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Isang Relow
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Posted - 2004.04.01 16:15:00 -
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Edited by: Isang Relow on 01/04/2004 16:29:30 like the topic says...
EDIT: ok i'll add some more, sorry but i thought i would see what everyone else has done before i add mine.
Trusted a corp to a 1vs1 battle, ended up waiting 30mins then when their player jumps in he brings a bs with him and blows my blackbird up, was lucky to escape in my pod.
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vanBuskirk
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Posted - 2004.04.01 16:20:00 -
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Quote: like the topic says...
You expect a reply? It's always someone else's fault. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last resort of the incompetent". ---------------------------------------------- |

Mojo JoJo
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Posted - 2004.04.01 16:28:00 -
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shot the loot can instead of the pod by mistake...thats one i have done recently
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Isang Relow
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Posted - 2004.04.01 16:29:00 -
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Quote:
Quote: like the topic says...
You expect a reply? It's always someone else's fault.
no need to be rude
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Bobby Wilson
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Posted - 2004.04.01 16:34:00 -
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Attacked 3 Scorpions and a Raven with a force equal in numbers, but with only one Blackbird for EW.
Guess who was in that short-lived Blackbird? 
Originally by: Selim
Cool, congrats.
Oh, stupid idea by the way.
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Valdi
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Posted - 2004.04.01 17:16:00 -
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travelling to a system with no station in it. but loads of ppl going threw.. and forgetting scrambler,web and ammo . --- We just came to crush...
Director of Recruitment
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Valdi
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Posted - 2004.04.01 17:32:00 -
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that was back in the days... i left piracy a long time ago --- We just came to crush...
Director of Recruitment
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2004.04.01 18:56:00 -
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You stick to that story too 
"As far as I can tell, It doesn't matter who you are, If you can believe there's something worth fighting for " - Garbage, "Parade" |

s0cks
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Posted - 2004.04.01 18:56:00 -
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Forgetting to set autorepeat for my med slots.
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2004.04.01 19:07:00 -
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I make no mistakes, but WarHound does ;)
We captured a battleship which was mining, and had him willing to pay 30mil. He was nearly dead from our 'weakening' him, and some NPCs spawned. We decided to clear out the NPCs to protect our victim, but WarHound forgot to change targets, and destroyed the battleship instead of the NPCs.
In another incident, we had GunnyP for 40mil, but Kakalot forgot to turn off his 250 railgun, and it killed him due to damage seeping through the armor into the struct :\ ______________
The Kerrigan Chronicles |

Negotiator
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Posted - 2004.04.01 19:14:00 -
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Ok, me and TWD are fighting these guys in curse - im in a scorp, TWD in an apoc vs apoc, tempest and a bb. We warp in like 70km away or something, start a long-ass firefight and i can barely keep up with cycle jamming. BB takes heavy damage and starts warping in and out. So for like the 4th time it warps in and TWD is like ok jamm the bb. So i start jamming. And i still see the red square around it. So im like WTF THIS BB HAS 16 GRAVI??? Then i saw that i was actualy jamming the tempest. Also jumping in to a .5 a brand new raven with a pre-made bookmark wasn't the brightest idea, but thats not PvP.
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Soren
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Posted - 2004.04.01 19:36:00 -
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Edited by: Soren on 01/04/2004 19:37:43 Had my first bs (scorp) all tanked out, and took out a rupture at a station in a 0.1. The sentries were eating me, but I got him and warped out, recharged my sheilds and went back for the loot, got away with just a little damage to my armor. I left and went to the next system. Then before enough time had passed, I jumped back into the same system, and my POI of that system was the same station, by the time my screen loaded, my scorp was toast.
No insurance, was a great learning experiance. _________________________________________________________
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Drogon
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Posted - 2004.04.01 20:12:00 -
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ok me (typhoon) and 2 other guys (scorp & tempest) get a report that 2 m0o are in a2 ... we head out ... the scorp jumps into kiara (1 jump up from a2 .2sec system)first. apparently masiah's apoc had engaged the scorp. i come out of warp and start unloading on masiah as the sentry guns are also hitting him. he warps away and i switch targets to ghost437. apparently, ghost hadnt done any acts of aggression . he warp scrambled me and ate my typhoon alive with the help of the sentry guns 
/me still misses that typhoon Director, Divine Retribution
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Kakalot
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Posted - 2004.04.01 20:29:00 -
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Quote: I make no mistakes, but WarHound does ;)
We captured a battleship which was mining, and had him willing to pay 30mil. He was nearly dead from our 'weakening' him, and some NPCs spawned. We decided to clear out the NPCs to protect our victim, but WarHound forgot to change targets, and destroyed the battleship instead of the NPCs.
In another incident, we had GunnyP for 40mil, but Kakalot forgot to turn off his 250 railgun, and it killed him due to damage seeping through the armor into the struct :\
What she said :|
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0verkill
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Posted - 2004.04.01 21:02:00 -
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I bet most of m0o remember my little insident of clicking the wrong command and jumping into luminare while I was tanking sentrys for everyone in orvolle. Opps  0verkill Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you.
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AlexisMachine
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Posted - 2004.04.01 21:10:00 -
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My number one has to be forgetting to set the scramblers on auto. I do it *all* the time. Unban Lord Zap and Reverend |

Valeria
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Posted - 2004.04.01 21:14:00 -
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I once ordered my corp mates to stay and fight even though we had 3 cruisers and our opponents had 8 or so battleships. I did it because judging by how these guys kept coming after our cruisers with their battleship fleets, they must be really desperate for some PvP, so I felt sorry for them and let them kill us. 
Your 425mm Prototype I Gauss Gun perfectly strikes some nublar, wrecking for 1155.0 damage. |

Lentia
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Posted - 2004.04.01 21:18:00 -
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Umm, trying to manual orbit with mwd and accidently double clicking on some icon and warping away leaving your team stranded...
Lentia Military Officer http://www.staf.online-guild.com/ |

Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.04.01 21:28:00 -
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I was in a caracal and i used a cruise to take out the pod, but it hit the can i was looking into, and it had 3*27% expanders and alot of bistot I did what negotiaor did, the screen took too long to load in vaajita(0.5) and my bs was toast. To make things worse people in paladins and biomass used to say never to go through there and on this occasion I was making some*****y half arsed comment obout the navy and concord when it happened
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vanBuskirk
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Posted - 2004.04.01 21:43:00 -
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Quote: shot the loot can instead of the pod by mistake...thats one i have done recently
Aaah, my heart bleeds for you. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last resort of the incompetent". ---------------------------------------------- |

Nervar
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Posted - 2004.04.01 22:39:00 -
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Most stupidst thing ive ever done. hmm well would say my stunt today takes the cake on stupid things ive done. mee and a mate knowingly jumped into a 5 BS trap for the fuk off it  My raven pretty much went poof inn 20 seconds
-------------------------------------------------> What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2004.04.01 23:07:00 -
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Edited by: Wild Rho on 01/04/2004 23:08:25 Gone into battle with no ammo in my guns or cargo hold and no missiles 
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |

Falzone
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Posted - 2004.04.01 23:15:00 -
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I challenged a guy to a 1 on 1 fight in my raven. He accepted then he warped in jammed me and called his friends in to help. I could have logged off an held out log enough till i disappeared but i didn't think about logging dammit(<--Dumbass). This was pre castor.
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XpoHoc
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Posted - 2004.04.01 23:25:00 -
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I think most mistakes had always to do with the autopilot. Ie jumping into Jan, knowing that NVA was camping the JIP. Don't think I need to tell that my Scorp was dead by the time my screen loaded.
Lost my Caracal in a fight against 2 BB because of the autopilot aswell.
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Toastmaster
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Posted - 2004.04.02 00:32:00 -
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Edited by: Toastmaster on 02/04/2004 00:33:37 I warped back to help my screaming friends and landed 10 km from 3 enemy BS and my friends was warped out
That apoc is dead now.... Even captured with fraps   
"viper zulu > toast has killed our whole corporation ships at least once"
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Frost88
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Posted - 2004.04.02 00:42:00 -
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Wasn't really my fault but what they hey, it was funny... I was fighting a Thorax in my breacher, had the guy good and dead... then mouse runs out battery. He was on 4% structure.
/me uses cable mouse now ------------------------------------------------ I've always owned Kehmor, cheap as chips off Ebay
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BobGhengisKhan
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Posted - 2004.04.02 04:54:00 -
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Edited by: BobGhengisKhan on 02/04/2004 08:19:35 I trusted Leila Numanor to watch my back, when we were both in Cow. Was battleship loss #2
2nd worst was the time I opened fire on a cruiser in Keberz (which was .5, completely forgot where I was) - narrowly escaped that
Edit - Oh, and the first time I was ever in an empire space 0.0 system, I thought you could shoot people like non empire 0.0. I was travelling from curse to dock at this station near a bunch of miners, to refit. I had 2 mwds, one ab and a WD on, and I saw a maller 70k away. This was pre-Castor, so I could get up to a pretty decent speed. I flipped all my speed mods and steared to ram the maller as fast as I could with my tachyons going, knew it wouldnt kill him, but I wanted a laugh - I got one salvo off before he spun madly out of control (and out of my target lock range) - in range of the sentries. Made it out with under 500 structure - pooti and I thought it was hilarious. Good times
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.04.02 07:23:00 -
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We were fighting against xetic, we had 7 and they had 12, we fought at around 30-40km and killed 2 bs¦s, then Xetic started to get some reinforcements since they were pulling out from their fight with SA few jumps out.
We regrouped and I made the cal we should gang warp to the gate real fast to surprise them and try to kill them all.
I had lost some armor in the previous battle and was saying on TS that now I would die, and I would die today since in the last 3 days I had lost armor at least once every day.
When we landed at the gate they had regrouped.
I was first target and lost my Tempest in micro seconds.
But in the 4 days before that I was in over 33 battleship kills that we claimed from Xetic and I keept saying "Pay me ISK" in local.
I think they were mad at me  Spawn of the Devil
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Jexter
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Posted - 2004.04.02 07:27:00 -
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I and Fist were messing around, shooting at each other as we often do otherwise he would get bored and then I would be in trouble.
2 Battleships warp in, we engage them. I launch my cruises, open up with my turrets, scramble... all nice and dandy until Fist shouts "Jex, are you gonna keep shooting me for long?" over TS. 
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2004.04.02 08:05:00 -
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Was in a Caracal fighting vs a Typhoon and a Raven.
Was cirling around them at 60km or so, waiting for 2 BS to come and jump em.
At some point i got a bit bored so i started talking with the typhoon pilot. Talking about wrecking hits damages, till at some point i got wrecked real nice and started typing again in local, having completely forgotten that i had not maneuvred around the incomming salvo of 6 cruise. I got fried before i managed to finish the sentence.
**Pain is meant to be felt** |

Randuin MaraL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 08:12:00 -
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Hm, no pirate but think 'tis worth sharing that little story with you:
I saw a red square on my screen and my autoscanner marked that pilot as outlaw. I thought we were in 0.4, where I was heading to, but we were still in 0.6 and that pilot was +3.4 instead of -5.ish ... and my typhoon no.3 turned into space dust thanks to the sentries. No mercy for the stupid ones.
Good thing was: Got a larger wallet seconds after the "fight" and a nice talk with Groove. ____________________________________________________
Never be in the company of anyone with whom you would not want to die.
MEDUSA veteran, Khumaak Award winner |

Cpt Pugwash
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Posted - 2004.04.02 11:28:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
In another incident, we had GunnyP for 40mil, but Kakalot forgot to turn off his 250 railgun, and it killed him due to damage seeping through the armor into the struct :\
What she said :|
That one has gotta take some beating Kak 
I never mentioned my error on that holdup as I was to busy laughing at Kak. We had 2 BB's and a Moa, I was target jam, Kak was Web Warp and Chris the muscle in his Moa. When I got GunnyP locked I activated my Jammers on the Npc I had been shooting.
GunnyP had surrended by the time my Jammers had cycled and I could jam him 
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John Prescott
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Posted - 2004.04.02 11:53:00 -
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during the m0o/FE war in Fountain, we were camping out logistic station and got word of several m0o at one of the gates, a few people broke off to engage them including me in my DOM. unfortunately the ship took far too long to turn around and warp, by the time i got outta warp there was like 8 m0o at the gate..i lasted about 20secs, and got into some video of m0o's. (what a friggin honor)
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.04.02 11:54:00 -
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Quote: Forgetting to set autorepeat for my med slots.
Haha, I lose count of the times I've done this.
Another one I've done was (on a busy night) having a guy targetted and scrambled while our 'insurance advisor' discussed payment, and another ship warps in, so I targetted the new ship, and let rip on him, for interrupting a business deal.
The poor guy we were 'advising' felt the full force of the top shelf of my megathron, while the new guy MWD'd to the gate, and to safety.
needless to say, we didn't charge the unfortunate guy for passage... .
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Thrak
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Posted - 2004.04.02 12:17:00 -
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Edited by: Thrak on 02/04/2004 12:20:03 Well, Sutty is the closest thing we have to a pie-rat (except mebbe Flatliner), and his story beats all your ones hands down. In the words of the man himself:
<sutty\\>well, me flat (Flatliner) frst (Homo Erectus) and khaydin was killing this guys apoc <sutty\\> I noticed he ejected <sutty\\> so i screamed for stop fire <sutty\\> and i left my ship and boarded the apoc <sutty\\> khaydin was in a blasterthron close to the apoc <sutty\\> i asked him to sit infront of the incomming missiles for me <sutty\\> but he couldn't get in the way in time <sutty\\> the missiles finished the apoc <sutty\\> and podded me <sutty\\> leaving my scorp in a astroid belt <sutty\\> =
C'mon guys admit it, that's t3h win.
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Bellicose
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Posted - 2004.04.02 12:53:00 -
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jumped into a 0.7 system in my shinny new scorpion with all my shinny new named stuff and sees a guy i know i think . hey iam gonna mees with him then i jump to him and targets him and starts to warp. webbie him... then concord came and reminded me that i wasent in corp with that guy anymore... to make the thing worse some noob came and looted my XR-3200.s and stuff    Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
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slothe
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Posted - 2004.04.02 13:01:00 -
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i recall a story about a mOo player who, while blackading with others in a Megathron, firing at a ship, boarded the ship by accident, then got podkilled by his own ship, appearing at a cloning station 7 jumps away, and having to return quickly to board his vacant mega. anyone remember this?
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public" http://www.khainestar.com/eve |

Bulk Paint
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Posted - 2004.04.02 13:15:00 -
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Yup. I was just about to post that one :)
It was Ywev if memory serves. ------------------------------------------------------------ Bulk Paint Lost In Space |

Sassinak
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Posted - 2004.04.02 14:13:00 -
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Edited by: Sassinak on 02/04/2004 14:47:24
Quote: during the m0o/FE war in Fountain, we were camping out logistic station and got word of several m0o at one of the gates, a few people broke off to engage them including me in my DOM. unfortunately the ship took far too long to turn around and warp, by the time i got outta warp there was like 8 m0o at the gate..i lasted about 20secs, and got into some video of m0o's. (what a friggin honor)
I remember that clearly.
Quote: i recall a story about a mOo player who, while blackading with others in a Megathron, firing at a ship, boarded the ship by accident, then got podkilled by his own ship, appearing at a cloning station 7 jumps away, and having to return quickly to board his vacant mega. anyone remember this?
Ahh.. The patented Ywev maneuver.
Vonbuskirk, whats the big chip on your shoulder eh? all you seem to do is troll this board flaming pirates. whats wrong.. lost a few ships to a pvp'er whil'st flying afk in your hauler in 0.0 and now everyone must pay for that immoral sin? Get a grip Its just a game Sass Arcane Technologies |

mk ultra
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Posted - 2004.04.02 15:32:00 -
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Oh well i was with my buddy jus2awesome in amamake fighting everlasting vendetta . I was docked and i knew they were waiting for me to undock so i logged back in with an alt to check the station and yes they were all there in battleships like 40 km from the station . So i decided to make a run for it so i could come back and tackle with them for a better angle . What i feared the most was that when undocking my ship would go really fast and get me close to them and that would have taken me longer to aling to my bookmark . Usually when i undock smoothly im already aligned to that bookmark . Anyway the worst happen , i undock , got jammed , ship was almost destroyed , i ctd'ed and log back at the station in my blackbird . Thats where my mistake happen . I wanted to log back in with al alt to see if they were still there .... i hit exit station instead of ESC to log out ... got jammed lost the bb no clone thank god i ejected and save the pod :P
------------------------ <Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2004.04.02 15:36:00 -
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Forgot to check if I had ammo in my weapons...
I target jammed the enemy.. hit F1, F2, F3 .. etc..
..nothing happened.. was like arghh god damn lagg!!!!
I was shouting on teamspeak.. I cant fire ! :( Grr lagg arghh
Then I check my weapons... 
... hehe of course I didnt tell anyone 
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To dare in fields is valor; but how few dare to be throughly valiant to be true? |

Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2004.04.02 16:42:00 -
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I was flying by myself in a blackbird, and came across a large ugly minmater ship. For some reason I thought it was a mammoth, and just started shooting at it. I wasn't even paying much attention to the game since I thought it would be such an easy kill...Then I looked down and saw that I was almost dead, the "mammoth" was really a tempest. I think I escaped with like 10% structure.
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AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 21:04:00 -
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was messing around back in the old days with c0w. we were camping a gate in atlar. i was up close to the gate in a frigate, while others were safely 60k away. whenever someone jumped in i gained a target lock and pretty much just hoped for them to shoot at me instead of the actual people shooting them. well one time i got a target lock...leaned back in my chair...all the f-keys got depressed by my comp desk. sentries got me in seconds...from that point on i have high slot modules set to ctrl + f-key.
i've done the shooting a person you think is in ur corp while in range of sentries thing.
also in ennur got a rupture stolen by sentries thinking i was free to engage.
done the auto-repeat thing. countless times had people warp out on me when i had a nice warp scrambler on em. funniest time was when i was running a 86.25% webber and couldn't figure out for 2 minuts why a frigate was still going 3000+ m/s.
done the attack within sentries range..got out... autopiloted back to the same gate
the moral of the post...mar!jauna causes slows the thinking process
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |

AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 21:21:00 -
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hey guys i have new plasma guns ships of terror
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |

AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.02 21:27:00 -
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wow gotta love the remember password feature. lets my co-worker easily sign in and post as me...
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |

Shanna
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Posted - 2004.04.03 00:12:00 -
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Multi screw up --- Had a cruiser Webbed and WS and jammed, but had loaded FoF's in my launchers and he hadn't locked me, figured out what was up I was just in time to see him warp away vecause I had not put my mid slots on auto.... had a great time explaining that......
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toaster
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Posted - 2004.04.05 22:02:00 -
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2 stories actually....
1) our side in a kestrel and a BB...their side in a single scorp. Evidently this scorp pilot had no idea what he was doing, but we jammed him and wj'd him and were laying into him with torps and cruise. 10 minutes later, we had him down to his partial hull only and......we ran out of missiles. The luckiest day of his life, because it was being caught on fraps and he was about to make the clip of the week.
2) a long time ago we tried our hand at bounty hunting in the catch/curse area...especially near HED-GP. We had around 5 cruisers camped at a gate a few jumps from HED. Someone warps in and we start to engage them.... Only problem is that we were so bored waiting that we had locked each other and were firing on one another. Well, the guy gets away and one of our own guys had been firing on another friendly cruiser the whole time. It was badly damaged. Needless to say the graba$$ during boring times was stopped at that point. ------------------------------------------------
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syndic4te
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Posted - 2004.04.05 22:48:00 -
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warp jam a container ---
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Bobbeh
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Posted - 2004.04.05 22:51:00 -
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Let my hobgoblins attack shadowthrone. 10 bs ended me. Mimiru > It'd be a tie, the monkies nerfed pooflinger wouldnt have enough tracking to hit the parrot orbiting him, but the parrot's beak is so small it couldnt break the monkey's fur tanking. |

ZzeusS
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Posted - 2004.04.05 23:38:00 -
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Rofl
I want a plasma gun ship of terror...
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Polux
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Posted - 2004.04.06 02:02:00 -
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shoot 6 cruise missiles at a friend and boost the shield of a target :).......they basically had the same names and same ships for my defence.
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Maule
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Posted - 2004.04.06 05:24:00 -
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Jumping into Yulai 10mins after I killed and podded a guy ina megathron and had a sec status at -2.1 after 5-10mins of defending and 2 ctd¦s I saw some guy in a frig collecting my loot and the loot I got from that megathron... after that day I evoided 1.0 space while pirating...
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Isiana
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Posted - 2004.04.06 05:30:00 -
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Edited by: Isiana on 06/04/2004 05:30:58 Camping a gate solo in my ECM scorp - a raven warps, i engage, surpisingly he doesnt fire back (he wants to jump through the gate) i webb him and take him down to hull relativley fast - i convo him and ask for ransom not noticing even tho webbed he was still moving towards the gate - slow but still moving, he then argued with me on how much he had to pay - long enough for him to jump through 
Carebear|Me Alts |

Miz Cenuij
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Posted - 2004.04.06 08:33:00 -
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Lol. A gang mate locked me to sensor boost me. My Tempest autolocked back. We sat at gate waiting for anyone to come through. Someone jumped in, I look up, see I have a lock and start to fire. I continue to give everything I have for about 20 seconds until frantic shouts down TS point out my error.
Lesson learned - Dont play Eve when you are falling asleep.
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |

Arkaine
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Posted - 2004.04.06 08:38:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Thrak on 02/04/2004 12:20:03 Well, Sutty is the closest thing we have to a pie-rat (except mebbe Flatliner), and his story beats all your ones hands down. In the words of the man himself:
<sutty\\>well, me flat (Flatliner) frst (Homo Erectus) and khaydin was killing this guys apoc <sutty\\> I noticed he ejected <sutty\\> so i screamed for stop fire <sutty\\> and i left my ship and boarded the apoc <sutty\\> khaydin was in a blasterthron close to the apoc <sutty\\> i asked him to sit infront of the incomming missiles for me <sutty\\> but he couldn't get in the way in time <sutty\\> the missiles finished the apoc <sutty\\> and podded me <sutty\\> leaving my scorp in a astroid belt <sutty\\> =
C'mon guys admit it, that's t3h win.
Sutty forgot to mention they were his missiles :)
/me wonders if somone will tell the "PANTIES IS ATTACKING!!!" story again.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.04.06 08:50:00 -
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Usually it are the fast trips downstairs that get me.
Nice stories though 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |

Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.04.06 09:06:00 -
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Quote: warp jam a container
I did that last night, the shame I felt was just horrible 
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Ordo Abchao
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Posted - 2004.04.06 10:00:00 -
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Not a pirate but, one time i fitted only 3 multi spectrals instead of 4 to jam a bs... oi was i peeved when they didn't lose thier lock  Order out of Chaos |

The Reverend
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Posted - 2004.04.06 19:04:00 -
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PLenty.
1. Falling asleep, face first on my desk while guarding a station in 0.0 with headphones on and still not hearing myself dying.
2. Going out to fit CONCORD battleships in Mara/PAssari with a stabber and no ammo.
3. Shooting up numerous m0o players in boredom and crashing.
In general, drinking and flying is a bad idea with me.
m0ovie links |

Bobbeh
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Posted - 2004.04.06 20:21:00 -
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Quote: Was in a Caracal fighting vs a Typhoon and a Raven.
Was cirling around them at 60km or so, waiting for 2 BS to come and jump em.
At some point i got a bit bored so i started talking with the typhoon pilot. Talking about wrecking hits damages, till at some point i got wrecked real nice and started typing again in local, having completely forgotten that i had not maneuvred around the incomming salvo of 6 cruise. I got fried before i managed to finish the sentence.
ey, that was me lol. Mimiru > It'd be a tie, the monkies nerfed pooflinger wouldnt have enough tracking to hit the parrot orbiting him, but the parrot's beak is so small it couldnt break the monkey's fur tanking. |

Sassinak
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Posted - 2004.04.07 00:15:00 -
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Quote: PLenty.
1. Falling asleep, face first on my desk while guarding a station in 0.0 with headphones on and still not hearing myself dying.
2. Going out to fit CONCORD battleships in Mara/PAssari with a stabber and no ammo.
3. Shooting up numerous m0o players in boredom and crashing.
In general, drinking and flying is a bad idea with me.
LMAO Yeah, Me and Stavros were tryin to get your attention on TS at the time, you were camping stations in your sleep.... was pretty funny when you think back, embarrasing though.
Has to be autopilot for me though i think, fortuntately when we still had the 10sec invul.. I;d warp out from being shot up by a load of people, or just run a blockade. Then autopilot warps me right back in... DOH! Sass Arcane Technologies |

Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.04.07 00:55:00 -
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Quote: Forgetting to set autorepeat for my med slots.
Although I'm not a pirate, I've done this before too  _______________________________________________ Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |

GoLeM
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Posted - 2004.04.07 23:23:00 -
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Edited by: GoLeM on 07/04/2004 23:25:21
Quote: Lesson learned - Dont play Eve when you are falling asleep.
No kidding! When I was new in my Raven me and Stan Bowman had a 1vs1, him in his Megathron. Well It was very early in the morning and I had stayed up almost all night long the whole week. So we start fighting and I use my Raven exactly how I would have used my Tempest (1st mistake). Of course I had set up the Raven for a completely different strategy.
Well Stan had his low slots full or mostly full of cap relays so he could recharge his shields easily. I sat there like an idiot and let his guns rip me apart. When I realized that he was definitely going to win the battle I stopped attacking and started heading to the gate (2nd mistake). I was confident that I would be able to survive the 1 minute that's required before jumping. I had my mwd disabled and decided to turn it on to get me to the gate quickly (3rd mistake). The gate had only been 13km away and at the end of a minute I would have been in jump range without the use of the mwd.
Well I get to the gate and continue to try to jump until my ship is destoyed. I kept gettings messages saying either I couldn't jump because of a hostility or that a jump was in progress (change session bug). One minute and 4 seconds after I had stopped firing, I lost my ship. Even though the 1 minute had passed, I couldn't jump due to the change session.
If I had used the Raven in the manner that I set it up for I may have won the battle. If I had warped away instead of trying to get to the gate I could have let my shields and cap recharge then tried to fight again. If I hadn't used my mwd, I would have had plenty of cap to keep my shield booster going so that I could last until that change session was over. All those if's.....
Well after losing my ship in this manner and then only getting 2 hours of sleep, I was very grumpy at work, lol.
Props to Stan, you had a very nice setup there for a Megathron. I never expected a 'Thron to do that well against a Raven.
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Jehutty
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Posted - 2004.04.08 04:41:00 -
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I think that damn near everyone has fallen asleep at one point in time.I can count a few times jumpin 55 jumps to kill some NVA (when they were there) and falling asleep at the helm loosing at ship right at jumpin.With my freinds yellin in ts PAT WAKE UP!!!! ahahaha
No matter how big No matter how strong It always boils down to name calling !!! |

Araviel
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Posted - 2004.04.08 06:04:00 -
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the most stupied thing ive done in EVE was to attack BobGhengisKhan's tempest whit a celestis as i belived it was a industrial, duh,  |

OmegaTron
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Posted - 2004.04.08 11:47:00 -
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Edited by: OmegaTron on 08/04/2004 11:53:59 when i was a n00b i had loaded my Kestrel with FoF lights and the same with a corp buddy. We went out to a 0.4 to pratice pvp on each other. the fight didn't last long, well it never started
it was kinda like a players sig i read awhile back.
FoF stands for, "Fire! Oh F*ck
that still *****s me up ------------------------------------------------ A Plague is comming.... |

HavokTBP
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Posted - 2004.04.09 03:19:00 -
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Can't say this was pirating, but it was pretty dumb...
Running around in HLW with 2 mwds precastor against some 8 evolution in my scorp, outran them for a good 20mins, had a few beers an was laughing an then I didn't realise that I hit the speed tab an lowered my ship speed down. Outside of a station I shot at one of them in a blackbird before I was target jammed, an the rest of them warped in. I MWD about 150km's away an was wondering why I wasn't going anywhere futher with 2 mwds like I just did 5mins before an ran outta cap, an died.
I cried exploit :P I'll admit to that but that was only because I didn't realise that I hit the slow speed button till I was at work wondering wtf happened more closely. I ended up laughing at how stupid it was an didn't really care afterwards.
Live an learn eh?
Member of the Curse Alliance before the Corruption Leader of The Black Plague.
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Rthor
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Posted - 2004.04.09 16:59:00 -
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Edited by: Rthor on 09/04/2004 17:02:29 Went a few jumps to kill a black nova indy in outer ring's arm, and since I wanted to save on ammo I brought only Heavy FOFs trying to kill an indy, and then I wondered why my launchers would not fire.
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shakaZ XIV
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Posted - 2004.04.09 18:31:00 -
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I was camping in hed-gp with a few other ca peeps, me being the scrambling frigate, in an Incursus. I see a someone's pod warp to a planet, so i follow it! He's actually there, so i warpscramble & web, pressed F1,F2,F3 ...
"You do not have the required power! you need 95% capacitor to..." - my guns were offline So i had to get one of the battleships that were still on the gate to come pod the guy for me. Battleship flies over, kills pod...then i notice the scout drone in my dronebay. D'oh  
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AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.09 19:01:00 -
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i have sonic wave blasters
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |

AwiL
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Posted - 2004.04.09 19:02:00 -
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my co-workers are a$$holes sorry
"We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..." |

Fismo
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Posted - 2004.04.09 23:29:00 -
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Well, I was sat camping a gate with some corp m8s in mi BB, had sensor booster running hit the warp scrambler/webbifier (just in case).
I have 2 PCs and flicked the mouse for the Eve PC outta the way, to my horror I caught the mouse button, targetted the gate, scrambled it/webbed it and didnt last long with the SGs. Gave everone in my corp a good laugh anyway :)
Fismo
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.04.09 23:36:00 -
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Fighting nightfangs Blaster tron in Typhoon when i shuld stayed in safespot  -------------------------------------------
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swisher
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Posted - 2004.04.10 08:25:00 -
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My dumest mistake would also be going against a Megathron with my scorp...I wasnt setup for jamming and I got wasted.
Basicly a megathron will own anything 1 vs 1 if your not setup correctly to go against it.
Lesson we learn..what we do after that makes all the difference.
-swish
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Bellicose
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Posted - 2004.04.10 11:18:00 -
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hmm forgetting to armortank my Blasterthron before attacking PerrinAybarra¦s Tempest i lasted about 1minut 40sec ouch Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2004.04.10 12:26:00 -
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going afk.... while was on autopilot..
Centuria > whoot? Centuria > you stalking me? :) -- Nafri > then I a bird pooed on my head AND ON MY MEAL -- http://www.subroc.net/teddybears/
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