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Blaaaaah	Posted - 2007.11.09 08:03:00 - [31] Originally by: dev1lwoman Edited by: dev1lwoman on 08/11/2007 23:47:23 BTW Count is on holiday.. so if the mothership is seen in space I would suspect that some one has borrowed it without permission because obviously arranging for someone else to fly it if needed on counts account would be against the EULA, so that wont happen will it Never mind NYE I am sure your alt will be able to fly one legitamtly soon Lol, saw an ISS Aeon near Kheram (cant remember system name right now) 2 days ago.
Deaell Portt Koshaku Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.11.09 09:43:00 - [32] Ahh some PR at least. Mighty Goons saw us, spy us, stalking us :-). Why u dont quote what i say in that topic :-( or others pilots from ISS.
Vile rat GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:09:00 - [33] The OP isn't a goon, they are just some idiot. Not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything.
Brmble Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:26:00 - [34] Originally by: Vile rat The OP isn't a goon, they are just some idiot. Not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything. but how can you be so sure? the spawn of bhaal must be eradicated, there is no other way ~ no not believin in urself ~
Orangir GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:42:00 - [35] The phased-plasma torch made short work of the locking mechanism which separated Anexian from his goal. The reinforced tritanium doors began to slide open as his override algorithms took effect on the stationÆs computer systems. Alarms rang, and the corridorÆs lighting suddenly turned a harsh red as emergency systems were activated by his intrusion. ôDamn!ö he cursed under his breath as he dove through the door which stuttered in its attempts to simultaneously open and close, frozen in indecision. A moment later, it slammed shut with tremendous mechanical force and so too did the shielded blast doors behind it, completely sealing the storage bay from the rest of the station and nearly crushing Anexian in the process. ôGuards! Guards!ö came the hoarse, frenetic call from inside the dimly lit, cavernous bay. Silhouetted against the harsh glare of the emergency floodlamps was an enormous figure frantically and pathetically gesturing into a console. It was nearly twenty-seven feet tall and and seventy-six tonnes of amorphous flesh, barely recogniseable as human. With great disgust, Anexian realised that the woman was naked - her ghastly blotched and freckled skin lit by the flickering dim blue light of the viewscreen. With a grim smile which belied the unsteadiness he felt in his heart, Anexian at once strode towards the behemoth and drew his blaster, instantly obliterating the console with an antimatter charge. ôThereÆs no escaping now, Lady Scarlet,ö he growled, savouring the moment. Suddenly, with terrible resolve, he raised the weapon again. The bright flashes of light from his blaster began to blind his dark-adjusted eyes, as Anexian screamed a terrifying cry whose anger and desperate hope echoed off of the storage bayÆs walls as he fired again and again at the monster. Eventually, he depleted his ammunition reserves and it was then that fear struck into his heart: Over his screaming and the sounds of his blaster, the monster had been laughing. The mocking cackling was maddening. ôPuny little man,ö the distorted, baritone voice boomed, a distinct note of amusement still present, ôI will make you my plaything now!ö Anexian shrank from the massive woman, clearly intimidated by her massive presence and the incredible physical toughness granted to her by her awesome bulk. With a terrible sloshing, Lady Scarlet began to move, heaving herself, an unstoppable juggernaut, towards Anexian. He scrambled for purchase against the slick metallic ground and dove away from her approach just in time to evade the wet smack of Lady ScarletÆs moist body impacting the blast doors behind him. Anexian rose quickly and prepared for the worst. Instead, the storage bay was calm and quiet, the only noise was Lady ScarletÆs laboured wheezing, a result of her tremendous physical effort. She had wedged herself into the frame of the door and struggled feebly, futilely for freedom from it. Anexian summoned what remained of his shaken courage and began the final chapter of his final mission. ôIÆve got you just where I want you,ö he said unsteadily, as he stood half-naked behind Lady Scarlet and activated his plasma torch. Lady ScarletÆs efforts to free herself doubled with the *****ling hum of the torchÆs blade. A mumbling sound came through the door û the guards were outside, and it wouldnÆt be long until they opened the door and were in the storage bay. Anexian would have no time to hesitate. With a blood-curdling shout, he charged into the bulk of the monster before him, hewing off great ribbons and chunks of cauterized flesh. Lady ScarletÆs shrill screams slowly began to wear down AnexianÆs sanity and his efforts were intensified by his fear. It wasnÆt long until he had carved himself a path to his goal through the innumerable layers and folds of skin and flesh: an ovary. He activated his personal shield which fizzed and flickered as it held back the quivering flesh which sought to swallow the little man and oozed thick blood around him. Wisps of sickening, acrid smoke of burning flesh and blood began to slowly turn and coalesce in the still air of the bubble. Turning his head and grimacing in reluctance, he stabbed down into the white, egg-shaped structure of Lady ScarletÆs ovary. The walls shook with the shriek emitted by Lady Scarlet and the metallic echoes multiplied its horror. Anexian fought back the nausea in his gut and unbuckled his pants. After a few unsteady strokes with fumbling, groping hands, he quickly entered the zone and was soon ready to complete his mission. As he guided his thickly-veined member into the jiggling hole he had stabbed in Lady ScarletÆs ovary, he closed his eyes and began thinking of better times. Thrusting rhythmically, his trained meditation and fantasizing brought him to distant times and locales, erotic, perverse and favourite places, away from the horror which surrounded him and assaulted his senses.
Orangir GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:42:00 - [36] Edited by: Orangir on 09/11/2007 10:43:28 Soon, Anexian was at the moment of climax. With a triumphant grunt, he began to spasm and thick spurts of his payload erupted forth from his body into Lady ScarletÆs. The genetically-engineered macrovirus he had injected himself with had been successfully delivered, and quickly began its work with incredible speed. Dark purple tentacles erupted forth from the violated wound in Lady ScarletÆs ovary as the virus began cannibalizing the flesh around it. Anexian staggered back and watched virus do its gruesome work. The tentacles pulsed and flexed, growing in girth and strength, and soon, the tentacles were thick and strong and plunged into other bits of the screaming, frantically struggling woman, where they sprouted new tentacles. Anexian grabbed his plasma torch and began hurriedly carving an escape route through the flesh which had buried him and abandoned his child to complete its task. Suddenly, seconds after he had burst forth from Lady ScarletÆs body, the blast doors opened. The guards outside were greeted by Lady ScarletÆs naked girth literally pouring out to meet them, sprouting ever-increasing bouquets of tentacles and by the incredible animal sounds she had began making in her last moments of life. The virus had made its way into her digestive tract, and new eruptions of tentacles sprayed loose, gelatinous fecal matter in great spurts. As lesser men, the entire audience was instantly stricken mad and fled for their lives, dropping their tools and their stools in a headlong flight away from the monster. Released by the doorÆs opening, Lady Scarlet made one last desperate heave towards Anexian, who, now feeling much lighter and confident, easily evaded her attack. With one hand on his remote and the other firmly grasping his member, he climbed up Lady ScarletÆs body and looked down into her helpless, wide eyes with vengeance and hatred. He closed his eyes and began stroking himself again, deaf to the gibbering pleas of the woman underneath him. Within moments, he delivered a decisive second payload of genetic material in thick ribbons into Lady ScarletÆs mouth and eyes, which slowly began to dissolve into her flesh and turn it purple. Anexian gazed down upon what he had wrought and smiled the last smile Lady Scarlet would ever see. Backflipping off the womanÆs face, he magnetized his boots and activated his remote control. The bayÆs hangar doors began to open and the cacophony of Lady ScarletÆs gurgling and the computer systemÆs alarms was a triumphant symphony of victory as she was sucked out into the void of space, leaving only a half-naked Anexian standing proudly in the hangar bay, genitals flapping like a patriotic flag in the wind. -True Enjoyment
Bailian Moxtain Infinitus Odium The Church.	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:45:00 - [37] I love you! - Valorem ([email protected]) *- made in Norway -*
Ponderous Thunderstroke Republic War Machine Industries	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:46:00 - [38] God I love a fresh hot batch of chatn0rp. Karma biting ISS on the buttocks for having tried to stamp out IAC, many times over.
Niraco79 Gallente Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.11.09 10:50:00 - [39] Originally by: Vile rat The OP isn't a goon, they are just some idiot. Not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything. When a BoB and a Goon agree on something u know there is something terribly wrong in the universe.....ah i know is the cowards alt posts (pro bob and pro goon alike) ________________ THE MEGA NOOB
Quetzalcoatle Silver Snake Enterprise Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.11.09 11:06:00 - [40] Originally by: Ponderous Thunderstroke God I love a fresh hot batch of chatn0rp. Karma biting ISS on the buttocks for having tried to stamp out IAC, many times over. You seem to have your facts wrong ... o wait, my bad. Didn't notice I was in CAOD (Q starts writing 100x: facts and CAOD don't mix, facts and CAOD don't mix, facts and CAOD don't mix, facts and CAOD don't mix, facts and CAOD don't mix, ...)

Elohe GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 11:12:00 - [41] anexian sounds like a hardcore mother******
NATMav F.R.E.E. Explorer Atrum Tempestas Foedus	Posted - 2007.11.09 11:40:00 - [42] 11/20 Nevar Forget! Farham: "Remember, sometimes evolution ends in extinction."
VolcanicButtmonkey	Posted - 2007.11.09 11:46:00 - [43] Originally by: Orangir “Puny little man,” the distorted, baritone voice boomed, a distinct note of amusement still present, “I will make you my plaything now!” Anexian shrank from the massive woman, clearly intimidated by her massive presence and the incredible physical toughness granted to her by her awesome bulk. With a terrible sloshing, Lady Scarlet began to move, heaving herself, an unstoppable juggernaut, towards Anexian. He scrambled for purchase against the slick metallic ground and dove away from her approach just in time to evade the wet smack of Lady Scarlet’s moist body impacting the blast doors behind him. Anexian rose quickly and prepared for the worst. Instead, the storage bay was calm and quiet, the only noise was Lady Scarlet’s laboured wheezing, a result of her tremendous physical effort. She had wedged herself into the frame of the door and struggled feebly, futilely for freedom from it. Anexian summoned what remained of his shaken courage and began the final chapter of his final mission. “I’ve got you just where I want you,” he said unsteadily, as he stood half-naked behind Lady Scarlet and activated his plasma torch. Lady Scarlet’s efforts to free herself doubled with the *****ling hum of the torch’s blade. A mumbling sound came through the door – the guards were outside, and it wouldn’t be long until they opened the door and were in the storage bay. Anexian would have no time to hesitate. With a blood-curdling shout, he charged into the bulk of the monster before him, hewing off great ribbons and chunks of cauterized flesh. Lady Scarlet’s shrill screams slowly began to wear down Anexian’s sanity and his efforts were intensified by his fear. It wasn’t long until he had carved himself a path to his goal through the innumerable layers and folds of skin and flesh: an ovary. He activated his personal shield which fizzed and flickered as it held back the quivering flesh which sought to swallow the little man and oozed thick blood around him. Wisps of sickening, acrid smoke of burning flesh and blood began to slowly turn and coalesce in the still air of the bubble. Turning his head and grimacing in reluctance, he stabbed down into the white, egg-shaped structure of Lady Scarlet’s ovary. The walls shook with the shriek emitted by Lady Scarlet and the metallic echoes multiplied its horror. Anexian fought back the nausea in his gut and unbuckled his pants. After a few unsteady strokes with fumbling, groping hands, he quickly entered the zone and was soon ready to complete his mission. As he guided his thickly-veined member into the jiggling hole he had stabbed in Lady Scarlet’s ovary, he closed his eyes and began thinking of better times. Thrusting rhythmically, his trained meditation and fantasizing brought him to distant times and locales, erotic, perverse and favourite places, away from the horror which surrounded him and assaulted his senses. .....And that is how the goons were spawned
Ponderous Thunderstroke Republic War Machine Industries	Posted - 2007.11.09 11:49:00 - [44] That has to be the single most disgusting thing I've ever read in relation to EVE. Thank you, VolcanicButtmonkey. Thank you. +5 points for your name too.
Nlewis GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 13:36:00 - [45] Originally by: laotse pleaese dev get alive and grow up is funy you are the only one thingking this kind of post is stil necesary ?? nobody wants them and nobody reads them its just carbage did you have a stroke while typing this?
Smith Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.11.09 13:37:00 - [46] The sky is very low today, has anyone else noticed this?
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.09 13:58:00 - [47] no. i live in belgium. if sky was lower it would be below the ground ------ Proud Janitor of Tides of Silence
Nlewis GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 14:21:00 - [48] Originally by: Splagada no. i live in belgium. if sky was lower it would be below the ground yeah belgium has the best weather ever
Tryptic Photon Gallente Black Watch Legionnaires	Posted - 2007.11.09 14:55:00 - [49] Time for another Caravan Fleet to boost morale? Be sure to invite Evil Thug again.

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The Mittani GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.09 15:48:00 - [51] Originally by: Antion As for the rest of the OP, tell me honestly, do any of you goons and such really care about ISS? in the big scheme of things, we are rather small i care about iss ^_^ count is my speshul friend and thats pretty much why we keep ruining your alliance maybe he should have listened to me da first time and not messed with my brosef tyrrax
Antion Gallente Koshaku Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.11.09 15:56:00 - [52] Originally by: The Mittani Originally by: Antion As for the rest of the OP, tell me honestly, do any of you goons and such really care about ISS? in the big scheme of things, we are rather small i care about iss ^_^ count is my speshul friend and thats pretty much why we keep ruining your alliance maybe he should have listened to me da first time and not messed with my brosef tyrrax Everyone needs Friends and enemies in high places. ------------------- Director, KAZO
Benny Hill Caldari Deceased Inc	Posted - 2007.11.10 00:28:00 - [53] Originally by: dev1lwoman Edited by: dev1lwoman on 08/11/2007 23:33:49 QUOTES BY ISS MEMBERS AND MEMBERS OF THE ISS MANAGEMENT TEAM MADE THIS WEEK ON ISS FORUMS And why would many people care?
Tyrrax Thorrk Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.11.10 04:36:00 - [54] Originally by: laotse pleaese dev get alive and grow up is funy you are the only one thingking this kind of post is stil necesary ?? nobody wants them and nobody reads them its just carbage I couldn't agree less ;d I love reading stuff like this and I'm far too lazy to infiltrate other alliances myself.. :\ http://eve.klaki.net/
Packtu'sa Nabaal Construction and Industrials Corp	Posted - 2007.11.10 06:30:00 - [55] Originally by: Wink ISS died a long time ago when they lost the long time corps because of the mis-management and some corrupt leadership that existed. They killed it when they allowed the freeloaders and gougers to return and screwed the longterm corps that stuck around through thick and thin. See at one point they actually had people that cared about not only the name of ISS but what happened to the ISS members. Once leadership showed that they were the ones that did not care about the members, that is when their fate was sealed for good. Good to hear from you again, Chris. I'm laughing at the moment because, oddly enough, I totally agree with you on what you posted above, particularly the second half. We're undoubtedly referring to different events and whatnot, but hey, it's a damn similar sentiment. Packtu'sa Founder/CEO Nabaal Construction and Industrials Corp [NCIC]
duckmonster GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.10 06:44:00 - [56] Originally by: Vile rat The OP isn't a goon, they are just some idiot. Not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything. Ploptops sends his regards ----------- HI IM DUCKMONSTER VOTE DUCKMONSTER IK OF CAOD 07
Algey The Littlest Hobos Insurgency	Posted - 2007.11.10 08:42:00 - [57] Originally by: Packtu'sa Originally by: Wink ISS died a long time ago when they lost the long time corps because of the mis-management and some corrupt leadership that existed. They killed it when they allowed the freeloaders and gougers to return and screwed the longterm corps that stuck around through thick and thin. See at one point they actually had people that cared about not only the name of ISS but what happened to the ISS members. Once leadership showed that they were the ones that did not care about the members, that is when their fate was sealed for good. Good to hear from you again, Chris. I'm laughing at the moment because, oddly enough, I totally agree with you on what you posted above, particularly the second half. We're undoubtedly referring to different events and whatnot, but hey, it's a damn similar sentiment. Did they finally boot you out for the scam then, er I mean the pos chain that never made a profit or paid people
End Yourself Core Domination Big Bang Quantum	Posted - 2007.11.11 00:56:00 - [58] Originally by: laotse pleaese dev get alive and grow up is funy you are the only one thingking this kind of post is stil necesary ?? nobody wants them and nobody reads them its just carbage What would CAOD be without threads like this one? And peeps with extreme lack of education? --- Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
General Xenophon Caldari Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2007.11.11 01:30:00 - [59] As far as I can tell, ISS has had many mishaps, fallen, and gotten back up on it's feet, so it may be premature to say that the ISS is 'falling'. Such posts with alts are infuriating and undeniably biased at best. For myself, I will just wait and see what happens. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints
UneFraiseDansUneChaise GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.11.11 09:55:00 - [60] Originally by: Niraco79 Originally by: Vile rat The OP isn't a goon, they are just some idiot. Not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything. When a BoB and a Goon agree on something u know there is something terribly wrong in the universe.....ah i know is the cowards alt posts (pro bob and pro goon alike) Why, does DaFuzz not count anymore or something?



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