The section in the OP is reserved for people who have specific questions for me. I will answer the most common questions to the best of my ability.

How much will you pay for me if I vote you?

The charisma dripping from your videos never ceases to amaze me.

EVE is an heteronormative wasteland.

What steps would you - as a CSM - suggest to CCP to address LBGT issues?

sorry but I do not like your curtains therefore I will not be voting for you

In your video about the bug that was in PI you stressed to CCP that you were a carebear.

But you've also been seen in greif the bears channel expressing your dislike for carebears and taking much delight in grieving.

so your recent actions suggest that your a hypocrite, how could you run for CSM when your integrity is in question?

There are kids browsing these forums you sick ****!

You're name is Arse Destroyer...

I just saw your video mate. You are a massive ***-got. You just ended your own chance of winning by posting that vid


Instead of acting like a fagot in your post. you should have stated your aims instead of acting like a no life ******.

Having Xenuria on the CSM would certainly throw in an unexpected element that CCP wouldn't know how to handle.

Vote for Strange.
Vote Xenuria.

Holy crap, are you a Batman villain?

At least script out some of your speech or hit some bullet points.

Guess I'll help you hit some with some pointed questions:

1. How do you stand on incursion pay-outs? Are you for or against and why?

2. Do you have any ideas to help fix mining (aside the coming fix to the drone regions)

3. Are you more for iteration or new content and why?

4. FW: testbed for nullsec or should it have its own play style?

he is a tit. and when he loses he will just say he is a troll

With all of the serious issues EVE and the community have faced in the recent past, and will continue to face as the game moves towards improvement, I have a question that needs you answer.

Do you prefer waffles or flapjacks? I'm more of a waffle guy, as I can get more syrup in the holes, but I'm deeply interested in your thoughts on this.

I think people should have a choice.

*waits for applause*

If you get on the CSM are you going to request the dissolution of EVE and have them put all their resources into Vampires Online?

You're name is Arse Destroyer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao

Same concept, except that this guy is actually good.

You seem... Upset.

No - my name is Arsedestroyer.

And what does that change about you being a sick ****?

Why did you kill Dumbledore?


Why Godamnit.

I'll be voting for Xenuria just to inflict his presence on Mittens.

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Well Kugu likes you...

I'll Vote for you if you make these campaign promises:

• Buff Supercaps
• If nominated, you will stop at nothing to derail 'Mitney's' agenda.
• Have CCP install a v-chip in game to prevent people from posing **** in local, cursing, or disseminating political dissidence during your reign as Charmian.
• Bring back "warp to 10km" and kill "warp to 0"
• You will carry a video camera when at all CSM functions, and use it to provide the public with the unedited truth, with commentary done by you and taped over the video.

Please feel free to deny all or selectivity pander. It's not important that you take my suggested promises, but you need to make promises that you can articulate a need for. But remember, all political promises can be broken.

I can promise that I will do everything in my power to derail the mitt's agenda. I would very much like to video blog as much of the process as possible.

I was moved by Xenuria's video and added a little bit to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGmegh8PUAs

I was moved by Xenuria's video and added a little bit to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGmegh8PUAs

Proof that soundtrack is half the battle

You either accept me as I am or do not accept me at all.

OP needs more likes.

Tell me about what happened to your membership in the Marcabian 5th invasion fleet

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I do all my videos cold with NO editing whatsoever. I do that on purpose because I want what I am saying to be REAL and meaningful and not just a collection of well performed cuts.

Great job, it comes out completly real weirdo.

OP needs more likes.

Insistence on bringing issues of sexual orientation into a game that involves NOTHING OF THE SORT... Yeah... not voting for you.

You obviously never ran any missions or epic arcs and if you did you clearly ignored the wall of text telling you the story behind them. You also appear to have never read any of the books or chronicles...

Shame of you for being so ignorant.

The game is about spaceships blowing up other spaceships. It's not about attaching breasts to random things. There are websites for you, if that's what you're into.

It's akin to when people make a similar complaint about Warcraft. Why isn't their a story about a male tauren and a male blood elf in a relationship? Probably because the game designers didn't want to think about how that would physically work. There are images we don't need when playing games. So what, if it happens that most stories that peripherally mention relationships are straight? Straight people make up a vast majority of people anyhow. If they have five relationships mentioned in the game (a stretch, I imagine for EVE), and only one is gay, you're over representing gay people (I think, not sure the percentage, tbh).

If this was Mass Effect, you'd have a case. Relationships are a major part of that game. They aren't here, there's no place for it at all. The only mentions of relationships are "X dev was having some fun with quest text". We don't need to force the devs into a corner about having fair representation and political correctness. Plus, if you came for political correctness, EVE was not the place to go.

We aren't talking about a larger scale. We're talking about expecting support for things that have nothing to do with the game content. For example, the "larger scale" of your expectation, is that we must be allowed to have horses in our Captain's Quarters, because you want a horse in your sandcastle, and hence, are entitled to it.

Still not sure if trolling... or just very stupid.

Still not sure if trolling... or just very stupid.

C. Both trolling AND stupid.

I could say the same thing about you. Either way if you do not want an EVE that is closer to the awesomeness and diversity of the lore itself then simply do not vote for me.

How do you respond to the fact that you're a pathetic pubbie scumwad with no talent?

Beep. Fuckin. Beep.

I am VERY happy you asked this question.

In current day many people (myself included) refuse to subject themselves to hetero-normative gender stereotypes, so why should people in the future be any different?

*EVERY article of clothing or apparel to be useable by all genders.
*EVERY form of makeup or tattoo/piercing etc to be useable by all genders.
*Lore confined anatomical modulation ( if you are gallente you can have breasts as a male or the inverse but not as amarr because amarr would see that as a sin against god)
*Several sliders included in character creation and customization that alter levels of femininity and masculinity. So at any given time you can make your character look more butch or fem depending on how you feel that day. (It's the future you should be able to do that)

The above list is not exhaustive...

It seems that you're no significant improvement on CCP. Why do you insist on subscribing to the outdated concept of a gender binary to the exclusion of all trans*, genderqueer, non- and pan- and inter- sexed and other non-traditional minorities? Are you going to advocate replacing the gender option with a selection of sliders and null options to allow all people to choose a gender identity that fully reflects them?

I didn't think so. You make nice words but you're every bit as bigoted as those you would advise.

Serious question time:

It's obvious from your series of videos and the posts you make on these forums that you have not been punched in the face enough in real life. If elected to the CSM, will you dedicate yourself to being punched in the face at least once per week by a random stranger or another member of the CSM?

If you answer yes to my obviously serious question, please consider yourself a shoe-in for Chairman of the next CSM.

I have been beaten a great deal as a child

I can't imagine why...

I feel that most things can be resolved without violence. I do not feel the need to be punched in the face as I have been beaten a great deal as a child. I would not wish violence upon anybody else. Rest assured though I have been punched, kicked, spat on etc more then enough.

am disturbed that a person such as yourself has a 100 likes. I guess i shouldn't be surprised since you have been reported to be begging in major trading hubs asking for likes. You seem to lack vast knowledge about game mechanics, and are easily trolled. I would not endorse any CSM like yourself that seems to live in a basement with such terrible curtains and personal hygiene.

got your campaign slogan here,

"a Vote for Xenuria is a vote for the end of eve online"

Yeah, this is definitely all the proof we need that the 100 Like requirement is at too low of a bar.

Yeah, this is definitely all the proof we need that the 100 Like requirement is at too low of a bar.

agreed, if any neck beard can beg for likes in high sec local and gets enough of them to move on it proves that we need to set the bar higher. Hopefully the next stage will weed out the people that don't belong here.

You should be focusing your anger and aggression towards the mittani. For he is the king of neckbeards.

HE COST US A ******* EXPANSION!

The reason we dont have walking in stations is because of him!

Do you really believe that one man stopped the whole development team of ccp?

Most people would see the past record of CCP pushing back dead lines, and think nothing of this. But you seem to think that this one man "the boogie man" as you seem to think of him, is some how manipulating all of CCP?

Please explain how this is possible?

And am i to assume you would push for walking in stations if elected?
why is that.

HE COST US A ******* EXPANSION!

The reason we dont have walking in stations is because of him!

Hey look everyone, Xenuria just admitted that Mittens has enough power to ensure that what he speaks will get done. If you agree that Eve Online is about spaceships, maybe you should go over to Mittani's thread and put a like there - and unlike this space plebeian while you're at it.

I was unaware this was the roman empire... plebeian.

You have no knowledge of old memes like TonyC because you a a publord spergmaster.

Hey, it's your alt not mine... and I am very proud to say that no, I have no knowledge of memes as my entire life is not driven by what's new and hot on the internet. Congratulations on your overwhelming ability to paint yourself into a corner though. That's gotta be worth a few votes from high-seccers.

Hey look everyone, Xenuria just admitted that Mittens has enough power to ensure that what he speaks will get done. If you agree that Eve Online is about spaceships, maybe you should go over to Mittani's thread and put a like there - and unlike this space plebeian while you're at it.

I plan to do advocate for the player NOT what I think is best for the player. This means is the majority wants breast physics then that is what I will push for. I will push for whatever the majority of people want. I think this sets me apart from other people who have been or wish to be in the CSM. I feel that due to the nature of such political matters once a person of weak will is elected and "debriefed" on all the sekret stuff they change as a person and suddenly want to do what is best for the population rather then what the population wants or thinks is best for them..

I am hoping to be the person who remains more or less unchanged AFTER I am elected. So instead of sitting on a high perch like most of the current CSM I will not let the power go to my head. There is a reason Autistic people make great cops, enforcers and bosses. It is because we are very hard to corrupt.

Corruption is EXACTLY what has run rampant in the current CSM. I am NOT facinated by glory or bravado. I care not for rank or title beyond what they allow me to do for others and to that end myself (I am a philanthrophile).

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My favourite thing about this is how you remind us of player protests as well as news coverage of said protests (courtesy of...uh...mitt-anni?) with such theatrical gravitas, appealing to everyone's longing for unity and a commited effort towards a common goal...


...and then you claim that goal was "walking in stations".


You should go into psychology or something...at a university even.
I...nay, we implore you.

I am already a psychology major about to graduate.

I am already a psychology major about to graduate.

You are?
Then accept my most sincere apology for the sarcasm.

I sure hope you're enrolled in one of the nation's premier psychology programs and not in one of those bottom-rung, worst-rated ones like Cornell, Rider, or - god forbid - the Texas Women's University.

You'd want to make the most of your education and not screw up all your potential in an educational crap-house that is only ranked decently in the Princeton Review's more comical attributes, wouldn't you?

I had a friend that went to one of those three...


...haven't talked to Jeff eversince...


But I digress.

Hey Xenuria, tell us about the "hockles incident" in your own words

Hey Xenuria, tell us about the "hockles incident" in your own words

Hey Xenuria, tell us about the "hockles incident" in your own words

Hey Xenuria, tell us about the "hockles incident" in your own words

posting in soon to be locked thread nice going there buddy good choices with "hockles" enjoy eve before you biomass.

Xenuria's secret campaign strategy: Today, run for the CSM. Tomorrow, run from the FBI.

Run to Iceland?

good one goons now this guy's surge in reddit votes will be what gets him in

good one goons now this guy's surge in reddit votes will be what gets him in

Only 3 minutes away. I'm sure this had nothing to do with your decision to run.

Xenuria, as a CSM member, what would you do to make EVE more accessible to younger players?

So...angling for the child pornographer vote is an interesting approach to ~space politics~. Too bad you can't post campaign propaganda on /r/jailbait anymore.

We have some brand new /r/jailbait.

I think it's /r/pre-teens or some **** like that. People are freaking out.

Take note Xenuria, this is good ****.

Maybe when Xenuria gets out from the Twilight movie, he can give us a response.

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I too, am very interested in the topic of "hockles".

Please weigh in on the subject Xenuria.

mother of god

Hockles is a perpetual little boy that hangs out on my ventrilo. He is kinda like the comic relief because when situations on vent get stressful he will just say something stupid or childish and everybody laughs. He has been 15 for like... years now..

A furry
A pedophile
A ephebophile
A pot head
A conspiracy theorist
A sociopath
A Dataphile (me)
An Asain
A ****** addict (recovering)
etc.

Do you think it is possible for a game to cater for more fluid gender roles without becoming another Second Life almost solely populated by sexual deviants?

Eve is a place full of bittervets, what will you do to lure young people to this game?

You get the idea. Basically by some cosmic luck this vent happens to house many people all very different from each other yet also similer in interests.

you mean sex with kids right

Uh no... How did you get that from what I said? I was commenting on the statistical anomaly that is the ventrilo I use.

I want to make the distinction between young people and people inexperienced with eve. I do not want children playing a game like eve that is aimed at an older audience. However I would like to see new players join the community and bring more varied types of people into eve and that is why I am attempting to appeal to a wider audience with most the changes I intend to make.

He has been 15 for like... years now...

You're right, best keep the children in an environment where they don't have a petition system to tell anyone about the creeper aspie who keeps asking them to take their clothes off.

You appear to be the kind of person who takes everything he reads online as the absolute truth. This is most unfortunate, for you.

You obviously missed my post were I explained the story behind hocklord.

Oh I read it, but the only thought in my mind since reading it is whether or not you being an aspie or a pedophile makes your words an entirely new level of worthless.

I also hate your cutains -- the ones either side of your face.

If you want anyone to take you seriously you're gunna have to get a manly haircut and grow a beard.

ewww gross.

also anyone who uses the word "ephebophile" is a pedophile this was established in Helldump vs Xizer 2007

I ... would like any form of innovation be difficult.

I am the dataphile, I meticulously collect data and draw connections.

No, you are the person that needs to get help.
You "meticulously" collect data of social interactions (like that "Fast Times..." clip that I was barely able to watch) so you can see and display yourself as something other than a troll.
You view yourself as detached from the actual interaction and slip into the role of the one that pretends to be in surveillance of the interaction, the one that analyses and steers it...the controller, if you will.
No matter how successful or unsuccessful those interactions (be it trolls or whatever else you shoot for) go for you, in the background you ever presently (I'm guessing not consciously) have your safety net, that whatever the outcome, YOU are the observer going "heh, i have you guys recorded".

So, in the same way, you probably perceive your entire behaviour and persona in here. Regardless of how many times you are called out, contradicted, humiliated or have your carefully laid-out plans foiled (remember your counter-intelligence expert stint?), you can always step back and go "heh, this is all just a social experiment...they don't even know. Now dance more, puppets. DANCE!"

This is dysfunctional...very much so. But you claim to be a soon-to-graduate psychology major, albeit at a not so prestigious program, so you "should" know this.

So without even going into your fake claims of autism (back in my day, kids pretended to come from a broken home to have more emo street-cred and now autism is a thing?), your passion to heckle and badger teenagers on ventrilo, your alleged interest in drawing genitalia, your tendency to revel in your own persona while conducting "social experiments", I'll state the following:

You will not be elected.
Noone cares about your personality-schticks or your "social experiments". Not in here. Not out there.

Get help.

I mean it.

And, if I may, I would at this time invite everyone, not just in this thread, this corp or this alliance, but everyone that is aware of you, to join me in this heartfelt plea for you to get help.

If you fine folks are down with this, respond to Xenuria with naught but "Get help."

In during Puppets being puppets