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Xanos Blackpaw Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:24:00 - [1] what would happen if we found aliens? 1) we all get along and run around in jumpsuits like in startrek+ 2) we do the imperial march thingy and starts to enslave those filty xenos? 3) we freak out and destroy the earth? 4) we capture hightech from them and starts to spread across the galxy as a plague, pretty much like the aliens in 'indipendence day' so...what do you think would happen? Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi".
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:27:00 - [2] If WE found aliens ? As in, WE get the tech to go to THEIR world, and they don't ? I'll go with option #2 then ! 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:31:00 - [3] 3. Guaranteed. ---- In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine
mamolian Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:38:00 - [4] Option no 5.. we kill them with our culture :p within 6 months theres a ****in McDonalds n Burgerking on every corner of the Alien highstreets, American Gladiator on all 57 million of their channels etc.. -----------
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:42:00 - [5] Option 6 - Anominous somehow manage to RickRoll the aliens in the first contact scenario. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:43:00 - [6] Obviously aliens have already been found and the US government is already conspiring with them, selling them the oil that was 'liberated' in Iraq using a poor coverup excuse for a war. I mean, when you look at the facts it really is quite transparent as much as the media would like to brainwash you otherwise. /tinfoil
Grimpak Gallente Trinity Nova	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:43:00 - [7] option 6: some fundamentalist/racist bozo decides that their planet is actually ours and tries to kill them with fire. --- planetary interaction idea!
Dark Shikari Caldari Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:44:00 - [8] Option 7: We don't actually find them, there's been a few of them hanging around us all this time, here for the purpose of observing those of us they found particularly interesting. They might go under names like Nagat^H^H^H^H^HMichael Niedermayer. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:46:00 - [9] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Obviously aliens have already been found and the US government is already conspiring with them, selling them the oil that was 'liberated' in Iraq using a poor coverup excuse for a war. I mean, when you look at the facts it really is quite transparent as much as the media would like to brainwash you otherwise. /tinfoil Jim?! ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2
Micheal Dietrich Caldari The Delta Source Dread Sovereign	Posted - 2008.01.31 16:48:00 - [10] I stick to the grazing human theory for situations like this. First we'll capture some of them. We'll study it. Then we'll see how it tastes. If they retaliate then we'll either try to make truce or go into intergalactic war. Hey, we had to figure out some how what was good or bad for us. Unsuitable signature removed. Navgator Do you realize how long it took me to size that right to use!?!?!?!
Cmdr Sy Appetite 4 Destruction INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.01.31 17:48:00 - [11] Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw what would happen if we found aliens? This. EVE CCG Trinity Booster
das licht Gallente	Posted - 2008.01.31 18:20:00 - [12] You talking about reptiloid humans? omg
Gyfrex	Posted - 2008.01.31 18:43:00 - [13] We put our zombie plans into practice, just as a test run for the real thing ---
Magnus Nordir Caldari Asimov Industries Zeroth Continuum	Posted - 2008.01.31 18:56:00 - [14] We KILL IT WITH FIRE, then they KILL US WITH FIRE back, etc etc, until Nothing Remains In The Kingdom Of God. Everything is possible for him who believes. Insprinc haptbandun - Inuar vigandun
Darwinia Minmatar	Posted - 2008.01.31 20:49:00 - [15] I don't think we should tell you. You could be an alien trying to find out our long term planes for galactic domination. . . . . Oh, all right. We would meet them with flowers and muffins and lots of hugs. And we would have a lot of tea parties.. definitely a lot of tea parties. ------------------------ I don't believe in sigs.
LUH 3471	Posted - 2008.01.31 20:56:00 - [16] we wont ever find aliens until we understand more about ourself especially how our little mind works because otherwise we will end up destroying ourselfs and thus they do hide the aliens are very lovy dovy really really and they are already here wait ? aaaahhhh evrybody scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyanzes Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative	Posted - 2008.01.31 21:08:00 - [17] We would get our ass kicked. Probably big time. Ofc it is possible that we are only a few years from feasible interstellar travel and we'll be able to go to other star systems ourselves. Then again we could be thousands of years away. It may not even turn out to be possible to cross such distances (e.g. matter itself would decay before reaching your target even if the crew was in some form of stasis). If turned out that we had the upper hand technology wise, then humans would exploit these aliens and eventually they would die off. Greenpeace would protest but eventually corporate interest would be the deciding factor. Now if it's the aliens who stumbled upon us then we would be probably done for. It seems that it takes a lot of aggression, destruction and exploitation (even their own kind ofc) for a civilization to achieve a highly developed status. I don't believe that a random alien race would be benevolent like E.T. Ofc I would like that but we better don't count on it. I mean look at us. Humans exploit other humans. They keep them in slavery, kill them, *****them, overtax them, force them into religious masses, steal from them, abuse them etc. Look at how humans treat animals. Now what do you suppose these people would do to aliens if they had the power? --------------------------------------------- RADIUS
Darwinia Minmatar	Posted - 2008.01.31 21:34:00 - [18] Originally by: Kyanzes We would get our ass kicked. Probably big time. Ofc it is possible that we are only a few years from feasible interstellar travel and we'll be able to go to other star systems ourselves. Then again we could be thousands of years away. It may not even turn out to be possible to cross such distances (e.g. matter itself would decay before reaching your target even if the crew was in some form of stasis). If turned out that we had the upper hand technology wise, then humans would exploit these aliens and eventually they would die off. Greenpeace would protest but eventually corporate interest would be the deciding factor. Now if it's the aliens who stumbled upon us then we would be probably done for. It seems that it takes a lot of aggression, destruction and exploitation (even their own kind ofc) for a civilization to achieve a highly developed status. I don't believe that a random alien race would be benevolent like E.T. Ofc I would like that but we better don't count on it. I mean look at us. Humans exploit other humans. They keep them in slavery, kill them, ****them, overtax them, force them into religious masses, steal from them, abuse them etc. Look at how humans treat animals. Now what do you suppose these people would do to aliens if they had the power? Humans war on other humans mainly for resources (well for other things too. but mainly resources). A space faring civilisation would have access to practically limitless resources and probably energy... slaves on a single, probably unremarkable planet would be more trouble that it's worth. What we really have to be afraid of is that they could see us competition and just asteroid bomb us from distance. So if we meet aliens pray that theyre enlightened and friendly. Pray hard. ------------------------ I don't believe in sigs.*
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.31 22:08:00 - [19] Facehugger, chestburster, stabbed with a big freaky tail. Not much opportunity for us to go with one of your options. ------ Originally by: Dark Shikari The problem with killing Jesus is he always just respawns 3 days later anyways.
Mtthias Clemi Gallente The Space Bastards	Posted - 2008.01.31 22:32:00 - [20] Three words, Pew Pew Pew.
ToxicFire Phoenix Knights Dark Nebula Galactic Empire	Posted - 2008.01.31 23:10:00 - [21] I think even discovering the evidence of extra terrestrial intelligence, for example like in Ben Bova's Return to Mars (recommended read) evidence of a long dead Neanderthal like species on mars, people would freak out. The line from Men in Black is kinda true "A person is smart, people are dumb panicky animals" Discovery of sentient life heck probably even just simple single celled organisms would force people to re-evaluate a lot of social concepts overnight even more so if intelligent life was ever discovered and people don't react well to sudden changes in the social order. ------------------------------------------ Sig removed as it lacks EVE-related content. Mail [email protected] if you have questions. -Hango
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.01.31 23:12:00 - [22] If they are a high tech peaceful race. Option 2 Basically the nsa, cia, fbi and so on would be spying on them while they pay some joe schmo to snap a pick of one so that they can photoshop it over a naked kid and paste it on fox news with a big red alert that says "Aliens are child molesters" the public becomes outraged as the government reinstates the draft to a war of extinction. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Tarquin Tarquinius Gallente Escorts of Eve HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD	Posted - 2008.01.31 23:48:00 - [23] Some may find this offensive....others will simply find it funny The relevant part occurs a couple minutes in. ------ Any factual errors or mistakes in spelling and grammar should be attributed solely to me and not my nation of origin.
Gyfrex	Posted - 2008.01.31 23:52:00 - [24] Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius Some may find this offensive....others will simply find it funny The relevant part occurs a couple minutes in. That was kickass, and this is coming from a Brit ---
Shameless Avenger	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:59:00 - [25] The goverment will probably try to: F1, F2, F3...
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.02.01 01:05:00 - [26] Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius Some may find this offensive....others will simply find it funny The relevant part occurs a couple minutes in. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2008.02.01 02:35:00 - [27] 5 - Find out what spices go best with them. Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav! Also Known As
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.02.01 03:00:00 - [28] Option 9 - Invite their female counterparts for some morning coffee, who say we can mingle with interstellar species?
Amarria Black Clan Anthraxx	Posted - 2008.02.01 04:08:00 - [29] Originally by: Gikanzin Option 9 - Invite their female counterparts for some morning coffee, who say we can mingle with interstellar species? Rishathra? If a space-faring race finds us, then the answer is: they're gonna do whatever they damn well please. If they have a tech level high enough to bridge the gap between the stars, they should have a tech level high enough to sterilize this rock we call Terra at will. Our best course of action is to play nice, and pray to Raptor Jesus that they do the same. Originally by: Frug Your reputation has been entirely redeemed in my eyes. I now want your babies.
Lui Kai Phoenix Aeronautics The Threshold	Posted - 2008.02.01 05:01:00 - [30] We'd sell them a coke. ----------------

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