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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:26:00 -
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Dude: "The creep can roll man..."
Walter: "Yeah but he's a pervert"
Dude: "Yeah"
Walter: "No he's a pedophile with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone that he was a pederast."
Donny: Walter, what's a pederast?"
Walter: "Shut the f*** up donny."
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:28:00 -
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My sig also has a quote in it from same movie First person to name it gets a smile from me !
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:29:00 -
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The Big Lebowski 
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:33:00 -
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Edited by: Carmen Electra on 12/03/2004 09:33:38
ENGLISH, MOTHER******!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
- Pulp Fiction
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:33:00 -
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Score thats it !
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:34:00 -
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 Quote:
Score thats it !
btw how goes the gate camping nowadays 
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:34:00 -
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:34:00 -
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LOL its great ! 150km and all WTFG w00t
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:42:00 -
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Well, I like Doctor Who 
Man: No more executions. Torture. Nothing.
Woman: It's all changed. We're free.
Man: Are we?
Woman: Yes.
Man: What shall we do?
Woman: Don't know.
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:47:00 -
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I also know to whom the quote "Yeah but he's a pervert" is related to... Jesus Quintana.
Good movie, yup.
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Fuujin
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:50:00 -
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Quote:
Dude: "The creep can roll man..."
Walter: "Yeah but he's a pervert"
Dude: "Yeah"
Walter: "No he's a pedophile with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone that he was a pederast."
Donny: Walter, what's a pederast?"
Walter: "Shut the f*** up donny."
ahahahaha great movie
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The sword has to be more than a simple weapon; it has to be an answer to life's questions
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Hanns
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:54:00 -
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Jhonny depp aka Raoul Duke: Fear and loathing in las vegas
check my bio ingame
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Phios Phane
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:15:00 -
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"oh im sorry, did i break your concentration?"
fantastic!
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The Cold War, EVE style ...
[ 2004.10.17 10:04:18 ] Crystal DeAngelis
> is cos teh vietkong used littel groups and didnt get any lag |
Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:17:00 -
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not related to eve.. so in befor the lock
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Tesk Malloc
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:20:00 -
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Edited by: Tesk Malloc on 12/03/2004 11:21:52
Guy 1: What you rent? Best of both worlds?
Guy 2: Hemaphrodidic p*rn. Beautiful chicks with d*cks that put mine to shame.
Guy:1 You actually rented this?
Guy 2: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
Tesk Malloc - Hired Scum, Murderer and All Round Nasty Piece Of Work
"You can't love life too much. Everybody dies." |
Moah
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:57:00 -
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http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/dude.htm
Chester: "Oh, Dude. You got a tattoo."
Jesse: "So do you Dude!"
Chester: "Dude. What does my tattoo say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET!" (The two start fighting)
Shopkeeper: "IDIOTS! Your tattoo says DUDE. Your tattoo says SWEET. GOT IT?!"
Fancy. |
WildHope
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:59:00 -
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For the benefit of those in DSS about 10 hours ago....
"And then...."
Wildhope
ShinRa
Curse Alliance (may it last 1000 generations) |
Parity
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:05:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Carmen Electra on 12/03/2004 09:33:38
ENGLISH, MOTHER******!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
- Pulp Fiction
Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you better go and wake him up then.
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Inflatable Teen
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:10:00 -
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Edited by: Inflatable Teen on 12/03/2004 12:11:54
"Prepare to fast forward"
"Preparing to fast forward, Sir"
"Fast Forward!!"
"Fast forwarding, Sir"
"How many a.ssholes we have in this ship anyhow?"
"Aye" (large part of the crew standing up from their seets)
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a.ssholes"
Spaceballs - Mel Brooks
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JoKane
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:10:00 -
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Guy: Erm, nice shoes!
Girl: Thanks! You wanna ****?
Guy: Sure
- some p0rn movie
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:14:00 -
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"Your best? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go
home and **** the prom queen."
"Carla was the prom queen!"
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CLS Civil Affairs Bureau
"Permanent = Today's Plan."
Training: Noob Instructor Level 5  |
Severe McCald
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:17:00 -
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Jack Nicholson, playing (as always) his psychotic self, to a psychaitrist's waiting room full of deeply troubled people:
"Did ANY of you ever think..., that maybe...., this is as good as it gets?"
ROFL
Severe
And Moses was content to dwell with the man:and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter. And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom:for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land. |
Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:30:00 -
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"E T phone home"
queue the glowing finger
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Vector Victor
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:34:00 -
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Lace: We have your daughter.
Elliot Spudic: My daughter is dead.
Lace: Nevertheless....
From the movie Malefic where some criminals try to ransom a dead child back to the family.
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Moah
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:43:00 -
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Edited by: Moah on 12/03/2004 12:44:26
Fancy. |
Phoenixgurl
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:30:00 -
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--Nerds (looking at some gorgeous blondes): Who are you?
--Girls: We are hot chicks.
--Nerds: Indeed
From "Dude, where's my car?" |
Lord Drax
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:45:00 -
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Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks: "Empire".
Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets
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Gween
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:53:00 -
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"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training you will be a weapon, minister of dead, praying for war.
But until this day, you are pukes!
The lowest life on earth!
You are not even human ******* beings!
You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibiam ****!"
..guess where that comming from. 
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Coffee'n'Toffee makes Gween happy
Coffee'n'Toffee makes Gween happy
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Severus Trajan
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:00:00 -
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Edited by: Severus Trajan on 12/03/2004 14:01:54
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull though."
"I think I'll go and brush my teeth now..."
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Sabahl
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:03:00 -
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Full Metal Jacket?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah."
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