013.02.23 13:38:00 - [659] - Quote Amanda Rekenwhith wrote: culo duro wrote: Amanda Rekenwhith wrote: -snip- Your corp definently fits you. About an hour later he messages me again calling me out for a duel. I guess he fitted his PvP frig. Killmail I kited him at 25km. He only got me to 80% shields before my railguns and drones ate him up. Now I have a 1mil bounty on my head. Not sure if space is safe for me anymore, but I'm willing to lose a few ships to find out. Just a hint fit blasters for pvp in such a lovely boat as the thorax.
Liam Inkuras Chaotic Tranquility Casoff 167	Posted - 2013.02.23 22:53:00 - [660] - Quote culo duro wrote: Just a hint fit blasters for pvp in such a lovely boat as the thorax. This man speaks sound advice



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