Originally by: The Mittani

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if you mean paxton federation they held off all of bob like forever

not like that means much anymore but u know

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Originally by: Laechyd Eldgorn

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It's new paxtonese(?) hide in pos tactic. Don'tcha know.

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Originally by: Laechyd Eldgorn

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It's new paxtonese(?) hide in pos tactic. Don'tcha know.

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Originally by: Eldwinn

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There is a better technique that avoids both the thixotropic effect and the need for an inefficient tool. Known widely among caterers, it involves inverting the bottle and forcefully tapping its upper neck with two fingers (index and middle finger together). Specifically, with the Heinz Ketchup product, one taps the 57 circle on the neck. This helps the ketchup flow by applying correct G-forces.[7] Another solution to this problem appeared with the introduction of plastic squeeze bottles. More recently, Heinz and others have introduced an "upside-down" bottle, which further remedies the problem by keeping the remaining ketchup at the mouth of the bottle. These bottles are also fitted with a control valve in the nozzle designed to eliminate the build-up of ketchup in the cap after use. This, however, leads to squirt control problems.

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Originally by: Kebabski

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Originally by: The Mittani

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if you mean paxton federation they held off all of bob like forever

not like that means much anymore but u know

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Actually they didn't CVA+sylph did, LFA, PAXTON just brought the support rly

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Originally by: Lowanaera

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Originally by: Kebabski

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Originally by: The Mittani

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if you mean paxton federation they held off all of bob like forever

not like that means much anymore but u know

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Actually they didn't CVA+sylph did, LFA, PAXTON just brought the support rly

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It was Paxton's POS and gunners that destroyed 62 BoB ships on its own that night, our fleet contributed far less to that fight in the end.

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Originally by: The Mittani

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yeah paxton are pretty chill brosefs hi5 dudes

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Originally by: Mistress Suffering

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I predict this war to be altogether unintersting.

I believe CVA contributed the gunners for Paxton's POS defense, having publically admitted that just like they recently had some folks jump alliance to Sev3rance to man their guns, they had done so for Paxton as well.

Looking at the Paxton KB itself, the most recent large fight lists 114 friendlies and 117 hostiles. Paxton contributes 2 capitals (out of 16 - 14 CVA) and 14 of the remaining 98 pilots. Mind you, this is in a system that Paxton holds sovereignty in.

Kind of a sad commentary on the nature of modern EVE warfare really.

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Originally by: Niding

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If you take a peek at Paxton board you will find battles that are more in Paxtons favour numberwise, but as you probarly know, the citizens of Providence doesnt concern themselves overly with K/D ratios, killboards, etc.
Its about forging alliances and friendship.

If thats considered sad, id say that says more about the outsiders than it does of Holders (resident alliances of Provi).

And Paxton has assisted us (CVA and others) plenty of times, so its a two-way street in that regard.

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Originally by: Niding

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but as you probarly know, the citizens of Providence doesnt concern themselves overly with K/D ratios, killboards, etc.
Its about forging alliances and friendship.

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Originally by: MiLojko

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Sorry to hide, but we are to busy carebearing in crappy Providence. As Mistress already pointed out we have absolutely zero PvP force, we overall suck and have our masters CVA to keep us alive.

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Originally by: Mistress Suffering

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Everyone cares about their kills and losses, no matter how much they shout to the contrary. Killing people is fun, getting blown up is not.

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Originally by: dssouleater

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Brave paxton pilots in empire now have warp core stabs fitted as standard .
They even managed their first kill , which cost them a couple of ships.
They continue to bravely loggoff , run and use wcs this war is going well .
They fear us and fear is good , maybe they should corner the market in guns and fighting modules as they have the warp core stab market sewn up .

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Originally by: Mistress Suffering

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Mostly I think it is sad that no one fights alone at all, particularly at the Alliance level. EVE fights above a certain number really aren't well supported by either mechanics or more importantly, the servers themselves.

I'd love it if fighting a 300 man alliance actually meant being able to fight that group itself. Their dozen total capitals against my dozen capitals. Instead, its their dozen caps, their neighbor's two dozen caps, maybe goon's fifteen dozen caps, and so on and so forth.

No one is going to bring less than that simply because EVE has no mechanism for limiting allied escalation. We all want to win, so we escalate as much as possible, because more numbers really does lend itself to a greater chance to win.

Unfortunately, more numbers doesn't lend itself to more fun. Instead it just leads to more lopsided fights, and mroe avoidance of anything other than the uberblob. If you get a 'good' fight, its usually because someone got caught unprepared and screwed up.

That's a shame. But not one I would ever expect to be solved at the player level.

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Originally by: dssouleater

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paxton you guys need to update your killboards currently you are losing 21 to 1 . not 13 to 1 as it says on your boards . trying to hide all the loses ? is it embarrasing to lose ships to us small guys ?

see you next time before you logoffski

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Originally by: dssouleater

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paxton you guys need to update your killboards currently you are losing 21 to 1 . not 13 to 1 as it says on your boards . trying to hide all the loses ? is it embarrasing to lose ships to us small guys ?

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Originally by: Marduk Felzhen

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Originally by: Vorian Atraties

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i bid my kidney...

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i bid his other kidney

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Originally by: Cdr Foxbat

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So a "pvp" alliance killing 1 bs, 1 bc 6 cruisers and 3 frigs merits a coad chest beating thread these days?

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