Originally by: Ria Sotori

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It took me a while but OMGzorz I think I finally understand goons.

See....

Group A - Small Minority of Something Awful Misfits who are more into the burn than the game fun.

Group B - Everyone we ever steamrolled over that just wasn't good enough to get an invite to join Bob.

scrolling thru the kb I found that the majority of what the goons are throwing out there on the battlefield today are group B. While group A stays docked and smacks the forum. Whatever happened to those legions of SA lemmings anyway ? Has Mittani's promises started to smell like farts in the wind ? Did the Fatwah fail ?

Im seeing your supposed allies out there doing there share and engaging but all I see out of bufoonswarm is dock and log.... oh thats right.... its part of your "PLAN" to harass bob..... yea thats working keep it up..... keep fueling those POS for us and guarding the stations too makes it easier when we get bored again and have to take em back to get ppl to fight us.

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Originally by: Cflux, from back when LV was dying

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I'm trying to write something that I'm not sure my english can bend into, since it's not my native language. But I'll try my best, please bare with me.

I want to correct a serious misunderstanding we have against Goonfleet. We are fueling their war machine, that works totally opposite that conventional force in EVE has in past worked. Goonfleet lives out of controversy, your misery, flaming e-honor and making good manners their own personal joke. Something Awful, is the best site in the world for controversial humor and that is where they recruit 99% of their pilots in newbie drives they uphold. What is important to understand is that they are kinda like ultimate capitalistic sociecty that likes to hang with each other, forcing those out who dosn't fit their humoristical model. That includes, making fun of everything possible, without boundaries.

Few examples to give you perspective. Last night we killed "their" carrier. We laughed at its fit in local for them. Any normal corp would be ashamed due that fit, that was very horrible. If it was any other corp in eve, that would have damaged their fighting moral. But in goonfleets case, our smack and that carriers bad fit was turned into a benefit, instantly. They smacked their own carrier pilot twice harder than we could have ever done. In their eyes, he was an idiot who never deserved to play in goonfleet. A guy who can't read FAQs, guy who can't fit a ******* carrier. A guy who should be playing in LV so people would aid him and give him support(in their opinion), not a GF member who should read FAQs, understand game mechanics and play well if he intends to fly such ship. Thus our smack hurt them none, it gave us idea that all GF carriers are fitted that way, but infact, he was most likely someone who was not too liked in GF in the first place, poor sob who tried to act as usefull entity of the hive, but failed in it. No one bothered to even check if his fit was combat ready and now hes laughing stock of the whole alliance. Ofcourse shooting the carrier gains us advantage. They lose resources, they lose isk, killing a ship especially cap ship provides US with benefit. But we can instantly LOSE that benefit if we try to make fun off it, since they out of all people can make it look like good for their alliance, instead of bad thing. Becouse we let them. Becouse we INTERACT with them. Do not interact with them, do not comment in local, just shoot. I will explain why, just keep on reading... (it continues on for another 5 pages or so, this guy was kind of insane)

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