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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:10:00 -
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Which are the two shortest books in the world?
(1) The swedish book of Knowledge. (2) The Swedish book of war heroes.
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:12:00 -
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Damn you stole my joke! 
Q: What does it take to convince a Norwegian?
A: Two bananas
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:12:00 -
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do you know what norwegains tell everyone to be the smart people of there country?
The tourists
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:13:00 -
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Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Sweden?
It's impossible to find 3 wise men there.
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:14:00 -
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Q: What is the similarity between norwegians and sperm?
A: Only one in a million becomes something.
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:15:00 -
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Once there came a swedish customer into the store and asked, "Kan jag fŐ tvŐ sm÷rgŐsar?" (May I have two sandwiches). The store-clerk then asked, "Are you Swedish?" whereupon the Swede answered "is it because I said 'sm÷rgŐsar' (i.e. the swedish word for sandwich,) that you knew I was a Swede?". The clerk made a cunning smirk, "no, it's because you're in a hardware store."
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:21:00 -
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Q: Why do norwegians always drink their milk in the store?
A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE.
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:22:00 -
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two norwegains where sitting at a bar and watching a glas that was put upside down on the table.
and one of them said:
- look this glas has no opening
- no the other one said and turned the glas around. and no bottom either
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:23:00 -
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How do you get a one armed Swede out of a tree?
Wave to him !
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:24:00 -
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Iceblock, are we taking jokes from the same site?
Q: What do you call a beautiful Norwegian?
A: Lucky.
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:25:00 -
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two norwegain police officers found a corpse in an Peugeot.
- how do you spell Peugeot?
- i dont know. lets move him into an Opel instead
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SubZero
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:31:00 -
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guess this is called scandinavian humour? 
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:33:00 -
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lol, not sure!! 
a Swede called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? "Just a minute," said the busy clerk. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll just take da bus."
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:34:00 -
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Hehehe
Why do Norwegians have such nice noses?
They're hand picked!
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:36:00 -
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A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian bet that the hero would die during the movie. The Swede didn't believe him, and they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. When the movie was over and the hero was dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. Keep the money." The Swede replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, but I didn't think he would be tricked twice."
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:37:00 -
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Two Norwegians were hunting ducks with no success. One turned to the other and says, "Do ya suppose we aren't trowing da dog high enough?
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:39:00 -
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Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing...
...and returned home with 10lbs of ice?
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:40:00 -
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Did you hear about the Swede who was asked how often he had sex with his wife?
- "Almost every day..... almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:40:00 -
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A Norwegian was strolling through the farm yard one day when he gazed down to find himself ankle deep in manure.
"Good heavens," he exclaimed, "I'm MELTING!"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:40:00 -
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Why is there no roofs over nut houses in Norway?
its hard to build a roof over Norway
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:41:00 -
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3. Ole and Lena own a cafe. Their sign says "Please don't criticize da coffee,
sometime you may be old und veak too!"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:43:00 -
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why do norwegians crawl in the supermarkets?
there looking for low prices
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:44:00 -
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One day this Norwegian walked into town to do some shopping. On his way home his Swedish neighbor saw him carrying a bag. He hurried out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. The Norwegian replied chickens. The Swede asked how many he had. the Norwegian says if you can guess how many I have I will give you both of them. The Swede replied 3.
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:44:00 -
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3. Ole and Lena own a cafe. Their sign says "Please don't criticize da coffee,
sometime you may be old und veak too!"
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:46:00 -
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Why do Norwegians use glass garbage cans?
So the Swedes can go window shopping!
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:46:00 -
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Did you hear about the Norwegian woman who had to stop using the pill?
It kept falling out.
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:48:00 -
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what is the diffrence between an rabbit and a norwegain thats been run over by a car?
well theres no tier tracks infront of the norwegain
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:49:00 -
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how do you save a drowning norwegain?
you throw a rock to him
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thuggie
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:51:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 16/03/2004 09:52:56
I just watched this again and have a question: in the opening sequence there are six guys in Blackbirds. It looks like the first few kills were done exculsively in those ships. I assume there were more that weren't in the video? Did this group ever run into any multiple battleship situations and how did they go? How many Blackbirds did you lose, etc...?
It's still a pretty damn scary sight, that first scene though. I guess the only thing more scary than half a dozen Blackbirds is half a dozen Scorpions! But when you think about bang for your buck, nothing beats a BB. I haven't counted, but I'd almost be willing to bet I have more BS kills flying a BB with a wingmate than in my Raven.
I just wanted to say that I think it's cool that a big corp that can obviously field larger units as you see later in the video did something smart and built a squad using what I still consider to be one of the deadliest ships in the game. Good job, Tyrell, for showing something other than the standard BS blast-fest. I really like stuff like this, which is why I'm a big fan of the Mercenary Frigate vids too.
EDIT: Oh, I had to say that my favorite part was the Tempest running for the gate and ALMOST making it out. That was priceless!
hi, that was a 7 BB on 1 BS situation - first BB was blown up, but he did a hellova job warpscrambeling that tempest untill the rest of us arrived.
there's allso a 3BB on 1 tempest kill there aswell..
The one funny thing that's missing is when we had a 3 BB's on 1 scorp and 1 arma-fight.. tok the arma and got a bit to rambo.. tried to get the scorp in a 2on1 but we were kinda toast:) (1 BB survived)
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:52:00 -
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A norwegian, a dane and a swede was stranded on an desert island. But then they met a good fairy who would grant them one wish each. The norwegian wished himself back to Oslo in Norway, the dane wished himself to Copenhagen in Denmark and suddenly they were both gone. The swede suddenly being alone there on the island wanted to be with his friends so he wished them both back. 
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