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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 04:19:00 -
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First off I would like to extend our regrets for the server crash last night. It seems that some of our foolhardy thugs decided to enter a 0.0 area due to the mis-guided efforts of our best FC. Upon doing so a rip in the very fabric of reality was created and the server was faced with either melting down due to the natural order being violated or shutting it's self off. Luckly it choose the latter.
Now on to business...
Due to the Coalition's self centered and un-just attack, on the freedom loving people of the Alliance along with the Goonswarms' un-provoked attack on all things good, we the Privateer Alliance have be forced to hunt our prey and really work for a living since they have all been lead astray into a this imperialistic war against the afore mentioned innocents.
This being the case, we are now forced to seek out new targets within our areas of operation. It is with a great heavy heart we announce that until this so called "Great War" is over we shall begin to take contracts on targets of less than 1000 players. This now means we will no longer attack just large 0.0 alliances but solo corperations and smaller alliances as well.
You have only yourselves to blame for this action, your attacks on the freedom loving people of the south and your support for Goonswarm's war crimes against them has brought you to this. Until the Coalition forces return to empire and fly blindly into our gate ganks again we must now hunt the rest of you.
Hooch, man of low moral fiber
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Viper ShizzIe
The Illuminati. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.22 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: Viper ****zIe on 22/02/2008 04:34:28
This is an amazing and epic thread, may I subscribe to your newsletter?
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 04:42:00 -
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Edited by: The Hooch on 22/02/2008 04:44:40
Originally by: Viper ****zIe Edited by: Viper ****zIe on 22/02/2008 04:34:28
This is an amazing and epic thread, may I subscribe to your newsletter? (Hooch I love your post and you are the informed poster in Eve) <---- what he meant to say 
Well, frankly no... and all of my threads are epic... so there!
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DEV IL
Gallente Atomic Battle Penguins Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 05:30:00 -
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Damn privateers, when well will they learn knowone cares, who ever joins these low lifes is just a..... oh wait wtf am i saying, go privateers !

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Chomapuraku
Templar Republic R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.02.22 05:33:00 -
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i thought you guys disappeared after they fixed the wardec system (complain all you want about "empire-hugging carebears", it's called "hi-sec" for a reason)
oh well. i guess you can still swing the peen on CAOD
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HydroSan
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.22 05:35:00 -
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WAR CRIMES
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Sleyn Peade
Twilight Fleet Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 05:37:00 -
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Originally by: The Hooch Hooch, man of low moral fiber
Stop insulting ppl of low moral fiber by comparing yourself to them, you're so much worse than that
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titanstory
Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.02.22 05:50:00 -
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thx a lot
why dont you come in delve? have soooo many targets 
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.22 06:45:00 -
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You know... there's this one asshat corp that have been bugging a lot of poor new players... ticker says [RKK], maybe you heard of them? 
Originally by: Avaricia look a goon lol
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hmmmmmmmm
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.22 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: titanstory thx a lot
why dont you come in delve? have soooo many targets 
so, 2. wawes on the way niceeee 
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Bozl1n
Caldari Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.02.22 08:51:00 -
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Nice post, made my spit coke over my keyboard
Sig returned after a victory with the appeal \o/ ;)~ |

Karanth
Gallente Eve's Brothers of Destiny Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.02.22 08:55:00 -
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Epic fights ahead. Damn the faction loot, full speed AFK CNRs ahead!
"Current Earth-Destruction Status" |

yarrmarr
Privateers
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Posted - 2008.02.22 09:09:00 -
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Originally by: Karanth Epic fights ahead. Damn the faction loot, full speed AFK CNRs ahead!
Can I has cheezburgers with your afk CNR yes??
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Frayen
Gallente Band of the Damned Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 09:24:00 -
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tbh Hooch, I am still surprised no one has said anything about the night we camped HED.
I think -A- got confused and amused and wasn't sure wether to jump in and fight or sit there and watch a bunch of privateers in 0.0
Or it could have been the sun dress you were wearing that made them hesitate. I know it gets hot in the pod bud, but seriously, we dont need to see what religion you are. Atleast a thicker material next time would be nice. You kept distracting the guys.  _____________________________
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darkfuntime
Minmatar Fat J
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Posted - 2008.02.22 10:06:00 -
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you guys were in 0.0 dam thats a first [/url Take back your existence or die like a punk.
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LvxAeterna
The Greater Goon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.22 10:16:00 -
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So, this means Privateers are encroaching on MC's clientele?
This will end well.
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 11:20:00 -
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LOL! Privateers are big joke anyway! 
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of gold"
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Chomapuraku i thought you guys disappeared after they fixed the wardec system (complain all you want about "empire-hugging carebears", it's called "hi-sec" for a reason)
oh well. i guess you can still swing the peen on CAOD
Yes I can, and mine is huge mate!
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 12:22:00 -
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Originally by: titanstory thx a lot
why dont you come in delve? have soooo many targets 
1. We would crash the server again. It can't handle us being in anything except high sec areas. I think the game fix has a hidden trigger concerning us and anything below .5 .
2. Why would we do something like go to Delve? The polite, peace loving, and kind people of the Alliance live there and are being un-justly set upon by the evil empire known as RedSwarm and their lacky pets. (please mind you that my affections can be changed in a momement for the right amount of isk )
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |

Avon Doom
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Posted - 2008.02.22 15:05:00 -
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Edited by: Avon Doom on 22/02/2008 15:11:07 Edited by: Avon Doom on 22/02/2008 15:10:08 Ok, how much did BoB pay you for this then 
Darn, this means my alt may not be able to hisec mine while I "shirk from home"...
So - If you really are real privateers, we have this little problem over in de.... how much?
(And yes I am a coward hiding my real identity - but I don't care!)
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IRONUTRR
Wraiths Reborn Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 17:03:00 -
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I told you guys we should have taken a left instead of a right for Jita 4-4. The server had no choice, but to crash.
Let Operation Gerbil Commence.
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Sidious Cruz
Amarr The SMITE Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.02.22 17:16:00 -
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Heh, comedy thread of the year. 
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K'racker
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Posted - 2008.02.22 21:03:00 -
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well, you've been the next m0o. being the next MC is about as believable. all part of molly's ebil master plan i guess.. hf
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: K'racker well, you've been the next m0o. being the next MC is about as believable. all part of molly's ebil master plan i guess.. hf
Well, we got nerf'd like Moo, only we lived to tell about it.
Franky, MC holds no real enchantment for me or the alliance, we are thugs, or any other name you care to make up, and say it is true, they betrayed their long time friends and partners. There is a slight difference between us.
Mollie is not ebil, he is just a misunderstood visonary (for enough isk I will say damn near anything, I am such a hobag in this way)
Hooch, lower than whale ****
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |

Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.22 21:11:00 -
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More about redheads ITT pls
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Out of Order
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Posted - 2008.02.22 21:29:00 -
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Very funny way of stating that they've been hired by BOB.
Enjoying every minute of this. Miz Stelth Bomerz iz the ****nit. |

James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates
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Posted - 2008.02.22 21:29:00 -
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So, who are these Privateers guys anyway? -- Crane needs more grid 249km locking? |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: James Lyrus So, who are these Privateers guys anyway?
Ummm, not really I am just very bored and BC forgot my leash again...
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: Dafuzz More about redheads ITT pls
Sorry Fuzz, the mods keep moving them now...makes me sad 
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.22 23:58:00 -
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Originally by: James Lyrus So, who are these Privateers guys anyway?
A joke, they are noobs and can't kill anything in all honesty, so please feel free to fill up your hauler and fly afk...cheers 
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