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Kaardis
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Posted - 2007.11.19 05:57:00 -
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I joined a corp...Bessemer Inc., just to get Fraps footage of me killing their members so I could make a music video here:
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=578234
Seem to recall a lot of dirty words on Vent that night...and a very vocal corp chat...lol. I later decced them to get enough footage to finish the video...lol. Was fun stuff too :)
I still sleep good at night too.
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Captain Thunk
Captain Morgan Society
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Posted - 2007.11.19 12:38:00 -
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I joined Captain Morgan Society in March 2007 which then joined an alliance called 'privateers' in 12 weeks we popped 2,670 ships and did 59,459 million ISK worth of damage. Together with the other 'privateers' we altered the game permanently so the 80% of the Eve population that live in High Sec can keep on pretending they're a powerful 0.0 alliance not to be messed with. The long struggle between the top alliances to claim dominance over the systems known as "dodixie" and "motsu" goes on even today.
Thunk!
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Requiescat
Caldari Crucible Securities
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Posted - 2007.11.19 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: Xtreem flipped a guys can, claimed to be not guilty mistake.. then dont it again 10 minutes later.
said buy (in a brutix) then called the rest of his corp into the belt.. 1 mega, 2 brutix, throax.. i flipped his can again, they all opened up on my astarte and all but one brutix died as he warped out.. lucky they were new players with poor setups else my astarte would prob have toasted
lol canflipping in a command, overkill much? although i don't have much room to talk, i just a couple days ago did some canflipping in a recon
Originally by: Captain Thunk I joined Captain Morgan Society in March 2007 which then joined an alliance called 'privateers' in 12 weeks we popped 2,670 ships and did 59,459 million ISK worth of damage. Together with the other 'privateers' we altered the game permanently so the 80% of the Eve population that live in High Sec can keep on pretending they're a powerful 0.0 alliance not to be messed with. The long struggle between the top alliances to claim dominance over the systems known as "dodixie" and "motsu" goes on even today.
OK I GUESS MR PRIVATEER WHATEVER YOU SAY <-- Sig starts here.
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Captain Thunk
Captain Morgan Society
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Posted - 2007.11.19 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat OK I GUESS MR PRIVATEER WHATEVER YOU SAY
Privateers was a step up from can flipping and typing in capitals on forums 
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Mathias Orsen
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Posted - 2007.11.20 12:35:00 -
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Did use an alt to ship scan a wartarget's full faction fit navy raven worth billions once. He locked back. A thought crossed my mind so I undocked my main for the 3rd or 4th time. The navy raven locked and fired... at the wrong target.
He managed to warp to a safespot before getting concordonked. He claimed he servived the concord attack (wich is considered an exploit) I petitioned it and got the confermation that the ship was indeed popped.
Suprisingly, they ended the war later that day.
Wasn't something I did. When I was a pirate, once of my corpmates with a -10 was flying with some other local pirates. They were crossing a few low sec systems and the guys he was with warped onto a high sec gate and let him jump in with his BS. I couldn't help but laugh.
Then knew a couple lamer pirates that did the most pathetic and mean thing I'd known. Two of them helped a guy move his uninsured dread to a system. Instead of cynoing it to a station, they cynoed to a safe spot and blew it up. The dread didn't have a single module fitted. It's a lame way to do things, but fault does belong to the dread pilot for getting randoms to help move an unfit, uninsurred dread. -------------------------------------- ---"What's in your wallet?"--- "There are two kinds of respect, fear and admiration.... I'll take what I can get" |

Borg Fusion
Mixed Nuts
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Posted - 2007.11.20 18:41:00 -
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I remember Back in the day when EVE was young, I would go to empire space with a frigate, target people and activate my miners which caused no aggression, while thinking they are under fire, they would comply and concord would take care of the rest ;)
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Krows
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Posted - 2007.11.20 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Borg Fusion I remember Back in the day when EVE was young, I would go to empire space with a frigate, target people and activate my miners which caused no aggression, while thinking they are under fire, they would comply and concord would take care of the rest ;)
I wish I played EVE back then. I'm not yet sure what the worst thing is I've done so far. Probably has to do with tricking noobs and... WAIT I KNOW. I'm messing with a barge in a belt after a quick can flip and he comes back in a catalyst, my rifter is an experimental fit and is actually getting hit pretty bad so I leave. I come back to snatch the goods with my hoarder and now notice an exequoror is guarding the can, he opens fire and I run again to get my rifter (the catalyst disappeared). I come back and he opens fire but I slip under his guns and chew his ship to a fine pulp. Local follows with screams for "STOP" "PLEASE STOP" "JUST STOP!!!" and I do not comply. I later find out this was his cargo vessel with ALL of his worldly possessions onboard; he asked for them back and I responded with a simple "I'm melting them down, kthnxbai." (That'll teach him to fit small lasers on a gallente cruiser) Definitely not a great loss for most people, but I pretty much decimated the young guy's wallet in just a few seconds. What I say here... does not reflect on my corp or alliance. |

Aseoph
Dirt Nap Squad
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Posted - 2007.11.20 23:50:00 -
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I wish I had my character inwhich I did this with, so he could get the credit... but alas he's in someone else's hands.
Back what, 2 years ago when they gave snowball launchers and snowballs I decided not to use mine and held onto them for like 8 months. I went into high sec, loaded up the launcher, targeted someone and let the snowballs fly. The target (at this time I don't remember what it was) just saw he was getting hit and his ship auto targeted me and shot back. Needless to say Concord didn't throw snowballs. "You don't have a soul, you are a soul. You have a body." C.S. Lewis. |

Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.21 00:36:00 -
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Actually, This is the worst thing i've ever done to someone :(
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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Bill Hickok
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Posted - 2007.11.21 01:39:00 -
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BAH!
Last link I'm ever touching.
FFS
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Ming Zhan
Alt Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.21 02:46:00 -
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I lied my way onto killmails once :P
We were hanging around a 0.0 entry system, looking for farmer haulers, when a scout sabre spotted a raven at a planet, with a few of his buddies on scan. I bring a rapier in, the sabre tries to burn to the raven, but fails. The raven gets away.
We try smacktalk in local, but get no takers -- targets are hanging out at a safespot. Now, a reasonable person might say "probe launchers! you should've used one". Where's the fun in that?
I park the rapier, and alt-tab to the absolution. I jump into the system. It's quality RP time! The sabre bubbles me, waits until I'm in jump range from the gate and webs me. Clearly, it's a stalemate. On one hand, I can't (supposedly) run away. On the other hand, I can't hit the sabre.
Faced with this predicament, I, of course, turn to words. We spend five minutes in a heated discussion between a nanofaggot and a helpless douchebag who flies beam absolutions. I ask for help against a notorious pirate. The pirate asks for help against a stupid target.
Finally, we score! Raven, rook, caracal warp to the gate. Drake warps at range. Sabre goes off to bubble and dodge precision light missiles from the caracal. I take the express train to pewpew town. Rook pops in three salvos, caracal pops after taking sabre into half structure. Raven has just enough time to say that this is the last time he is going to help me. Drake gets away 
Then, to polish it off, I have a nice conversation with the caracal pilot explaining how I attacked his gang by mistake.
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Narfle Garthok
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.11.21 03:23:00 -
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I was in the middle of planning to marry this girl. Her family loved me. The dad was going to make me a partner in his business. We had the place picked out. The family had serious cash. Then she started gaining an enormous amount of weight.
While I was at work (I was a bouncer at a bar) I met this incredibly hot girl that was a drummer in an all girl rock band. We started doing the nasty. So I dumped the fiance.
In game stuff? Pffft. Amateurs.
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Ez Skint
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Posted - 2007.11.21 03:52:00 -
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Originally by: Narfle Garthok Edited by: Narfle Garthok on 21/11/2007 03:25:38 I was in the middle of planning to marry this girl. Her family loved me. The dad was going to make me a partner in his business. We had the place picked out. The family had serious cash. Then she started gaining an enormous amount of weight.*
While I was at work (I was a bouncer at a bar) I met this incredibly hot girl that was a drummer in an all girl rock band. We started doing the nasty. So I dumped the fiance.
In game stuff? Pffft. Amateurs. 
*I mean from slim to Rosie O'Donnell. In three months. What would you have done?
asked her whether the baby was yours or her dads.
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Strikeclone
The Steel Ravens
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Posted - 2007.11.21 04:52:00 -
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I once tried to RP with CAIN pilots....
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Neriya
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Posted - 2007.11.22 07:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kell Braugh I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still *****ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it"
I did something roughly similar to this. I'm out in a system, in my Merlin, flipping cans, when I come to a belt where some guy in a shuttle is flipping cans. I regard this is cowardly - I fight any ship that comes to kill me in my Merlin, from frigates to battleships, and if I win I win, if I lose I lose. Shuttles are cowardly, and he flips MY can - obviously hoping I'll kill him then he can come back in his X ship and kick my ass. So I pop his shuttle....then lock and warpscram his pod and keep-at 500m. He spends the next fifteen minutes trying to maneuver the both of us through the various asteroids in the belt to put some distance between him and my 7.5k jammer.
My story has a different ending though. I'm not patient enough, and this guy was actively trying to shake me off. At the time, I had a good sec status standing - safe enough to pod in empire without losing my empire privileges. So...I check out the guy, he's a director in his corp and stuff...that's an empire podding. The wardec showed up two days later, which his corp lost horribly, then we dec'd them back for a week just for kicks when they let the dec expire.
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Omae Gaw'd
Gallente VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2007.11.22 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: Strikeclone I once tried to RP with CAIN pilots....
hahahahaha, you win!
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Kiyirari
Sick and Twisted
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Posted - 2007.11.22 17:54:00 -
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I created my own corparation and recruited some carebear miners for production corp in return on Big iskies on sales of produced ships 
Little did they know they where actual mining the minerals for my new BS  The corp was swifly disbanded after i received meh goods...
Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels |

Jarellia
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Posted - 2007.11.23 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Battleclash
Originally by: X3S
Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06
Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25
Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods 
Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did).
And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department.
edit: trimmed the quote
I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm?
Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back.
I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours?
Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of.
Nice work Kell Braugh.
You log off, what's there to target? You lose target lock and scram turns off. Player logs back on and heads back to station.
There are so many holes in that story and you sir fail for believing in that rubbish. If he had said 5-10 minutes I could maybe believed that but nobody afk's for six hours in a belt no matter what sec your in and macro miners are not that stupid.
Quote: Whats the worse thing you've ever done to someone?
Slept with a dude's girl when he refused to give me some money he owed me.
Haha don't you just love it when someone comes on, trying to put someone down, and gets made to look stupid themselves?
Maybe you are right, maybe the story is bogus, but whether it is or not you should get your facts right in future before you do, or as is the case here, you'll look like an ass. Lol @ You   
(Oh, and if you think the story is bogus because 'no-one would be that stupid', then you, sir, have not met some of the Eve players I have ) |

Misina Arlath
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Posted - 2007.11.23 13:50:00 -
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I sat outside the SWA rookie corp starter station, at 35km away, in a Caracal, watching a J-can I left at the entrance to the station, labelled "Rookie Mission Reward".
Some guy flew to it, looted it and then I killed him.
I never saw him in EVE again... 
Must have been great... 5 mins into a new game and you get blown up for, from his point of view, no reason whatsoever. Maybe he didn't even know someone shot him...
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Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum Nex Super Vos
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Posted - 2007.11.23 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Misina Arlath I sat outside the SWA rookie corp starter station, at 35km away, in a Caracal, watching a J-can I left at the entrance to the station, labelled "Rookie Mission Reward".
Some guy flew to it, looted it and then I killed him.
I never saw him in EVE again... 
Must have been great... 5 mins into a new game and you get blown up for, from his point of view, no reason whatsoever. Maybe he didn't even know someone shot him...
Not very bright confessing to bannable offences is it? 
Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia!
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Soulita
Gallente Inner Core
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Posted - 2007.11.23 14:43:00 -
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Popped a sweatshoppers iteron and looted his local hull cargo expanders - was back in the day when these still cost 20-30 mil.
The sweatshopper whined in local... "Please give back expanders... My boss gave them to me... Will loose my job..."
Well, one less sweatshopper I guess. 
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Wieting Foyu
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Posted - 2007.11.23 16:29:00 -
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Go into trades chat channel and offer 10 90d gtc for 250m a piece... and not answer any of the convo requests. make sure you are set to private so they get charged every time they try.
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Papa Boats
The Flaming Sideburn's Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2007.11.24 00:08:00 -
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Me and a couple corp mates find some poor guy ratting in our belts so we bring out a cane and 2 drakes and releive him of his ship. Ok nothing really bad there but after his ship is gone we grab his egg and hold it in belt. 1 of our drakes goes to station and gets a Velator and comes back out to the belt. By this time we r laughing so hard on TS we can bairly hold his egg down while our noob ship pods him. No ransom was ever asked for we just wanted to have some fun.
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Captain Lock
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2007.11.24 02:02:00 -
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I can flipped in a burst... and the guy offered me 50 mil to not pop his Iteron V. It has crap fittings and no cargo, I accepted. _________________________________________ Murr? |

Dalat Tay
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Posted - 2007.11.24 02:14:00 -
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Spent a day bothering a group of farmers in a stealth bomber trying to get them to pay a 100mill leave us alone ransom. After blowing up 2 Maks and an Ity mk5, they offer to pay 20 mill per day for 5 days. I wait for the first installment then take out a second ity mk5 and their drake in a Myrm. I claim it was a mistake and i didn't mean to flip their can. The second installment comes in tomorrow morning :) The fight continues.
Farmers FTW 
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TheCandyGirl
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.24 03:25:00 -
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when i played WoW i would kill some random lowbie then make a campfire on his corpse and sit there. whenever he rezed i would kill him again and make another fire i would do this untill to many lvl 70s came for me to kill.
to really corpse camp you always need a camp fire imo!
killed quest givers over and over again when people where trying to turn quests in.
before i went to wow i played eve and i would kill people take there stuff then sell it back to them.
i also like killing them scram/webbing their pod looking at the wreak then either looting it or blowing it up before i pop them ^.^
BTW! the cries of noobs are very taisty!
*insert whatever is being whinned about here* is not overpowerd you just suck... it'sfine lrn2playnub
GET IN THE VAN!
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Haarken
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.11.25 07:20:00 -
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Scanned a Thrasher down to a belt. Warped in and took him. Left and waited to see if he came back. After ten minutes or so, he did, wanted his rat wrecks. I warped back in and locked killed him again. He came back a third time in a burst. i warp back in, but he logged off.
I waited about five minutes when he logged back on to, as the song goes, "find me waiting for him"
Have killed his Thrasher four seperate times since then.
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