Preliminaries:

Can you at least operate a camera?


What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?

Preliminaries:

Can you at least operate a camera?


What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?

I like turtles

CONFRIMIGN YOU CAN HAFIGN MINE GOAT.

ALSO YOU HAFIGN HONSET FACE. MANY PEEPOL SHOULD SUPPROT YOU.

GOD LUCKS

KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!

CANADA LOVES SKAPPER [if he is nicer to me on TK forums]

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This guy is literally a joke. You really think you're going to get CCP to allow you to absorb SP from everyone you pod? Ahahaha

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This guy is literally a joke. You really think you're going to get CCP to allow you to absorb SP from everyone you pod? Ahahaha

This guy is literally a joke. You really think you're going to get CCP to allow you to absorb SP from everyone you pod? Ahahaha

Skippermonkey
This odd little fellow is a mongrel who can often be seen chasing his own shadow and sniffing other dogs' behinds. Whilst he doesn't display any attributes remotely useful to the sled team, he is a cute little fella who might be better used entertaining houseguests. There is evidence that he has yellow balls.

I am literally a joke. You really think I'm going to get people to listen to me with cheeks like this? Ahahaha

Interesting candidate, non-nullsec carebear, non-pirate or pvp'r, non-hisec carebear...what are you exactly?

He's a member of Tactical Knightmare. They have sort of tried to PVP before, but they just aren't very good at it.

He's a member of Tactical Knightmare. They have sort of tried to PVP before, but they just aren't very good at it.

You never did claim to be great, I know that. You're just here to troll; I think that the position of CSM should be treated a little more seriously.

You might not realise, but i'm as serious as they come.

Did you really want me to stand here on a soap box promising a hundred and one things that 'I WILL CHANGE IF YOU ELECT ME'?

Being elected to the CSM isnt about what you want, as the CSM isnt about handing over a list of demands to CCP and telling them to do them all.

I thought the list of rediculous items in the 'skipper plan' would make this quite clear

*Checkmate*

TL:DR I am everybody and nobody, not a head in the clouds im so elite kinda guy. It's working out rather well for me

Why you would tell me things that are already totally apparent and then pretend to have won is beyond me.

He's a member of Tactical Knightmare. They have sort of tried to PVP before, but they just aren't very good at it.

I know what being a CSM is about. Why you would tell me things that are already totally apparent and then pretend to have won is beyond me.

I know what being a CSM is about. Why you would tell me things that are already totally apparent and then pretend to have won is beyond me.




In my experience, "everybody and nobody" is pretty bad at game design and anticipating loopholes in potential game mechanics.

I think a serious candidate for CSM should have enough of a sense of humor to see threads like this for what they are instead of giving people grief for having a little fun. You take yourself way too seriously and will probably be very difficult for the other CSM members to work with, resulting in completely ineffective representation of the demographic that votes for you.

Also I like Skippermonkey, even though I really hate monkeys.

Our public channel says "Tactical Knightmare - Where incompetence meets homo-eroticism"

We make no claims to being leet anything.

It's just that...you're you.

You never did claim to be great, I know that. You're just here to troll; I think that the position of CSM should be treated a little more seriously.

skippermonkey you handsome devil...

http://forum.nibbletek.co.uk/portrait_viewer.php?character=Skippermonkey

So what do you plan to do to help incursions as part of CSM7?

Do you plan to push hard for implementation of the modular Corp and POS system so that smaller corps can isolate potential spiez without shutting them out of everything if they are indeed legit?

Could we count of CSM7 to SERIOUSLY push the botting and RMT issue? I am sick of tired of hearing people say "Nothing CCP can do bout it" And even alliances having rules against reporting Blue Bots.

Ok thanks for the response.

Yet due to your ignorance on incursions I will not support you for CSM7 sorry.

Ok thanks for the response.

Yet due to your ignorance on incursions I will not support you for CSM7 sorry.

Vote for Skippermonkey because a chicken in every pot in the hand is better than two in the rolling stone that gathers no moss and we'll fight them on the beaches with a Drake in every hangar! We shall never surrender!!!

COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE

The introduction of the 'highlander rule', which is upon podding a person you will absorb all their SP and skills
(which can be viewed in more detail here)


This is a pretty terrible idea but it isn't that shocking coming from some pubby reject.

You're not prone to having much fun are you?

Bless your heart.

Thanks for the blessing Zixie! We should meet up some time for a donut or some cheetos or something.

You're welcome! Thanks for the invitation...I knew there was a fun guy hidden in there some where :)

This is a pretty terrible idea but it isn't that shocking coming from some pubby reject.

-He shall use the (probably massive) amounts of ISK raised this way to be utterly wasted in a highly public and spectacular manner.

Sympathy bump for Skipper as his post only has 6 pages and has falled to page 4 of JPSC forums.

also sorry your so butthurt i left. i still love you and your pointy little elf nose.

Dear Skipper, you disappoint me..

I give you a handle on what can be one of the biggest Tomfooleries in EVE, and you start with "a couple of dreads"

Nay! Nay! Nay! Sir... Far be it from me to contradict your PR officer at so precious a time, but you miss a true Aurum opportunity

While the whole idea amounts to your side to actual...effort... [/shudder], the idea of getting the mitten to Froth, and getting/bribing/plying with drink a Dev/senior programmer/the janitor so far to actually turn "Tears of the Mitten" into an actual tradeable item and get it recognised as such and sell it..
But Alas.. as soon as mentioned, the idea is gone, and will be used and Ifruitlawyerdeadlocked by the person you seek to Froth..

Then again, I may just have raised the bar a bit, and you can still cash in on it. You have already proven to Flail outside the Box... you can do better!!!

I think those shellfish were BADZ for you..

Voting is for chumps. However, I just happen to be a chump so I voted for Skippermonkey, because just like 1 vote, he doesn't matter.

Is this over yet?

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

HEY THAR BUZZY - I MADE YOUR QUOTE MORE INTERESTING



REMEMBER TO VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY!

SEE YOU AT FANFEST!!

less than stellar review of Skapper on Joystiq
http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/03/11/eve-evolved-csm-7-candidate-roundup-page-2/

less than stellar review of Skapper on Joystiq
http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/03/11/eve-evolved-csm-7-candidate-roundup-page-2/

You have a boner the size the empire state building the length you got my attention

:3

Buzzy...I don't even less than stellar review...those are Skipper's own words.

You're not trying to be mean are you?...because that wouldn't be very nice...now would it?

Sorry Zicksy, did not realise he was a "can give it but cannot take it" kinda dude.

Sorry Zicksy, did not realise he was a "can give it but cannot take it" kinda dude.

skippermonkey - 19 Mar 2012 11:23
you like my buzzy reply?

Istyn - 19 Mar 2012 11:24
I find his reply annoying considering he IS a 'give it but cant take it' person

Istyn - 19 Mar 2012 11:24
as is half his alliance

skippermonkey - 19 Mar 2012 11:25
you should say that

Istyn - 19 Mar 2012 11:25
I'd rather he just choke on a d+¡ck and die so I don't have to read his posts instead

To the 11 people that voted to give me more votes than Xenuria I thank you!