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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.12 09:39:00 -
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Edited by: Alynthir on 12/03/2004 09:49:29
About three weeks ago, a large number of CA corps declared war on Tyrell. It all seemed rather pointless at the time as the majority of Tyrell assets and pilots are in 0.0 space. Still, the opportunity to do something new was there. In response to the numerous war declarations, Tyrell sent it's Norwegian Wing (cooler name pending) back up into Empire to seek out these dastardly villains and have a little fun. They made maximum use of their ships and manpower, seeking out the enemy and posting multiple kills to our website nightly before finally returning to Stain last weekend to join up with a large SA fleet op.
This is the first in a series of videos that Tyrell will be releasing highlighting our success in various areas of EVE. The video quailty of this one is somewhat mixed as there were different people recording at different speeds, etcà, but overall it came out pretty good. You can expect future videos to be much better. Enjoy! 
Norwegain Wing Video
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semp
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Posted - 2004.03.12 11:59:00 -
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Yea I felt almost sorry for those VotF pilots.....NOT
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Go Norway !!!!
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Dolemite2K
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:34:00 -
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Yea I felt almost sorry for those VotF pilots.....NOT
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Go Norway !!!!
Semp
GO NORWAY! no wait...
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:45:00 -
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GO NORWAY! no wait...
LOL!!!! 
Cool video. Lots of things blowing up is always fun to watch. If there are more coming, how about a good rock track next time?? 
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Mitchman
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:46:00 -
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Cool video, had to do a sneak peak while at work here in Byporten 
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:54:00 -
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Quote:
Tyrell sent it's Norwegian Wing (cooler name pending)
You cant find a name cooler then that!!!
GO NORWAY!!!
GO NORWAY!!!
/emote sings "...vi gir alt, alt for norge, ofrer alt, om vi mÕ..."
"We brake for nobody"
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.12 12:55:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
Tyrell sent it's Norwegian Wing (cooler name pending)
You cant find a name cooler then that!!!
GO NORWAY!!!
GO NORWAY!!!
/emote sings "...vi gir alt, alt for norge, ofrer alt, om vi mÕ..."
We've been *****ing at them for weeks, but I guess if it doesn't involve shooting things, they are lazy.
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Nervar
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:24:00 -
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Yaaar Go Norway And death to the sweeedes
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thuggie
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Posted - 2004.03.12 13:38:00 -
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hih, i lub iceblock.
Btw. the norwegain wing of tyrell:
Bram Bram, FjellHagen, Hass, Lane, Proteuz, Silverstone, Spacerider, and me, thuggie.
though there are more norwegians in the corp they are either inactive or mining
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Mr Popov
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Posted - 2004.03.12 15:31:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Popov on 12/03/2004 15:32:32
Cool Video, mad props to Tyrell
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Durandal
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Posted - 2004.03.12 15:38:00 -
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"Two thumbs up" as the tabloids always say. Good vid.
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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HyperBaton
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:11:00 -
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Nice vid indeed!
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Tronsol
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:54:00 -
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cheering on everything that put norwegians in a good view
rape and tape
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Dreez
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Posted - 2004.03.12 17:59:00 -
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Great movie , im hoping to see more  .
'Trying to argue logically with Evol is like trying to teach a pig to dance. It only makes you look foolish and really annoys the pig ' - Duke Droklar [OC]
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semp
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:01:00 -
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Edited by: semp on 12/03/2004 18:02:31
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Great movie , im hoping to see more .
Who knows D, if you lucky you might even star in it 
Semp
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Raffer Rush
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Posted - 2004.03.12 18:11:00 -
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Bra video :)
Intro, outtro and at least music next time please
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BuRnEr
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Posted - 2004.03.12 20:06:00 -
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Nice vid
w00t are there eve players from norway? it cant be.
SWEDEN RULES over you all.
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myggan
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Posted - 2004.03.12 22:34:00 -
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cool video
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Proteuz
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Posted - 2004.03.14 09:54:00 -
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Nice to see that ppl like the movie, getting a new gfx card over the weekend so ill get better fr on my new fraps grabs, and i hope ill get Adobe A E running again..
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Ithilgore
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Posted - 2004.03.14 15:12:00 -
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Norway > sweden 
Cant wait to the dl finishes
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.03.16 09:48:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 16/03/2004 09:52:56
I just watched this again and have a question: in the opening sequence there are six guys in Blackbirds. It looks like the first few kills were done exculsively in those ships. I assume there were more that weren't in the video? Did this group ever run into any multiple battleship situations and how did they go? How many Blackbirds did you lose, etc...?
It's still a pretty damn scary sight, that first scene though. I guess the only thing more scary than half a dozen Blackbirds is half a dozen Scorpions! But when you think about bang for your buck, nothing beats a BB. I haven't counted, but I'd almost be willing to bet I have more BS kills flying a BB with a wingmate than in my Raven.
I just wanted to say that I think it's cool that a big corp that can obviously field larger units as you see later in the video did something smart and built a squad using what I still consider to be one of the deadliest ships in the game. Good job, Tyrell, for showing something other than the standard BS blast-fest. I really like stuff like this, which is why I'm a big fan of the Mercenary Frigate vids too.
EDIT: Oh, I had to say that my favorite part was the Tempest running for the gate and ALMOST making it out. That was priceless!
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 09:52:00 -
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Edited by: Kyogen Steiner on 16/03/2004 09:58:08
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Nice vid
w00t are there eve players from norway? it cant be.
SWEDEN RULES over you all.
Did they actually get modems in norway now? Nice to see the former occupied babycountries actually evolving several hundred years after swedish dominance.
Go norway!
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 10:19:00 -
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we have evolved so much that we are actully hundreds of years before any country, and we will take advantage of that, and we are coming back for revange!!
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 10:22:00 -
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Hehehe bring it! The now almost non exsistant Swedish so called army will repell any attack from norway with Smacktalk and Trade embargos(like we have any good to give you guys anyway)
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 10:24:00 -
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Hehehe bring it! The now almost non exsistant Swedish so called army will repell any attack from norway with Smacktalk and Trade embargos(like we have any good to give you guys anyway)
well we give them BBB
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 10:48:00 -
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Edited by: Admiral IceBlock on 16/03/2004 10:50:16
Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side of the road for the parade, the Norwegians on the other. Then, the Swedes throw fire*****ers at the Norwegians. Then, the Norwegians light the fire*****ers and throw them back
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 10:53:00 -
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Edited by: Admiral IceBlock on 16/03/2004 10:50:16
Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side of the road for the parade, the Norwegians on the other. Then, the Swedes throw fire*****ers at the Norwegians. Then, the Norwegians light the fire*****ers and throw them back
Hehe having troubble chosing "swede" joke Admiral? I read the first one you removed
Any swede have a list of all the Norwegian jokes swedes use? the "bellman" ones would be especially cool, since we bring down our neigbours the danes aswell
Btw, this is totally of topic
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 10:57:00 -
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i copy&pasted the wrong joke!
Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle of a guerrilla war. Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn them to death as spies. The next morning at dawn, the Dane is put before the firing squad. As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" The troops panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. The Norwegian sailor is taken out the next morning. Having heard about the Dane from the guards, at the appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Again the firing squad panics and he escapes. The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing squad will not fall for the same disaster twice, so he shouts "FIRE!!!"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:03:00 -
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hehe lets smack this out Norwegian scum
. A Swedish couple were in their house. Suddenly, the wife said to her husband "Get me a pair of loafers" so the husband came back with two norwegians.
Then there was the Norwegian who noticed the sign "Wet Pavement"… so he did.
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: Admiral IceBlock on 16/03/2004 11:13:07
Swedish Party Game
What is a party game played by Swedes?
One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it.
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A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.
- "Where did you find that monkey?" asked the Norwegian.
- "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.
- "Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:18:00 -
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Ole was buying his first TV. He went into the furniture shop where Sven worked as a salesman. "I vant to buy that nice TV over dere" Ole said.
"Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Norwegians" Sven said.
Ole was flabbergasted but refused to give up so easily. He bought himself a very expensive disguise complete with the outfit, the hairstyle and even learned a new accent. He came back to the furniture shop.
"Hey, man, be cool. I really dig that TV there. How much you want for it, cat?" Ole asked.
Sven didn't pause in his response. "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Norwegians!"
Ole was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. He went to a neighboring city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. He came back to the furniture shop. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, wa-ja say?" Ole asked.
Sven again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Norwegians!"
Ole stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did you know I'm a Norwegian?"
"Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen."
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:21:00 -
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Then there's the story about the Swede who was building himself a house. One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away every second nail? "They have the nail-head in the wrong end", the man replied. His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can you get? Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other side of the house???"
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:23:00 -
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A Norwegian was building a fence and working with great speed. When asked why he was in such a hurry, he said, "I'm trying to get it done before I run out of nails."
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:28:00 -
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Edited by: Admiral IceBlock on 16/03/2004 11:29:21
Bird dog?
There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to Norway and bought a bird dog. Later they returned to Sweden to test the dog, but they were rather disappointed. Finally one of the guys said "We've been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." The other Swede looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. Throw him up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to someone else."
"We brake for nobody"
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.16 11:30:00 -
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This has to be one of the most unique hijackings of a thread I've ever seen.
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:01:00 -
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A pilot was having trouble maintaing the stability of his plane. So he turned to the co-pilot and asked him what the trouble was. The co-pilot said that there were a bunch of norwegians on board causing a ruckus. So the pilot asked him to calm them down. The co-pilot left and came back, and suddenly the plane was calm. The pilot said "How did you take care of all those norwegians?"
"Oh, it was easy" said the co-pilot. "I just opened the hatch and told them there was free lutefisk in the basement!"
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:02:00 -
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Watch your driving!
In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, but his caused many tourist accidents. They decided to switch to the right. Being careful people, they wanted this to go smoothly. So they decided that on Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right. If that went well, all cars would follow suit the next day.
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:08:00 -
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Why did the norwegian circle his block 58 times?
His turn signal was stuck
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:30:00 -
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a Swede came home one evening and shot his dog. When his
neighbor asked why, he explained, "Some one phoned me
up and said my wife was fooling around with my best friend."
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:31:00 -
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Two groups of men are fishing the same lake, a group of Swedes and a group of Norwegians. They're all casting away like mad, but while the Swedes are catching lots of fish, the Norwegians aren't catching anything at all. So one of the Norwegians tells one of his friends to go over to the Swede group and see what it is that they're doing to catch all these fish. So off the guy goes, and pretty soon he comes back to the Norwegian group. When asked what the Swedes were doing, he said, "Well, it looks like the first thing they do is cut a hole in the ice....."
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:36:00 -
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"Mama, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Svedish?"
"No, it's because you're NINETEEN."
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:38:00 -
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A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a******case police line-up. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep…that's her!"
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:46:00 -
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There was this swede who once got home and found his wife in bed with another man. He was so angry that he got a gun and pointed it to his own head. "NO! Don't do that," his wife begged. "Shut up woman! You'll be next," the angry swede replied.
"We brake for nobody"
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:46:00 -
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two norwegain pilots discused the the ability to fly to the sun.
- i think it will get to hot
- no not at all, we will fly at night
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:49:00 -
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How many Norwegians does it take to milk a cow?
Ten.....four to hold onto the faucets and the other six to lift the cow up and down.
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:50:00 -
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What happens to the average IQ in Norway and Sweden if a dumb norwegian moves to Sweden?
It increases in both countries.
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:51:00 -
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In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at the ventriloquist, "HEY!
You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! Cut it out!"
And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. They're only jokes!"
And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little guy sitting on your knee!"
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:53:00 -
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A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. They each got to choose which way they would die. The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. The same thing happened to the dane. Then they asked the swede how he wanted to die. "I think I'll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn't work anyway," he said
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:54:00 -
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A Swede: Ole, stand in front of my car and tell me if my blinkers are working.
Norwegian: yes..no…yes…no…yes…no…yes…no…
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:54:00 -
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a swede and a norwegain started to figth at a parking lot and then the swede drew a circile on the ground and shouted to the norwegain.
- now you stay within that circle or il knock you out!
then the swede went to the norwegain mans car and started to destroy it and when he was finished and had totaly destroyed the norwegains car he turnd around and saw the norwegain standing there laughing. so he asked him why.
- what are you laughing at?
- ive been outside the circle alot of times while you destroyed my car
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:57:00 -
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The Swedish mountaineer Sven Olsson, has stated in a press-conference that his attempt to climb over the sound-barrier has failed again.
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:58:00 -
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What’s the happiest five years of a Norwegian’s life?
—First grade.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 12:59:00 -
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why do norwegains go in the middle of the road?
Cause there afraid of the wild flowers thats on the side of the road
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:00:00 -
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A norwegian and a swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. Quite suddenly the swede won.
"We brake for nobody"
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:03:00 -
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do you know how you sink a norwegain submarine?
you dive down to it and knock on it!
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:05:00 -
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A swedish space-scientist came running into the office of his norwegian colleague. "The swedes will be the first to send a manned spaceship to the sun," he said. The norwegian colleague responded, "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" The swede stood there for a few seconds thinking, then he said, "Oh, don't worry, we will be landing during the night."
"We brake for nobody"
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:06:00 -
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do you know how you sink the nowegain submarine again?
you simply dive down an knock on it again and they open and shout
- WE WONT FAL FOR THAT AGAIN!
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:07:00 -
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What do you get if you crossbreed a swede with an ape?
Another swede.
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:08:00 -
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One foggy night off the southeastern coast of Sweden, a Norwegian battle ship received a radio signal in Swedish telling it to shift course 10 degrees to the east.
The Norwegian captain bristled, and replied that the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the west!
Moments later the reply came telling the Norwegian ship to move 10 degrees to the east.
"I vil NOT!" screamed the captain. He turned to the radio operator and yelled, "Yu tell dat dumb Swede to shift 10 degrees to da west!"
Again came the reply to the Norwegian to shift his course 10 degrees to the east.
By now the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON A NORWEGIAN BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO THE EAST IF YU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!"
Moments later came the reply: "Yes well I am at the Swedish lighthouse and you will shift 10 degrees to the east, if yu know what's good for you
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:08:00 -
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Do you know how you know that tarzan was norwegain?
simple hes the king of apes
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:10:00 -
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Which are the two shortest books in the world?
(1) The swedish book of Knowledge. (2) The Swedish book of war heroes.
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:12:00 -
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Damn you stole my joke!
Q: What does it take to convince a Norwegian?
A: Two bananas
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:12:00 -
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do you know what norwegains tell everyone to be the smart people of there country?
The tourists
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:13:00 -
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Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Sweden?
It's impossible to find 3 wise men there.
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:14:00 -
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Q: What is the similarity between norwegians and sperm?
A: Only one in a million becomes something.
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:15:00 -
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Once there came a swedish customer into the store and asked, "Kan jag fÕ tvÕ sm÷rgÕsar?" (May I have two sandwiches). The store-clerk then asked, "Are you Swedish?" whereupon the Swede answered "is it because I said 'sm÷rgÕsar' (i.e. the swedish word for sandwich,) that you knew I was a Swede?". The clerk made a cunning smirk, "no, it's because you're in a hardware store."
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:21:00 -
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Q: Why do norwegians always drink their milk in the store?
A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:22:00 -
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two norwegains where sitting at a bar and watching a glas that was put upside down on the table.
and one of them said:
- look this glas has no opening
- no the other one said and turned the glas around. and no bottom either
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:23:00 -
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How do you get a one armed Swede out of a tree?
Wave to him !
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:24:00 -
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Iceblock, are we taking jokes from the same site?
Q: What do you call a beautiful Norwegian?
A: Lucky.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:25:00 -
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two norwegain police officers found a corpse in an Peugeot.
- how do you spell Peugeot?
- i dont know. lets move him into an Opel instead
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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SubZero
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:31:00 -
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guess this is called scandinavian humour?
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:33:00 -
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lol, not sure!!
a Swede called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? "Just a minute," said the busy clerk. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll just take da bus."
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:34:00 -
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Hehehe
Why do Norwegians have such nice noses?
They're hand picked!
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:36:00 -
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A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian bet that the hero would die during the movie. The Swede didn't believe him, and they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. When the movie was over and the hero was dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. Keep the money." The Swede replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, but I didn't think he would be tricked twice."
"We brake for nobody"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:37:00 -
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Two Norwegians were hunting ducks with no success. One turned to the other and says, "Do ya suppose we aren't trowing da dog high enough?
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:39:00 -
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Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing...
...and returned home with 10lbs of ice?
"We brake for nobody"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:40:00 -
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Did you hear about the Swede who was asked how often he had sex with his wife?
- "Almost every day..... almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:40:00 -
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A Norwegian was strolling through the farm yard one day when he gazed down to find himself ankle deep in manure.
"Good heavens," he exclaimed, "I'm MELTING!"
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:40:00 -
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Why is there no roofs over nut houses in Norway?
its hard to build a roof over Norway
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:41:00 -
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3. Ole and Lena own a cafe. Their sign says "Please don't criticize da coffee,
sometime you may be old und veak too!"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:43:00 -
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why do norwegians crawl in the supermarkets?
there looking for low prices
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:44:00 -
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One day this Norwegian walked into town to do some shopping. On his way home his Swedish neighbor saw him carrying a bag. He hurried out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. The Norwegian replied chickens. The Swede asked how many he had. the Norwegian says if you can guess how many I have I will give you both of them. The Swede replied 3.
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:44:00 -
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3. Ole and Lena own a cafe. Their sign says "Please don't criticize da coffee,
sometime you may be old und veak too!"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:46:00 -
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Why do Norwegians use glass garbage cans?
So the Swedes can go window shopping!
"We brake for nobody"
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:46:00 -
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Did you hear about the Norwegian woman who had to stop using the pill?
It kept falling out.
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:48:00 -
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what is the diffrence between an rabbit and a norwegain thats been run over by a car?
well theres no tier tracks infront of the norwegain
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:49:00 -
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how do you save a drowning norwegain?
you throw a rock to him
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thuggie
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:51:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Seleene on 16/03/2004 09:52:56
I just watched this again and have a question: in the opening sequence there are six guys in Blackbirds. It looks like the first few kills were done exculsively in those ships. I assume there were more that weren't in the video? Did this group ever run into any multiple battleship situations and how did they go? How many Blackbirds did you lose, etc...?
It's still a pretty damn scary sight, that first scene though. I guess the only thing more scary than half a dozen Blackbirds is half a dozen Scorpions! But when you think about bang for your buck, nothing beats a BB. I haven't counted, but I'd almost be willing to bet I have more BS kills flying a BB with a wingmate than in my Raven.
I just wanted to say that I think it's cool that a big corp that can obviously field larger units as you see later in the video did something smart and built a squad using what I still consider to be one of the deadliest ships in the game. Good job, Tyrell, for showing something other than the standard BS blast-fest. I really like stuff like this, which is why I'm a big fan of the Mercenary Frigate vids too.
EDIT: Oh, I had to say that my favorite part was the Tempest running for the gate and ALMOST making it out. That was priceless!
hi, that was a 7 BB on 1 BS situation - first BB was blown up, but he did a hellova job warpscrambeling that tempest untill the rest of us arrived.
there's allso a 3BB on 1 tempest kill there aswell..
The one funny thing that's missing is when we had a 3 BB's on 1 scorp and 1 arma-fight.. tok the arma and got a bit to rambo.. tried to get the scorp in a 2on1 but we were kinda toast:) (1 BB survived)
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:52:00 -
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A norwegian, a dane and a swede was stranded on an desert island. But then they met a good fairy who would grant them one wish each. The norwegian wished himself back to Oslo in Norway, the dane wished himself to Copenhagen in Denmark and suddenly they were both gone. The swede suddenly being alone there on the island wanted to be with his friends so he wished them both back.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:52:00 -
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Two swedes talking to eachother.
- do you know how you save a drowning norwegain?
- NO!
- GOOD!
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Kyogen Steiner
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:54:00 -
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LADY (at the Olympics): "Are you a Pole Vaulter?"
NORWEGIAN: "No…I'm a Norwegian…and my name ain't Valter."
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:55:00 -
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A swede was travelling on the night-train, but he couldn't find his seat. The conductor asked him if he could approximately remember where it was.
"No," the swede said, "all I can remember is that there was a river outside of it."
"We brake for nobody"
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:57:00 -
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Q: Do you know how to break a Swede's neck when he is drinking water?
A: Slam the toilet lid down!
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.03.16 13:58:00 -
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I locked this thread because it is not very respectful to joke about a group of people for at least 3 pages.
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