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Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Logistics The Covenant Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.08 16:03:00 - [31] Despite my afforementioned ambivalence, I have to wonder what in the cluster makes Jenner think that Ms. Char (or any of Electus Matari for that matter) would even vaguely consider paying that ransom. ----- "I am prepared to meet my maker; whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Odessima Caldari Phoenix Wing	Posted - 2008.02.08 17:02:00 - [32] That would be because he he sounds as bright as a black hole. Good Luck EM My comments are my own and arent neccesarily anything to do with my corp.
Madam Dinahkarr Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.02.09 01:01:00 - [33] I would also like to express my support to EM. Hopefully, if Mr. Jenner learns anything from this, he will learn some manners.
Outlaw Jenner Caldari Misfits Enterprises	Posted - 2008.02.09 06:40:00 - [34] My "manners" aren't the concern, here's the beauty of it. I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want. War dec oh no what ever will i do. We're quite enjoying ****ing away our noob gear on these fools. We get plenty of laughs and at the end of the day, our money is still rolling in in heaps.
Cipher7	Posted - 2008.02.09 08:50:00 - [35] Edited by: Cipher7 on 09/02/2008 08:51:21 [17:19:38] Outlaw Jenner > EM isn't gonna dec us [17:56:57] Outlaw Jenner > I have blue standings with half the corps in EM Electus Matari has declared war on Misfits Enterprises. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Gegi Wau Minmatar Liberty Labs Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.09 09:43:00 - [36] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want. As a matter of fact, you can't. Even the filthiest scum among pod pilots has to adhere to a certain code of conduct. If you don't, you'll have your piloting licence revoked. That would be sad, indeed.
Elsebeth Rhiannon Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.09 10:45:00 - [37] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner We're quite enjoying ****ing away our noob gear on these fools. Yes, obviously the fact that we gank you and not the other way round is because you enjoy being ganked! Maybe you can learn from this! You see, so far you have wardecced industrial corporations half of your size. That's not the way to go if you enjoy wasting your gear. They do not, after all, provide much gankage of you but instead you have to take the far more boring role of ganking them! From this on, you should probably declare on people who can provide the same fun experience as we do? Elsebeth -- Help us defend the Republic; join Gradient today.
Elsebeth Rhiannon Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.09 11:14:00 - [38] I swear I only saw this communication from Outlaw Jenner today. But it is a fun coincidence, so I thought I'd share. Elsebeth -- Help us defend the Republic; join Gradient today.
Squirrrel Gallente Squirrrel Industries	Posted - 2008.02.09 11:28:00 - [39] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner My "manners" aren't the concern, here's the beauty of it. I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want. War dec oh no what ever will i do. We're quite enjoying ****ing away our noob gear on these fools. We get plenty of laughs and at the end of the day, our money is still rolling in in heaps. I think you're too boneheaded to realise how you're not fooling anyone with your macho yabbering and making yourself look stupid in the process. The noob gear that that they are blowing up... is the all the stuff you all loot from your "targets" outside starter stations?
Darius Shakor Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr	Posted - 2008.02.09 12:09:00 - [40] I would wish EM the best of luck but they look like they don't need it against people that talk this much trash in one forum page. Often that is a way of making up for other shortcomings. If anything EM will need luck finding any of these cretins undocked and/or silent. ------ Shakor Clan Information Portal
Feng Schui Minmatar The Ninja Coalition	Posted - 2008.02.09 12:16:00 - [41] Are these the same twits that tried to attack my pilgrim? Myrmidon, cyclone, rupture, and a caracal.. Well, they all died, and umm, EM, don't bother looting their wrecks, its all tech 1 crap anyways, not too mention their ships are not properly fitted. Good luck Misfits, you'll most definitely need it, if you actually undock Project: Gank - Solo Pilgrim Video
Outlaw Jenner Caldari Misfits Enterprises	Posted - 2008.02.09 14:22:00 - [42] See I'll once again reitterate for you wonderful people. This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income and sparking you into this level of flame fest is exactally what I wanted. And the war against the "indy corp" you mentioned was much deeper than that. We were invited to dec them, as well as their combat buddies, so i did and let my little nubbins have some fun. We are all far to occupied else where so when we do manage to get space side well sure we'll toss away a few cruisers and unfitted frigates. Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes. Pity they're not worth anything to begin with.
Mo Steel Caldari Sanguis vix Dignatio	Posted - 2008.02.09 16:53:00 - [43] Jenner, you should go into acting; you'd make a superb comedian. I can hardly stop laughing. ----- Want a sig made? Eve-Mail me, signatures made for 5 million isk each.
Squirrrel Gallente Squirrrel Industries	Posted - 2008.02.09 17:01:00 - [44] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner See I'll once again reitterate for you wonderful people. This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income and sparking you into this level of flame fest is exactally what I wanted. And the war against the "indy corp" you mentioned was much deeper than that. We were invited to dec them, as well as their combat buddies, so i did and let my little nubbins have some fun. We are all far to occupied else where so when we do manage to get space side well sure we'll toss away a few cruisers and unfitted frigates. Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes. Pity they're not worth anything to begin with. So it's lucky that you seem to suck at pvp, because you can then turn a profit from losing ships? You do realise that no one really believes your spin and it just seems like you're making excuses for how bad you really are don't you? You don't? Oh dear.
Madam Dinahkarr Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.02.09 17:39:00 - [45] Edited by: Madam Dinahkarr on 09/02/2008 17:40:24 Originally by: Outlaw Jenner My "manners" aren't the concern, here's the beauty of it. I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want. Your ignorance on the subject is very disapointing. Mr. Squirrel and Mr. Wau have already summed up my thoughts quite nicely. Originally by: Outlaw Jenner This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income... This is mere speculation on my part, but I don't think collecting money from Basic Level insurance policies counts as income I mean, I can only assume that's what you're doing.
Mebrithiel Ju'wien Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.02.09 21:13:00 - [46] You used to have a more civil tongue, Jenner. I guess Revan was lax in keeping her peons disciplined. You'd do well to shut that Luminaire-brothel mouth of yours. Personal Library
Kai Zion The Zion Accounts	Posted - 2008.02.09 21:28:00 - [47] Mmm yes, dear Mebby. Not quite the same man I remember at Revan's last gathering either. Strange...
Elsebeth Rhiannon Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.09 21:34:00 - [48] Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 09/02/2008 21:35:18 When roughly a day of the war has passed, the loss statistics are: * Misfits Enterprises, 9 ships (5 frigates, 2 cruises, 1 battlecruiser, 1 shuttle) and 4 pods lost * Electus Matari, no losses (Yes, we know, the ratio of pod to ship losses is surprisingly high. But that is how the numbers currently stand.) We estimate the total losses to MFE to be about 40 million, which is really not anything, but since they have obviously opted to not flying anything more expensive as long as the war is on, we do not expect this to get much more significant with time. Two pilots have left Misfits Enterprises during the initial 24 hours of the war. This is a wise choice, and EM has no interest in pursuing them as long as they refrain from further criminal activities in Republic space. Same courtesy will be extended to any member of MFE, including Mr Jenner: leave, and refrain from breaking the laws again, and we will let you go. Next report will follow in the end of the first week of war. Elsebeth Rhiannon Diplomat Electus Matari -- Help us defend the Republic; join Gradient today.
Grr Amarr 1st Praetorian Guard Vigilia Valeria	Posted - 2008.02.09 23:06:00 - [49] And there I was worrying that misfits would steal all of Vigilia Valerias victories ;) A refreshingly brief report Else. I wish all our enemies posted them as short and concise as that like that. Epitoth Fleetyards is Recruiting
Drama Kirlan Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.10 02:12:00 - [50] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes Repeat after me class Mineing your own minerals does not make them free mmkay?
Bacchanalian Stimulus	Posted - 2008.02.10 02:23:00 - [51] Originally by: Ituralde Please, keep up the political banter because I don't believe combat reports will be particularly exhilarating. Oh, I don't know, reports of Jenner's epic fights can-flipping day-old rookies outside the Tech School in Pator would almost qualify as a combat report, wouldn't it? ____________________ GM Sunshine > oops Neurotica > Hate to see a GM in your gang say 'oops'
Outlaw Jenner Caldari Misfits Enterprises	Posted - 2008.02.10 07:19:00 - [52] Edited by: Outlaw Jenner on 10/02/2008 07:20:52 Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 09/02/2008 21:53:32 When roughly a day of the war has passed, the loss statistics are: * Misfits Enterprises, 9 ships (5 frigates, 2 cruisers, 1 battlecruiser, 1 shuttle) and 5 pods lost (more frigs and vinalla clones) * Electus Matari, Fully T2 Fitted destroyer and pod and god knows whatelse Concord vaporized (Yes, we know, the ratio of pod to ship losses is surprisingly high. But that is becasue we just dont care!.) We estimate the total losses to MFE to be about 40 million, which is really not anything, but since they have obviously opted to not flying anything more expensive as long as the war is on, we do not expect this to get much more significant with time. Our estimate is that we have in effect completely stopped the thieving and griefing activities of MFE in Ammold/Isendeldik and around. Two pilots have left Misfits Enterprises during the initial 24 hours of the war. This is a wise choice, and EM has no interest in pursuing them as long as they refrain from further criminal activities in Republic space. Same courtesy will be extended to any member of MFE, including Mr Jenner: leave, and refrain from breaking the laws again, and we will let you go. Next report will follow in the end of the first week of war. Elsebeth Rhiannon Diplomat Electus Matari 2 Pilots that left, would have been 2 pilots tht no longer hold capsuleer licenses. You forgot to factor in insurrance payouts in your numbers and the "thieving" operations you so fiercly try to pin on the corp, well they're a pasttime anyways. We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat so thank you for taking out our trash. My ransom demands still hold firm at 2 billion isk. Oh and good job getting one of your pilots oblitterated by Concord we found that quite humorus, Kellax laughed so hard he decided to come back to the corp almost immediately instead of running his errands. The smack will pesist, the ships youpop will continue to be of no value, and frankly we enjoy the lolfest. And frankly, you can shove your laws about as far up your exhaust ports as Revan's head is up her own... Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Arkady Sadik Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.10 08:59:00 - [53] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner 2 Pilots that left, would have been 2 pilots tht no longer hold capsuleer licenses. I'm afraid that neither Drakthor Shadoxes nor Thr... lost their capsuleer licenses. Nor did the person (Thora...) who left shortly before the war. Nor did KeLLaX, who seems to be rather afraid of being shot at after his loss. (Names anonymized to protect possibly innocent people) Quote: We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat so thank you for taking out our trash. Oh, for your information: In the corp interface, "war" tab, you can see the losses of your corp. I recommend taking a second look at the Kestrel on 2008-02-08 21:04:00 (5m in modules), Vexor on 2008-02-09 05:31:00 (15m in modules), and your Ferox on 2008-02-09 18:25:00 (20m in modules). But yes, it's trash, and we are happy to take it out for you. Quote: Oh and good job getting one of your pilots oblitterated by Concord we found that quite humorus, Kellax laughed so hard he decided to come back to the corp almost immediately instead of running his errands. 45 minutes later, indeed. To leave again nine hours later. And to rejoin. And to leave again. The war must be so fun for you guys if he's so afraid to stay in the corp. That Rifter loss was a heavy blow to our morale. Luckily, CONCORD realized the technical problems in the overview systems that lead to this mistake and are discussing refunding the ship. But all of this is incidental. As you guys happen to enjoy the interior of stations most of the time, you have barely any time to continue your "pastime" in Ammold and surrounding systems. Thus, we are quite happy to report that our goal of reducing your crime activity is currently going well. Anything beyond that is an added bonus.
Elsebeth Rhiannon Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.10 09:40:00 - [54] Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 10/02/2008 09:40:48 Apologies for forgetting the Rifter loss from the war report. As it was not a kill by Misfits but by CONCORD due to trickstery, it did not show on the war statistics in our internal book-keeping. For the sake of completeness, I have added it to the report now. Quote: We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat This much is true. The Ferox was a good try (if you ignore the fact that it was a Ferox), considering the information you had, but it too still needs work, and of course assuming the situation will not change was a big mistake. Elsebeth -- Help us defend the Republic; join Gradient today.
Ituralde The Illuminati. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.02.10 11:25:00 - [55] Originally by: Bacchanalian Originally by: Ituralde Please, keep up the political banter because I don't believe combat reports will be particularly exhilarating. Oh, I don't know, reports of Jenner's epic fights can-flipping day-old rookies outside the Tech School in Pator would almost qualify as a combat report, wouldn't it? Well, to be fair, there are some merits on the entertainment side. It's not every day you see republic patriots in a position where they can legitimately claim military superiority. It's all about enjoying even the minor amusements in life, I guess. And to be fair, that tidbit does border on the downright hilarious. _____________________________ Fear is the mind-killer.
Elsebeth Rhiannon Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.10 11:36:00 - [56] To be completely honest, the situations where we the superiority is not quite as obvious as in this one are both more fun and more useful as training. But as I said earlier, some points need to be made. Just because a crime is done by someone way less skillful and infinitely more gutless than our regular opponents, does not mean it is not a crime. Elsebeth -- Help us defend the Republic; join Gradient today.
Squirrrel Gallente Squirrrel Industries	Posted - 2008.02.10 11:46:00 - [57] Originally by: Outlaw Jenner 2 Pilots that left, would have been 2 pilots tht no longer hold capsuleer licenses. You forgot to factor in insurrance payouts in your numbers and the "thieving" operations you so fiercly try to pin on the corp, well they're a pasttime anyways. We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat so thank you for taking out our trash. My ransom demands still hold firm at 2 billion isk. Oh and good job getting one of your pilots oblitterated by Concord we found that quite humorus, Kellax laughed so hard he decided to come back to the corp almost immediately instead of running his errands. The smack will pesist, the ships youpop will continue to be of no value, and frankly we enjoy the lolfest. And frankly, you can shove your laws about as far up your exhaust ports as Revan's head is up her own... Outlaw Jenners Previous Employment.
Number 17 Caldari COLD-Wing The Fourth District	Posted - 2008.02.10 13:41:00 - [58] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Despite my aforementioned sexual ambivalence There I corrected that for you Ixiris-Haan. I still don't understand how or when these criminals plan to counter attack, but hell, thieves are all the same so keep showing them their place EM. Kuno "Number 17" Raikkoken Director Cold-Wing
Verone Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.02.10 14:18:00 - [59] Originally by: Ituralde It's not every day you see republic patriots in a position where they can legitimately claim military superiority. I think that after the display from the leadership of MFE in this annoucenement, Electus Matari can pretty much claim superiority on any count, and in any situation during this war. It's not exactly hard to do so when you're fighting a pack of halfwits. Give em hell Eva... I expect to hear some amusing stories next time you visit The Gate... >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW - EVE FICTION <<<
Outlaw Jenner Caldari Misfits Enterprises	Posted - 2008.02.10 20:41:00 - [60] Actually, if you knew anything, I booted that usless twit Thora, and her friend Drakthor, and her SISTER Val from my corporation due to personal issues, IE found a better place to get my rocks off, friends and family went too becasue I'm not in the mood for whiny adolescents. I did quite enjoy however taking everything they had in corporate storage and leaving them on the curb with nothing. Kellax isn't AFRAID of anything, he's just moving some ******ely expensive gear for us as well as making sure you remain law abiding citizens, which so far you're failing. So then what happened last night? I do recall chasing the last of you out of Isendeldik BY MYSELF. Funny how your entire gang couldn't handle 2 measly battlecruisers in a yet again stacked fight in your favor. Also you neglect that while one of your pilots was in system I ran around in my Worm flipping cans, 11 in total. Seems your not doing such a hot job now are ya? Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal

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