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Randuin MaraL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 08:12:00 -
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Hm, no pirate but think 'tis worth sharing that little story with you:
I saw a red square on my screen and my autoscanner marked that pilot as outlaw. I thought we were in 0.4, where I was heading to, but we were still in 0.6 and that pilot was +3.4 instead of -5.ish ... and my typhoon no.3 turned into space dust thanks to the sentries. No mercy for the stupid ones.
Good thing was: Got a larger wallet seconds after the "fight" and a nice talk with Groove.
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Cpt Pugwash
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Posted - 2004.04.02 11:28:00 -
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In another incident, we had GunnyP for 40mil, but Kakalot forgot to turn off his 250 railgun, and it killed him due to damage seeping through the armor into the struct :\
What she said :|
That one has gotta take some beating Kak 
I never mentioned my error on that holdup as I was to busy laughing at Kak. We had 2 BB's and a Moa, I was target jam, Kak was Web Warp and Chris the muscle in his Moa. When I got GunnyP locked I activated my Jammers on the Npc I had been shooting.
GunnyP had surrended by the time my Jammers had cycled and I could jam him 
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John Prescott
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Posted - 2004.04.02 11:53:00 -
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during the m0o/FE war in Fountain, we were camping out logistic station and got word of several m0o at one of the gates, a few people broke off to engage them including me in my DOM.
unfortunately the ship took far too long to turn around and warp, by the time i got outta warp there was like 8 m0o at the gate..i lasted about 20secs, and got into some video of m0o's. (what a friggin honor)
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.04.02 11:54:00 -
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Forgetting to set autorepeat for my med slots.
Haha, I lose count of the times I've done this.
Another one I've done was (on a busy night) having a guy targetted and scrambled while our 'insurance advisor' discussed payment, and another ship warps in, so I targetted the new ship, and let rip on him, for interrupting a business deal.
The poor guy we were 'advising' felt the full force of the top shelf of my megathron, while the new guy MWD'd to the gate, and to safety.
needless to say, we didn't charge the unfortunate guy for passage...
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Thrak
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Posted - 2004.04.02 12:17:00 -
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Edited by: Thrak on 02/04/2004 12:20:03
Well, Sutty is the closest thing we have to a pie-rat (except mebbe Flatliner), and his story beats all your ones hands down. In the words of the man himself:
<sutty\\>well, me flat (Flatliner) frst (Homo Erectus) and khaydin was killing this guys apoc
<sutty\\> I noticed he ejected
<sutty\\> so i screamed for stop fire
<sutty\\> and i left my ship and boarded the apoc
<sutty\\> khaydin was in a blasterthron close to the apoc
<sutty\\> i asked him to sit infront of the incomming missiles for me
<sutty\\> but he couldn't get in the way in time
<sutty\\> the missiles finished the apoc
<sutty\\> and podded me
<sutty\\> leaving my scorp in a astroid belt
<sutty\\> =
C'mon guys admit it, that's t3h win.
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Bellicose
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Posted - 2004.04.02 12:53:00 -
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jumped into a 0.7 system in my shinny new scorpion with all my shinny new named stuff and sees a guy i know i think . hey iam gonna mees with him then i jump to him and targets him and starts to warp. webbie him... then concord came and reminded me that i wasent in corp with that guy anymore... to make the thing worse some noob came and looted my XR-3200.s and stuff   
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
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slothe
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Posted - 2004.04.02 13:01:00 -
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i recall a story about a mOo player who, while blackading with others in a Megathron, firing at a ship, boarded the ship by accident, then got podkilled by his own ship, appearing at a cloning station 7 jumps away, and having to return quickly to board his vacant mega. anyone remember this?
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Bulk Paint
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Posted - 2004.04.02 13:15:00 -
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Yup. I was just about to post that one :)
It was Ywev if memory serves.
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Sassinak
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Posted - 2004.04.02 14:13:00 -
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Edited by: Sassinak on 02/04/2004 14:47:24
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during the m0o/FE war in Fountain, we were camping out logistic station and got word of several m0o at one of the gates, a few people broke off to engage them including me in my DOM.
unfortunately the ship took far too long to turn around and warp, by the time i got outta warp there was like 8 m0o at the gate..i lasted about 20secs, and got into some video of m0o's. (what a friggin honor)
I remember that clearly.
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i recall a story about a mOo player who, while blackading with others in a Megathron, firing at a ship, boarded the ship by accident, then got podkilled by his own ship, appearing at a cloning station 7 jumps away, and having to return quickly to board his vacant mega. anyone remember this?
Ahh.. The patented Ywev maneuver.
Vonbuskirk, whats the big chip on your shoulder eh? all you seem to do is troll this board flaming pirates. whats wrong.. lost a few ships to a pvp'er whil'st flying afk in your hauler in 0.0 and now everyone must pay for that immoral sin? Get a grip Its just a game
Sass
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mk ultra
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Posted - 2004.04.02 15:32:00 -
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Oh well i was with my buddy jus2awesome in amamake fighting everlasting vendetta . I was docked and i knew they were waiting for me to undock so i logged back in with an alt to check the station and yes they were all there in battleships like 40 km from the station . So i decided to make a run for it so i could come back and tackle with them for a better angle . What i feared the most was that when undocking my ship would go really fast and get me close to them and that would have taken me longer to aling to my bookmark . Usually when i undock smoothly im already aligned to that bookmark . Anyway the worst happen , i undock , got jammed , ship was almost destroyed , i ctd'ed and log back at the station in my blackbird . Thats where my mistake happen . I wanted to log back in with al alt to see if they were still there .... i hit exit station instead of ESC to log out ... got jammed lost the bb no clone thank god i ejected and save the pod :P
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2004.04.02 15:36:00 -
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Forgot to check if I had ammo in my weapons...
I target jammed the enemy.. hit F1, F2, F3 .. etc..
..nothing happened.. was like arghh god damn lagg!!!!
I was shouting on teamspeak.. I cant fire ! :( Grr lagg arghh
Then I check my weapons... 
... hehe of course I didnt tell anyone
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2004.04.02 16:42:00 -
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I was flying by myself in a blackbird, and came across a large ugly minmater ship. For some reason I thought it was a mammoth, and just started shooting at it. I wasn't even paying much attention to the game since I thought it would be such an easy kill...Then I looked down and saw that I was almost dead, the "mammoth" was really a tempest. I think I escaped with like 10% structure.
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AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 21:04:00 -
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was messing around back in the old days with c0w. we were camping a gate in atlar. i was up close to the gate in a frigate, while others were safely 60k away. whenever someone jumped in i gained a target lock and pretty much just hoped for them to shoot at me instead of the actual people shooting them. well one time i got a target lock...leaned back in my chair...all the f-keys got depressed by my comp desk. sentries got me in seconds...from that point on i have high slot modules set to ctrl + f-key.
i've done the shooting a person you think is in ur corp while in range of sentries thing.
also in ennur got a rupture stolen by sentries thinking i was free to engage.
done the auto-repeat thing. countless times had people warp out on me when i had a nice warp scrambler on em. funniest time was when i was running a 86.25% webber and couldn't figure out for 2 minuts why a frigate was still going 3000+ m/s.
done the attack within sentries range..got out... autopiloted back to the same gate
the moral of the post...mar!jauna causes slows the thinking process
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |
AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 21:21:00 -
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hey guys i have new plasma guns ships of terror
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |
AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 21:27:00 -
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wow gotta love the remember password feature. lets my co-worker easily sign in and post as me...
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |
Shanna
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Posted - 2004.04.03 00:12:00 -
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Multi screw up --- Had a cruiser Webbed and WS and jammed, but had loaded FoF's in my launchers and he hadn't locked me, figured out what was up I was just in time to see him warp away vecause I had not put my mid slots on auto.... had a great time explaining that......
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toaster
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Posted - 2004.04.05 22:02:00 -
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2 stories actually....
1) our side in a kestrel and a BB...their side in a single scorp. Evidently this scorp pilot had no idea what he was doing, but we jammed him and wj'd him and were laying into him with torps and cruise. 10 minutes later, we had him down to his partial hull only and......we ran out of missiles.
The luckiest day of his life, because it was being caught on fraps and he was about to make the clip of the week.
2) a long time ago we tried our hand at bounty hunting in the catch/curse area...especially near HED-GP. We had around 5 cruisers camped at a gate a few jumps from HED. Someone warps in and we start to engage them.... Only problem is that we were so bored waiting that we had locked each other and were firing on one another. Well, the guy gets away and one of our own guys had been firing on another friendly cruiser the whole time. It was badly damaged. Needless to say the graba$$ during boring times was stopped at that point.
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syndic4te
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Posted - 2004.04.05 22:48:00 -
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warp jam a container
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Bobbeh
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Posted - 2004.04.05 22:51:00 -
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Let my hobgoblins attack shadowthrone. 10 bs ended me.
Mimiru > It'd be a tie, the monkies nerfed pooflinger wouldnt have enough tracking to hit the parrot orbiting him, but the parrot's beak is so small it couldnt break the monkey's fur tanking. |
ZzeusS
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Posted - 2004.04.05 23:38:00 -
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Rofl
I want a plasma gun ship of terror...
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Polux
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Posted - 2004.04.06 02:02:00 -
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shoot 6 cruise missiles at a friend and boost the shield of a target :).......they basically had the same names and same ships for my defence.
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Maule
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Posted - 2004.04.06 05:24:00 -
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Jumping into Yulai 10mins after I killed and podded a guy ina megathron and had a sec status at -2.1 after 5-10mins of defending and 2 ctd¦s I saw some guy in a frig collecting my loot and the loot I got from that megathron... after that day I evoided 1.0 space while pirating...
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Isiana
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Posted - 2004.04.06 05:30:00 -
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Edited by: Isiana on 06/04/2004 05:30:58
Camping a gate solo in my ECM scorp - a raven warps, i engage, surpisingly he doesnt fire back (he wants to jump through the gate) i webb him and take him down to hull relativley fast - i convo him and ask for ransom not noticing even tho webbed he was still moving towards the gate - slow but still moving, he then argued with me on how much he had to pay - long enough for him to jump through
Carebear|Me
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Miz Cenuij
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Posted - 2004.04.06 08:33:00 -
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Lol.
A gang mate locked me to sensor boost me.
My Tempest autolocked back.
We sat at gate waiting for anyone to come through.
Someone jumped in, I look up, see I have a lock and start to fire.
I continue to give everything I have for about 20 seconds until frantic shouts down TS point out my error.
Lesson learned - Dont play Eve when you are falling asleep.
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Arkaine
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Posted - 2004.04.06 08:38:00 -
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Edited by: Thrak on 02/04/2004 12:20:03
Well, Sutty is the closest thing we have to a pie-rat (except mebbe Flatliner), and his story beats all your ones hands down. In the words of the man himself:
<sutty\\>well, me flat (Flatliner) frst (Homo Erectus) and khaydin was killing this guys apoc
<sutty\\> I noticed he ejected
<sutty\\> so i screamed for stop fire
<sutty\\> and i left my ship and boarded the apoc
<sutty\\> khaydin was in a blasterthron close to the apoc
<sutty\\> i asked him to sit infront of the incomming missiles for me
<sutty\\> but he couldn't get in the way in time
<sutty\\> the missiles finished the apoc
<sutty\\> and podded me
<sutty\\> leaving my scorp in a astroid belt
<sutty\\> =
C'mon guys admit it, that's t3h win.
Sutty forgot to mention they were his missiles :)
/me wonders if somone will tell the "PANTIES IS ATTACKING!!!" story again.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.04.06 08:50:00 -
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Usually it are the fast trips downstairs that get me.
Nice stories though 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.04.06 09:06:00 -
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warp jam a container
I did that last night, the shame I felt was just horrible
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Ordo Abchao
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Posted - 2004.04.06 10:00:00 -
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Not a pirate but, one time i fitted only 3 multi spectrals instead of 4 to jam a bs... oi was i peeved when they didn't lose thier lock
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The Reverend
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Posted - 2004.04.06 19:04:00 -
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PLenty.
1. Falling asleep, face first on my desk while guarding a station in 0.0 with headphones on and still not hearing myself dying.
2. Going out to fit CONCORD battleships in Mara/PAssari with a stabber and no ammo.
3. Shooting up numerous m0o players in boredom and crashing.
In general, drinking and flying is a bad idea with me.
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Bobbeh
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Posted - 2004.04.06 20:21:00 -
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Was in a Caracal fighting vs a Typhoon and a Raven.
Was cirling around them at 60km or so, waiting for 2 BS to come and jump em.
At some point i got a bit bored so i started talking with the typhoon pilot. Talking about wrecking hits damages, till at some point i got wrecked real nice and started typing again in local, having completely forgotten that i had not maneuvred around the incomming salvo of 6 cruise. I got fried before i managed to finish the sentence.
ey, that was me lol.
Mimiru > It'd be a tie, the monkies nerfed pooflinger wouldnt have enough tracking to hit the parrot orbiting him, but the parrot's beak is so small it couldnt break the monkey's fur tanking. |
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