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Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Elite	Posted - 2007.12.30 07:17:00 - [31] 1. Take headcrab. 2. De-Beak it. 3. Call it Lemar. 4. Grab nearest sword-like object. 5. Wear Headcrab. 6. ???? 7. Have fun chopping up zombies while pretending to be one. Welcome to EvE
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.30 07:28:00 - [32] Originally by: Blane Xero 1. Take headcrab. 2. De-Beak it. 3. Call it Lemar. 4. Grab nearest sword-like object. 5. Wear Headcrab. 6. ???? 7. Have fun chopping up zombies while pretending to be one. I'm scared of 6 Originally by: Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Riethe Fine Goods for Fine Gentlemen	Posted - 2007.12.30 07:44:00 - [33] Edited by: Riethe on 30/12/2007 07:44:28 I've had far too many discussions about this. Here's the solution we've agreed on (my circle): Gather everyone up as quick as possible--the people that you care about or think can be helpful. Raid as much junk as you can while you still have time, supplies, weapons, etc. Steal a cruise liner, board everyone, board all your stuff, and sit off the shore a good few miles to ensure safety. Zombies can't swim, zombies can't figure out that you're out there, and these things have enough supply on them to keep 50 people alive for a very long time, very comfortably. Some of these ships can hold 5000 people for a long period of time. If you just have a couple dozen of survivors, it should be no problem to keep everyone fed for as long as necessary, even years. Just live on your cruise liner for a long enough time for the whole thing to blow over. If supplies do go bad or go low or something needs to be done on land, you can use a motorboat to make trips to land, although it shouldn't ever be required. So whose coming with me?

CCP Saint C C P	Posted - 2007.12.30 08:07:00 - [34] Same theory as a bear attack can be applied here, "you only have to run faster then your friend". Saint Community Representative EVE Online, CCP Games Email/Netfang

Avery Fatwallet	Posted - 2007.12.30 08:36:00 - [35] what if the movies were wrong? what if zombies DO swim? what if they can use tools or weapons? how long can a zombie "survive"? how can you actually "kill" it? because i dont have a zombie plan, only some thoughts that contain supersoakers and holy water as well as some religious chanting. zomg ima gonna get pwned! can i get in on the ocean liner?
Lord MuffloN Caldari Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2007.12.30 08:46:00 - [36] Edited by: Lord MuffloN on 30/12/2007 08:46:49 AK-108 and a truckload of 5.56 NATO rounds, the plan may or may not contain tree houses on a tropical island somewhere out in nowhere, of course I'll stick to canned food for a good good while. EDIT: Of ***** course it contains a Katana. Originally by:** Jago Kain If they ever decide to award a Nobel Prize for Emo, Lord MuffloN is a sure fire winner of the first on
DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.30 10:26:00 - [37] My idea for a zombie invasion in MY area. Get a car with a big back seat. Drive to Big Five. Drive THROUGH Big 5's front panel. Stop near the gun section. Toss everything into the backseat, with ammo and everything. Dont spend time trying to sort it. JUST CHUCK IT ALL IN THE BACK SEAT. Break the wood things holding the shotguns and rifles if its locked. Find a secure place to unload my newest toys, and take the time to remove the safety locks on the triggers that the store put on, then load and take count of ammunition. If internet isnt down, print out a list of nearest Big 5 stores. And get one of those Short special Ed buses Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
Xurx Wreckless Abandon	Posted - 2007.12.30 12:00:00 - [38] Edited by: Xurx on 30/12/2007 12:02:07 If there the "slow nonrunning zombie versions": 1) look at them and laugh, wait for them to get within 1 meter 2) move 10 meter 3) look at them and laugh, wait for them to get within 1 meter 4) move 10 meter 5) rince repeat until I get bored ----------------------------------------------- Vista saved my boot.ini
Zakarazor	Posted - 2007.12.30 12:24:00 - [39] Originally by: Xurx Edited by: Xurx on 30/12/2007 12:02:07 If there the "slow nonrunning zombie versions": 1) look at them and laugh, wait for them to get within 1 meter 2) move 10 meter 3) look at them and laugh, wait for them to get within 1 meter 4) move 10 meter 5) rince repeat until I get bored lol! well i'm kinda up for the oilrig idea^^
Benco97 Gallente Mineral Dynamics	Posted - 2007.12.30 13:56:00 - [40] MY awesome plan for a zombie attack: Get bitten, become zombie, attack. Originally by: Kirjava This man speaks the truth, when he farts we count the length in seconds and make squillions buying winning lottery tickets.
Shigsy coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.12.30 15:03:00 - [41] Me and my friend have it all planned out. We're basically going to the local shopping centre. We have our plans in detail but it's probably a bit too long to post here. Anyway, im rather looking forward to a zombie invasion. I'd say it'd be pretty cool and a once in a lifetime experience
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.12.30 15:16:00 - [42] I don't know were im going to be when the zombies attack but when they do the first thing im going to do is make a cross bow and then find my way to a place that carries firearms and stock up. after that ill probally make my war to a resivore or a stocked creek and make camp in a tree with emergency zip lines to other trees. listen to me on bob radio, heavy metal, random babbling, and live forum coverage.
Irish Whiskey Caldari The Black Fleet The Cosa Nostra	Posted - 2007.12.30 17:07:00 - [43] Originally by: Riethe Raid as much junk as you can while you still have time, supplies, weapons, etc. Steal a cruise liner, board everyone, board all your stuff, and sit off the shore a good few miles to ensure safety. Thanks for proving my point! Pretty much everyone has the same idea, they will go to a very public place and attempt to pillage their survival. What makes you think this will be easy? You say youve talked about it in depth, was that while you guys were all sitting around smoking out of the bong? Are any of your people educated on maintaining a cruise liner's essential systems to remain operational? Naval navigation? Did you think about the millions of other people who will retreat to the water, then realize they dont have enough supplies, but see your giant cruise liner packed to the brim with goodies like santa's sleigh? I dont think many people from this community will have a good time once the **** hits the fan
Benco97 Gallente Mineral Dynamics	Posted - 2007.12.30 17:29:00 - [44] Originally by: Irish Whiskey I dont think many people from this community will have a good time once the ** hits the fan I'll be having a great time, as according to my previous plan Originally by:** Kirjava This man speaks the truth, when he farts we count the length in seconds and make squillions buying winning lottery tickets.
Mtthias Clemi Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2007.12.30 17:31:00 - [45] Originally by: Irish Whiskey Originally by: Riethe Raid as much junk as you can while you still have time, supplies, weapons, etc. Steal a cruise liner, board everyone, board all your stuff, and sit off the shore a good few miles to ensure safety. Thanks for proving my point! Pretty much everyone has the same idea, they will go to a very public place and attempt to pillage their survival. What makes you think this will be easy? You say youve talked about it in depth, was that while you guys were all sitting around smoking out of the bong? Are any of your people educated on maintaining a cruise liner's essential systems to remain operational? Naval navigation? Did you think about the millions of other people who will retreat to the water, then realize they dont have enough supplies, but see your giant cruise liner packed to the brim with goodies like santa's sleigh? I dont think many people from this community will have a good time once the ** hits the fan SOMEONE MAKE A MOVIE OF THIS NOW!!! NOW PEOPLE!!!! ZOMBIE ATTACK RETREAT TO CRUISE LINER REALIZATION OF LACK OF NEEDED KNOWLEDGE INTERNAL DISPUTE AND FIGHTING ROUGE SHIPS BEGIN TO RAID FIGHT THEM OFF ROUGE NAVY DESTROYER ATTACKS ZOMBIE PRISONER ON BOARD RN DEST IS LET OUT ZOMBIE MADNESS ENSUES RETREAT TO LAND I typed it in caps because i was so exited. -------------------------------------------- WHO NEEDS DRUGS??** ...no seriously, i have drugs...
Benco97 Gallente Mineral Dynamics	Posted - 2007.12.30 17:36:00 - [46] Originally by: Mtthias Clemi SOMEONE MAKE A MOVIE OF THIS NOW!!! NOW PEOPLE!!!! ZOMBIE ATTACK RETREAT TO CRUISE LINER REALIZATION OF LACK OF NEEDED KNOWLEDGE INTERNAL DISPUTE AND FIGHTING ROUGE SHIPS BEGIN TO RAID FIGHT THEM OFF ROUGE NAVY DESTROYER ATTACKS ZOMBIE PRISONER ON BOARD RN DEST IS LET OUT ZOMBIE MADNESS ENSUES RETREAT TO LAND I typed it in caps because i was so exited. Film of the year, I'll back it. Originally by: Kirjava This man speaks the truth, when he farts we count the length in seconds and make squillions buying winning lottery tickets.
War Keynvor PURE Legion Pure.	Posted - 2007.12.30 17:43:00 - [47] Edited by: War Keynvor on 30/12/2007 17:43:42 Originally by: Mtthias Clemi ROUGE SHIPS BEGIN TO RAID FIGHT THEM OFF ROUGE NAVY DESTROYER ATTACKS "Rouge was a commercially successful, Spice Girls-like Brazilian vocal group and girl band, formed in the first season of the reality show Popstars, broadcasted by SBT in 2002." What part does this girlgroup play in the oncoming zombie apocalypse? And who was stupid enough to provide them with a destroyer and small fleet of raiding ships? If in the event of a zombie holocaust the admiralty is placed under the command of the nearest all girl pop group I am beginning to understand why society is doomed.
Gyfrex	Posted - 2007.12.30 18:34:00 - [48] Originally by: War Keynvor What part does this girlgroup play in the oncoming zombie apocalypse? And who was stupid enough to provide them with a destroyer and small fleet of raiding ships? If in the event of a zombie holocaust the admiralty is placed under the command of the nearest all girl pop group I am beginning to understand why society is doomed. Every film has to have the comedy villain I suppose...this one just happens to be a group of brazilian spice girls with a raiding fleet...would prefer to be attacked by a bunch of girls in skimpy outfits dancing around than a rogue British or US navy destroyer...if you're gunna die might aswell die having a bit of fun ---
MalVortex	Posted - 2007.12.30 20:48:00 - [49] As World War Z shows, go north. Let them Freeze.
Sakura Nihil Stimulus	Posted - 2007.12.30 21:03:00 - [50] Originally by: MalVortex As World War Z shows, go north. Let them Freeze. And yourself in the process, if you're not prepared .
MalVortex	Posted - 2007.12.30 21:18:00 - [51] Originally by: Sakura Nihil Originally by: MalVortex As World War Z shows, go north. Let them Freeze. And yourself in the process, if you're not prepared . Fortunately, I have a large cache of excellent outdoor gear and skills I've accumulated over the years. And living in Colorado already, I'll just head over to Rocky Mountain National Park and wait ^^
Avery Fatwallet	Posted - 2007.12.30 21:53:00 - [52] tbh a zombie attack is one of the rare reasons i wouldnt mind the US government using their armed forces to invade the rest of the world... so my new zombie plan is: wait for marines join them borrow small sidearm shoot slow moving targets, that dont fire back. i like that too bad zombies dont have oil (sry couldnt help it )
Xurx Wreckless Abandon	Posted - 2007.12.31 00:37:00 - [53] Originally by: MalVortex Originally by: Sakura Nihil Originally by: MalVortex As World War Z shows, go north. Let them Freeze. And yourself in the process, if you're not prepared . Fortunately, I have a large cache of excellent outdoor gear and skills I've accumulated over the years. And living in Colorado already, I'll just head over to Rocky Mountain National Park and wait ^^ You forgot about them zombie indians ----------------------------------------------- Vista saved my boot.ini
Suze'Rain Caldari Atrocitas	Posted - 2007.12.31 01:03:00 - [54] Edited by: Suze''Rain on 31/12/2007 01:04:18 you've got to love scotland, and I'm also a reenactor. sorted. towerhouses in the middle of no-where, with perfect vields of view for any approaching brain-nibblers, and plenty of weaponary to hand. therefore, the tactical plan I have is as follows: hear news. Phone partner. grab swords: rapier, cos it's light, fast and punches through eye sockets easily... longsword, because if you know how to use it, its very good at taking heads off (well enough with blunts, yet alone sharps), and works better in a crowded area. get to my partner's. get her swords... and daneaxe... and spears... and sheilds... and helms... break through floor of her flat, into chemists below. steal every supply we can. then get out of edinburgh, and over the forth bridge towards Fife, and those towerhouses. Sorted.
hattifnatt Gallente The Movement	Posted - 2007.12.31 01:32:00 - [55] The ultimate anti-zombie weapon is the crowbar decesnt reach, heavy, semi-sharp, can be used for both stabbing and swinging its also useful for breaking open doors and stuff. i suxz at grammar, k?
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2007.12.31 01:43:00 - [56] well if we're going to be realistic about it, guns wouldn't be an option for longer than a few weeks since you'd run out of ammo in no time. Only option would be underground/secure/enclosed cities for the survivors to thrive in. I think the Halflife 'Portal Storm' fiction portrays it well imo. Headcrabs randomly appearing all over the place, turning people into zombies and making life outside of secure urban environments extremely hostile (thus condensing the world's population into the larger cities where protection is readily available) If your nextdoor neighbour suddenly did turn into a zombie however you wouldn't have much preperation for it (unless extremely paranoid or a sword collector). Long stabby garden accessories such as Pitchforks and lawnmowers would probably work best
gahazord huffengaf	Posted - 2007.12.31 09:02:00 - [57] Edited by: gahazord huffengaf on 31/12/2007 09:02:46 Solar/wind/water powered reinforced electric fence around a sentry tower near the sea (brains dont work well when an electric current runs through them); plant some crops and catch some fish; anyone who comes into my base will be quarantined for at least 10 days. life is good.
Sakura Nihil Stimulus	Posted - 2007.12.31 09:32:00 - [58] Right, I don't want to go to sleep and I have nothing better to do, so here's my zombie plan. Location: Fort Worth, TX, USA (most likely) Step 1: Evaluate the Intensity and Location The biggest factor that I think needs to be looked at before any response is planned is how dangerous is it, and where? You don't alter your daily plans if its raining a bit do you? But, what if you instead know a Hurricane is coming towards you? You make plans, just in case. Keep an eye on the news for strange incidents, like murders or cult killings, things like this, and then get on guard. At the first sighting of a zombie, whether or not its in person, on the local news, or on the front page of the New York Times, start preparing. That being said, the main news sources might be censored, so by keeping an eye on alternative outlets, like Yahoo News or reputable blogs, supplemental evidence can be considered. The rule of thumb I'd use is the bigger it is, the harder to cover up. The next question is how close is the nearest outbreak to you? If its on the other side of the world, you have more time to prepare, plan, stock up on supplies and all that, but if a fire is burning down the street from an idiot that decided to throw a Molotov at a group of shamble-folk, yea, you don't have time to run and have to prepare to defend your home. Step 2: Preparation and Planning Let's assume that latter case isn't the one that happens to me - I hope it isn't because I'd be toast, maybe taking a few with me but yea, toast. But, if I get time to prepare, what's the plan? Unlike most people, I think its stupid to just pack up the family car and "go". How many of us really know how to fish, or make clean water from a potentially contaminated river? Or construct, let alone use, crossbows or swords? I know I can't, at least not well enough to risk my life on them - give me a firearm, please. Given time, my first thing to do would be to assemble a group to fund an escape from Texas. My family would be a given, but my friends' family might need convincing and would be reluctant, meaning its likely just my parents, our dog, and me. So, where should be go? The ideal place for me would be somewhere with a mix of natural defenses (mountainous terrain, cold weather to slow and freeze the undead, islands nearby or an island itself), with good capacities to support human life (an existing small human settlement, remote, self-sustaining with a little work). I think I know where that'd be, Sitka, Alaska, USA; I've been there before, and you can fly there so long as the airlines are still operating. If not, its a multiple-day drive to Washington state from our location, and ferry ride up north. One of the most important things that I think would be useful would be the local, hardy population - unlike most urbanites, they don't have as easy a life, and would be better with outdoor matters. Stuff to bring with us or ship on the airplane would be weapons and ammunition, focusing on things we know how to use and maintain (AR-15 for me, plus pistols), survival manuals focusing on fishing (salmon in the area, anyone?), and possibly shelter-making if we'd have to bug out of town. First aid kits and manuals would be big too, as well as potentially seeds for indoor greenhouses we might be able to build, gardening and fishing tools, water purification tablets, rucksacks to carry it all, and maps of the local area. A laptop or two to stay in touch, potentially, with the outside world + handheld radios and walkie-talkies would be useful as well. Once there, we'd find a place to call home legally or not, and begin fortifying it while establishing a food supply and rapport with the locals. Kill zombies where we have to, and make extensive use of the islands/mountains in the area as secondary defensive positions. Comments?
DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.31 10:31:00 - [59] Edited by: DarknessInc on 31/12/2007 10:33:30 Edited by: DarknessInc on 31/12/2007 10:31:56 Originally by: Sakura Nihil Comments? My only comment is change that AR-15 to either an AK74 or an AK47. Very nice rifle with ammo almost anywhere, devasting versus fleshed objects, and requires little to no maintenance whatsoever. And a child can use them without any training beside how to aim and shoot. And maybe how to compensate for the recoil too EDIT: ohh yea. And if you CAN find a Dragunov, maybe you'll be lucky in a gunstore or something. nab that too. Same like an AK. Little maintenance required, unless you grab one of the poser Dragunov's that have been being sold on the internet as Dragunov's, but arent really REAL Dragunov's EDIT2: I just remembered. GOODYEAR BLIMP!!! How cool would it be to be in the Goodyear Blimp, with zombies beneath you, and you can fly anywhere. Or even better. Get a Skyscraper, barricade the first floor and then all the stairwells leading up. And make a garden on the roof where sunlight can hit it. Tada. But then the problem is RAIN. Might work for places like London or wherever gets alot of rain Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.12.31 10:34:00 - [60] For inspiration while I hatched a plan I'd drink a zombie, while listening to zombie.

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