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Temerlyn
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Posted - 2004.03.13 11:53:00 -
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17 days, 17 days....
I'd hate to rain on your perade man
but we aint gunna last 17 hours in this joint...
were in some real pretty **** now
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Chinagirl
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:02:00 -
[92]
Edited by: Chinagirl on 13/03/2004 12:09:55
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Well if you have not seen it you better watch it cause it rules 
Army of darkness... with Bruce Campbell
I QUOTE everything that man said in the movie :)
especially the boom boom stick part and then one when he is getting the necronomicon and kinda forgets... sorry for my idiocy to not remember them correctly :(
ps. if someone does then plz post it :)
klatu verata necktie!
boom stick part is cool..
Alright you primitive screwheads listen up.
This is my BOOM stick.
Its a 12 gauge double barreled remington... S-Mart's top of the line.
You can find this in the sporting goods department.
Thats right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan.
Retails for about a hundred and nine ninety five.
Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and hair trigger.
Thats right shop smart shop S-Mart.
Now i swear the next one of you primates even touches me.....
Quote:
Guy 1: What you rent? Best of both worlds?
Guy 2: Hemaphrodidic p*rn. Beautiful chicks with d*cks that put mine to shame.
Guy:1 You actually rented this?
Guy 2: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
Clerks??
Now im all tempted to do Bank's whole easter bunny at the crossroads story.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:07:00 -
[93]
Nictu.
Convert Stations
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:12:00 -
[94]
Dana Barrett: This is great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [smiles] I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: [sarcastically] Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.
Gozer: Are you a god?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then die.
Winston Zeddemore: Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Where do these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client. The nice woman who paid us in advance, before she became a dog.
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Doc: Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.
Worcester: We had a short-timer once. Johnny I-forget-his-name. He wore a flak jacket, two helmets and armor underwear. Ashau Valley... your time's up, your time *is* up.
Doc: We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.
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Highway: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
Choozoo: Here's to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.
Highway: I've drank more beer, ****ed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together
Highway: Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and **** napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
Highway: The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it.
Choozoo: [about Major Powers] Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner.
Highway: This is the AK-47 Assault Rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired.
Highway: Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.
Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.
Highway: Too bad. Your old lady does.
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Dizzy: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.
Jean Rasczak: Really. I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. You.
Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.
Jean Rasczak: Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!
Ace Levy: Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?
[Ace is having difficulty with throwing knives]
Ace Levy: Why do we have to do this anyway? It's all nuclear weapons nowadays. All you have to do is press a button.
[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand.
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The Reclaimer
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:02:00 -
[95]
Edited by: The Reclaimer on 13/03/2004 14:09:19
Col. Sanders: We just past them.
Dark Helmit: When?
Col. Sanders: Just now.
Dark Helmit: What happened to then?
Col. Sanders: Where at now, now.
Dark Helmit: Now?
Col. Sanders: Just then.
Dark Helmit: When will then be now?
Col. Sanders: Soon(tm)
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Dr Gonzo
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:41:00 -
[96]
"Look... there's two women f*@king a polar bear"
Buy the ticket, take the ride. No sympathy from the Devil.
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FoxHunt
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Posted - 2004.03.13 14:46:00 -
[97]
"You can't fight in here...this is a war room!"
Mike: "What happened to your face?"
Worm: "Hey...she crossed her legs too fast."
Cody: "What we need is a symbol."
Tuff: I got one for you; it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans."
"I trust next time you won't underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State."
"I'm going to execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo."
"Up your butt, Jobuu."
Bill: "I don't deserve to die like this."
Munney: "Deserving's got nothin' to do with it."
Fox
"If laughter truly is the best medicine, then the story you told me just cleared up my Hepatitis."
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Cleopatera
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:07:00 -
[98]
turkish : "for every action there is a reaction. and a pikey reaction is quite a f@cking thing"
from Snatch
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KIAPieman
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:22:00 -
[99]
Darth: Join with me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
and
Emperor: your hate has made you powerful, no fulfull your destiny and take your fathers place at my side!
Luke: no, you have failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Emperor: So be it, JEDI!
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Dark Stranger
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Posted - 2004.03.13 15:48:00 -
[100]
Army of Darkness by far had some of the best one liners....
Ash - Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash - Alright.. Who wants some? Who's next? Who wants a little?
Lord - For that arrogance I shall see you dead.
(shotgun shot breaks the lords sword)
Ash - Yah... Alright you primitive screwheads listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!!! The 12 gauge double barreled remington, S Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goodsn department. Thats right this sweet baby was made in grand rapids michigan. Retails for about 109.95. Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steal, and a hair triggger. Thats right shop smart. Shop S Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!
Ash - First you want to kill me. Then you want to kiss me. Blow.
Ash - YO she-b!#$; lets go.
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Ishiko
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Posted - 2004.03.13 16:26:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Ishiko on 13/03/2004 16:28:20
Quote:
Army of Darkness by far had some of the best one liners....
Ash - Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash - Alright.. Who wants some? Who's next? Who wants a little?
Lord - For that arrogance I shall see you dead.
(shotgun shot breaks the lords sword)
Ash - Yah... Alright you primitive screwheads listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!!! The 12 gauge double barreled remington, S Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goodsn department. Thats right this sweet baby was made in grand rapids michigan. Retails for about 109.95. Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steal, and a hair triggger. Thats right shop smart. Shop S Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!
Ash - First you want to kill me. Then you want to kiss me. Blow.
Ash - YO she-b!#$; lets go.
*Welcome back to the land of the living.... Now grab a shovel and start digging.
G ash: Who are you?
B ash (wining): who are you?
i'm bad ash. you're good ash. goody little two shoes, goody little two shoes (hits ash in the face) goody little two shoes (pokes him in the eye) Goody little... (looks down at the barrel of a shotgun aimed at his face)
G ash: I ain't that good (pulls the trigger)
- "Whatever doesn't kill me 'd better get the hell out of my way-
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Kiana'tre
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Posted - 2004.03.13 18:21:00 -
[102]
I just bought snatch and lock stock and two smoking barrels
pwn
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Cyrus la'Fuir
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Posted - 2004.03.13 18:47:00 -
[103]
Edited by: Cyrus la'Fuir on 13/03/2004 18:48:06
Left Ear : "Give me a minute."
Charlie : "What now?"
Left Ear : "I'm about to put this brass pin into the detonator. If it touch the inside, we'll be the last people that we see."
Charlie : "Sure, take your time"
*pause*
Left Ear : "Charlie?"
Charlie : "What?"
left Ear : "I love you man."
Charlie : "I love you too"
The Italian Job
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.03.14 00:11:00 -
[104]
- how much fuel do we have?
- not much
- alright...
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3D |
Rapturea
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Posted - 2004.03.14 00:18:00 -
[105]
"we'll make him an offer he cant refuse" - The Godfather
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. -jack handy |
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