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Space Penguin
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:29:00 -
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The Mittani
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:33:00 -
[2]
oooh more pages in this one
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Glassback
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:33:00 -
[3]
Edited by: Glassback on 30/11/2007 22:34:59
Nice 
G.
BH Kharnubis > Need more people against the MC meanies
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SumDum
AirHawk Alliance
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:33:00 -
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very cool
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sophisticatedlimabean
Gallente
The JORG Corporation
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:33:00 -
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Edited by: sophisticatedlimabean on 30/11/2007 22:33:10
cool
My views may represent those of my corp/alliance but you will have to ask em to be sure. |
Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:34:00 -
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We am the best and you knowz it, Noobz! \o/
WTB - Blingathron! 
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THIS FLEET FOR RENT! |
Jin Entres
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:38:00 -
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I approve of this product and/or service and wish to subscribe to the newsletter. This time literally.
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DALE0404
Blue Star Brotherhood
A.F.K
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:42:00 -
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I went to the shop to buy this issue, couldn't find it anywhere, must have sold out...
A.F.K Alliance
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Doppleganger
Minmatar
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:44:00 -
[9]
I'm very interested in the classified ad "Actual documented proof of Lecnor refueling a pos" but have not received a reply back. Is there anyway I can get more info on how to obtain the documented proof in question??
Thanks for your time,
Doppleganger
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VoYvod
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:46:00 -
[10]
nice classifieds 
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FOFOFOF
CRAPSTORM
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:46:00 -
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good effort
nice quality
somewhat creative
yeah, i liked it 
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Khagen
Minmatar
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:48:00 -
[12]
 Originally by: Seleene
"If I come into possession of, or manage to assemble an Ultimate Weapon, I will immediately use it at full power in direct pursuit of my goals, without regard to how fair such an act might be. If funds allow, I shall build more to make it even less fair."
We gave fair warning!!!!
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Steve Dave
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:50:00 -
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hehehe - very nice
spelt Pseliens name wrong though 
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Empyre
Domestic Reform
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:51:00 -
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take this as encouragement instead of criticism, but shouldn't the daily fix be.. well, daily?
The official goon buzz-kill. |
Janu Hull
Caldari
Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:53:00 -
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Are there comics in the Sunday edition?
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FOFOFOF
CRAPSTORM
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: Empyre
take this as encouragement instead of criticism, but shouldn't the daily fix be.. well, daily?
Your lack of humor disturbs me...
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Rochel Hakiri
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.30 22:59:00 -
[17]
that license plate is pure win
/me goes to read this fix (yes am an addict)
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corporal hicks
Gallente
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.11.30 23:05:00 -
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Awesome, the tyrrax classified made me lol.
" Stay Frosty "
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mia mia
Caldari
Kudzu Collective
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.11.30 23:12:00 -
[19]
F8cking Brilliant!
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.30 23:12:00 -
[20]
*spits coffee on screen*
Ohmahgod, awesome. :)
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Shirokko Papshimar
Gallente
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.30 23:16:00 -
[21]
great stuff... keep em comming
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer
Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2007.11.30 23:21:00 -
[22]
Good stuff. (Too bad it's gonna get modded)
Farham: "Remember, sometimes evolution ends in extinction." |
Jasese
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.11.30 23:57:00 -
[23]
http://www.a-kills.com/details.php?id=112141
Nothing escapes us
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Empyre
Domestic Reform
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:02:00 -
[24]
Originally by: FOFOFOF
Originally by: Empyre
take this as encouragement instead of criticism, but shouldn't the daily fix be.. well, daily?
Your lack of humor disturbs me...
your misunderstanding of my intentions doesn't surprise me.
The official goon buzz-kill. |
CaptainMiller
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:08:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Jasese
http://www.a-kills.com/details.php?id=112141
Nothing escapes us
I lol'ed IRL
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Victor Vision
Central Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:20:00 -
[26]
Edited by: Victor Vision on 01/12/2007 01:21:57
Very nice.
Good to see someone finally publishes a serious newspaper for serious readers.
Much appreciated.
EVE War I-The Beginning - EVE History Wiki |
Avernus
Gallente
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:26:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Jasese
http://www.a-kills.com/details.php?id=112141
Nothing escapes us
Awesome!
There are old soliders, and there are bold soliders. But there are very few old, bold soliders. |
Gjs312
The Illuminati.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:26:00 -
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Bah, I dont even like fix but "Pilot aggression linked to lack of sex" made rum and coke come out of my nose when I scrolled down to it  . Good stuff dude .
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mucklavee
Minmatar
Coruscant
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:33:00 -
[29]
two words....fuggin hilarious! keep the pressess rolling!
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mineswallower
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:39:00 -
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Sweet man, good work, more of please :o)
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Rhen
Caldari
Swedish Aerospace Inc
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 01:41:00 -
[31]
Gold
Just making conversation. |
IonHammer
Minmatar
Black Avatar
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Posted - 2007.12.01 02:00:00 -
[32]
Originally by: mineswallower
Sweet man, good work, more of please :o)
seconded
If thats your real life i'm very jealous - Petwraith |
Lowa
Gallente
North Star Networks
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.12.01 02:39:00 -
[33]
HAHAHAHAHAHA, 0337 in the morning and my neighbours will not appreciate my loud laugh I'm sure!
****in ACE dudes!
Cheers,
Lowa
What if the truth was something else? |
Crashm8
KDM Corp
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 03:16:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Crashm8 on 01/12/2007 03:16:35
Wow, great job Space
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Onwyn Orbatsuu
International Multi-Player Consortium
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.12.01 04:09:00 -
[35]
This is why fix is for the win.
Ane piece of constructive advise though, get someone else to proof read it for you, you have a couple minor spelling errors.
Also, rename it the Weekly Fix and do it each week, these are the best. things. Ever.
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hmmmmmmmm
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.12.01 08:12:00 -
[36]
more pls.more ,more
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Space Penguin
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 09:23:00 -
[37]
Okay sorry about the images I'll find out how to link text to images next time.
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neusa
Xoth Inc
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 11:07:00 -
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oh come on i was drunk once :) cos of my sun birthday :)) and iam in newspapper :D.
I belived i've docked near my hanger stn but unfortunetly i was in someone else hanger.Not sure with wich's wife i sleept that nite too :D
Good job.
http://www.monstersgame.ro/?ac=vid&vid=109025552 |
Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
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Posted - 2007.12.01 11:37:00 -
[39]
I wonder if MC getting more Bling and by extension more loving - are they not at risk from loosing the aggressiveness needed for their jobs?
Gotta love the classifieds :D
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Helplessandlost
Minmatar
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 16:49:00 -
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I heard Dro really enjoyed his lap dance...
/me ducks
In Memory of Deacon Hasp
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arbalesttom
Caldari
Glauxian Brothers
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Posted - 2007.12.01 17:37:00 -
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"Attack on Goonswarm Intelligence unfruitful"
Ofc its unfruitful to attack goonswarm intelligence, because there is no intelligence in there
Nice hamster! - Mindstar
Thanks!
Phear this sig! - Cortes
Your sigs are cool! I wont touch them anymore! - Cortes |
Two Beans
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.01 17:38:00 -
[42]
How much to purchase a classified ad in the next issue?
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His Royal Highness
King Two Beans
King of CAOD
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crudhunch
Templars of Space
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.12.01 21:38:00 -
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lol, Good Job on the newsletter. I really enjoy these.
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Janu Hull
Caldari
Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.12.01 21:47:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Janu Hull on 01/12/2007 21:47:34
Originally by: arbalesttom
"Attack on Goonswarm Intelligence unfruitful"
Ofc its unfruitful to attack goonswarm intelligence, because there is no intelligence in there
Good work on that. You're ready to move up to repeats of "Blue's Clues". 
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Exortius Amarrus
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.12.01 22:31:00 -
[45]
IT'S OLAV THE CAKE THIEF IS OLAV.
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Idaeus
Gallente
Earned In Blood
Divine Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.01 22:57:00 -
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Hah, I wish this really was daily.
IOI - Earned In Blood |
Dentari Moore
Elite Storm Enterprises
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.01 23:17:00 -
[47]
As another lonely anonymous voice coming from 0.0... I approve/endorse this product/service.
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Goberth Ludwig
eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2007.12.02 01:59:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Crashm8
Edited by: Crashm8 on 01/12/2007 03:16:35
Wow, great job Space
ixc spy in fix !!! o_o
also good job keep it up, the classified part was the best ehehe
- Gob
IXC Recruitment |
PYROnoxx
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.12.02 04:56:00 -
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Edited by: PYROnoxx on 02/12/2007 05:05:05
haha loved it especially the part "for sale complete set of skill books and +5 implant clone just got married wife knows everything"
keep it up
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wrexy
Gallente
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.02 07:37:00 -
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Highly informative, very funny a 10/10.
Keep 'em coming Space
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Porks
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.02 10:43:00 -
[51]
Swing and a miss :(
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Byzan Zwyth
Dark Centuri Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.02 18:43:00 -
[52]
these things are awesome
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Rank: Tech 1 and a 1/2 cannon fodder
Pointless forum slowing bandwidth hogging signature pic inc? |
Hon Kovell
Gallente
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.12.02 22:20:00 -
[53]
Good work! 
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hydraSlav
Synergy Evolved
Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.02 22:50:00 -
[54]
The classifieds had me ROFLing
==
Above comments are my personal views
Oveur >Local shouldn't be a tactical tool, it's for chat
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Zylatis
Umbra Congregatio
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Posted - 2007.12.03 12:18:00 -
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Poor Tyrrax, its so true though =P Keep em comin
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Latch
Hunters Agency
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.16 04:35:00 -
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hey wait a minute.... did i get paid for the lapdance?
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Dylan Rhade
Caldari
UK Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.16 04:40:00 -
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You have way to much time on your hands.
But you use it well :P
If my views represent the views of my corporation and alliance, then you, sir/madam, are a spoon |
UneFraiseDansUneChaise
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.16 10:08:00 -
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hahaha goonfleet has no intelligence
get it
hurr
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Huge Ox
UK Corp
Rare Faction
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Posted - 2007.12.16 11:45:00 -
[59]
Loved it
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Space Penguin
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.18 15:16:00 -
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Okay so the holiday season is upon us once again and I have gone away for a couple of weeks. Even though I have taken my system with me it is unlikely I will have time to do Issue 4 until the new year but rest assured I will be back and so will " The Daily FIX " !!
So to answer some of the questions raised in this thread as well as add a few comments of my own ...
Seleene + other MC: Thanks for taking it in the humor it was intended.
Empyre from Domestic Reform: The Daily FIX is printed on a planet that has a very slow and somewhat random rotational speed so while each issue may take more than a day to materialise to you and others, for the inhabitants of said planet it has only been one single day !!
Janu Hull from Dark Matter Coalition: Could be, why do you know a worthy cartoonist that could contribute ?
Jasese from Against ALL Authorities: Awesome kill mail so damn funny mad props to you guys !
Icy Z from Superstars from Outer Space: Read further down !
Onwyn Orbatsuu from Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate: Don't blame me, blame the printers !
Two Beans from GoonSwarm: Read further down !
As stated I do plan on continuing to write and make more issues of " The Daily FIx " and I am very happy that almost everyone is taking it with the humor that it was intended and not taking offence. While I would love to make each issue multiple pages ( no actual page count in mind ) I know that doing so would take more time. So with this in mind I am more than happy to accept help from budding freelance journalists. It doesn't have to be a full story, it can just be an idea which is the basis for a story that I could write and include.
Likewise I do plan on keeping the " Classified " section of the paper as this seemed to be well received and am hoping to also include a " Personals " section in the next issue.
If you have an idea of something that could be included in either or both of these sections feel free to eve-mail me with your ideas just make sure to mark your eve-mail with the topic of " The Daily FIX "
With that said I want to say that anyone who does eve-mail me an idea, story, classified or personal please keep in mind that this is supposed to be light-hearted and humorous and not just malicious attacks at players, corporations or alliances.
While I may not use every idea mailed to me I will promise to give each one fair consideration and be impartial to all players regardless of current eve politics or standings. Also while I will try to leave any submitted story in its original state I may have to make small edits due to sentence structure or space requirements.
So I hope you all have a great holiday, fly safe, enjoy your pew pew and I hope to see my eve-mail bursting with fresh ideas for the next issue in the new year
Regards
SP
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar
Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2007.12.18 15:23:00 -
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LMFAO, Nice work!.
Sig removed, inappropriate content. Cortes
Yet it's allowed to be posted on teh forums -Postal
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thebold
MASS
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Posted - 2007.12.18 15:58:00 -
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I find the funny part of this post the part where FIX need to jest about something they do not have the ability to do themselfs.
But then I wonder just how long term mighty S expects his master plan to last for...
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Karash Amerius
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.12.18 17:22:00 -
[63]
Awesome work...I know this stuff is hard to produce.
"Fighting Broke" - An Ex-Merc Blog |
LASER WATCHER
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.18 17:24:00 -
[64]
i personally enjoyed reading this and now want a bling-a-thon hahaha
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Narciss Sevar
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.12.18 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: LASER WATCHER
i personally enjoyed reading this and now want a bling-a-thon hahaha
Bling-a-thons are expensive, we have some jews in PL that have such ships, But everyone hates them anyways.
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Valen06
KDM Corp
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.18 18:38:00 -
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I find this offensive.
And I fear that by insulting so many great corps / alliances / coalitions and personalities that it may prevoke a great war.
Oh wait....
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SunglassesInSpace
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.18 18:40:00 -
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Hehe that was really funny you should write some more.
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Space Penguin
Band of Builders Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: thebold
I find the funny part of this post the part where FIX need to jest about something they do not have the ability to do themselfs.
While I may not have actually stated this in plain, all-to-see terms The Daily FIX newspaper and articles therein are in no way related to FIX, FIX policies, politics, standings or feelings. These have been made without any influence or consent by the FIX Chairman, Council or any CEO / Director / Directors pet goldfish. This is simply a slightly askew veiw of events real and fictional by a single player who just happens to be in FIX but could have just as easily have been in any of the other Corporations or Alliances. What has been written thus far has all been my idea of what I personally thought was amusing and felt that maybe others would find it as amusing as I did.
The fact that in my last post I had asked if anyone no matter what faction they belong to would like to contribute towards any forthcoming issues should make it clear that not only am I impartial but also that I have no intention of using this medium as any kind of propaganda or attacks at other factions within Eve.
This is not FIX making jokes about something they can not do themselves ( although I am not entirely sure what you are referring to in that statement ) this is simply one players sense of humor !!
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Armundo
White Wolfs of Eden
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Posted - 2007.12.19 13:07:00 -
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Edited by: Armundo on 19/12/2007 13:08:57
Edited by: Armundo on 19/12/2007 13:07:37
Dude forget the fools who don't get :p. Anyone who can't see this as a piece of light hearted comedy, needs to step away from the game for a while and take a breather.
I must say though, the rumors of me singing, are just that, rumors... I was busy all night, trying to push Hal out of the airlock...
P.S. I don't wanna hear an excuse I expect a New Years day issue!!!
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Janu Hull
Caldari
Terra Incognita
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Space Penguin
Janu Hull from Dark Matter Coalition: Could be, why do you know a worthy cartoonist that could contribute ?
Seriously wish I did, dude. But to be honest, what you do already is impressive enough.
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Phishy
Gamma Haulers Against Drama
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:23:00 -
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Hehe, it's always nice to start the morning off with a laugh. Which is hard to do before I get my cup of coffee 
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TheAdj
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:29:00 -
[72]
Good stuff, please keep it coming. It's a nice break from the usual CAOD garbage.
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waferzankko
Caldari
Bears Inc
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:50:00 -
[73]
real news.
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