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Wizz Saraki
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.07 11:36:00 -
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Narwhals ate my duck.
In Eve Online everything great falls apart eventually. The time has now come for the mercenary wormhole GÇ£Alliance Narwhals ate my duckGÇ¥. They were once great and respected in the Unknown parts of Eve much thanks to former leader Chitsa Jason(now Exhale). When he left the alliance trolls roamed free on forums and in chatchannels, that in combination with exceptionally weak leadership by Cipreh and Wasted 2008 started a downward spiral for Narwhals.
Failure by Cipreh to organize and carry out successful contracts created unhappiness in the alliance that spread like the black death did in Europe in the 14th century. This led to indifferences within the alliance which further fueled the trolls. The KB got flooded with fake KM, people tampered with siggy and during prime time one could not have a serious conversation in the alliance channel due to the trolling. Leadership did nothing to stop this.
Eventually a key corporation within the alliance had enough and decided to leave and with them more followed. At the moment there isnGÇÖt enough people online and in the alliance home C6 during prime time to even collapse for a route out else more corps would have left by now including my own.
Take a moment to look at their KB http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=pilot_kills&all_id=5516&m=1&y=2012 Januarys top 4 killers -Splatter Girl -Captain s04p -Spumantii -bryanbc
90%+ of their kills arenGÇÖt from WH space. You draw your own conclusion from that.
What will happen to Narwhals ate my duck? My guess is that they disband if it is before or after they get invaded by a real WH alliance I donGÇÖt know only time will tell. As it is now Narwhals are a sitting duck waiting to be eaten. Not even being able to field a collapsing fleet in their home system speaks for itself.
The question now is who and what corp/alliance will be the one that put the final nail in Narwhals ate my ducks coffin.
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wallenbergaren
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.07 11:42:00 -
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RIP best alliance name But predictable after chitsa stepped down |
Brin Avanti
Navarre Holdings
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Posted - 2012.02.07 12:37:00 -
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Why should they need to field a fleet to collapse a wh? It can be done solo. |
Liam Mirren
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Posted - 2012.02.07 12:41:00 -
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Why should we care about this? If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
My guides: http://mirren.freeforums.org |
Heimdallofasgard
Blazing Celts
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Posted - 2012.02.07 12:42:00 -
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My first few months in eve was spent in wormholes, a corp/alliance starts out with good intentions, the pioneering attitude in search of a new home in wh-space.
Once one is found, they set up shop PVE like crazy and sometimes pve, build their t3's etc... but then... ... People get bored of scanning. People long for easily accessed market hubs People start to want a regular source of PVP with the epic ships they've bought themselves with their wormhole fortunes. People get up and leave for pastures new.
So-long Narwhals...
Best... Alliance name... Ever. |
Hathrul
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD
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Posted - 2012.02.07 12:53:00 -
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Heimdallofasgard wrote:
Once one is found, they set up shop PVE like crazy and sometimes pve, build their t3's etc... but then... ... People get bored of scanning. People long for easily accessed market hubs People start to want a regular source of PVP with the epic ships they've bought themselves with their wormhole fortunes. People get up and leave for pastures new.
lol, you never really lived in wh space then |
Lups
Pandora Sphere Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 13:05:00 -
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posting in an bitter ex duck thread
confirming duck is disbanding back to osmon to run SOE missions for probe launchers so we can crash the market
its probeageddon baby!!! |
Aiifa
Pandora Sphere Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 13:33:00 -
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Oh gosh is this true? Our current customers will be so disappointed to hear that there are inactive people in one of our home systems.
also where did bryanbc touch you, it must be very sore |
Chitsa Jason
High Intellion Exhale.
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Posted - 2012.02.07 13:35:00 -
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Never underestimate narwhals :)
Still 400 ish members strong :) |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2012.02.07 13:56:00 -
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Relevance is hovering somewhere around the level of the Winter Olympics. I'll be frank - it's not looking good for you and your alliance, OP
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥ GÇö Karath Piki |
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Aiifa
Pandora Sphere Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 13:59:00 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Relevance is hovering somewhere around the level of the Winter Olympics. I'll be frank - it's not looking good for you and your alliance, OP
Caldari State is a pretty unfashionable holiday destination, true.
This thread would be relevant to potential Narwhal customers if it was true. |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2012.02.07 14:00:00 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Relevance is hovering somewhere around the level of the Winter Olympics. I'll be frank - it's not looking good for you and your alliance, OP
I hear America's fielding a strong Curling team this year. Going to try to show up Canada for once. Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter |
Ya Huei
Imperial Collective
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Posted - 2012.02.07 14:07:00 -
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I dont want your dirty laundry on my forums.. |
Captain S04p
Abyssal Heavy Industries Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 14:11:00 -
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Fags ... why didnt you tell me we were going to disband?
Well thats a shock...
Pls tell consult me before you are going to disband our alliance with ur NPC corp forum ***** alts. |
TadpoIe
Pandora Sphere Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 14:12:00 -
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0H N03S TH3 SKY IS F4LL1NG!!!11!1!1!0N30N33XLM4CTIONP01NT |
Ammzi
Imperial Guardians Wall of Shadow
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Posted - 2012.02.07 14:33:00 -
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Excellent! Bryanbc I await your corpse. quote CCP Spitfire
"Hello Im Blue,"
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Cipreh
Clann Fian Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 16:11:00 -
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We aren't going anywhere, OP doesn't know anything about the inner workings of our alliance.
We have shed a couple of corps in recent days, but we are by no means dead. |
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 16:31:00 -
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Wizz Saraki wrote:Narwhals ate my duck. In Eve Online everything great falls apart eventually. The time has now come for the mercenary wormhole GÇ£Alliance Narwhals ate my duckGÇ¥. They were once great and respected in the Unknown parts of Eve much thanks to former leader Chitsa Jason(now Exhale). When he left the alliance trolls roamed free on forums and in chatchannels, that in combination with exceptionally weak leadership by Cipreh and Wasted 2008 started a downward spiral for Narwhals. Failure by Cipreh to organize and carry out successful contracts created unhappiness in the alliance that spread like the black death did in Europe in the 14th century. This led to indifferences within the alliance which further fueled the trolls. The KB got flooded with fake KM, people tampered with siggy and during prime time one could not have a serious conversation in the alliance channel due to the trolling. Leadership did nothing to stop this. Eventually a key corporation within the alliance had enough and decided to leave and with them more followed. At the moment there isnGÇÖt enough people online and in the alliance home C6 during prime time to even collapse for a route out else more corps would have left by now including my own. Take a moment to look at their KB http://narwhals.eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=pilot_kills&all_id=5516&m=1&y=2012Januarys top 4 killers-Splatter Girl -Captain s04p -Spumantii -bryanbc 90%+ of their kills arenGÇÖt from WH space. You draw your own conclusion from that. What will happen to Narwhals ate my duck? My guess is that they disband if it is before or after they get invaded by a real WH alliance I donGÇÖt know only time will tell. As it is now Narwhals are a sitting duck waiting to be eaten. Not even being able to field a collapsing fleet in their home system speaks for itself. The question now is who and what corp/alliance will be the one that put the final nail in Narwhals ate my ducks coffin.
why dont you use your main to post fake post about a alliance? |
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 16:33:00 -
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Ammzi wrote:Excellent! Bryanbc I await your corpse.
You couldnt even kill me you fail noob |
Maximille Biagge
The Eden Trading International Corporation Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.07 16:42:00 -
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Back when I was in leadfarmers some of our best fights were fighting either alongside or more recently against narwhals so I am glad to read that this is indeed just a bad attempt at trolling.
Probably by someone who got utterly butraped by these fine gentlemen of unknown space.
High end wormhole apace needs more alliances like DUCKs.
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Aiifa
Pandora Sphere Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 16:55:00 -
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Ya Huei wrote:I dont want your dirty laundry on my forums..
I'll just help you bump this thread to draw attention to how irrelevant it is to you.
Oh and by the way please consider us for any wormhole problems that can be fixed using dakka, just visit the "Merc contracts" channel; thanks for the free publicity. |
Captain Torgo
The Geedunk Expedition
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Posted - 2012.02.07 16:57:00 -
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And the mentioned trolls make an appearance. I tried hiring them months ago, but couldn't get passed the trolling. Couldn't reach anyone competent enough to discuss business for at the time I needed a WH cleaned out.
How can they call themselves WH mercs if they can't even behave themselves long enough to negotiate taking on a job?
They may retain the name, but now they're just a collection of random retards without direction or purpose. The only reason why we know they still exist (sort of) is because they troll the forums. Their ingame presence is practically non existent to WH dwellers. |
Mazza
Pandora Sphere Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 17:14:00 -
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Captain Torgo wrote:And the mentioned trolls make an appearance. I tried hiring them months ago, but couldn't get passed the trolling. Couldn't reach anyone competent enough to discuss business for at the time I needed a WH cleaned out.
How can they call themselves WH mercs if they can't even behave themselves long enough to negotiate taking on a job?
They may retain the name, but now they're just a collection of random retards without direction or purpose. The only reason why we know they still exist (sort of) is because they troll the forums. Their ingame presence is practically non existent to WH dwellers.
Can't seem to find any record of your attempt to hire us a few months back, probably coz you didn't even try :)
Keep the poor propaganda coming :)
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Gnaw LF
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Posted - 2012.02.07 17:31:00 -
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Apparently you need to have 90% of your kills in w-space to classify as a WH alliance. Narwhales, I R Dissapoint. |
Oxandrolone
Bite me inc. Exhale.
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Posted - 2012.02.07 18:17:00 -
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OP should have posted on his main if he wants this post to be taken seriously.
Narwhals is full of trolls though, got that right.
Also bitin didnt get kicked, we left.
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Paragon Renegade
Offensive Logistics Inc
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Posted - 2012.02.07 18:24:00 -
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Didn't they just blow up a ******* avatar? lol The pie is a tautology |
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 18:40:00 -
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Oxandrolone wrote:OP should have posted on his main if he wants this post to be taken seriously.
Narwhals is full of trolls though, got that right.
Also bitin didnt get kicked, we left.
You left before getting kicked = kicked |
Oxandrolone
Bite me inc. Exhale.
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Posted - 2012.02.07 20:16:00 -
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Im just gonna assume your trolling bryan as always, you were not in the channel when gallium told cip were leaving. Your constant trolling and disinfomation is part of the reason ducks is having trouble, i find it unbelieveable you have not been kicked.
Maybe since i have left you have stopped trolling but i hear your banned from teamspeak now.
I actually wanted to stay but changed my vote after your trolling went past the point that it was worth tolerating, maybe you intended to troll corps you didnt like out of the allience and the leadership allowed this and thats why you havent been kicked. I dont know any other reason why you havent been kicked but hey maybe behind the scenes you do so much work for the allience it balances out your deliberate distruption of the allience. |
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 20:36:00 -
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Oxandrolone wrote:Im just gonna assume your trolling bryan as always, you were not in the channel when gallium told cip were leaving. Your constant trolling and disinfomation is part of the reason ducks is having trouble, i find it unbelieveable you have not been kicked.
Maybe since i have left you have stopped trolling but i hear your banned from teamspeak now.
I actually wanted to stay but changed my vote after your trolling went past the point that it was worth tolerating, maybe you intended to troll corps you didnt like out of the allience and the leadership allowed this and thats why you havent been kicked. I dont know any other reason why you havent been kicked but hey maybe behind the scenes you do so much work for the allience it balances out your deliberate distruption of the allience.
you must be getting bad intel as im on ts right now so i dont see how im banned |
Wasted 2008
Abyssal Heavy Industries Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2012.02.07 21:01:00 -
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Fail leadership is a matter of perspective. Same goes for BITIN's departure - its all about the propaganda
I applaud the bravery of the OP, but your creativity needs work, next time stick to one story - use of either first or third person exclusively will help build your character. |
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