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Johsua Yoltar
Minmatar Shad0w Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.13 20:37:00 -
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i told my fellow corp mate to come to the moon i was at so i could show him my new cloaking device on my hurricane.
he came over in his brand new myrm that he had just bought, and i popped it. ;] i left the corp about 2 hours later. lol
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2007.11.13 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did).
And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department.
edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back.
I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours?
The whole story is bogus.
1. The macro miner would most likely log off then back on and be free. 2. Macro miners tend to run in packs. 3. They have been known to have attacks ships. 4. There is no girlfriend.
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr War Dawgs
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Posted - 2007.11.14 03:53:00 -
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Under my old Character Yeux Gris, I was contracted to kill an ex corp mate. I ummed and err'd for days on days. finally said i cant do it for free. so an agreed price was settled on. 1.00 isk
I theb asked said target if my curse could be used on his raven,,,,
needless to say. i took out his t1 drones. then proceeded to take his shields down and then armour and finally his Hull.
neddless to say he was not happy.
I abused my power and trust and the said target was a **** anyways. NUFF SAID!
Its a shame i took 1.00 Isk from URG Thrash to kill Portal Realm.  -
At last the Gallente can finally lay claim to saying... "my DICtor" is bigger than yours.
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr War Dawgs
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Posted - 2007.11.14 03:59:00 -
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and i dont know if this couns but...
invited an old corp mate EVERYONE hated to low sec to help me do missions. I was in my Purifier he was in his apoc. we got talking on the way. in the end I was like dood can i test my locking time on your pod?! if you seee me locking you and yours worried just reboard your ship.,
He ejected from his ship not once but TWICE. 2nd time around i passive locked him and fired off two cruise missiles. after that i was the humour of my old corp... "dont let gris test his locking time on you lol". proceeded to keep his best named mod apoc.
Oh yeah and then there was the time i had scuba leah conviinved i brought my old account off ebay and lost ALL my ships bar one. well he invited me to his gang I warped to his mission.. took some cans he asked to test my tank ... as i returned fire. he warped off i followed but not before bm's a wreck. he got away so i returned to his mission spot. waited for him then 10 mins later he warped in. i took his raven from him.
Scuba Leah no hard feelings but i am always gonna pop your ass.
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At last the Gallente can finally lay claim to saying... "my DICtor" is bigger than yours.
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Kwerkus Ilf
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.11.14 04:40:00 -
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Nothing too bad, but I did once flip a mining Pest's can in high sec then proceed to pop him when he agressed me in my Rupture. Sure enough, I came back the next day and found him in the same place: rinse and repeat. His corp was really mad at me yet the kid aggressed me both times...
-K
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2007.11.14 06:08:00 -
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Edited by: MirrorGod on 14/11/2007 06:09:55 Geminate ISK farming Raven A
Accepted ISK farmer A into our corp. Gave him roles. Jacked the tax up to 100%.
He FLIPPED out saying that he needed to make ISK. Said torture continued for 24 hours. Next day we let it back down, he began to rat again in systems dedicated to friendly alliances. We hunt him down (<3 the member locator) and pop him.
Geminate ISK farming Raven B
Not as much fun but still mentionable. Grossly over-taxed him and demanded corp fees. Recieved all faction kit he found. Sadly he left corp before we could hunt him down =( (we did hear that some blues found him and killed him tho, we congratulated them.
Never dishonored a ransom, never will, but a few times we've misled targets in order to get them into our sights (in all situations said targets were either naive or greedy, ultimately causing their own demise.
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Leora Nomen
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Posted - 2007.11.14 06:38:00 -
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Edited by: Leora Nomen on 14/11/2007 06:40:50 Edited by: Leora Nomen on 14/11/2007 06:38:04
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
You cannot pod someone if they stole from your can and got flagged. I've checked this out like 2 months ago. Anything you do to that pod that is hostile concord will show up. It's a myth that some miners use to scare off the noob ore thieves ... someone even had a picture of it posted long time ago where supposedly they are podding an ore thief in high sec ...
I haven't tested the following though. I heard it is one kill per aggro timer so if someone was to eject from their ship after taking something from a can supposedly you can kill the pod then. But if you killed his ship, you cannot kill the pod.
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Jonny Chimpo
Chimpo Holding
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Posted - 2007.11.14 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: Daelorn Edited by: Daelorn on 12/11/2007 05:48:24 Whats the worst thing you did anyone
Steal ore
hire mercs to attack random noob corps and watch as they disban
Pirate miners in .5 and .6 sector space, use alt to clean up mess 
After running a gate camp, go on the other side and talk people into jumping the gate because there are some easy marco miners on the other side 
Pirate haulers going into .7 and .8 space as its some of the easiest marks
Steal other pirates loot in empire before their haulers can
Thats it so far, not too bad with only a few weeks playing time. I do hope I will get better with this, I'm shooting for an entire corps bp collection and some corp isks to help me out 
Looking for a corp 
Non-consensual is the only way for me
Originally by: Ancient Pistol ----------------------------------------------- At the end of the day, your smacktalking @ss is still nothing but a flying me |

r0b0to
NYIT Gangstaz
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Posted - 2007.11.14 07:56:00 -
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Popped and podded a mining Procurer in 0.4...
Not too evil, I still feel bad though ----------- D: |

Atreides Horza
No Fear Buccaneers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 11:46:00 -
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The infamous INFOD drone lotteries spring to mind. 
Whenever our tacklers had some poor ******* pinned down in a belt, the rest of INFOD descended upon him like a pack of hyenas. Once the victim was in structure, every member in the gang was required to drop 1 million in the pot and was entitled to one drone of their choice engaging the target. Whoever got the killmail would get the money in the pot.

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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza The infamous INFOD drone lotteries spring to mind. 
Whenever our tacklers had some poor ******* pinned down in a belt, the rest of INFOD descended upon him like a pack of hyenas. Once the victim was in structure, every member in the gang was required to drop 1 million in the pot and was entitled to one drone of their choice engaging the target. Whoever got the killmail would get the money in the pot.

That is genious.  ____________________ Hi. I'm not an alt :) |

X3S
Minmatar Bloodveil The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:59:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did).
And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department.
edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back.
I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours?
Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of.
Nice work Kell Braugh.
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Feilamya
Minmatar Against all Rules SOUL CARTEL
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Posted - 2007.11.14 18:37:00 -
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Worst thing I ever did ... hmm ... Once a former SC member came to Antem in his Jaguar to visit his old friends that he left behind when he decided to become a carebear once again.
I said "Shoot him!" on TS.
It was a joke. Sadly, some of our new members didn't get it. 
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2007.11.14 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: X3S
Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did).
And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department.
edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back.
I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours?
Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of.
Nice work Kell Braugh.
You log off, what's there to target? You lose target lock and scram turns off. Player logs back on and heads back to station.
There are so many holes in that story and you sir fail for believing in that rubbish. If he had said 5-10 minutes I could maybe believed that but nobody afk's for six hours in a belt no matter what sec your in and macro miners are not that stupid.
Quote: Whats the worse thing you've ever done to someone?
Slept with a dude's girl when he refused to give me some money he owed me.
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
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Alchemos
Gallente Middle School Comedy Club
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:22:00 -
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killing high sec mission runners was most of the time easy until you got to the ones that talk. Its like shooting a talking kitten. very hard to do but the money was so good how could i not.
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SloBones
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.14 20:19:00 -
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Meanest thing I did was sneak up on a Procurer mining Jaspet in my local .4 in a cloaked Arazu. I uncloak 2000km in front of him lock scramble and dampen just for giggles. He releases his drones and I pop them quickly and leave the procurer alone but still scrambled. I took his shields down and took him into low armor. He begins to beg and plead for his ship and gave me the same old sad story about how he just bought the ship with all of his isk boo hoo hoo.
So I keep his ship at hull for about 5 minutes then let him get his shields all the way up and take them back down. I rinsed and repeated about 2 more times. The last time I leave him alone for a good amount of time. Unscramble him (to give him a chance to actually get away) and begin to do damage on his hull. I end up popping his ship and then podded him for good measure.
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2k7
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Posted - 2007.11.14 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did).
And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department.
edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
yep, you can scram/web a pod in highsec if it's got agro on you without concord saying a word, you can't blow it though.
it's odd but true, and amazingly not many people know this, but it's funny to keep people stuck/force them to log.
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Chen Chura
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Posted - 2007.11.14 21:23:00 -
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when you log i dont think you just insta vanish. Dont you "emergency warp" off to a randome safe spot where you wait 60 seconds or untill your aggression timer has expired to vanish?
I think the warpscramblers keep you aggressed and prevent you from warping off... you can log but your pod/ship is still stuck and online right where you left it.
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Kyzer Socae
Minmatar Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2007.11.14 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: 2k7
yep, you can scram/web a pod in highsec if it's got agro on you without concord saying a word, you can't blow it though.
it's odd but true, and amazingly not many people know this, but it's funny to keep people stuck/force them to log.
This is very interesting and good to know 
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ori16
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.11.15 01:52:00 -
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Made some poor Guy come on Ts and Song am a little teapot lol Funnyist damn thing Ever But he was let go and he went on hes way RIGHT WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE 2 HOURS  ori16 |

Berendas
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:57:00 -
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Couple months ago I was really into stealing ore in my Iteron Mk. II
So, one good ol' day in Mies I had the nerve to ask 'which belts had the best ore?' in local, trying to find easy pickings. A younger character (probably an alt) said in local that he was happily mining in a mission belt and was immune to ore thieves.
I convo him and ask if we can gang and I can mine in his belt because "Ore thieves are really bad around here today" .... so true So he gangs me and I warp to him, bookmark his jet can and start my work. About 10 minutes later, there was 1.5mil ISK of Veldspar in my hangar and tons of smack in local 
The ore wasn't too valuable but I always get a chuckle knowing how much time it must've taken to mine it, as I'm pretty sure the victim was in a Badger.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:08:00 -
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Edited by: Chainsaw Plankton on 15/11/2007 15:09:25
Originally by: ori16 Made some poor Guy come on Ts and Song am a little teapot lol Funnyist damn thing Ever But he was let go and he went on hes way RIGHT WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE 2 HOURS 
that was fantastic, although he his performance lacked enthusiasm.
and you can even shoot at a pod in highsec with aggression, nothing happens until it goes pop. although even then i didnt get a gccd, did get powned by sentry guns though. (did get a bounty though, should have had it faster but stupid me didnt think to put a scrambler on the ship)
so i guess the worst thing i did was suicide gank a pod in highsec after blowing up his ship, condors are annoying although i don't think i got ore thieved (yay alts) for a while after that
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Newbear
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:50:00 -
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I do terrible things every day by converting pirates into carebearism! EvE means Enviornment vs. Enviornment, otherwise CCP would have named this game PvP Online.
Click here for my High Security POS Service
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Rydis
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:19:00 -
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Um..yeah, so I love receiving daily fan mail from visitors to our system. One of the more recently podded sent me an evemail letting me know I should ask someone entering our system if they mean any harm before killing them. I replied with "oh whoops! tell me next time you are jumping in and I'll let everyone know".
He did and he was swiftly ganked. It actually worked three times before he got it.
Well, I let everyone know! 
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SloBones
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Newbear I do terrible things every day by converting pirates into carebearism! EvE means Enviornment vs. Enviornment, otherwise CCP would have named this game PvP Online.
ROFL you carebears are so funny. Keep living in your happy little bubble.
Other fun thing I've done to a newish players is to rig up a battle Interon fitted up with a web, scrambler, and tech 2 light rail and go flip cans. I can't even count the number of exequrors I've popped by can flipping in an industrial. Good times!!
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Stephannus Calimben
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:59:00 -
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Edited by: Stephannus Calimben on 15/11/2007 18:59:33 was bored once while gatecamping (slow night) so i decided to log my hauler alt on and do some ore stealing. stole from a couple guys in some silly nub corp. he started getting all mad in local, and when i went back he was there in a kestrel. he dared me to steal from his can again..so i did and warped back to station (silly nub, why would you think i didnt have stabs?). he and a couple of his buddies then proceeded to camp me in station. traffic picked up so i was going to log my alt off...but decided to instead undock every few minutes to keep aggro against them. they ended up camping me in station for 2 1/2 hours.
another time we were gatecamping again with the united (when i was in SS and we were still friendly with them). a hulk jumped in and we quickly locked it down and took it into structure. our CEO had convoed him and asked for ransom, and he accepted as he was half into structure for 300m. i was a little stoned so i was slow on the draw, and when we were ordered to deagressed it took me a second to turn off the launchers on my raven. i suddenly realized i hadn't done it in time and a full volley of cruise missiles were already midway to the target. OH ****! the hulk went boom and our very moody (in the nicest way possible cookie :P)CEO hit the roof. Not wanting to be the be the target for this rage-fit, i edited the killmail to show one of the united guys having the killing blow and posted it. CEO saw the post and flipped out even more, calling him primary and we quickly locked and popped his BS
i felt kinda bad at the time, but once they backstabbed us while we were still blue, my sympathy went out the window. in my mind i'm we're even for the rigged drake i lost when they turned on us, so no hard feelings guys :P
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Trevormcdonald
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:13:00 -
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Sold a dude two 'special' dreadnoughts and got 4B off him and went on my merry way with the cash and the 'special' dreadnoughts.
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T'sin
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Posted - 2007.11.16 08:11:00 -
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The worst thing I have ever done was ransoming a snake set pod for 750 mil and still kill him after.. for personal safety reasons this is posted on an alt.
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FullBoat
Center For High Times
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Posted - 2007.11.16 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: X3S
Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did).
And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department.
edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back.
I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours?
Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of.
Nice work Kell Braugh.
Yep, this is true. As for them running in packs, 99% of the time they're in noob corps, so they can't attack you.  And, the timer starts at 15 from the last act. So, every 15 min it would renew. Don't know if this story is true.. but, still the winner on here. I'll have to try it out one day.
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Rehn khaned
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Posted - 2007.11.18 21:16:00 -
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I popped a covetor after ransoming him for 10 mill 
allthough i was noob then i honour ransoms now O.o
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