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Daelorn State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.12 05:48:00 - [1] Edited by: Daelorn on 12/11/2007 05:48:24 Whats the worst thing you did anyone I kicked ISD from my channel today, that was mean. EVE System > ISD AeolusWind was kicked from the channel by Daelorn. , Effective until 2007.11.12 06:06:04.
Kehmor Caldari PAK	Posted - 2007.11.12 05:51:00 - [2] Edited by: Kehmor on 12/11/2007 05:53:49 Edited by: Kehmor on 12/11/2007 05:53:25 Your heroic deed defeats my mild attempt. I once got a noob to haul me all his isk worth of torps (back when they were expensive) promising him reward. Then blew him up, he never logged on again. (sorry only just realised this was meant to be ingame mean stuff :P) edit- oh I also invited said ISD character to the channel where he was kicked. The Movement is recruiting!
Lizaa Caldari Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.11.12 05:52:00 - [3] Podded teh ppl i was hired to protect while they mined... yarr *Lizaa* Director of GriefTactics StudiosÖ
Hamatitio Caldari 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.11.12 05:54:00 - [4] I was in this channel when this occured. Altho having no part in the act, this does not take away from the epicness. Hijack this
iiOs	Posted - 2007.11.12 06:11:00 - [5] I gave isk to noobs...
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.12 06:43:00 - [6] Originally by: iiOs I gave isk to noobs... You son of a.... Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking I owned someone on forums!!!
Nyphur Pillowsoft Total Comfort	Posted - 2007.11.12 06:45:00 - [7] Cuddles. Eve-Tanking.com - We're sorry, something happened.
Kell Braugh Caldari letter of marque Plunder-Bears	Posted - 2007.11.12 06:47:00 - [8] I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still *****ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it" evil prevails when good men do nothing.
Scirinyx Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.11.12 07:19:00 - [9] Flipped four full cans of ore, while bumping the stupid miner, then popped them all in front of him. Stuck around long enough for him to come back in a combat ship, popped it and his 4 other corpies, I had a smile on my face as he cried in local.
Zavernus Hamarabi Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.12 08:11:00 - [10] Originally by: Kell Braugh I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still ***ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it" This wins so much its hard to wrap my head around it. CCP, a request: Reduce metagaming. Remove POS's and POS warfare. Remove rigs. Quote:** null Thank you, Zav

animal man Gallente Cursed Souls Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.11.12 08:31:00 - [11] Originally by: Kell Braugh I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still *****ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it" Funniest thing i've read in a long time
Kehmor Caldari PAK	Posted - 2007.11.12 08:45:00 - [12] Originally by: Zavernus Hamarabi Originally by: Kell Braugh I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still *****ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it" This wins so much its hard to wrap my head around it. it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods The Movement is recruiting!
Aziz Hekato Vitai Lampada	Posted - 2007.11.12 08:46:00 - [13] I scammed a Ebayer of his Covetor BPO when I was 2months old _____________ Entering the Intergalactic Summit forum is like walking into a Startrek convention; All you see are a bunch of nerds and you go "WTF?"
FuzzyWuzzyBunnyTail	Posted - 2007.11.12 09:21:00 - [14] I was 1 day old and flipped a can in hisec... bout 10k m3 of mined ore in it. Then asked in local if someone with a hauler could bring it to the station for me. Someone did (thanks! ). I got a new rifter out of it to bug ppl But the worst must be... I was hauling ore in my rifter (not my ore obviously) and an osprey starts scramming/webbing/shooting me. I went into 1/2 shield in one salvo, then I orbited at 500m and obviously he couldnt track me. Even if I was doing only 127 m/s while webbed. The bad thing was, he warped to the station as his shields dissapeared - I didnt have scram skills yet ps: looking for a corp
Lord Bleu MisFunk Inc. Frontline.	Posted - 2007.11.12 09:21:00 - [15] Originally by: Kell Braugh I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still *****ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it" A macro that whines in local... these things are getting more and more advanced!
Kell Braugh Caldari letter of marque Plunder-Bears	Posted - 2007.11.12 09:51:00 - [16] Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote evil prevails when good men do nothing.
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.12 10:09:00 - [17] flipped a guys can, claimed to be not guilty mistake.. then dont it again 10 minutes later. said buy (in a brutix) then called the rest of his corp into the belt.. 1 mega, 2 brutix, throax.. i flipped his can again, they all opened up on my astarte and all but one brutix died as he warped out.. lucky they were new players with poor setups else my astarte would prob have toasted
Kehmor Caldari PAK	Posted - 2007.11.12 10:12:00 - [18] Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? The Movement is recruiting!
Lord Bleu MisFunk Inc. Frontline.	Posted - 2007.11.12 11:17:00 - [19] Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back. I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours?
NightHaunter Caldari	Posted - 2007.11.12 13:56:00 - [20] Originally by: Lord Bleu I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours? A macro mining foreigner, thats what.

ry ry StateCorp The State	Posted - 2007.11.12 15:35:00 - [21] Edited by: ry ry on 12/11/2007 15:35:47 Quote: Worst thing you ever did to anyone? stabbed them.
Taedrin Gallente Magellan Exploration and Survey Rare Faction	Posted - 2007.11.12 15:43:00 - [22] Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote You sure this wasn't in low sec? If I am not mistaken, even if you did have aggression against him, that would disappear in 15 minutes so long as he didn't attack you (which he can't). And after that 15 minutes, that warp scrambler would get you CONCORDUKKEN'd
Dingo Skullcrusher	Posted - 2007.11.12 15:45:00 - [23] the worst thing i did recently was to set up 2 courier contract for 9000m3 of scrap metal from jita into 0.0 no-mans-land (venal). reward of 7 million, collateral of 55 million. 2 hours after acceptance i see the fail message under my contracts. a small look on the killboards of the region revealed he was blown right up in the 0.0 entry system.
Arvald Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:01:00 - [24] Originally by: FuzzyWuzzyBunnyTail ps: looking for a corp send me a message ingame ill convo you when i get home --------------------------- Im in your forums derailing your threads Most epic thread EVAH
duffmantt Dragonian Freelancers KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:04:00 - [25] Warping some friends to the wrong POS becuase i was drunk. Then refusing to pay compensation. What we do in Eve, Echoes in eternity...
Adeptus mecanicus The Flaming Sideburn's Hedonistic Imperative	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:12:00 - [26] a dude was autopiloting and i sniped him at the gate and i cloaked after he warped off in his pod, he returns in a noob ship to check the wreck and i popp him again. on the third time i popp him he starts smacking and me being polite back at him dosent help, and when he says that i can pod killhim i refuse saying i wont coz he is rude.....then he realy go bonkers
Arvald Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:12:00 - [27] back when hulks were insanely expensive i sold some noob who had obviously ebayed isk, a covetor for the price of a hulk --------------------------- Im in your forums derailing your threads Most epic thread EVAH
Tri Warrior	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:30:00 - [28] Once exploited someone of 700m isk to vouch them into a corp they really wanted too join (meh, we both won.) Scammed a guy of his dreadnought whilst he was attempting to char scam me (Kalma?) I dont know, i like to keep my hands clean and wont go out and try to be nasty. Being a recruitment specialist in a well respected corp/alliance makes me feel ****ty turning people down for "not being good enough" tho. Makes you feel like your ripping thier heart out.
Destiny Calling Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:39:00 - [29] Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? You can commit hostile acts against it, if entitled. But you may not kill it, less you be concorded.
ponieus the united	Posted - 2007.11.12 16:43:00 - [30] never really did anything I thought was wrong. funniest thing was ransoming the same guy for 50mill a pop twice in the span of 5 mins. I think everyone in the gang had a good laugh. Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected])

Johsua Yoltar Minmatar Shad0w Syndicate	Posted - 2007.11.13 20:37:00 - [31] i told my fellow corp mate to come to the moon i was at so i could show him my new cloaking device on my hurricane. he came over in his brand new myrm that he had just bought, and i popped it. ;] i left the corp about 2 hours later. lol ---------------------------------
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.11.13 21:13:00 - [32] Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back. I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours? The whole story is bogus. 1. The macro miner would most likely log off then back on and be free. 2. Macro miners tend to run in packs. 3. They have been known to have attacks ships. 4. There is no girlfriend. Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
Ogdru Jahad Amarr War Dawgs	Posted - 2007.11.14 03:53:00 - [33] Under my old Character Yeux Gris, I was contracted to kill an ex corp mate. I ummed and err'd for days on days. finally said i cant do it for free. so an agreed price was settled on. 1.00 isk I theb asked said target if my curse could be used on his raven,,,, needless to say. i took out his t1 drones. then proceeded to take his shields down and then armour and finally his Hull. neddless to say he was not happy. I abused my power and trust and the said target was a **** anyways. NUFF SAID! Its a shame i took 1.00 Isk from URG Thrash to kill Portal Realm. - At last the Gallente can finally lay claim to saying... "my DICtor" is bigger than yours.
Ogdru Jahad Amarr War Dawgs	Posted - 2007.11.14 03:59:00 - [34] and i dont know if this couns but... invited an old corp mate EVERYONE hated to low sec to help me do missions. I was in my Purifier he was in his apoc. we got talking on the way. in the end I was like dood can i test my locking time on your pod?! if you seee me locking you and yours worried just reboard your ship., He ejected from his ship not once but TWICE. 2nd time around i passive locked him and fired off two cruise missiles. after that i was the humour of my old corp... "dont let gris test his locking time on you lol". proceeded to keep his best named mod apoc. Oh yeah and then there was the time i had scuba leah conviinved i brought my old account off ebay and lost ALL my ships bar one. well he invited me to his gang I warped to his mission.. took some cans he asked to test my tank ... as i returned fire. he warped off i followed but not before bm's a wreck. he got away so i returned to his mission spot. waited for him then 10 mins later he warped in. i took his raven from him. Scuba Leah no hard feelings but i am always gonna pop your ass. - At last the Gallente can finally lay claim to saying... "my DICtor" is bigger than yours.
Kwerkus Ilf Mutually Assured Distraction	Posted - 2007.11.14 04:40:00 - [35] Nothing too bad, but I did once flip a mining Pest's can in high sec then proceed to pop him when he agressed me in my Rupture. Sure enough, I came back the next day and found him in the same place: rinse and repeat. His corp was really mad at me yet the kid aggressed me both times... -K
MirrorGod Heretic Army	Posted - 2007.11.14 06:08:00 - [36] Edited by: MirrorGod on 14/11/2007 06:09:55 Geminate ISK farming Raven A Accepted ISK farmer A into our corp. Gave him roles. Jacked the tax up to 100%. He FLIPPED out saying that he needed to make ISK. Said torture continued for 24 hours. Next day we let it back down, he began to rat again in systems dedicated to friendly alliances. We hunt him down (<3 the member locator) and pop him. Geminate ISK farming Raven B Not as much fun but still mentionable. Grossly over-taxed him and demanded corp fees. Recieved all faction kit he found. Sadly he left corp before we could hunt him down =( (we did hear that some blues found him and killed him tho, we congratulated them. Never dishonored a ransom, never will, but a few times we've misled targets in order to get them into our sights (in all situations said targets were either naive or greedy, ultimately causing their own demise.
Leora Nomen	Posted - 2007.11.14 06:38:00 - [37] Edited by: Leora Nomen on 14/11/2007 06:40:50 Edited by: Leora Nomen on 14/11/2007 06:38:04 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? You cannot pod someone if they stole from your can and got flagged. I've checked this out like 2 months ago. Anything you do to that pod that is hostile concord will show up. It's a myth that some miners use to scare off the noob ore thieves ... someone even had a picture of it posted long time ago where supposedly they are podding an ore thief in high sec ... I haven't tested the following though. I heard it is one kill per aggro timer so if someone was to eject from their ship after taking something from a can supposedly you can kill the pod then. But if you killed his ship, you cannot kill the pod. guide to game time codes
Jonny Chimpo Chimpo Holding	Posted - 2007.11.14 06:38:00 - [38] Originally by: Daelorn Edited by: Daelorn on 12/11/2007 05:48:24 Whats the worst thing you did anyone Steal ore hire mercs to attack random noob corps and watch as they disban Pirate miners in .5 and .6 sector space, use alt to clean up mess After running a gate camp, go on the other side and talk people into jumping the gate because there are some easy marco miners on the other side Pirate haulers going into .7 and .8 space as its some of the easiest marks Steal other pirates loot in empire before their haulers can Thats it so far, not too bad with only a few weeks playing time. I do hope I will get better with this, I'm shooting for an entire corps bp collection and some corp isks to help me out Looking for a corp Non-consensual is the only way for me Originally by: Ancient Pistol ----------------------------------------------- At the end of the day, your smacktalking @ss is still nothing but a flying me
r0b0to NYIT Gangstaz	Posted - 2007.11.14 07:56:00 - [39] Popped and podded a mining Procurer in 0.4... Not too evil, I still feel bad though ----------- D:
Atreides Horza No Fear Buccaneers	Posted - 2007.11.14 11:46:00 - [40] The infamous INFOD drone lotteries spring to mind. Whenever our tacklers had some poor ******* pinned down in a belt, the rest of INFOD descended upon him like a pack of hyenas. Once the victim was in structure, every member in the gang was required to drop 1 million in the pot and was entitled to one drone of their choice engaging the target. Whoever got the killmail would get the money in the pot.

techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.11.14 15:16:00 - [41] Originally by: Atreides Horza The infamous INFOD drone lotteries spring to mind. Whenever our tacklers had some poor ******* pinned down in a belt, the rest of INFOD descended upon him like a pack of hyenas. Once the victim was in structure, every member in the gang was required to drop 1 million in the pot and was entitled to one drone of their choice engaging the target. Whoever got the killmail would get the money in the pot. That is genious. ____________________ Hi. I'm not an alt :)
X3S Minmatar Bloodveil The Sani Sabik	Posted - 2007.11.14 17:59:00 - [42] Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back. I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours? Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of. Nice work Kell Braugh.
Feilamya Minmatar Against all Rules SOUL CARTEL	Posted - 2007.11.14 18:37:00 - [43] Worst thing I ever did ... hmm ... Once a former SC member came to Antem in his Jaguar to visit his old friends that he left behind when he decided to become a carebear once again. I said "Shoot him!" on TS. It was a joke. Sadly, some of our new members didn't get it.
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.11.14 18:56:00 - [44] Originally by: X3S Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back. I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours? Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of. Nice work Kell Braugh. You log off, what's there to target? You lose target lock and scram turns off. Player logs back on and heads back to station. There are so many holes in that story and you sir fail for believing in that rubbish. If he had said 5-10 minutes I could maybe believed that but nobody afk's for six hours in a belt no matter what sec your in and macro miners are not that stupid. Quote: Whats the worse thing you've ever done to someone? Slept with a dude's girl when he refused to give me some money he owed me. Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
Alchemos Gallente Middle School Comedy Club	Posted - 2007.11.14 19:22:00 - [45] killing high sec mission runners was most of the time easy until you got to the ones that talk. Its like shooting a talking kitten. very hard to do but the money was so good how could i not.
SloBones mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.14 20:19:00 - [46] Meanest thing I did was sneak up on a Procurer mining Jaspet in my local .4 in a cloaked Arazu. I uncloak 2000km in front of him lock scramble and dampen just for giggles. He releases his drones and I pop them quickly and leave the procurer alone but still scrambled. I took his shields down and took him into low armor. He begins to beg and plead for his ship and gave me the same old sad story about how he just bought the ship with all of his isk boo hoo hoo. So I keep his ship at hull for about 5 minutes then let him get his shields all the way up and take them back down. I rinsed and repeated about 2 more times. The last time I leave him alone for a good amount of time. Unscramble him (to give him a chance to actually get away) and begin to do damage on his hull. I end up popping his ship and then podded him for good measure. I love screwing with noobs who come out to mine in low sec.
2k7	Posted - 2007.11.14 20:59:00 - [47] Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? yep, you can scram/web a pod in highsec if it's got agro on you without concord saying a word, you can't blow it though. it's odd but true, and amazingly not many people know this, but it's funny to keep people stuck/force them to log.
Chen Chura	Posted - 2007.11.14 21:23:00 - [48] when you log i dont think you just insta vanish. Dont you "emergency warp" off to a randome safe spot where you wait 60 seconds or untill your aggression timer has expired to vanish? I think the warpscramblers keep you aggressed and prevent you from warping off... you can log but your pod/ship is still stuck and online right where you left it.
Kyzer Socae Minmatar Sicarri Covenant	Posted - 2007.11.14 22:56:00 - [49] Originally by: 2k7 yep, you can scram/web a pod in highsec if it's got agro on you without concord saying a word, you can't blow it though. it's odd but true, and amazingly not many people know this, but it's funny to keep people stuck/force them to log. This is very interesting and good to know
ori16 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.11.15 01:52:00 - [50] Made some poor Guy come on Ts and Song am a little teapot lol Funnyist damn thing Ever But he was let go and he went on hes way RIGHT WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE 2 HOURS ori16

Berendas	Posted - 2007.11.15 14:57:00 - [51] Couple months ago I was really into stealing ore in my Iteron Mk. II So, one good ol' day in Mies I had the nerve to ask 'which belts had the best ore?' in local, trying to find easy pickings. A younger character (probably an alt) said in local that he was happily mining in a mission belt and was immune to ore thieves. I convo him and ask if we can gang and I can mine in his belt because "Ore thieves are really bad around here today" .... so true So he gangs me and I warp to him, bookmark his jet can and start my work. About 10 minutes later, there was 1.5mil ISK of Veldspar in my hangar and tons of smack in local The ore wasn't too valuable but I always get a chuckle knowing how much time it must've taken to mine it, as I'm pretty sure the victim was in a Badger.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.11.15 15:08:00 - [52] Edited by: Chainsaw Plankton on 15/11/2007 15:09:25 Originally by: ori16 Made some poor Guy come on Ts and Song am a little teapot lol Funnyist damn thing Ever But he was let go and he went on hes way RIGHT WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE 2 HOURS that was fantastic, although he his performance lacked enthusiasm. and you can even shoot at a pod in highsec with aggression, nothing happens until it goes pop. although even then i didnt get a gccd, did get powned by sentry guns though. (did get a bounty though, should have had it faster but stupid me didnt think to put a scrambler on the ship) so i guess the worst thing i did was suicide gank a pod in highsec after blowing up his ship, condors are annoying although i don't think i got ore thieved (yay alts) for a while after that
Newbear	Posted - 2007.11.15 15:50:00 - [53] I do terrible things every day by converting pirates into carebearism! EvE means Enviornment vs. Enviornment, otherwise CCP would have named this game PvP Online. Click here for my High Security POS Service
Rydis Death of Virtue	Posted - 2007.11.15 17:19:00 - [54] Um..yeah, so I love receiving daily fan mail from visitors to our system. One of the more recently podded sent me an evemail letting me know I should ask someone entering our system if they mean any harm before killing them. I replied with "oh whoops! tell me next time you are jumping in and I'll let everyone know". He did and he was swiftly ganked. It actually worked three times before he got it. Well, I let everyone know! squeak Daddy can I kill him...pleeease?!
SloBones mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:19:00 - [55] Originally by: Newbear I do terrible things every day by converting pirates into carebearism! EvE means Enviornment vs. Enviornment, otherwise CCP would have named this game PvP Online. ROFL you carebears are so funny. Keep living in your happy little bubble. Other fun thing I've done to a newish players is to rig up a battle Interon fitted up with a web, scrambler, and tech 2 light rail and go flip cans. I can't even count the number of exequrors I've popped by can flipping in an industrial. Good times!!
Stephannus Calimben mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.11.15 18:59:00 - [56] Edited by: Stephannus Calimben on 15/11/2007 18:59:33 was bored once while gatecamping (slow night) so i decided to log my hauler alt on and do some ore stealing. stole from a couple guys in some silly nub corp. he started getting all mad in local, and when i went back he was there in a kestrel. he dared me to steal from his can again..so i did and warped back to station (silly nub, why would you think i didnt have stabs?). he and a couple of his buddies then proceeded to camp me in station. traffic picked up so i was going to log my alt off...but decided to instead undock every few minutes to keep aggro against them. they ended up camping me in station for 2 1/2 hours. another time we were gatecamping again with the united (when i was in SS and we were still friendly with them). a hulk jumped in and we quickly locked it down and took it into structure. our CEO had convoed him and asked for ransom, and he accepted as he was half into structure for 300m. i was a little stoned so i was slow on the draw, and when we were ordered to deagressed it took me a second to turn off the launchers on my raven. i suddenly realized i hadn't done it in time and a full volley of cruise missiles were already midway to the target. OH ****! the hulk went boom and our very moody (in the nicest way possible cookie :P)CEO hit the roof. Not wanting to be the be the target for this rage-fit, i edited the killmail to show one of the united guys having the killing blow and posted it. CEO saw the post and flipped out even more, calling him primary and we quickly locked and popped his BS i felt kinda bad at the time, but once they backstabbed us while we were still blue, my sympathy went out the window. in my mind i'm we're even for the rigged drake i lost when they turned on us, so no hard feelings guys :P ______________ ...mmm fire... ______________
Trevormcdonald	Posted - 2007.11.16 00:13:00 - [57] Sold a dude two 'special' dreadnoughts and got 4B off him and went on my merry way with the cash and the 'special' dreadnoughts.
T'sin	Posted - 2007.11.16 08:11:00 - [58] The worst thing I have ever done was ransoming a snake set pod for 750 mil and still kill him after.. for personal safety reasons this is posted on an alt.
FullBoat Center For High Times	Posted - 2007.11.16 08:54:00 - [59] Originally by: X3S Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back. I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours? Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of. Nice work Kell Braugh. Yep, this is true. As for them running in packs, 99% of the time they're in noob corps, so they can't attack you. And, the timer starts at 15 from the last act. So, every 15 min it would renew. Don't know if this story is true.. but, still the winner on here. I'll have to try it out one day.
Rehn khaned	Posted - 2007.11.18 21:16:00 - [60] I popped a covetor after ransoming him for 10 mill allthough i was noob then i honour ransoms now O.o

Kaardis	Posted - 2007.11.19 05:57:00 - [61] I joined a corp...Bessemer Inc., just to get Fraps footage of me killing their members so I could make a music video here: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=578234 Seem to recall a lot of dirty words on Vent that night...and a very vocal corp chat...lol. I later decced them to get enough footage to finish the video...lol. Was fun stuff too :) I still sleep good at night too.
Captain Thunk Captain Morgan Society	Posted - 2007.11.19 12:38:00 - [62] I joined Captain Morgan Society in March 2007 which then joined an alliance called 'privateers' in 12 weeks we popped 2,670 ships and did 59,459 million ISK worth of damage. Together with the other 'privateers' we altered the game permanently so the 80% of the Eve population that live in High Sec can keep on pretending they're a powerful 0.0 alliance not to be messed with. The long struggle between the top alliances to claim dominance over the systems known as "dodixie" and "motsu" goes on even today. Thunk!
Requiescat Caldari Crucible Securities	Posted - 2007.11.19 16:27:00 - [63] Originally by: Xtreem flipped a guys can, claimed to be not guilty mistake.. then dont it again 10 minutes later. said buy (in a brutix) then called the rest of his corp into the belt.. 1 mega, 2 brutix, throax.. i flipped his can again, they all opened up on my astarte and all but one brutix died as he warped out.. lucky they were new players with poor setups else my astarte would prob have toasted lol canflipping in a command, overkill much? although i don't have much room to talk, i just a couple days ago did some canflipping in a recon Originally by: Captain Thunk I joined Captain Morgan Society in March 2007 which then joined an alliance called 'privateers' in 12 weeks we popped 2,670 ships and did 59,459 million ISK worth of damage. Together with the other 'privateers' we altered the game permanently so the 80% of the Eve population that live in High Sec can keep on pretending they're a powerful 0.0 alliance not to be messed with. The long struggle between the top alliances to claim dominance over the systems known as "dodixie" and "motsu" goes on even today. OK I GUESS MR PRIVATEER WHATEVER YOU SAY <-- Sig starts here. Victory - Honor = Loss
Captain Thunk Captain Morgan Society	Posted - 2007.11.19 18:56:00 - [64] Originally by: Requiescat OK I GUESS MR PRIVATEER WHATEVER YOU SAY Privateers was a step up from can flipping and typing in capitals on forums
Mathias Orsen	Posted - 2007.11.20 12:35:00 - [65] Did use an alt to ship scan a wartarget's full faction fit navy raven worth billions once. He locked back. A thought crossed my mind so I undocked my main for the 3rd or 4th time. The navy raven locked and fired... at the wrong target. He managed to warp to a safespot before getting concordonked. He claimed he servived the concord attack (wich is considered an exploit) I petitioned it and got the confermation that the ship was indeed popped. Suprisingly, they ended the war later that day. Wasn't something I did. When I was a pirate, once of my corpmates with a -10 was flying with some other local pirates. They were crossing a few low sec systems and the guys he was with warped onto a high sec gate and let him jump in with his BS. I couldn't help but laugh. Then knew a couple lamer pirates that did the most pathetic and mean thing I'd known. Two of them helped a guy move his uninsured dread to a system. Instead of cynoing it to a station, they cynoed to a safe spot and blew it up. The dread didn't have a single module fitted. It's a lame way to do things, but fault does belong to the dread pilot for getting randoms to help move an unfit, uninsurred dread. -------------------------------------- ---"What's in your wallet?"--- "There are two kinds of respect, fear and admiration.... I'll take what I can get"
Borg Fusion Mixed Nuts	Posted - 2007.11.20 18:41:00 - [66] I remember Back in the day when EVE was young, I would go to empire space with a frigate, target people and activate my miners which caused no aggression, while thinking they are under fire, they would comply and concord would take care of the rest ;) Corpse Collection
Krows	Posted - 2007.11.20 19:50:00 - [67] Originally by: Borg Fusion I remember Back in the day when EVE was young, I would go to empire space with a frigate, target people and activate my miners which caused no aggression, while thinking they are under fire, they would comply and concord would take care of the rest ;) I wish I played EVE back then. I'm not yet sure what the worst thing is I've done so far. Probably has to do with tricking noobs and... WAIT I KNOW. I'm messing with a barge in a belt after a quick can flip and he comes back in a catalyst, my rifter is an experimental fit and is actually getting hit pretty bad so I leave. I come back to snatch the goods with my hoarder and now notice an exequoror is guarding the can, he opens fire and I run again to get my rifter (the catalyst disappeared). I come back and he opens fire but I slip under his guns and chew his ship to a fine pulp. Local follows with screams for "STOP" "PLEASE STOP" "JUST STOP!!!" and I do not comply. I later find out this was his cargo vessel with ALL of his worldly possessions onboard; he asked for them back and I responded with a simple "I'm melting them down, kthnxbai." (That'll teach him to fit small lasers on a gallente cruiser) Definitely not a great loss for most people, but I pretty much decimated the young guy's wallet in just a few seconds. What I say here... does not reflect on my corp or alliance.
Aseoph Dirt Nap Squad	Posted - 2007.11.20 23:50:00 - [68] I wish I had my character inwhich I did this with, so he could get the credit... but alas he's in someone else's hands. Back what, 2 years ago when they gave snowball launchers and snowballs I decided not to use mine and held onto them for like 8 months. I went into high sec, loaded up the launcher, targeted someone and let the snowballs fly. The target (at this time I don't remember what it was) just saw he was getting hit and his ship auto targeted me and shot back. Needless to say Concord didn't throw snowballs. "You don't have a soul, you are a soul. You have a body." C.S. Lewis.
Zavernus Hamarabi Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2007.11.21 00:36:00 - [69] Actually, This is the worst thing i've ever done to someone :( Originally by: Payne Bringer ..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
Bill Hickok	Posted - 2007.11.21 01:39:00 - [70] BAH! Last link I'm ever touching. FFS

Ming Zhan Alt Corp	Posted - 2007.11.21 02:46:00 - [71] I lied my way onto killmails once :P We were hanging around a 0.0 entry system, looking for farmer haulers, when a scout sabre spotted a raven at a planet, with a few of his buddies on scan. I bring a rapier in, the sabre tries to burn to the raven, but fails. The raven gets away. We try smacktalk in local, but get no takers -- targets are hanging out at a safespot. Now, a reasonable person might say "probe launchers! you should've used one". Where's the fun in that? I park the rapier, and alt-tab to the absolution. I jump into the system. It's quality RP time! The sabre bubbles me, waits until I'm in jump range from the gate and webs me. Clearly, it's a stalemate. On one hand, I can't (supposedly) run away. On the other hand, I can't hit the sabre. Faced with this predicament, I, of course, turn to words. We spend five minutes in a heated discussion between a nanofaggot and a helpless douchebag who flies beam absolutions. I ask for help against a notorious pirate. The pirate asks for help against a stupid target. Finally, we score! Raven, rook, caracal warp to the gate. Drake warps at range. Sabre goes off to bubble and dodge precision light missiles from the caracal. I take the express train to pewpew town. Rook pops in three salvos, caracal pops after taking sabre into half structure. Raven has just enough time to say that this is the last time he is going to help me. Drake gets away Then, to polish it off, I have a nice conversation with the caracal pilot explaining how I attacked his gang by mistake.
Narfle Garthok Gallente	Posted - 2007.11.21 03:23:00 - [72] I was in the middle of planning to marry this girl. Her family loved me. The dad was going to make me a partner in his business. We had the place picked out. The family had serious cash. Then she started gaining an enormous amount of weight. While I was at work (I was a bouncer at a bar) I met this incredibly hot girl that was a drummer in an all girl rock band. We started doing the nasty. So I dumped the fiance. In game stuff? Pffft. Amateurs.
Ez Skint	Posted - 2007.11.21 03:52:00 - [73] Originally by: Narfle Garthok Edited by: Narfle Garthok on 21/11/2007 03:25:38 I was in the middle of planning to marry this girl. Her family loved me. The dad was going to make me a partner in his business. We had the place picked out. The family had serious cash. Then she started gaining an enormous amount of weight.* While I was at work (I was a bouncer at a bar) I met this incredibly hot girl that was a drummer in an all girl rock band. We started doing the nasty. So I dumped the fiance. In game stuff? Pffft. Amateurs. *I mean from slim to Rosie O'Donnell. In three months. What would you have done? asked her whether the baby was yours or her dads.
Strikeclone The Steel Ravens	Posted - 2007.11.21 04:52:00 - [74] I once tried to RP with CAIN pilots.... Recruitment
Neriya	Posted - 2007.11.22 07:40:00 - [75] Originally by: Kell Braugh I can flipped can on a macro miner (name was like "shdkfjhs") in my merlin, his drones attacked, I took out his macanaw, he started whining in local, and when his ship poped, i warp scramed his capsule hit 'keep at 500m' and went out on a date with my girlfriend, came back like 6 hours later, and he was still *****ing in local that he couldn't do anything and I was "keeping him from making isk so he could sell it" I did something roughly similar to this. I'm out in a system, in my Merlin, flipping cans, when I come to a belt where some guy in a shuttle is flipping cans. I regard this is cowardly - I fight any ship that comes to kill me in my Merlin, from frigates to battleships, and if I win I win, if I lose I lose. Shuttles are cowardly, and he flips MY can - obviously hoping I'll kill him then he can come back in his X ship and kick my ass. So I pop his shuttle....then lock and warpscram his pod and keep-at 500m. He spends the next fifteen minutes trying to maneuver the both of us through the various asteroids in the belt to put some distance between him and my 7.5k jammer. My story has a different ending though. I'm not patient enough, and this guy was actively trying to shake me off. At the time, I had a good sec status standing - safe enough to pod in empire without losing my empire privileges. So...I check out the guy, he's a director in his corp and stuff...that's an empire podding. The wardec showed up two days later, which his corp lost horribly, then we dec'd them back for a week just for kicks when they let the dec expire.
Omae Gaw'd Gallente VMF-214 Blacksheep	Posted - 2007.11.22 12:16:00 - [76] Originally by: Strikeclone I once tried to RP with CAIN pilots.... hahahahaha, you win!
Kiyirari Sick and Twisted	Posted - 2007.11.22 17:54:00 - [77] I created my own corparation and recruited some carebear miners for production corp in return on Big iskies on sales of produced ships Little did they know they where actual mining the minerals for my new BS The corp was swifly disbanded after i received meh goods... Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels
Jarellia	Posted - 2007.11.23 13:22:00 - [78] Originally by: Battleclash Originally by: X3S Originally by: Lord Bleu Edited by: Lord Bleu on 12/11/2007 11:18:06 Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Kell Braugh Edited by: Kell Braugh on 12/11/2007 09:53:25 Originally by: Kehmor .... it's also a complete lie as you don't get kill rights on pods Note, i said scram. you can scram a pod in sec if you have aggro against them (as I did). And as for the 'speaking macro' it was quite funny in the broken engrish department. edit: trimmed the quote I don't think you can actually. Anyone else care to confirm? Yes I think you can. I seem to recall doing it a while back. I still dont think the story stands up though. If they guy was whining in local he was obviously at the PC so he'd just log off surely? Who's wait 6 hours? Ok, pod's scrammed and you log off. When you log back on your pod is still scrammed. I learned during various pod killing experiments I have been part of. Nice work Kell Braugh. You log off, what's there to target? You lose target lock and scram turns off. Player logs back on and heads back to station. There are so many holes in that story and you sir fail for believing in that rubbish. If he had said 5-10 minutes I could maybe believed that but nobody afk's for six hours in a belt no matter what sec your in and macro miners are not that stupid. Quote: Whats the worse thing you've ever done to someone? Slept with a dude's girl when he refused to give me some money he owed me. Haha don't you just love it when someone comes on, trying to put someone down, and gets made to look stupid themselves? Maybe you are right, maybe the story is bogus, but whether it is or not you should get your facts right in future before you do, or as is the case here, you'll look like an ass. Lol @ You (Oh, and if you think the story is bogus because 'no-one would be that stupid', then you, sir, have not met some of the Eve players I have )
Misina Arlath	Posted - 2007.11.23 13:50:00 - [79] I sat outside the SWA rookie corp starter station, at 35km away, in a Caracal, watching a J-can I left at the entrance to the station, labelled "Rookie Mission Reward". Some guy flew to it, looted it and then I killed him. I never saw him in EVE again... Must have been great... 5 mins into a new game and you get blown up for, from his point of view, no reason whatsoever. Maybe he didn't even know someone shot him...
Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum Nex Super Vos	Posted - 2007.11.23 14:14:00 - [80] Originally by: Misina Arlath I sat outside the SWA rookie corp starter station, at 35km away, in a Caracal, watching a J-can I left at the entrance to the station, labelled "Rookie Mission Reward". Some guy flew to it, looted it and then I killed him. I never saw him in EVE again... Must have been great... 5 mins into a new game and you get blown up for, from his point of view, no reason whatsoever. Maybe he didn't even know someone shot him... Not very bright confessing to bannable offences is it? Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia!

Soulita Gallente Inner Core	Posted - 2007.11.23 14:43:00 - [81] Popped a sweatshoppers iteron and looted his local hull cargo expanders - was back in the day when these still cost 20-30 mil. The sweatshopper whined in local... "Please give back expanders... My boss gave them to me... Will loose my job..." Well, one less sweatshopper I guess.
Wieting Foyu	Posted - 2007.11.23 16:29:00 - [82] Go into trades chat channel and offer 10 90d gtc for 250m a piece... and not answer any of the convo requests. make sure you are set to private so they get charged every time they try.
Papa Boats The Flaming Sideburn's Hedonistic Imperative	Posted - 2007.11.24 00:08:00 - [83] Me and a couple corp mates find some poor guy ratting in our belts so we bring out a cane and 2 drakes and releive him of his ship. Ok nothing really bad there but after his ship is gone we grab his egg and hold it in belt. 1 of our drakes goes to station and gets a Velator and comes back out to the belt. By this time we r laughing so hard on TS we can bairly hold his egg down while our noob ship pods him. No ransom was ever asked for we just wanted to have some fun.
Captain Lock Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2007.11.24 02:02:00 - [84] I can flipped in a burst... and the guy offered me 50 mil to not pop his Iteron V. It has crap fittings and no cargo, I accepted. _________________________________________ Murr?
Dalat Tay	Posted - 2007.11.24 02:14:00 - [85] Spent a day bothering a group of farmers in a stealth bomber trying to get them to pay a 100mill leave us alone ransom. After blowing up 2 Maks and an Ity mk5, they offer to pay 20 mill per day for 5 days. I wait for the first installment then take out a second ity mk5 and their drake in a Myrm. I claim it was a mistake and i didn't mean to flip their can. The second installment comes in tomorrow morning :) The fight continues. Farmers FTW
TheCandyGirl Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2007.11.24 03:25:00 - [86] when i played WoW i would kill some random lowbie then make a campfire on his corpse and sit there. whenever he rezed i would kill him again and make another fire i would do this untill to many lvl 70s came for me to kill. to really corpse camp you always need a camp fire imo! killed quest givers over and over again when people where trying to turn quests in. before i went to wow i played eve and i would kill people take there stuff then sell it back to them. i also like killing them scram/webbing their pod looking at the wreak then either looting it or blowing it up before i pop them ^.^ BTW! the cries of noobs are very taisty! insert whatever is being whinned about here is not overpowerd you just suck... it'sfine lrn2playnub GET IN THE VAN! I'VE GOT CANDY!
Haarken Brutor tribe	Posted - 2007.11.25 07:20:00 - [87] Scanned a Thrasher down to a belt. Warped in and took him. Left and waited to see if he came back. After ten minutes or so, he did, wanted his rat wrecks. I warped back in and locked killed him again. He came back a third time in a burst. i warp back in, but he logged off. I waited about five minutes when he logged back on to, as the song goes, "find me waiting for him" Have killed his Thrasher four seperate times since then.


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