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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:11:00 -
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What if the fanbase or you are thinking of making a new eVe advert. I have a funnily creative advert for eVe. Imagine this.
Put five children in a room playing together. They are aged around 4 years old. Make it so that one is a baby girl and the others are baby boys. Start the advert with the camera zooming on each baby boy showing them playing with their toys. Let them play with only one toy. Then finally pan and zoom the camera on the baby girl. Show the baby girl play with every toy in the room and visiting other babies and play with their toys.
Zoom out on the baby girl and put the text on the screen, "The baby girl keeps playing everything, all day long." Dim it then show "We call her eVe." Then dim again and show "eVe-online".
Nice heh? :) --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
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Zavernus Hamarabi
Caldari High4Life SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:13:00 -
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*cringe* Ew. If that came on my tv i'd probably have to break the tv.
Originally by: Payne Bringer
..flip teacup... wait for kettle to right teacup...gank kettle with the help of a hard hitting tr
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:14:00 -
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it's ****.
in other news: my gf is pregnant, and if it's a girl we're probably going to call it Eve.*
*because its a nice name, not because of internet spaceships.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:15:00 -
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I think a good EVE advert would be showing off the graphics of EVE completely decoupled from what actual gameplay looks like.
Oh, wait...
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Syri Taneka
Gallente Decimus Corp FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:16:00 -
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Concept reminds me vaguely of the PS3 commercial with the baby doll in the all-white room, and it makes cooing noises and then blood comes out its eye. I mean, I'm supposed to want a console that makes demonic-looking babies cry blood?
If you want to draw attention, just play the new Trinity trailer or the old EVE Never Fades. --------------------------------------
Bishop Endarr > christ, the church is a massive smack machine |

Mangala Solaris
Caldari Sanctuary Aegis Consortium
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:17:00 -
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I think we should start a fund to get EVE tattooed on Jenny's forehead.
That would be great advertising and hopefully get Jenny to stop typing it eVe -------
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mangala Solaris get Jenny to stop typing it eVe
are you kidding? it's the only way to trace exactly when the account got e-bay'd.
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Minerva Vulcan
Caldari The Nexus Foundation
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Posted - 2007.11.27 13:32:00 -
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Know what would make for great watching?
Jenny Spitfire getting biomassed. _______________________________ I need new voices in my head, To speak my secret evils with. I need new lovers in my bed, To be my friends and special pets. |

CaptainSeafort
Gallente Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: Minerva Vulcan Know what would make for great watching?
Jenny Spitfire getting biomassed.
GETCHUR POPCORN HEEYA!
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |

N1fty
Amarr Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Minerva Vulcan Know what would make for great watching?
Jenny Spitfire getting biomassed.
I would PAY for that.   ============================================
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Vitrael
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:37:00 -
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What is eVe? I've never played it.
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Mangala Solaris get Jenny to stop typing it eVe
Please do not post allegations of wrong doing on the forums - Valorem
Aw some on, that almost made coffee come out of my nose :D
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Cailais
Amarr W A R
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: Minerva Vulcan Know what would make for great watching?
Jenny Spitfire getting biomassed.
roflmao!

C.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Dehumanisation - griefers are cool and if you are not a griefer, you do not belong here.
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:46:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 27/11/2007 14:46:47 No, no it wouldn't.
Frankly, all EVE needs to do in order to really sell itself is start paying to have the Trinity trailer played during advert breaks on prime-time TV.
EDIT: better yet, re-make the Revelations II trailer in Trinity 2.0. That'd work even better. - The game is not the problem. The problem is that you are not adapting to the game.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:47:00 -
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During the superbowl?
Not on the same channel of course 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Per Bastet
Amarr B.O.O.M Socius Tutaminis Velox
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Syri Taneka Concept reminds me vaguely of the PS3 commercial with the baby doll in the all-white room, and it makes cooing noises and then blood comes out its eye. I mean, I'm supposed to want a console that makes demonic-looking babies cry blood?
If you want to draw attention, just play the new Trinity trailer or the old EVE Never Fades.
Why not Update Eve Never Fades with the New Engine?
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:50:00 -
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Originally by: Per Bastet Why not Update Eve Never Fades with the New Engine?
that'd rule, but EVE Never Fades is a bit too long to make a good advert, tbh. Revelations II on the other hand, is about perfect. - The game is not the problem. The problem is that you are not adapting to the game.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:51:00 -
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Eve: ****ting on Amarr since 2003 
Originally by: ISD Valorem The Devs have stated multiple times that they are looking at the Amarr issues.
Weekly quote: "Villains always have antidotes... They're funny that way." ~The Tick |

Tristeria
Phantasmal Collective Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.27 14:54:00 -
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The Eve never fades trailer was a masterstroke and sends tingles down my spine every time I see it. I would love to watch a version with the updated graphics and I think some viral marketing with this ad would go along way.
Eve Never Fades
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Dani Leone
Gallente Freelancer Union Unaffiliated
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Posted - 2007.11.27 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire What if the fanbase or you are thinking of making a new eVe advert. I have a funnily creative advert for eVe. Imagine this.
Put five children in a room playing together. They are aged around 4 years old. Make it so that one is a baby girl and the others are baby boys. Start the advert with the camera zooming on each baby boy showing them playing with their toys. Let them play with only one toy. Then finally pan and zoom the camera on the baby girl. Show the baby girl play with every toy in the room and visiting other babies and play with their toys.
Zoom out on the baby girl and put the text on the screen, "The baby girl keeps playing everything, all day long." Dim it then show "We call her eVe." Then dim again and show "eVe-online".
Nice heh? :)
How dull.
How about we alter that a little:
The smiling boys are playing with specific toys. One an Iteron transporting blocks from one side of the playpen to the other. Another one putting a pos together. The next with a Hulk mining styrofoam roids, The last one a raven destroying small npc pirates. Each focused soley on their task at hand not paying the slightest attention to the girl who is put in their play pen.
Pan out to the little girl with a crooked smile and a demonic look in her eyes, she has a Sleipnir held in her hand like a club. Then she shoots into action, beating the boys repeatedly about the head and crushing their toys underfoot.
we get a panorama of her stood over the broken boys and their broken toys, along with a spoken and written message: Eve doesn't play nice.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.27 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire What if the fanbase or you are thinking of making a new eVe advert. I have a funnily creative advert for eVe. Imagine this.
Put five children in a room playing together. They are aged around 4 years old. Make it so that one is a baby girl and the others are baby boys. Start the advert with the camera zooming on each baby boy showing them playing with their toys. Let them play with only one toy. Then finally pan and zoom the camera on the baby girl. Show the baby girl play with every toy in the room and visiting other babies and play with their toys.
Zoom out on the baby girl and put the text on the screen, "The baby girl keeps playing everything, all day long." Dim it then show "We call her eVe." Then dim again and show "eVe-online".
Nice heh? :)
Seriously, how long before you confess. Your at dire risk of becoming boring.
SKUNK
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Soulita
Gallente Inner Core
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Posted - 2007.11.27 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher Edited by: Stitcher on 27/11/2007 14:46:47 No, no it wouldn't.
Frankly, all EVE needs to do in order to really sell itself is start paying to have the Trinity trailer played during advert breaks on prime-time TV.
EDIT: better yet, re-make the Revelations II trailer in Trinity 2.0. That'd work even better.
Are you crazy? Think of the lag it would cause to suddenly get 5000 or more new players at once... 
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:19:00 -
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Jenny Spitfire can surely come up with better, less creepy material.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Doctor Jenny Spitfire can surely come up with better, less creepy material.
Clearly you've never read a Jenny post before.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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General StarScream
THE DECEPTIC0NS
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:37:00 -
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where all the people in the add 18 year old girl chearleaders? playing with toyes? and 1 girl played with em all?
i watch that add. Sig Removed. Dont use inappropriate language in sigs -Kaemonn |

Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:41:00 -
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It would suck for the same reason 99.99% of advertising sucks: Tries to be creative, but isn't. Also, it would be misleading to advertise "eVe" considering there is no such freakishly odd capitalisation present anywhere except in your bloody mind.
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General StarScream
THE DECEPTIC0NS
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:42:00 -
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ye in a serius note, i ban all things that makes add, if i see something on a ad on tv, i make sure i dont buy that brand when im in the store Sig Removed. Dont use inappropriate language in sigs -Kaemonn |

Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: Snake Doctor Jenny Spitfire can surely come up with better, less creepy material.
Clearly you've never read a Jenny post before.
Lol. Jenny 2.0 != Jenny 1.0.
/me wants a downgrade.
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Snake Doctor
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: General StarScream ye in a serius note, i ban all things that makes add, if i see something on a ad on tv, i make sure i dont buy that brand when im in the store
You must not use myspace or facebook or download from torrentbox much...
Eve ads are EVERYWHERE, even on pc's that don't know I'm addicted 
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Cypherous
Minmatar Liberty Rogues Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.11.27 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Syri Taneka I'm supposed to want a console that makes demonic-looking babies cry blood?
WTB that console  ---------
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