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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:13:00 -
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I'll keep this plain and simple, YOU NEED ME!
I've been playing this game since 2009 and i consider myself skilled in the art of getting by, making compromises, doing it wrong and apparently posting on the forums more than i play the game
Exactly the type of person you need on the CSM.
I promise to enjoy all my free holidays to Iceland and act in everyones best interests I take this incredibly seriously.
I also promise to be the first member of the CSM to ever use insider knowledge of future changes of the game to make a loss.
So, have you gotten tired of having your CSM filled with idiots from nulsec yet? Is it time to elect an idiot from hisec, i think it is.
I can be that idiot!
The Skippermonkey three point plan for a better EVE
- The removal of Capitals from hisec (which can be viewed in more detail here)
- The introduction of the 'highlander rule', which is upon podding a person you will absorb all their SP and skills
- The addition of a 'dislike' button on the forums
VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM7
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
398
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:20:00 -
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voting for me is like shooting the Jita monument
YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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Mireidor
Tactical Knightmare
25
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:24:00 -
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YOU HAVE MY BOW! |
Slave Longfang
Tactical Knightmare
0
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:25:00 -
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AND MY AXE |
Arden Elenduil
Tactical Knightmare
1
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:26:00 -
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AND MY SWORD |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
60
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:27:00 -
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AND MY KITTENS!
Would you like a kitten? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
398
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:31:00 -
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fun fact : at fanfest last year i licked several DEVS in the face on the pubcrawl until one of them tried to break my wrist in an attempt to stop me
find me at fanfest this year and buy me a beer to see this happen again
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Mireidor
Tactical Knightmare
25
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:33:00 -
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Even more fun fact: not only devs were licked in the face! |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.03 17:50:00 -
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My public relations manager Zixie says that if i posted my face on here i'd get more votes...
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2411/myfaceisgreat.png
blue and yellow bobble hats are super!
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Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.03 17:53:00 -
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tru fax
Chix dig adorable guys in blue hats with yellow balls
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Placid09
Tactical Knightmare
7
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Posted - 2012.02.03 18:02:00 -
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This shall end great! |
Sir Substance
Tactical Knightmare
497
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Posted - 2012.02.03 19:02:00 -
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GOD DAMN IT GUYS, I LEAVE FOR TWO SODDING MINUTES! CAN'T I EVEN LEAVE YOU THAT LONG?
Ishtar Starfire: As a pure caldari pilot i feel that with the deployment of the new tier 3 battlecruisers you have given an unfair advantage to everyone except caldari pilots. an example would be like giving a fat kid a whole cake while the skinny kid has to watch and get nothing.
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Shazzam Vokanavom
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
56
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Posted - 2012.02.03 19:11:00 -
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Preliminaries:
Can you at least operate a camera?
What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy? |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
64
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Posted - 2012.02.03 20:41:00 -
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Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:Preliminaries: Can you at least operate a camera? What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?
As Skippermonkey's campaign manager and novice word smith, I can assure you that he can keep track of who has said what at the CSM summit conferences, provide names, and take pictures if you desire.
Would you like a kitten? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
414
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Posted - 2012.02.04 13:48:00 -
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Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:Preliminaries: Can you at least operate a camera? What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?
I like turtles
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Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
64
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Posted - 2012.02.04 15:33:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:Preliminaries: Can you at least operate a camera? What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy? I like turtles
And there you have it folks. No rhetoric. No false promises. No lies.
..Just what's best for the game we all love.
Would you like a kitten? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.05 05:08:00 -
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bumping because of updated 'plan' in OP
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Mintrolio
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
70
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Posted - 2012.02.05 05:57:00 -
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CONFRIMIGN YOU CAN HAFIGN MINE GOAT.
ALSO YOU HAFIGN HONSET FACE. MANY PEEPOL SHOULD SUPPROT YOU.
GOD LUCKS
KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!
MINTROLIO FUR CSM7 |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
69
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Posted - 2012.02.06 14:01:00 -
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Mintrolio wrote:CONFRIMIGN YOU CAN HAFIGN MINE GOAT.
ALSO YOU HAFIGN HONSET FACE. MANY PEEPOL SHOULD SUPPROT YOU.
GOD LUCKS
KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!
Thank you kind sir for your support for Skippermonkey's honest face, wearing a blue hat with a fuzzy little ball.
May God Lucks to you and your goats.
<3
Would you like a kitten? |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
425
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Posted - 2012.02.06 14:10:00 -
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It's glad to know that i can count on the Ukrainian community for support
much love <3
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BuzzyBeagle
Tactical Knightmare
85
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Posted - 2012.02.06 14:44:00 -
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CANADA LOVES SKAPPER [if he is nicer to me on TK forums] |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.06 14:49:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:CANADA LOVES SKAPPER [if he is nicer to me on TK forums]
I'm just saying that you need to watch a film that isnt Snatch everynow and then
GÖÑ
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Bizzi Zeitschrift
The Queue
0
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Posted - 2012.02.06 18:57:00 -
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cute pic <3 |
FatDrummy
Lutefisk Emporium
0
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Posted - 2012.02.07 02:16:00 -
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You haz my vote
I think highlander rule is is pure genius
you may need to dumb it down to please the masses.
on a pod kill you get the point lost down to there next clone divied by the number on the pod killmail. |
Chaos Darkmatter
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.02.07 02:22:00 -
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You cant do any worst
Vote Skippermonkey |
Beliar Gray
tax x 0
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Posted - 2012.02.08 01:59:00 -
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Another monkey! You have my vote sir! |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.08 12:25:00 -
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SKIPPERMONKEY NEEDS YOU TO PUSH HIS LIKES ON THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD OVER 100!
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Pizzar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.08 18:44:00 -
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2012.02.08 18:49:00 -
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Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
75
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Posted - 2012.02.08 19:45:00 -
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Skippermonkey no longer anonymous
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