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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:26:00 -
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Dude: "The creep can roll man..."
Walter: "Yeah but he's a pervert"
Dude: "Yeah"
Walter: "No he's a pedophile with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone that he was a pederast."
Donny: Walter, what's a pederast?"
Walter: "Shut the f*** up donny."
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:28:00 -
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My sig also has a quote in it from same movie First person to name it gets a smile from me !
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:29:00 -
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The Big Lebowski 
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:33:00 -
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Edited by: Carmen Electra on 12/03/2004 09:33:38
ENGLISH, MOTHER******!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
- Pulp Fiction
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:33:00 -
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Score thats it !
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:34:00 -
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 Quote:
Score thats it !
btw how goes the gate camping nowadays 
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:34:00 -
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:34:00 -
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LOL its great ! 150km and all WTFG w00t
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:42:00 -
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Well, I like Doctor Who 
Man: No more executions. Torture. Nothing.
Woman: It's all changed. We're free.
Man: Are we?
Woman: Yes.
Man: What shall we do?
Woman: Don't know.
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Haxar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:47:00 -
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I also know to whom the quote "Yeah but he's a pervert" is related to... Jesus Quintana.
Good movie, yup.
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Fuujin
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:50:00 -
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Quote:
Dude: "The creep can roll man..."
Walter: "Yeah but he's a pervert"
Dude: "Yeah"
Walter: "No he's a pedophile with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone that he was a pederast."
Donny: Walter, what's a pederast?"
Walter: "Shut the f*** up donny."
ahahahaha great movie
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The sword has to be more than a simple weapon; it has to be an answer to life's questions
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Hanns
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:54:00 -
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Jhonny depp aka Raoul Duke: Fear and loathing in las vegas
check my bio ingame
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Phios Phane
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:15:00 -
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"oh im sorry, did i break your concentration?"
fantastic!
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The Cold War, EVE style ...
[ 2004.10.17 10:04:18 ] Crystal DeAngelis
> is cos teh vietkong used littel groups and didnt get any lag |
Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:17:00 -
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not related to eve.. so in befor the lock
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Tesk Malloc
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:20:00 -
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Edited by: Tesk Malloc on 12/03/2004 11:21:52
Guy 1: What you rent? Best of both worlds?
Guy 2: Hemaphrodidic p*rn. Beautiful chicks with d*cks that put mine to shame.
Guy:1 You actually rented this?
Guy 2: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
Tesk Malloc - Hired Scum, Murderer and All Round Nasty Piece Of Work
"You can't love life too much. Everybody dies." |
Moah
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:57:00 -
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http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/dude.htm
Chester: "Oh, Dude. You got a tattoo."
Jesse: "So do you Dude!"
Chester: "Dude. What does my tattoo say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET!" (The two start fighting)
Shopkeeper: "IDIOTS! Your tattoo says DUDE. Your tattoo says SWEET. GOT IT?!"
Fancy. |
WildHope
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:59:00 -
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For the benefit of those in DSS about 10 hours ago....
"And then...."
Wildhope
ShinRa
Curse Alliance (may it last 1000 generations) |
Parity
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:05:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Carmen Electra on 12/03/2004 09:33:38
ENGLISH, MOTHER******!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
- Pulp Fiction
Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you better go and wake him up then.
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Inflatable Teen
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:10:00 -
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Edited by: Inflatable Teen on 12/03/2004 12:11:54
"Prepare to fast forward"
"Preparing to fast forward, Sir"
"Fast Forward!!"
"Fast forwarding, Sir"
"How many a.ssholes we have in this ship anyhow?"
"Aye" (large part of the crew standing up from their seets)
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a.ssholes"
Spaceballs - Mel Brooks
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JoKane
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:10:00 -
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Guy: Erm, nice shoes!
Girl: Thanks! You wanna ****?
Guy: Sure
- some p0rn movie
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:14:00 -
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"Your best? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go
home and **** the prom queen."
"Carla was the prom queen!"
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CLS Civil Affairs Bureau
"Permanent = Today's Plan."
Training: Noob Instructor Level 5  |
Severe McCald
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:17:00 -
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Jack Nicholson, playing (as always) his psychotic self, to a psychaitrist's waiting room full of deeply troubled people:
"Did ANY of you ever think..., that maybe...., this is as good as it gets?"
ROFL
Severe
And Moses was content to dwell with the man:and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter. And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom:for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land. |
Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:30:00 -
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"E T phone home"
queue the glowing finger
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Vector Victor
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:34:00 -
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Lace: We have your daughter.
Elliot Spudic: My daughter is dead.
Lace: Nevertheless....
From the movie Malefic where some criminals try to ransom a dead child back to the family.
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Moah
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:43:00 -
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Edited by: Moah on 12/03/2004 12:44:26
Fancy. |
Phoenixgurl
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:30:00 -
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--Nerds (looking at some gorgeous blondes): Who are you?
--Girls: We are hot chicks.
--Nerds: Indeed
From "Dude, where's my car?" |
Lord Drax
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:45:00 -
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Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks: "Empire".
Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets
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Gween
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:53:00 -
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"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training you will be a weapon, minister of dead, praying for war.
But until this day, you are pukes!
The lowest life on earth!
You are not even human ******* beings!
You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibiam ****!"
..guess where that comming from. 
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Coffee'n'Toffee makes Gween happy
Coffee'n'Toffee makes Gween happy
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Severus Trajan
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:00:00 -
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Edited by: Severus Trajan on 12/03/2004 14:01:54
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull though."
"I think I'll go and brush my teeth now..."
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Sabahl
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:03:00 -
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Full Metal Jacket?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah."
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Kyt Kraiten
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:08:00 -
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"we're all MONKEYS"
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Have we sent the 'don't shoot we're pathetic' transmission yet? |
Outcastino
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:13:00 -
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"I need your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle."
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I love the smell off cookies in the morning, smells like victory! |
TheFatman
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:16:00 -
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Blazing saddles.
Deputy: They said you was hung.
Sherriff: They was right.
Patton.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff youÆve heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldnÆt give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. ThatÆs why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.
Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post donÆt know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards weÆre going up against. By God, I do. WeÆre not just going to shoot the bastards, weÆre going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. WeÆre going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The ****s are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
Now thereÆs another thing I want you to remember. I donÆt want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. WeÆre not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and weÆre not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.
ThereÆs one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when youÆre sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you wonÆt have to say, "Well, I shoveled **** in Louisiana."
Alright now, you sons-of-*****es, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be
proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle û anytime, anywhere.
ThatÆs all.
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Archain
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:21:00 -
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Edited by: Archain on 12/03/2004 18:02:26
"This IS a tasty burger....."
-Pulp Fiction
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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BraK
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:24:00 -
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Edited by: BraK on 12/03/2004 14:25:59
I say we grease this rat f@ck son of a b!tch right now!
Aliens
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Atar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Atar on 12/03/2004 14:27:59
Yet another pulp quote!
I think i am paraphrasing so...
"That better be one charming mutha f@cking pig!"
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Knefru Khamen
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:35:00 -
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Edited by: Knefru Khamen on 12/03/2004 14:36:20
Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!
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Ad honorem,
Knefru Khamen
Omnia mea mecum porto. |
Toran Mehtar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 14:56:00 -
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'There is no spoon'
(but not from The Matrix)
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.12 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 12/03/2004 16:08:09
They of course don't work on their own but brings me right back into the movies.
'The rug really tied the room together.'
'WTF is PC Load Letter!??'
'Nah man, I'm pretty ******* far from ok!'
'We're the all singing all dancing crap of the world.'
Convert Stations
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Tyrael Winterheart
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Posted - 2004.03.12 16:25:00 -
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"I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an atonomous collective"
"you're fooling yourself"
and of course
"you can't expect to wield surpreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you"
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Mon Palae
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:02:00 -
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Edited by: Mon Palae on 12/03/2004 18:02:29
Edited by: Mon Palae on 12/03/2004 17:05:20
Quote:
"you can't expect to wield surpreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you"
To expand that excellent quote...
Dennis: "How'd you become king then?"
Arthur: "The Lady of the Lake, clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur proclaiming by Divine Right, I, Arthur, shall be King of the Britons!"
Dennis: "Look...strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is not a basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme excutive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around telling people I was king because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"
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Zepher7
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:13:00 -
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Josie: Dying ain't much of a living boy.
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Lex Luger
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:51:00 -
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Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone ?
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Tyria Evenstar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:52:00 -
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"You think your bad? Your a ******* choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"
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Eco Smith
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:17:00 -
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"The thing is...chicks..cannot take the smoke!"
Anthony Michael Hall, as The Brain, in The Breakfast Club.
Eco.
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Vannaroth
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:17:00 -
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Edited by: Vannaroth on 12/03/2004 18:18:56
1) 'As the legendary black beast lunged forward, escape for arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!'
2)'There are some who call me..... TIM'
(in before the block)
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Arima Todai
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:19:00 -
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"Amatuers ...F@#&ing Amatuers"
-Big Lembowski
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Vannaroth
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:19:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Vannaroth on 12/03/2004 18:19:59
Quote:
"The thing is...chicks..cannot take the smoke!"
Anthony Michael Hall, as The Brain, in The Breakfast Club.
Eco.
breakfast club=
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Raffer Rush
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:24:00 -
[49]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
Fire walk with me |
Mon Palae
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:30:00 -
[50]
ELWOOD: You don't like it?
JAKE: No I don't like it.
(Elwood floors it and jumps over an open drawbridge)
JAKE: Of course it's got a lot of pickup.
ELWOOD: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?
(Jake after lighting a cigarette)
JAKE: Fix the cigarette lighter.
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ELWOOD:It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
JAKE: Hit it!
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Brunte Theris
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:32:00 -
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"My God! I haven't been ****** like that since the 5th grade!"
Helena Bonham Carter's character from "Fight Club"
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:34:00 -
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- so what does that make us?
- absolutly NOTHING.. which is what you're about to become
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3D |
Silverlancer
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:36:00 -
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"I used to be afraid to dream... but now I'm not. Because every time I wake up, the reality is always worse..."
--Ripley, Alien Resurrection (1998)
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:38:00 -
[54]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA, Jester's dead
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3D |
Mon Palae
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:41:00 -
[55]
Shooter: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat **** for breakfast?
Shooter: NO!
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original
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:51:00 -
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"Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard."
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:59:00 -
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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Lan2
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:06:00 -
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Edited by: Lan2 on 12/03/2004 19:07:59
"you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder."
~Armageddon
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Khali Nephtys
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:22:00 -
[59]
"Some mother****ers are always tryin' to iceskate uphill" Wesley Snipes in Blade
Khabs am pehkt...........seize the stars.
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Kasha
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:23:00 -
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Make him an offer he cant refuse. - Don Corleone(Godfather)
"You think im funny? Do i amuse you? You think im a clown? Just how the fukk am i so funny?" - Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas)
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semp
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:23:00 -
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"Game over man.........Game Over !!!!"
Aliens
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Drogon
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:31:00 -
[62]
"God has a hard-on for Marines ... He plays his game ... we play ours."
Director, Divine Retribution
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Lanius
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:31:00 -
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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Traiben Mightius
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:47:00 -
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I've got two for ya...
"Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. **** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
And of course...
"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-*******-culturalist."
Name that movie!
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Darth Sideous
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:50:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Darth Sideous on 12/03/2004 19:51:50
"Excuse me, are you the Judean Peoples Front?"
and
"What have the Romans ever done for us?"
and
Brian - "ok I am the messiah"
Follower - "He is the messiah, he is the messiah"
Brian - "NOW **** OFF"
Follower - "How shall we **** off lord"
Life of Brian
"I came here to kick arse and chew gum and I'm all out of gum" They Live
"I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pubeless arses" Dogma
and to go with the other clerks quotes "Try not to suck any more ****"
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Traiben Mightius
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:50:00 -
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Damn almost forgot this one from the same movie!!
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
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Kasha
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:51:00 -
[67]
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
One of my favs.
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sub4
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Posted - 2004.03.12 19:57:00 -
[68]
Edited by: sub4 on 12/03/2004 19:58:35
--- "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."
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Brobro
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:08:00 -
[69]
"I am coming, I am coming!!"
Can't remember what movie that was btw. They all look the same to me
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Finley
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:15:00 -
[70]
Just read my sig.
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LocalHost
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:26:00 -
[71]
3-9-04 Home movie.
You like that girl? Huh?, Yea I like it, right there.. Who's your daddy!
|Father of 1|Master of All| |
Tripp Orsam
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:31:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Tripp Orsam on 12/03/2004 20:33:43
Turkish: "we've lost Gorgeous George."
Bricktop: "well how did you lose him? hes not exactly a set of ****ing car keys is he? and its not as if he's incon-****ing-spicuous now is it?"
Turkish: "dont worry we're not backing out"
Bricktop: "you bet your b0110cks to a barn-dance your not backing out"
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EVE Online perfectly strikes all your free time wrecking your 1994 marriage. |
Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:36:00 -
[73]
'Did you know that if's a middle word in life?!'
Convert Stations
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Burga Galti
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:44:00 -
[74]
"You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want go on your feet? Or on your knees. Begging. I ain't much for begging. Nobody ever gave me nothing. So i say **** that thing, lets fight it!"
Dillon - Alien 3
and this one draws even:
Hey Ripley, don't worry me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out... independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart-missiles, phased-plasma pulse-rifles, RPG's. We got sonic electronic ballbreakers, nukes, knives..... sharp sticks."
Tales from the EVE Cluster |
Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:50:00 -
[75]
'Time for a bit of the ol' ultra violence.'
Convert Stations
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:54:00 -
[76]
Been a while since I watched Gladiator, but I think the following is accurate:
"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius.
"Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance - in this life or the next."
Plus loads of others from that movie (and others... I could fill this thread myself :P )
My life in pictures:
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Erinan Norba
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:00:00 -
[77]
"EASTMAN! He came from the east, to do battle with the amazing RANDO!" <- Cookie for the one who knows this one!!
And my favourite one from The Holy grail..
"I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies"
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Cinc
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:09:00 -
[78]
"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. YOU dig."
Call the movie and I'll give you a unit of Tritanium.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:15:00 -
[79]
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
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var'ulfur
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:16:00 -
[80]
i love the smell of napalm in the morning
talk is cheap the cost of action is enormus
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Isiana
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:18:00 -
[81]
Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine...................mine??
Carebear|Me
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Pudoris
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:30:00 -
[82]
Well if you have not seen it you better watch it cause it rules
Army of darkness... with Bruce Campbell
I QUOTE everything that man said in the movie :)
especially the boom boom stick part and then one when he is getting the necronomicon and kinda forgets... sorry for my idiocy to not remember them correctly :(
ps. if someone does then plz post it :)
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:32:00 -
[83]
Clatu Verata N..hmphmfhu
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 23:46:00 -
[84]
Quote:
Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine...................mine??
Damn seagulls
My life in pictures:
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.13 09:59:00 -
[85]
Sell the car, sell the house, sell the kids, I'm not coming home.
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Kyt Kraiten
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Posted - 2004.03.13 10:28:00 -
[86]
"Have we sent the 'don't shoot we're pathetic' transmission yet?"
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Galk
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Posted - 2004.03.13 10:44:00 -
[87]
"I don't care if he's muhammad im hard bruce lee"
That film makes me p1ss at every turn.
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:13:00 -
[88]
"Houston, we have a problem"
- Apollo 13
Understatement of the century
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Everlasting Vendetta PVP Commander, yarr
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Antinea
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:18:00 -
[89]
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, he never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.
We don't need Him.
**** damnation, man.
**** redemption.
We are God's unwanted children?
So be it!
From Fight Club, of course
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll
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Fester Addams
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:40:00 -
[90]
Wake up, time to die!
Leon, replicant
from bladerunner
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Temerlyn
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:53:00 -
[91]
17 days, 17 days....
I'd hate to rain on your perade man
but we aint gunna last 17 hours in this joint...
were in some real pretty **** now
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Chinagirl
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:02:00 -
[92]
Edited by: Chinagirl on 13/03/2004 12:09:55
Quote:
Well if you have not seen it you better watch it cause it rules
Army of darkness... with Bruce Campbell
I QUOTE everything that man said in the movie :)
especially the boom boom stick part and then one when he is getting the necronomicon and kinda forgets... sorry for my idiocy to not remember them correctly :(
ps. if someone does then plz post it :)
klatu verata necktie!
boom stick part is cool..
Alright you primitive screwheads listen up.
This is my BOOM stick.
Its a 12 gauge double barreled remington... S-Mart's top of the line.
You can find this in the sporting goods department.
Thats right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan.
Retails for about a hundred and nine ninety five.
Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and hair trigger.
Thats right shop smart shop S-Mart.
Now i swear the next one of you primates even touches me.....
Quote:
Guy 1: What you rent? Best of both worlds?
Guy 2: Hemaphrodidic p*rn. Beautiful chicks with d*cks that put mine to shame.
Guy:1 You actually rented this?
Guy 2: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
Clerks??
Now im all tempted to do Bank's whole easter bunny at the crossroads story.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:07:00 -
[93]
Nictu.
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:12:00 -
[94]
Dana Barrett: This is great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [smiles] I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: [sarcastically] Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.
Gozer: Are you a god?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then die.
Winston Zeddemore: Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Where do these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client. The nice woman who paid us in advance, before she became a dog.
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Doc: Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.
Worcester: We had a short-timer once. Johnny I-forget-his-name. He wore a flak jacket, two helmets and armor underwear. Ashau Valley... your time's up, your time *is* up.
Doc: We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.
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Highway: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
Choozoo: Here's to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.
Highway: I've drank more beer, ****ed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together
Highway: Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and **** napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
Highway: The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it.
Choozoo: [about Major Powers] Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner.
Highway: This is the AK-47 Assault Rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired.
Highway: Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.
Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.
Highway: Too bad. Your old lady does.
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Dizzy: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.
Jean Rasczak: Really. I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. You.
Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.
Jean Rasczak: Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!
Ace Levy: Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?
[Ace is having difficulty with throwing knives]
Ace Levy: Why do we have to do this anyway? It's all nuclear weapons nowadays. All you have to do is press a button.
[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand.
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The Reclaimer
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:02:00 -
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Edited by: The Reclaimer on 13/03/2004 14:09:19
Col. Sanders: We just past them.
Dark Helmit: When?
Col. Sanders: Just now.
Dark Helmit: What happened to then?
Col. Sanders: Where at now, now.
Dark Helmit: Now?
Col. Sanders: Just then.
Dark Helmit: When will then be now?
Col. Sanders: Soon(tm)
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Dr Gonzo
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:41:00 -
[96]
"Look... there's two women f*@king a polar bear"
Buy the ticket, take the ride. No sympathy from the Devil.
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FoxHunt
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:46:00 -
[97]
"You can't fight in here...this is a war room!"
Mike: "What happened to your face?"
Worm: "Hey...she crossed her legs too fast."
Cody: "What we need is a symbol."
Tuff: I got one for you; it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans."
"I trust next time you won't underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State."
"I'm going to execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo."
"Up your butt, Jobuu."
Bill: "I don't deserve to die like this."
Munney: "Deserving's got nothin' to do with it."
Fox
"If laughter truly is the best medicine, then the story you told me just cleared up my Hepatitis."
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Cleopatera
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:07:00 -
[98]
turkish : "for every action there is a reaction. and a pikey reaction is quite a f@cking thing"
from Snatch
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KIAPieman
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:22:00 -
[99]
Darth: Join with me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
and
Emperor: your hate has made you powerful, no fulfull your destiny and take your fathers place at my side!
Luke: no, you have failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Emperor: So be it, JEDI!
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Dark Stranger
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:48:00 -
[100]
Army of Darkness by far had some of the best one liners....
Ash - Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash - Alright.. Who wants some? Who's next? Who wants a little?
Lord - For that arrogance I shall see you dead.
(shotgun shot breaks the lords sword)
Ash - Yah... Alright you primitive screwheads listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!!! The 12 gauge double barreled remington, S Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goodsn department. Thats right this sweet baby was made in grand rapids michigan. Retails for about 109.95. Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steal, and a hair triggger. Thats right shop smart. Shop S Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!
Ash - First you want to kill me. Then you want to kiss me. Blow.
Ash - YO she-b!#$; lets go.
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Ishiko
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Posted - 2004.03.13 16:26:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Ishiko on 13/03/2004 16:28:20
Quote:
Army of Darkness by far had some of the best one liners....
Ash - Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash - Alright.. Who wants some? Who's next? Who wants a little?
Lord - For that arrogance I shall see you dead.
(shotgun shot breaks the lords sword)
Ash - Yah... Alright you primitive screwheads listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!!! The 12 gauge double barreled remington, S Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goodsn department. Thats right this sweet baby was made in grand rapids michigan. Retails for about 109.95. Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steal, and a hair triggger. Thats right shop smart. Shop S Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!
Ash - First you want to kill me. Then you want to kiss me. Blow.
Ash - YO she-b!#$; lets go.
*Welcome back to the land of the living.... Now grab a shovel and start digging.
G ash: Who are you?
B ash (wining): who are you?
i'm bad ash. you're good ash. goody little two shoes, goody little two shoes (hits ash in the face) goody little two shoes (pokes him in the eye) Goody little... (looks down at the barrel of a shotgun aimed at his face)
G ash: I ain't that good (pulls the trigger)
- "Whatever doesn't kill me 'd better get the hell out of my way-
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.13 18:21:00 -
[102]
I just bought snatch and lock stock and two smoking barrels
pwn
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Cyrus la'Fuir
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Posted - 2004.03.13 18:47:00 -
[103]
Edited by: Cyrus la'Fuir on 13/03/2004 18:48:06
Left Ear : "Give me a minute."
Charlie : "What now?"
Left Ear : "I'm about to put this brass pin into the detonator. If it touch the inside, we'll be the last people that we see."
Charlie : "Sure, take your time"
*pause*
Left Ear : "Charlie?"
Charlie : "What?"
left Ear : "I love you man."
Charlie : "I love you too"
The Italian Job
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.03.14 00:11:00 -
[104]
- how much fuel do we have?
- not much
- alright...
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Rapturea
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Posted - 2004.03.14 00:18:00 -
[105]
"we'll make him an offer he cant refuse" - The Godfather
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. -jack handy |
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