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Rjaiajik Kajvoril
Amarr
Autonomous Systems
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:46:00 -
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....I have a job for you all that you may be interested in as it will make you a great deal of money.
What you get out of this.
1. More security. People will be less likely to attack you.
2. A great deal of ISK - Millions depending - INSTANTLY.
What I get out of this.
1. Improved security rating.
2. A great deal of ISK - Millions depending - INSTANTLY.
Who should apply.
1. You'll need a shuttle. This will be destroyed
2. You must be willing to travel to the Molden Heath region.
3. You must have a bounty on you of more than 2 million ISK.
4. You'll have to trust me. Someone you've never met.
5. We must have never met. We cannot be in the same corp/alliance.
6. We must remain "acquaintances". Honest Guv.
The plan.
You come to a system close to where I am in Molden Heath. If you cannot enter high sec we can organize a 0.0 space to meet so long as it's not too far.
You should set up your clone so that you will wake up in the system we're meeting in if everything goes t!t's up
I will meet you in a frigate. You should be in a shuttle or frigate, whatever is cheaper for you... Not a rookie ship.
I lock on to you, shoot you, blow you up and you warp back to the station in your pod. I then dock in the station you just went to. I send you ISK worth the value of 1/2 of the bounty I have just claimed on your head.
You now have ISK, I now have ISK. You no longer have a bounty on your head. I have a slightly increased sec rating for killing a 'wanted' man. We both win and go on our separate way....
...I believe I'm providing a decent service to all those who are irritated at bounty hunters and vigilante's coming after them. Anyone interested, please reply here.
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Duncan Bannatyne
BioDyne Industries
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:49:00 -
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There is one fatal flaw to your plan.
Why would someone split a bounty with you, when they can use an alt.
Duncan Bannatyne
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Tzar'rim
Minmatar
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:50:00 -
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I don't think you 'get' pirates.
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Shionoya Risa
Caldari
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:51:00 -
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Edited by: Shionoya Risa on 19/12/2007 10:51:15
 Originally by: Duncan Bannatyne
There is one fatal flaw to your plan.
Why would someone split a bounty with you, when they can use an alt.
That.
Oh, and this was posted in the wrong forum.
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Miharu Hinata
Gallente
Seventh Sanctum
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:52:00 -
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lol, so you want a pirate to split his/her bounty with you, Which he probably put on him/her self?
I lol'd 
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Jaketh Ivanes
Amarr
Do Or Die And Live Or Try
The Kano Organisation
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Posted - 2007.12.19 10:53:00 -
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Edited by: Jaketh Ivanes on 19/12/2007 10:53:27
Originally by: Rjaiajik Kajvoril
I lock on to you, shoot you, blow you up and you warp back to the station in your pod. I then dock in the station you just went to. I send you ISK worth the value of 1/2 of the bounty I have just claimed on your head.
Flaw number 2, you need to pod the pirate to claim the bounty on their head.
Otherwise a very funny post
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N1fty
Amarr
Galactic Shipyards Inc
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:02:00 -
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Completely fails to understand the (broken) mechanics of bounties.
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:03:00 -
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Good concept in theory, but fatally flawed in practice. The bounty system is ridiculously broken, if you see a pirate with a bounty he most likely put it on himself for e-peen enlargement, because no one on their right mind would spend money to put a bounty on a pirate, when he can just claim it with an alt.
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Feng Schui
Minmatar
The Ninja Coalition
Drunken N Disorderly
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:06:00 -
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i've never placed a bounty on my own head, and it gets claimed alot 
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Johnny Gurkha
Slow Deep and Hard
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:10:00 -
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I can't decide whats more funny - your stupid idea, or if you will actually get people gullible enough to try it out... work for your ISK and sec you lazy ******* bastard 
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Jaketh Ivanes
Edited by: Jaketh Ivanes on 19/12/2007 10:53:27
Originally by: Rjaiajik Kajvoril
I lock on to you, shoot you, blow you up and you warp back to the station in your pod. I then dock in the station you just went to. I send you ISK worth the value of 1/2 of the bounty I have just claimed on your head.
Flaw number 2, you need to pod the pirate to claim the bounty on their head.
Otherwise a very funny post
This.
Bellum Eternus
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Siigari Kitawa
Gallente
The Aduro Protocol
The Fifth Race
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:16:00 -
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pirates
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Feng Schui
Minmatar
The Ninja Coalition
Drunken N Disorderly
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:19:00 -
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PS: you don't get sec status for podding pirates
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Drasked
North Face Force
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: Rjaiajik Kajvoril
I have a slightly increased sec rating for killing a 'wanted' man.
Do you get sec rating for killing outlaws?
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Lord Zoran
Caldari
House of Tempers
Long Distance Serial Killlers
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:35:00 -
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this is what alts are for
Yarr!?!?!?!?!
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Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Feng Schui
PS: you don't get sec status for podding pirates
I think you do actually, but I can't exactly 100% remember now you said it.
Rifters!
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ISD Valorem
Amarr
ISD STAR
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:43:00 -
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Moved from General Discussion
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KayaYautja
Caldari
Ore Mongers
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:46:00 -
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Edited by: KayaYautja on 19/12/2007 11:46:31
Not EVERYONE with a bounty put it on themself by the way. There are still some idiots out there 
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.12.19 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: ISD Valorem
Moved from General Discussion
Do you mind? We have enough drivel in C&P as it is. Take it back to GD and begone from our forums.
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IntegralHellsing
Gallente
CRESCENT Inc.
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Posted - 2007.12.19 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: Duncan Bannatyne
There is one fatal flaw to your plan.
Why would someone split a bounty with you, when they can use an alt.
QFT
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Belial Tempter
Amarr
Twisted Inc.
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:01:00 -
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I couldn't help but be reminded of Kryten from Red Dwarf..
Cat: "Maybe we should drop the defensive shields?"
Kryten: "A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice"
OP made my day
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Rjaiajik Kajvoril
Amarr
Autonomous Systems
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:15:00 -
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....so, the guy gets in a jump clone and I pod him, I still claim bounty and split it. Plan still works and he just pays out for a new clone with the bounty.
Now, see my problem was that I'm no pirate, never tried it myself. This idea just popped into my head so I decided to give it a try.
Now something told me CCP would at least have made it so that people on your friends list, in your corp or in your alliance and especially, people coming from the same IP (i.e alts) wouldn't be able to claim the bounty, otherwise my plan is outright obvious.
Oh well... it was a nice idea at least
(nearly got me some easy ISK then, people all go spoil it with there logic, damn you all... logic has no place in my plans. It was not invited).
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Ulstan on 19/12/2007 14:29:40
You are far from the first to realize that bounties are currently simply free ISK for pirates.
Any pirate wishing to get rid of his bounty can have an alt do it and get 100% of the proceeds - no need to travel somewhere and split it with a stranger.
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Now something told me CCP would at least have made it so that people on your friends list, in your corp or in your alliance and especially, people coming from the same IP (i.e alts) wouldn't be able to claim the bounty, otherwise my plan is outright obvious.
Unfortunately, you give CCP *far* too much credit.
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Rjaiajik Kajvoril
Amarr
Autonomous Systems
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:30:00 -
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Yeah. I realise that now... unfortunately I had enough faith in CCP to think they would at least have TRIED to nerf that so pirates don't claim there own bounties.
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Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2007.12.19 14:48:00 -
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will you pay for clone and implants aswell?
my implants are worth in the region of 1.2 bil i believer. Clone is 16mil i think.
send the isk upfront and you can have my bounty. You'll have to trust me. someone you've never met.
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William DeMeo
Gallente
the united
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Posted - 2007.12.19 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Tamia Clant
Good concept in theory, but fatally flawed in practice. The bounty system is ridiculously broken, if you see a pirate with a bounty he most likely put it on himself for e-peen enlargement, because no one on their right mind would spend money to put a bounty on a pirate, when he can just claim it with an alt.
lol, you'd be suprised how many people do put bounties on us.
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Exiled One
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.12.19 16:03:00 -
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you don't say
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Karrade Krise
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Posted - 2007.12.19 16:18:00 -
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Dumb Bounty Mechanics FTL...
IBTL!
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Lagerstars
Caldari
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.12.19 16:20:00 -
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HaHaHa....... What...... you mean you're being serious?
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Wu Jiun
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Posted - 2007.12.19 16:48:00 -
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Originally by: Rjaiajik Kajvoril
Yeah. I realise that now... unfortunately I had enough faith in CCP to think they would at least have TRIED to nerf that so pirates don't claim there own bounties.
Umm what? Aren't you the guy that tried to get people to mass-exploit this flaw in the system to make some money without work in the above OP? You are still joking, aye?
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