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Sandslinger
NorCorp Security
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:13:00 -
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Edited by: Sandslinger on 14/02/2008 00:14:03
So this type of thread has surely been done before but hell, my brains latest RL/EVE mixup needs to be shared
So last Saturday i'm sitting down to a whole nights session of EVE I'm skint can't go out, but I'm kinda enjoying the fact as for once in a long time I get a whole night of eve without interuption. Come 11 o clock and my best mate phones and says I have to come out and he'll even pay me into the club and for whatever drinks I need but I HAVE to come out.
Convinced I get ready and go out, the night goes on I get fraggled(Drunk) and as might happen when cheap/free alcohol missed dinner and minging girls in a club are combined you end up going home with one that you wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.
Anyywaays the deed is done i fall asleep spooning her and all is well, then I wake up still kinda drunkish still spooning her and as my morning glory is resting between her cheeks I start getting a bit worked up again, so rubbing back and forth I suddenly find myself wondering if she is A** or Pu**y tanked . Realising the combination that my brain has just made i recoil in horror and realise in one instant that i think WAY too much about EVE  .
Has Anyone else entered this kind of depravity of EVE adiction yet ?
PS I'm pretty tipsy right now, which yes is a exscuse for this post 
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Canis Trucido
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:20:00 -
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I dont know if i should call you an idiot or a champion...
either way, well done! just make sure your ***** skills are lvl 5
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:20:00 -
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Aaaand coming in #1 on the list of "Things I never, ever wanted to find on the EVE forums" is....
Anyway, I use the term 'tanking' a lot more liberally than I did before I took up EVE.
Example: I should be studying for my materials exam but it's procrastination-tanking me.
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Chelone
Stone Shadow Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:23:00 -
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You should form "TMI Inc." Or join it, if it exists.
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Sandslinger
NorCorp Security
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:26:00 -
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TMI inc
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Nicholas Barker
MASS
Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:28:00 -
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Edited by: Nicholas Barker on 14/02/2008 00:30:15
normally, i'd troll you on you finally getting laid, but i kind of like'em big ;)
EDIT: Hope she was ***** tanked, GIGGITY!
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:29:00 -
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 Originally by: Sandslinger
TMI inc
Too Much Information inc.
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Sandslinger
NorCorp Security
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:32:00 -
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Edited by: Sandslinger on 14/02/2008 00:34:06
hehe afroman I live in Glasgow
city in the world with the easiest girls I get laid way too often just so happens it's also way too often with girls that I majorly regret waking up next too in the morning
Turned out she was kick me out of the door without brekky or goodbye kiss kinda tanked lol, she did demand my number though and texted within a few hours which was a bit weird all in all
Glasgow being the unhealtiest city in europe and general inbreeding etc, also the city with the highest STD rate in europe  Getting it often is by no means a brag btw
Anyways EVE football whats happening mate
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Sandslinger
NorCorp Security
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: Sandslinger
TMI inc
Too Much Information inc.
Wanna hear the story of how I got oral thrush
Dang I feel like I should apply to Goons the mood I'm in lol
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Pantaloon McPants
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:46:00 -
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cloak fit, there was noone there.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:46:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 14/02/2008 00:47:10
Originally by: Sandslinger
Anyywaays the deed is done i fall asleep spooning her and all is well, then I wake up still kinda drunkish still spooning her and as my morning glory is resting between her cheeks I start getting a bit worked up again, so rubbing back and forth I suddenly find myself wondering if she is A** or Pu**y tanked . Realising the combination that my brain has just made i recoil in horror and realise in one instant that i think WAY too much about EVE [:shock]
AHAHAHAHA! That's brilliant! 
I've had a similar experience. My wife and I went out and partied with a few friends of ours, getting fairly drunk in the process. We went home at some point, still not entirely sober, and started fooling around. This was about four in the morning and I was really extremely tired, and I found myself thinking "crap, I hope I have enough cap for this."
Originally by: Nicholas Barker
Edited by: Nicholas Barker on 14/02/2008 00:30:15
normally, i'd troll you on you finally getting laid, but i kind of like'em big ;)
EDIT: Hope she was ***** tanked, GIGGITY!
The only time a dual tanking method is preferred. 
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Leon Blue
Gallente
Red.
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:55:00 -
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While I never was in Glasgow I met Glasgow Girls during my stay in Australia.
Damn! I don't envy you, sir!
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:02:00 -
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Well, I'll still be in my law enforcement job till June (also my last month in the USMC, they threw me into the reserves... not too happy about not being able to re-up)... but on more than one occasion I've reached over to try and activate my webber 
Originally by: Avaricia
look a goon lol
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Lardarz B'stard
Amarr
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:03:00 -
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The eve forum is not the Jeremy Kyle show.
Originally by: Kindakrof
there is no gravity in space
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Sandslinger
NorCorp Security
eXceed.
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Leon Blue
While I never was in Glasgow I met Glasgow Girls during my stay in Australia.
Damn! I don't envy you, sir!
Hehe you probably met the pretty ones, the real bad ones are the ones that never even leave the scheme they grew up in.
Dang I just realised I've been meaning to go to the Glasgow meets for a while but now I'm probably gonna get podded/(have the c*** kicked out of me) by Darth Solo or something
Meanwhile all my corp members ( norwegian corp) are having it off with beutiful valkyrian maidens
Aye Tarminic I have a scary feeling I have already made the cap combination, Sadly I have also found that alchohol is much like being neuted and Cap regen doesn't speed up at 30% in RL either
PS some glaswegian girls are as beutiful as any girls out there on planet earth, just so I don't all badmouth em
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Solomunio Kzenig
Amarr
Ordo Ministorum
MERCURY RISING.
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:38:00 -
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To the Op, I Lol'ed.
Not quite in the same vein but I recently woke up the middle of the night and screamed out 'War target on the Nakri gate, scramming them now!' much to the annoyance and bewilderment of my wife.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.02.14 02:04:00 -
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one of our corpmates said something about warping into the bedroom.
also i see some corpmates in rl and call them by their eve name.
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MiIes Naismith
Amarr
Guru Clan
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Posted - 2008.02.14 02:04:00 -
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Edited by: MiIes Naismith on 14/02/2008 02:05:20
its strange but ive had much the same thing happen to me
deed is over its like 4 am and i started wondering about round 4 maybe right
im still stoned as **** from some great jamaican and i find myself thinking hell no its prolly got sentries, or at the least its gate camped , after realizing what id just thought i smoked another and went back to bed, then took a 4 month eve break, i can now make NO associations between ***** and eve :)
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Ikasu
Gallente
The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2008.02.14 02:15:00 -
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I get way to sucked into Eve. Even when playing by myself I act all tacticle and talk, outloud, to myself. "Activating warp drive, approaching location. Boggies on radar, locking. Drones out, engaging". It confuses people who walk in on me.
I have had day dreams of landing my Myrmidon on a planet called WoW and doing mean things to the magical citizens there though.
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TheSystem
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.02.14 02:30:00 -
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What does it matter where she is tanked? Torps just got buffed remember?
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Grimpak
Gallente
Trinity Nova
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Posted - 2008.02.14 02:37:00 -
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TMFI!
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Mikhail Koshkin
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Posted - 2008.02.14 02:39:00 -
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I admit. After a night at the pub it's been witnessed on at least one occasion where I've clambered aboard my motorcycle, started it up, revved the engine fearsomely and roared off down the street with a cry of 'Warp drive activaaaaaaateeeeeed!'
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TheSystem
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Mikhail Koshkin
I admit. After a night at the pub it's been witnessed on at least one occasion where I've clambered aboard my motorcycle, started it up, revved the engine fearsomely and roared off down the street with a cry of 'Warp drive activaaaaaaateeeeeed!'
Did you get pulled over, only to yell "****! I'm webbed and scrammed!"
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Wylker
Caldari
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:05:00 -
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Good luck with your aids.
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Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:15:00 -
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Bah, Eve>women. Heck, I left my wife for eve. Well, that and because she had a boyfriend.
IBTL
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Bigeasy
Caldari
Shadow Of The Light
Scorched Earth Directive
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:21:00 -
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One time i was following a friends car and i kept thinking to myself to stay in his optimal.
IBTL
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Siriyana
Astrum Contract Services Group
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:40:00 -
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Edited by: Siriyana on 14/02/2008 03:40:37
This thread is full of LOL! "Warp drive aaaaaaaaaaaaactive!" Ahahahahhahahahaha
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Mobius
Amarr
Bad Temper's
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:47:00 -
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heard on ts today guys i gotta go a neutral car just puled in
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SiKong Ma
Renegade Circus Midgets
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:54:00 -
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My boss is currently warping to my location. Gotta get ready to tank him before I head for lunch.
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"That is the question"
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.02.14 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: TheSystem
Originally by: Mikhail Koshkin
I admit. After a night at the pub it's been witnessed on at least one occasion where I've clambered aboard my motorcycle, started it up, revved the engine fearsomely and roared off down the street with a cry of 'Warp drive activaaaaaaateeeeeed!'
Did you get pulled over, only to yell "****! I'm webbed and scrammed!"
Pointed!
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Originally by: Praxis1452
you win eve
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