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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:22:00 -
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2008.02.07 20:29
Electus Matari has declared war on Misfits Enterprises.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
I'm assuming that someone in your command is butt hurt pretty bad to war dec my little operation. Oh well, We look forward to engagements even though we've been long standing supporters of the Matari people, war is war. Misfits, get your guns I'm sure this will be fun!
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:30:00 -
[2]
 Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
...even though we've been long standing supporters of the Matari people...
There's laughing here too.
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:33:00 -
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Edited by: Outlaw Jenner on 07/02/2008 22:33:32
I mean honestly I feel honored you wanna scrap with lil ol MFE. Just out of curiosity, what's the weekly tab?
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Ezekial Alexander
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:38:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
I mean honestly I feel honored you wanna scrap with lil ol MFE. Just out of curiosity, what's the weekly tab?
I can see math isn't your strong suit...
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:43:00 -
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Nope never claimed it was. I've got 1 war running so given the fact your an alliance... what's that 100mil a week? I'll tell you what. I'll let you off the hook for the low low price of 2 billion isk. You will be given a chance every week to surrender, however each week I'm tacking on a 500mil service fee. PAyment to be made directly to me. You know where my office is.
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Ezekial Alexander
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:46:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Nope never claimed it was. I've got 1 war running so given the fact your an alliance... what's that 100mil a week? I'll tell you what. I'll let you off the hook for the low low price of 2 billion isk. You will be given a chance every week to surrender, however each week I'm tacking on a 500mil service fee. PAyment to be made directly to me. You know where my office is.
Your math skills are lacking...I'll give you another try though
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:51:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Ezekial Alexander
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Nope never claimed it was. I've got 1 war running so given the fact your an alliance... what's that 100mil a week? I'll tell you what. I'll let you off the hook for the low low price of 2 billion isk. You will be given a chance every week to surrender, however each week I'm tacking on a 500mil service fee. PAyment to be made directly to me. You know where my office is.
Your math skills are lacking...I'll give you another try though
Oh wells I don't really care, once again Ransom for your alliance stands at 2 billion isk
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Ezekial Alexander
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:55:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Oh wells I don't really care, once again Ransom for your alliance stands at 2 billion isk
Ransom would infer, and require, you to be better than us...
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:56:00 -
[9]
Really? Ya don't say? Hey you must be in charge of the intelligence division. LOOKIE WE GOT A SMART ONE!
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:57:00 -
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Edited by: Evanda Char on 07/02/2008 22:57:45
And even if someone did pay you that, it still wouldnĘt be enough to get any member of this alliance to:
[17:17:21] Outlaw Jenner > so you can rop to your knees and blow me
But donĘt worry, because:
[17:19:38] Outlaw Jenner > EM isn't gonna dec us
After all:
[17:56:57] Outlaw Jenner > I have blue standings with half the corps in EM
(I think you might have us mixed up with some other EM?)
We'll see you in space, Mr Jenner.
By the way:
[18:01:45] Outlaw Jenner > I has 3 worms
You can get tablets for that.
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 22:59:00 -
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You know Evanda I'm still waiting for that, your hanger or mine? I'm impressed you did drop the war on us. I wish it was a more worthwhile target but you can't always get what you want.
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:00:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
LOOKIE WE GOT A SMART ONE!
Shoot him, they tend to be dangerous!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Ezekial Alexander
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:02:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Ezekial Alexander on 07/02/2008 23:02:29
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Really? Ya don't say? Hey you must be in charge of the intelligence division. LOOKIE WE GOT A SMART ONE!
Reading comprehension must be another weak point...or were you trying to make a point of the strength, or rather lack thereof, of you and your fellows?
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Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:02:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
I wish it was a more worthwhile target but you can't always get what you want.
I agree wholeheartedly, but you happened to be around.
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:03:00 -
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NeoburnV2 > On the other hand, OJ you must have some monster c*ck or something cause you managed to start a civil war with nothing more then your manhood
Nah only strength I need lies where it counts.
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Drama Kirlan
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:08:00 -
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Good luck EM. May your guns track true and your drones fly straight
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:11:00 -
[17]
Hey RHN, what's you jackoff's current rate? Business is business, how much do i have to pay to have you join the fight... on their side
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Varraka Uhraka
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:26:00 -
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...zzzt. . zz..t . . Varraka here. No outlaw! Dont take the Billions. The pods are worth more. Look how many there are, we must not give them a chance to waste there nutritional potential.. Think for a second here. "V. scratches his head" When we get te brains of fleet captains and pod a few newbs for filler, I can make one hella a stew. Then apon consumption our empty bellys will fill an extra 0.0231% due to my Canabalistic cooking lvl 4. Pitty we will be waisting good Matari skin, but like you say, war is war and im HUNGRY! ... .zzt ..zzzt .. V. out
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Logistics
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:37:00 -
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I honestly can't decide who I want to win this... in fact, I can't actually pin down why exactly it is that I... care. For once in my life I... don't... care about something... I feel... ambivalent.
By the names of all the Gods, what's happening to me?! 
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:50:00 -
[20]
May both sides die horribly.
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.07 23:52:00 -
[21]
I love you too Sakura... you wanna take up the offer i made that EM hooker? RAWR!
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Becq Starforged
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.02.08 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
And even if someone did pay you that, it still wouldnĘt be enough to get any member of this alliance to:
[17:17:21] Outlaw Jenner > so you can rop to your knees and blow me
Wow. What a charming personality. Blow 'em up good, EM.
Originally by: Evanda Char
By the way:
[18:01:45] Outlaw Jenner > I has 3 worms
You can get tablets for that.
Addendum: Blow 'em up good while I'm not around; that's NOT to sort of debris I want my crews needing to clean off of my hull...
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ArmaggedonPSA
Minmatar
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.08 01:55:00 -
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As a neutral spectator in this one I had to just come in and say something for the involved parties...
Jenner is a complete jackass and obviously fails at anything presented to him, life being the most notable one
To whoever wardecced them, I've never heard of you, but know youre in for a long road of station camping and smack talk. Though I'm sure you are already aware, since Jenner has already flamed this thread to hell n' back in just a few hours
Electus Matari must have it out for wardeccing angsty teenagers...have fun
-Logistics pilots decide who lives or dies, its called "triage"
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.08 02:01:00 -
[24]
Ahhh arma... good to see you back. Lose any more Carriers gate camping? Or navy mega's can flipping?
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.08 04:36:00 -
[25]
Originally by: ArmaggedonPSA
To whoever wardecced them, I've never heard of you...
You can ask Drama Kirlan about us - he used to be in my corporation (lovely chap that he is - we miss him  ).
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Ituralde
The Illuminati.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.08 05:50:00 -
[26]
Perhaps I should invest in the Molden Heath pillow market in order to make a profit off of this little 'fight'.
Then again, I hear Electus Matari takes care of most of their 'military' production in-house so I doubt there will be enough external demand to make it worth my while...
Please, keep up the political banter because I don't believe combat reports will be particularly exhilarating.
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ArmaggedonPSA
Minmatar
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.08 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Ahhh arma... good to see you back. Lose any more Carriers gate camping? Or navy mega's can flipping?
The aforementioned carrier pilot was a moron, was doing it solo, and is no longer a part of my organization (thank God)...
As for the Navy Mega, I have no clue as to what you are talking about, so here is where I insert the "proof or stfu" comment
and RHN would much rather prefer to lose a carrier once a year than troll the forums like an abused hooker whining until they find someone who gives a damn...
GL with the docking, friend
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.08 10:17:00 -
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Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 08/02/2008 10:21:02
In case it is unclear to someone still, in my capacity of a diplomat I have to bring some seriousness into this very entertaining thread and to let you know that no, the reason of this war dec is not Jenner's manhood (not much there to declare over, anyway, judging from his talk). Though confusing me and Evanda in matters of pleasure... might be a reason for shots among some more hot-headed pilots, of itself.
Jenner's bunch of merry smacktalkers are griefers, ore-thieves, harassers of rookies and industrials, and general petty criminals in Republic high security space. While it is true that we usually want to concentrate our patrolling efforts on pirates who actually amount to something and provide a challenge, there is only so much noise we can ignore from these even lower scum. Jenner's crossed the line -- I guess that is an achievement of itself. They could, even if it sounds improbable, be even pettier.
As to station-camping... we can do that. We are not in this for to score kill points, anyway. If it stops their operations and annoys them, it's a victory.
Free hint of the day: if you think 100 million is Big Isk for an alliance with a strong industrial backbone, you might want to refrain from playing a Big Guy in public. You will only make yourself look like a fool.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
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Kabajashi San
Minmatar
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.02.08 13:35:00 -
[29]
Good luck EM. Let the tribal banners fly high. The only respect you will earn is on the battlefield, Mr. Jenner.
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Agustus Caesar
Minmatar
Naughty People
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.02.08 15:42:00 -
[30]
Begun, the Smack Wars have 
Have fun EM
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Naturally my views are my own as I'm not my alliance's spokesman, ect.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Logistics
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.08 16:03:00 -
[31]
Despite my afforementioned ambivalence, I have to wonder what in the cluster makes Jenner think that Ms. Char (or any of Electus Matari for that matter) would even vaguely consider paying that ransom.
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Odessima
Caldari
Phoenix Wing
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Posted - 2008.02.08 17:02:00 -
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That would be because he he sounds as bright as a black hole.
Good Luck EM
My comments are my own and arent neccesarily anything to do with my corp.
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Madam Dinahkarr
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.02.09 01:01:00 -
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I would also like to express my support to EM. Hopefully, if Mr. Jenner learns anything from this, he will learn some manners.
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.09 06:40:00 -
[34]
My "manners" aren't the concern, here's the beauty of it. I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want. War dec oh no what ever will i do. We're quite enjoying ****ing away our noob gear on these fools. We get plenty of laughs and at the end of the day, our money is still rolling in in heaps.
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2008.02.09 08:50:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Cipher7 on 09/02/2008 08:51:21
[17:19:38] Outlaw Jenner > EM isn't gonna dec us
[17:56:57] Outlaw Jenner > I have blue standings with half the corps in EM
Electus Matari has declared war on Misfits Enterprises.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
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Gegi Wau
Minmatar
Liberty Labs
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.09 09:43:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want.
As a matter of fact, you can't. Even the filthiest scum among pod pilots has to adhere to a certain code of conduct. If you don't, you'll have your piloting licence revoked. That would be sad, indeed.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.09 10:45:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
We're quite enjoying ****ing away our noob gear on these fools.
Yes, obviously the fact that we gank you and not the other way round is because you enjoy being ganked!
Maybe you can learn from this! You see, so far you have wardecced industrial corporations half of your size. That's not the way to go if you enjoy wasting your gear. They do not, after all, provide much gankage of you but instead you have to take the far more boring role of ganking them! From this on, you should probably declare on people who can provide the same fun experience as we do?
Elsebeth
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.09 11:14:00 -
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I swear I only saw this communication from Outlaw Jenner today. But it is a fun coincidence, so I thought I'd share.
Elsebeth
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Squirrrel
Gallente
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.09 11:28:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
My "manners" aren't the concern, here's the beauty of it. I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want. War dec oh no what ever will i do. We're quite enjoying ****ing away our noob gear on these fools. We get plenty of laughs and at the end of the day, our money is still rolling in in heaps.
I think you're too boneheaded to realise how you're not fooling anyone with your macho yabbering and making yourself look stupid in the process.
The noob gear that that they are blowing up... is the all the stuff you all loot from your "targets" outside starter stations?
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Darius Shakor
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
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Posted - 2008.02.09 12:09:00 -
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I would wish EM the best of luck but they look like they don't need it against people that talk this much trash in one forum page. Often that is a way of making up for other shortcomings. If anything EM will need luck finding any of these cretins undocked and/or silent.
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Feng Schui
Minmatar
The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2008.02.09 12:16:00 -
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Are these the same twits that tried to attack my pilgrim?
Myrmidon, cyclone, rupture, and a caracal.. Well, they all died, and umm, EM, don't bother looting their wrecks, its all tech 1 crap anyways, not too mention their ships are not properly fitted.
Good luck Misfits, you'll most definitely need it, if you actually undock
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.09 14:22:00 -
[42]
See I'll once again reitterate for you wonderful people. This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income and sparking you into this level of flame fest is exactally what I wanted. And the war against the "indy corp" you mentioned was much deeper than that. We were invited to dec them, as well as their combat buddies, so i did and let my little nubbins have some fun. We are all far to occupied else where so when we do manage to get space side well sure we'll toss away a few cruisers and unfitted frigates. Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes. Pity they're not worth anything to begin with.
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Mo Steel
Caldari
Sanguis vix Dignatio
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Posted - 2008.02.09 16:53:00 -
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Jenner, you should go into acting; you'd make a superb comedian. I can hardly stop laughing.
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Squirrrel
Gallente
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.09 17:01:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
See I'll once again reitterate for you wonderful people. This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income and sparking you into this level of flame fest is exactally what I wanted. And the war against the "indy corp" you mentioned was much deeper than that. We were invited to dec them, as well as their combat buddies, so i did and let my little nubbins have some fun. We are all far to occupied else where so when we do manage to get space side well sure we'll toss away a few cruisers and unfitted frigates. Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes. Pity they're not worth anything to begin with.
So it's lucky that you seem to suck at pvp, because you can then turn a profit from losing ships?
You do realise that no one really believes your spin and it just seems like you're making excuses for how bad you really are don't you?
You don't?
Oh dear.
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Madam Dinahkarr
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.02.09 17:39:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Madam Dinahkarr on 09/02/2008 17:40:24
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
My "manners" aren't the concern, here's the beauty of it. I can say what i want to whom i want, whenever i want.
Your ignorance on the subject is very disapointing. Mr. Squirrel and Mr. Wau have already summed up my thoughts quite nicely.
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income...
This is mere speculation on my part, but I don't think collecting money from Basic Level insurance policies counts as income
I mean, I can only assume that's what you're doing.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:13:00 -
[46]
You used to have a more civil tongue, Jenner. I guess Revan was lax in keeping her peons disciplined.
You'd do well to shut that Luminaire-brothel mouth of yours.
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Kai Zion
The Zion Accounts
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:28:00 -
[47]
Mmm yes, dear Mebby. Not quite the same man I remember at Revan's last gathering either. Strange...
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:34:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 09/02/2008 21:35:18
When roughly a day of the war has passed, the loss statistics are:
* Misfits Enterprises, 9 ships (5 frigates, 2 cruises, 1 battlecruiser, 1 shuttle) and 4 pods lost
* Electus Matari, no losses
(Yes, we know, the ratio of pod to ship losses is surprisingly high. But that is how the numbers currently stand.)
We estimate the total losses to MFE to be about 40 million, which is really not anything, but since they have obviously opted to not flying anything more expensive as long as the war is on, we do not expect this to get much more significant with time.
Two pilots have left Misfits Enterprises during the initial 24 hours of the war. This is a wise choice, and EM has no interest in pursuing them as long as they refrain from further criminal activities in Republic space. Same courtesy will be extended to any member of MFE, including Mr Jenner: leave, and refrain from breaking the laws again, and we will let you go.
Next report will follow in the end of the first week of war.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
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Grr
Amarr
1st Praetorian Guard
Vigilia Valeria
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Posted - 2008.02.09 23:06:00 -
[49]
And there I was worrying that misfits would steal all of Vigilia Valerias victories ;)
A refreshingly brief report Else. I wish all our enemies posted them as short and concise as that like that.
Epitoth Fleetyards is Recruiting
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Drama Kirlan
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.10 02:12:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes
Repeat after me class
Mineing your own minerals does not make them free mmkay?
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Bacchanalian
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.02.10 02:23:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Ituralde
Please, keep up the political banter because I don't believe combat reports will be particularly exhilarating.
Oh, I don't know, reports of Jenner's epic fights can-flipping day-old rookies outside the Tech School in Pator would almost qualify as a combat report, wouldn't it? 
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.10 07:19:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Outlaw Jenner on 10/02/2008 07:20:52
Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 09/02/2008 21:53:32
When roughly a day of the war has passed, the loss statistics are:
* Misfits Enterprises, 9 ships (5 frigates, 2 cruisers, 1 battlecruiser, 1 shuttle) and 5 pods lost (more frigs and vinalla clones)
* Electus Matari, Fully T2 Fitted destroyer and pod and god knows whatelse Concord vaporized
(Yes, we know, the ratio of pod to ship losses is surprisingly high. But that is becasue we just dont care!.)
We estimate the total losses to MFE to be about 40 million, which is really not anything, but since they have obviously opted to not flying anything more expensive as long as the war is on, we do not expect this to get much more significant with time.
Our estimate is that we have in effect completely stopped the thieving and griefing activities of MFE in Ammold/Isendeldik and around.
Two pilots have left Misfits Enterprises during the initial 24 hours of the war. This is a wise choice, and EM has no interest in pursuing them as long as they refrain from further criminal activities in Republic space. Same courtesy will be extended to any member of MFE, including Mr Jenner: leave, and refrain from breaking the laws again, and we will let you go.
Next report will follow in the end of the first week of war.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
2 Pilots that left, would have been 2 pilots tht no longer hold capsuleer licenses. You forgot to factor in insurrance payouts in your numbers and the "thieving" operations you so fiercly try to pin on the corp, well they're a pasttime anyways. We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat so thank you for taking out our trash. My ransom demands still hold firm at 2 billion isk. Oh and good job getting one of your pilots oblitterated by Concord we found that quite humorus, Kellax laughed so hard he decided to come back to the corp almost immediately instead of running his errands. The smack will pesist, the ships youpop will continue to be of no value, and frankly we enjoy the lolfest. And frankly, you can shove your laws about as far up your exhaust ports as Revan's head is up her own...
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Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.10 08:59:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
2 Pilots that left, would have been 2 pilots tht no longer hold capsuleer licenses.
I'm afraid that neither Drakthor Shadoxes nor Thr... lost their capsuleer licenses. Nor did the person (Thora...) who left shortly before the war. Nor did KeLLaX, who seems to be rather afraid of being shot at after his loss. (Names anonymized to protect possibly innocent people)
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We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat so thank you for taking out our trash.
Oh, for your information: In the corp interface, "war" tab, you can see the losses of your corp. I recommend taking a second look at the Kestrel on 2008-02-08 21:04:00 (5m in modules), Vexor on 2008-02-09 05:31:00 (15m in modules), and your Ferox on 2008-02-09 18:25:00 (20m in modules).
But yes, it's trash, and we are happy to take it out for you.
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Oh and good job getting one of your pilots oblitterated by Concord we found that quite humorus, Kellax laughed so hard he decided to come back to the corp almost immediately instead of running his errands.
45 minutes later, indeed. To leave again nine hours later. And to rejoin. And to leave again. The war must be so fun for you guys if he's so afraid to stay in the corp.
That Rifter loss was a heavy blow to our morale. Luckily, CONCORD realized the technical problems in the overview systems that lead to this mistake and are discussing refunding the ship.
But all of this is incidental. As you guys happen to enjoy the interior of stations most of the time, you have barely any time to continue your "pastime" in Ammold and surrounding systems. Thus, we are quite happy to report that our goal of reducing your crime activity is currently going well. Anything beyond that is an added bonus.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.10 09:40:00 -
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Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 10/02/2008 09:40:48
Apologies for forgetting the Rifter loss from the war report. As it was not a kill by Misfits but by CONCORD due to trickstery, it did not show on the war statistics in our internal book-keeping. For the sake of completeness, I have added it to the report now.
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We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat
This much is true. The Ferox was a good try (if you ignore the fact that it was a Ferox), considering the information you had, but it too still needs work, and of course assuming the situation will not change was a big mistake.
Elsebeth
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Ituralde
The Illuminati.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.10 11:25:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Bacchanalian
Originally by: Ituralde
Please, keep up the political banter because I don't believe combat reports will be particularly exhilarating.
Oh, I don't know, reports of Jenner's epic fights can-flipping day-old rookies outside the Tech School in Pator would almost qualify as a combat report, wouldn't it?
Well, to be fair, there are some merits on the entertainment side. It's not every day you see republic patriots in a position where they can legitimately claim military superiority. It's all about enjoying even the minor amusements in life, I guess. And to be fair, that tidbit does border on the downright hilarious.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.10 11:36:00 -
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To be completely honest, the situations where we the superiority is not quite as obvious as in this one are both more fun and more useful as training.
But as I said earlier, some points need to be made. Just because a crime is done by someone way less skillful and infinitely more gutless than our regular opponents, does not mean it is not a crime.
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Squirrrel
Gallente
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.10 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
2 Pilots that left, would have been 2 pilots tht no longer hold capsuleer licenses. You forgot to factor in insurrance payouts in your numbers and the "thieving" operations you so fiercly try to pin on the corp, well they're a pasttime anyways. We've yet to undock 1 ship fitted for proper combat so thank you for taking out our trash. My ransom demands still hold firm at 2 billion isk. Oh and good job getting one of your pilots oblitterated by Concord we found that quite humorus, Kellax laughed so hard he decided to come back to the corp almost immediately instead of running his errands. The smack will pesist, the ships youpop will continue to be of no value, and frankly we enjoy the lolfest. And frankly, you can shove your laws about as far up your exhaust ports as Revan's head is up her own...
Outlaw Jenners Previous Employment.
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Number 17
Caldari
COLD-Wing
The Fourth District
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Posted - 2008.02.10 13:41:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Despite my aforementioned sexual ambivalence
There I corrected that for you Ixiris-Haan.
I still don't understand how or when these criminals plan to counter attack, but hell, thieves are all the same so keep showing them their place EM.
Kuno "Number 17" Raikkoken
Director
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Verone
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.02.10 14:18:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Ituralde
It's not every day you see republic patriots in a position where they can legitimately claim military superiority.
I think that after the display from the leadership of MFE in this annoucenement, Electus Matari can pretty much claim superiority on any count, and in any situation during this war.
It's not exactly hard to do so when you're fighting a pack of halfwits.
Give em hell Eva... I expect to hear some amusing stories next time you visit The Gate... 
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Outlaw Jenner
Caldari
Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.10 20:41:00 -
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Actually, if you knew anything, I booted that usless twit Thora, and her friend Drakthor, and her SISTER Val from my corporation due to personal issues, IE found a better place to get my rocks off, friends and family went too becasue I'm not in the mood for whiny adolescents. I did quite enjoy however taking everything they had in corporate storage and leaving them on the curb with nothing. Kellax isn't AFRAID of anything, he's just moving some ******ely expensive gear for us as well as making sure you remain law abiding citizens, which so far you're failing. So then what happened last night? I do recall chasing the last of you out of Isendeldik BY MYSELF. Funny how your entire gang couldn't handle 2 measly battlecruisers in a yet again stacked fight in your favor. Also you neglect that while one of your pilots was in system I ran around in my Worm flipping cans, 11 in total. Seems your not doing such a hot job now are ya?
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.10 21:58:00 -
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Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 10/02/2008 22:04:14
Just so everyone is clear on it, as I already said, I will not be posting further reports on the war before about a week of the war is over. Neither will we be answering the smacktalk by Outlaw Jenner much. I think the audience has by now figured out how truthful he is in his reports and claims, and I have no wish to insult anyone's intelligence or bore everyone to death by "is not! is too!" with someone who is not just twisting the truth but completely making it up.
If someone is deathly curious, kindly contact me in pod.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
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Trip Jenner
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Posted - 2008.02.15 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 08/02/2008 10:34:56
Jenner's bunch of merry smacktalkers are griefers, ore-thieves, harassers of rookies and industrials, and general petty criminals in Republic high security space. While it is true that we usually want to concentrate our patrolling efforts on pirates who actually amount to something and provide a challenge, there is only so much noise we can ignore from these even lower scum. (Outlaw) Jenner's crossed the line -- I guess that is an achievement of itself. (He) could, even if it sounds improbable, be even pettier.
If it stops their operations and annoys them, it's a victory.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
Please note, for what it may be worth to you, that I have taken the liberty of changing several points within your previous missive, as well as having ommitted what needed not to have been repeated.
However, if I may, I would like to respond solely upon a specific part of your missive.
I, Trip Jenner, am neither griefer, smack-talker, ore-thief nor harrasser. A Jenner I am. Any of the above-mentioned, I am not. I cannot speak for my brothers, Joker or Outlaw, but can only say that some weeks in the past, due to other circumstances moved myself out of range of the fighting, for the reason of remaining outside of the testosterone fights, the mud-slinging and the back-stabbing.
If this war must continue, I ask only that I be left alone--of my involvement in this war's occurrence, all may rest assured that I will never be found within kilometers of any figure, singular or many, involved therein.
Having taken a neutral stance away from my Brothers, I remain Jenner, and still shall be distanced from it, as well, until these fights are reduced to dust and ashes.
Good fighting to you all.
Trip Jenner
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Leon 026
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.02.15 09:21:00 -
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Happy hunting, Evanda. Tell my old wingmates to give 'em hell ;)
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Darkside101
Caldari
Spartan Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.15 11:32:00 -
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At least you got yourself a half decent war this time Outlaw. Tho the odds really rnt in ur favor.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Logistics
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.15 12:53:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Number 17
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Despite my aforementioned sexual ambivalence
There I corrected that for you Ixiris-Haan.
Very mature of you, Number 17. Did they teach you non-sequitur word insertion in State Navy basic, or did you develop it yourself, thinking it was original and funny?
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.15 15:18:00 -
[66]
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 15/02/2008 15:27:15
After about a week of the active war, the loss statistics are as follows:
Misfits Enterprises:
* 2 battlecruisers
* 2 cruisers
* 1 destroyer
* 7 frigates
* 3 shuttles
* 9 pods
Electus Matari
* 1 destroyer
* 1 frigate (lost to CONCORD for corp unjoin trick)
We estimate Misfits Enterprises losses in isk at about 93 million, Electus Matari's at about one million.
Misfits operations in Republic space have practically ceased. The corporation is down to six members (from 26).
We have had frequent contacts from former Misfits inquiring whether we will continue aggression towards them after they are out, and explaining that they were not aware of the crimes of their leaders. Considering that, we want to state this: we will not pursue any former member of Misfits Enterprises simply because they are Misfits. We will, however, keep up war declarations on "griefer" corporations in Republic space, so we recommend you pick your company more carefully next time.
Outlaw Jenner's explanation to the diminishing numbers is that he is moving to Deklein and has just "kicked all his noobs" who are not up to that kind of space yet. If this indeed is true, we wish Mr Jenner a good fresh new start out of Republic space.
For to emphasize the point, the war will continue another week.
My personal apologies to other members of Jenner clan for generalizing without contact to clan leaders. That was uncalled-for.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
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GulletSplitter
Minmatar
Maasai Tribal Products
Independent Faction
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Posted - 2008.02.15 15:24:00 -
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Nicely done EM
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Daniel Borealis
Minmatar
Heretic Logistics
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.17 01:11:00 -
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Heh. Sorry Jenny, I have to say I saw that coming. Perhaps this will make you into a pilot that I can respect, if, heaven forbid, you learn from it.
Fly safe.
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Xavier Fate
Gallente
Oblivion Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.02.19 17:42:00 -
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Well, I say good luck EM.
The petty criminal actions of some corporations against new and inexperienced pilots is both disgusting and uncalled for.
Corporations that engage in this sort of behavior should be subject to a loss of CONCORD defense in high security. At the very least, a discounted war dec price.
Quite honestly, I say shame on CONCORD for allowing you foosl in Misfit to exist this long.
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Cailais
Amarr
VITOC
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Posted - 2008.02.21 02:22:00 -
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Edited by: Cailais on 21/02/2008 02:22:43
Im struggling somewhat to understand why Electus Matari, a sizeable Alliance in its own right and well respected across many systems is bothering with this engagement?
Whilst Outlaw Jenner has a somewhat uncouth air for my personal liking, and a tendency to be rather 'outspoken' I'd hardly describe him, or Misfits, as a terrifying blight upon the face of the cluster.
Could someone from EM enlighten us?
C.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.02.21 06:59:00 -
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While I'm by no means an expert on EM policy or leadership, Mr. Cailais, it does seem to me that, every now and then, someone just really, truly asks for it.
At a guess.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.21 07:00:00 -
[72]
Good question, and I am sorry if I was not clear on this before.
Electus Matari is an alliance loyal to the Minmatar Republic. Our job is to defend the Republic, to strengthen her industry, and to assist local authorities in upholding the laws. In the last capacity, the vast majority of our work consists of warding off pirates in low security systems and fighting back illegal aggression by Amarrian paramilitaries.
However, ore theft and baiting rookie pilots to destroy their ships are also crimes. That they are pettier does not mean that they are less immoral or more legal. We as a sizable alliance happen to be by circumstances used to a situation where we are in a constant low-activity war, and we can afford using 50 million isk a week for to allow our pilots to fire also on these more cowardly high security criminals.
The Misfits kills reported constitute only a fraction of our total kills of criminals during these past two weeks. Normal operations have not been disrupted by taking them out.
Hope this clarifies the matter.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
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Cailais
Amarr
VITOC
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Posted - 2008.02.21 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 21/02/2008 07:07:52
Good question, and I am sorry if I was not clear on this before.
Electus Matari is an alliance loyal to the Minmatar Republic. Our job is to defend the Republic, to strengthen her industry, and to assist local authorities in upholding the laws. In the last capacity, the vast majority of our work consists of warding off pirates in low security systems and fighting back illegal aggression by Amarrian paramilitaries.
However, ore theft and baiting rookie pilots to destroy their ships are also crimes. That they are pettier does not mean that they are less immoral or more legal. We as a "sizeable alliance" happen to be by circumstances used to a situation where we are in a constant low-activity war, and we can afford using 50 million isk a week for to allow our pilots to fire also on these more cowardly high security criminals.
The Misfits kills reported constitute only a fraction of our total kills of criminals during these past two weeks. Normal operations have not been disrupted by taking them out.
I hope this clarifies the matter.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Diplomat
Electus Matari
Thank-you for clarifying this, although I must admit to a certain degree of confusion as I believe Mr Jenner has in the past been a quite vocal denouncer of the Amarrain paramilitary sects and therefore - whilst his piratical activies not with standing - seems quite closely aligned to your ideology.
I personally am no fan of emotive responses to the loss of ships, and I think in this example Id be silently grateful to Mt Jenner's band for teaching a novice pilot the risks of falling for baited traps and psychological warfare. Having spent some time berating said pilot for his, or her, lack of discipline Id be inclined to leave it at that. After all, if you dec every corporation that has the temerity to destroy one of your ships how on earth does one get anything worthwhile done?
C.
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:06:00 -
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Nah Mr Calais
Every once in a blue moon, you meet people in this universe who are just BEGGING for a slice of humble pie.
Mr Jenner was one of those people, and EM just happened to have some extra pie.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:08:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 21/02/2008 16:10:36
It is a common misconception that all Minmatar are simply about killing Amarr and nothing else, and that if someone just shoots some Amarrians, we should consider them friendly. But Electus Matari are not anti-Amarr, we are pro-Republic. Killing slavers does not excuse crimes in Republic space. See for example this link for further explanation of the differences between the Matari major alliances.
Moreover, this is not about Outlaw Jenner killing our pilots. They never did, apart from the one kill mentioned in the reports above. This is about them spending their time hanging around academies and baiting just any random rookie pilot of the tribes, and ore theft, and smacktalk afterwards.
Elsebeth Rhiannon
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Electus Matari
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Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.02.23 17:59:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
See I'll once again reitterate for you wonderful people. This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income and sparking you into this level of flame fest is exactally what I wanted. And the war against the "indy corp" you mentioned was much deeper than that. We were invited to dec them, as well as their combat buddies, so i did and let my little nubbins have some fun. We are all far to occupied else where so when we do manage to get space side well sure we'll toss away a few cruisers and unfitted frigates. Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes. Pity they're not worth anything to begin with.
1 - gank noob ships
2 - get forum recognition
3 - get wardecced by bigger entity from forum escapades
if bigger entity is killing us - see 4
if biger entity is killing us very very badly - see 5
if bigger entity is losing - see 2
4 - post about the master plan that always makes you win
5 - post about how you cost them more in ammo and time and how you are pleased that you tie them down
6 - wine/whine, depends on 3
Thought processes of a unvertebrate are very easy. :)
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Sekhmet Orion
Mandatory Suicide Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.02.23 22:48:00 -
[77]
Edited by: Sekhmet Orion on 23/02/2008 22:49:02
Originally by: Setana Manoro
Thought processes of a unvertebrate are very easy. :)
It's Invertebrate btw, but I totally agree with your post
Spineless jellyfish like Outlaw Jenner and his crew of smackers deserve to be war decced and biatch slapped, just for the pure lols.
baited many noob ships in rookie systems recently Jenner?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Logistics
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.23 23:55:00 -
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So I'm thinking of asking Orun in Mixed Metaphor to dig out my old media contact files, I want to make a new sitcom called "Everyone Hates Jenner". It'll be a hit!
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Heretic Logistics
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.26 03:23:00 -
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Before any accusations are made, LOAF and ANTI deny any association with Misfits Enterprises, despite their recent, cowardly attempt to escape justice by joining the Covenant Alliance. Standings were set to negative ten and remain so, and the order has come from CEO MirrorGod himself that regardless of alliance standing, agents operating under MFE IFF tags are to be shot on sight without pause or remorse.
There will be no solace for any member MFE, least of all the thief, conman and rapist Outlaw Jenner, in The Covenant Alliance.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.26 05:28:00 -
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Nothing to see here folks
Jenner thought he'd get rid of us going after him by...joining our alliance. It apparently slid by our executor (previously, while srtill blue to MFE, they were offered a spot), but I enlightened the man in charged and jenner was thrown to the curb.
Over before it began
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Maximus Wolf
Neoteric War Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.27 10:59:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Outlaw Jenner
See I'll once again reitterate for you wonderful people. This war costs me nothing, i have many forms of alternative income and sparking you into this level of flame fest is exactally what I wanted. And the war against the "indy corp" you mentioned was much deeper than that. We were invited to dec them, as well as their combat buddies, so i did and let my little nubbins have some fun. We are all far to occupied else where so when we do manage to get space side well sure we'll toss away a few cruisers and unfitted frigates. Becasue with ourr way of aquiring ships, you bring me nothing but a profit each time one goes. Pity they're not worth anything to begin with.
We need an age limit for pilots.
Runaway mouth syndrome !
Max
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